hey femanons, you know what would be a funny april fools joke? giving this cute, lonely romanian boy a chance. you know, as a joke...
>>84258863what's actually funny is I've got some moid from my college thinking he's going on a date with me tommorow lmao, I told him to meet me at a mall 3 hours from our campus
>>84258878women see a completely unrelated post and are like "okay, but how can i make this about myself?"
I'm going to filter the word "romanian" as an epic joke.
>>84258990i love you too, deeply so
>>84258863would you give a kind gay moid a chance
>>84259021i'm not gay at all, sadly. my life would've been so much easier if i was because the only romantic attention i've ever received throughout my life was from gay guys.
>>84259039Tell me about ill-fated gay suitors, romaniancel.
>>84259180whenever i try to give a gay guy at chance at friendship, at first he'll be like "haha we'll totally just be friends haha i promise i won't make this weird" and then a day or two later he'll be like "so uhmm have you thought about sucking cock before? not trying to make things gay just asking lol" then they'd try to push it further and further every day until it gets to a point where i'm like "okay, you clearly never wanted to *just* be my friend and you'll never mindrape me into being gay, so let's both cut our loses right here" i wouldn't think much of it if this was an isolated scenario, but what i'm describing here has happened to me at least 8 different times with guys from here. you might be wondering why i don't just block them earlier, and my answer to that is... i wanna see how far and how long they try to push the gay conversion dialogue tree onto me before they realize it's not working. at some point it becomes a sort of morbid curiosity to see how far they'd go to decimate my romanian butt.
>>84259252https://voca.ro/18tPvvz2Jlj2
>>84259252dude what is going on in romania if all dudes you befriend end up being down low gays
so what happened to you begging for an older woman with each op, or are there two romaniancels? still barely five foot?
>>84259452He lives in Romania.
>>84259252man, why tf is romania so gay?
>>84259426https://voca.ro/15xBEFH3JUCs>>84259452>>84259460this was all on r9k, i don't go outside unless it's to buy groceries or work out >>84259457>so what happened to you begging for an older woman with each opdesperate times call for desperate measures. i'm feeling particularly lonely lately so at this point i'm game for anyone with an actual vagina (and of legal age!!) >still barely five foot?we both know i'm not gonna experience a growth spurt anytime soon...
>>84259252men are insanely simple creatures. doesn't matter if you're gay or straight we all want to date Tomoko You keep acting like a cute anime boy and all the gaybots will want jump on you like starving wolves hunting who found prey. Women on the other hand have sinister unpredictable tastes
>>84259252Are you like a hot Twink or why do they want to fuck you
>>84259252This is extremely funny to read, honestly.>>84259452It isn't romania specifically, he just posts like a total bottom and uses anime girl images.t. Romanian who hit on him (No homo tho)
>>84259537subby bottoms like this might make me become bicurious but not in a i want to fuck men way but more in a dating a dude like this would make me very happy in a vacuum
>>84259519>https://voca.ro/15xBEFH3JUCs>types like femboy>attracts gay for attentionjust take the dick in the ass atp, also RIP to he guy who got deported to china
>>84259567Stop using 2B in your posts or I'll rape you along with the romaniancel as well.
>>84259528>we all want to date Tomokowouldn't you prefer Tomoki if you're gay? >Women on the other hand have sinister unpredictable tastesthis statement should be pinned on the board, honestly. >>84259529i'm a shredded, slightly androgynous looking guy and that's enough to get these guys' panties in a twist. >>84259537>he just posts like a total bottom and uses anime girl images.i don't think i ever used an anime girl image. i make sure to pick boys specifically so people don't get the wrong idea!! >>84259566>subby bottoms like thisi'd be more like a bratty powerbottom if anything, get your facts straight!! >dating a dude like this would make me very happy in a vacuum*blushes*
>>84259576nuh uh, go ahead try raping me
>>84259595>i don't think i ever used an anime girl image. i make sure to pick boys specifically so people don't get the wrong idea!!>Draw girl>Call it a boyIn all seriousness I did not realize until you pointed it out.Anime was a mistake.
>>84259595man i just want to love a pathetic introverted nerdy being but thats having too high standards sadly. all women are pathetic by default but the introverted nerdy ones all have boyfriends
>>84259627So be it.*UNZIPS KATANA*
>>84259639*PULLS OUT THE GLOCK*yo dad, so mf has brought in a katana in the house
>>84259630>Anime was a mistake.you'd hate hanging out in my apartment, then. it's plastered full of anime wall scrolls, figs and other merch i gathered over the years!!>>84259632>man i just want to love a pathetic introverted nerdy beingi wish girls felt like this about pathetic, introverted, mentally ill, shut-in guys. when will it be my turn!! >the introverted nerdy ones all have boyfriendssometimes they'll just pretend to have boyfriends because they know all the nerd hobby spaces are filled with lonely, desperate guys who'll stalk and harass them until the end of time if they know they're single.
>>84259665*Dodges your glock and pulls out his cock*What's your next move? Think carefully, because my speed is superior.Wait, shit, I already pulled out the katana....guess I'm dual wielding.*RAPES*
>>84259680Nah, I think its cool that you have your interests and hobbies on display. Keep doing your thing, man.But I urge you to behave differently if you want females and not males.
>>84259704some people claim that bpd is an inherently female trait. i'm starting to believe them because that's simply how i've always acted as a diagnosed bpd guy. someone once told me i have "the brain of a teenage girl trapped in the body of a grown ass nigga" and i think that encapsulates the essence of my being better than i could put into words. the funniest part is that i'm not even agp, i love being a guy!!
>>84259737It pretty much is, and good on you for having your head screwed on relatively straight.Don't hang out around people that use ebonics, they'll lower your IQ. And don't make me start acting like your father, because this thread is already gay enough. Anyway I'm going to go play some Skyrim.
>>84259595>shredded, slightly androgynous looking guyKorean woman here, my discord is kanghyukily
>>84259804not op but are you from south korea? super weird for there to be south koreans lurkign here especialyl south korean women
>>84259849Yes I am South Korean.
>>84259765>they'll lower your IQmy IQ is already in the negatives. there's not much to be lowered. but you know what they say "boys are at their cutest when they're almost retarded" >Anyway I'm going to go play some Skyrim.imagine not playing the superior fantasy rpg released in 2011. i'll let you guess what that is...>>84259804added
>>84259872ma'am i just wanna say i deeply respect whatever is going on in your head that made you go on r9k to look for european boys to date, even if this just ends up being a human trafficking ploy
>>84259519https://voca.ro/1khN6Ek5QWPW
>>84259911I like shredded androgynous guys.
>>84259913https://voca.ro/18phwflLHFOI
>>84259927i thought all korean men were like this
>>84259963https://voca.ro/1jE8niBu6rzv
>>84259688*takes the dick in*kekek, you took that bait so easily*spins on it on mach 3 speed**your penis falls off*this is where your penis's story ends
>>84259974No the average Korean man is fucking ugly.
>>84260023https://voca.ro/1cvYmPszWW4G
>>84258863post cute romanian girls
>>84260098this romanian chick posted here on april fools one year, when we had the whole team thing going on, like team mini, team vanilla etc.
>>84260116her nose is identical to mine
>>84260091jerking off to gay porn while listening to this
>>84260123*bops ur nose*
>>84258863Are you expecting Americans to fly to Romania??
>still turning 30 in two weekslol.
>>84260039AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT AGAINDAMN YOU 2B POSTER, I'LL RAPE YOU HARDER NEXT TIME
>>84260139hey, i can fly too!! i have the money for it. and the embassy's more likely to give me a visa if i have an actual valid reason for going to the US i.e visiting someone i know. >>84260148remember i've got you preordered.
>>84260116if she comes to my country, which is full of simps and dorks, she might become a yt star
>>84260116cute mid chicks posting themselves like this here gives me deep sorrow. she's pretty much built for the tradwife lifestyle i mean if you're doing retarded shit like this you don't deserve to have any free will at all if anything completely submitting to her husband would definitely improve her life considerably i betbut sadly she's doomed to literally never finding happiness because selfish feminists forced her to have to think for herself
>>84260172i'm sure the evil romanian feminists forced her to flash every anon on /r9k/
>>84260153>I'LL RAPE YOU HARDER NEXT TIMEsure, but before that grow your penis or get a new one , it is so small rn i thought you had a clit
>>84258863Romanian = Gypsy
>>84260188uhmm Romanian = Awesome(you) = NERD!!
>>84260172beautiful faces and fat tits are so mid. where is my 10/10 ugly flat femcel with a fish pussy
>>84260183maybe the feminists arent that bad afterall
>>84260183well, are this girls breasts real?
>>84260203as real as they get
>>84260213if that romanian girl comes to my country, she will be certified by the guinness book of records as having the largest breaststhis is because girls in my country are known for having flatter breasts than netherlands
>>84260259dude, she hasn't been here since 2018. take your hand out of your pants. be a good boy. behave.
>>84260183satanic to be posting this next to dolls and toysAdult women shouldn't be allowed to surf the internet without adult male supervision.
>>84260316she's not that satanic
