Why are short girls so cute and fuckable?
>>84265627i wonder what she's up to now
She looks just like this crazy chick Shannon at college lmao. When she turned around my dick went limp
>>84265627nice that im short then
>>84265627shorter than that!
I just want a short gf with giant tits
>>84266827>I just want a short gf with giant tits5 foot tall with H cups?
>>84267008Would be perfect if she had an ass to go with all that milk
i like this redheaded whore you obsessively stalk and post threads about. it is now my goal in life to fuck her before you can.
>>84267099There was this short redhead with huge tits in some of my college classes and I would jerk off imagining what I could do with her.
>>84267121I dated a redhead with huge tits and ass but she denied me when I tried to go for a kiss. Highest and lowest points of my life.
>>84267099>>84267121>>84267129Redheads are so shit tier compared to based Blasian kweens. Lvl up.
>>84267129how do you date someone that won't even allow a kiss?
Short girls are too in demand, she can just make an OF and make bank and still get engaged
>>84267153She basically was playing games with me. Would flirt with me, rub my muscles, etc. but when I made a move she told ne to fuck off. My guess is I fumbled, probably made a sperg of myself (I gave Simpsons trivia on the date)
My gf is 5'4 and G cups. Life is beautiful sometimes
>>84267532nice but you don't belong here.
>>84265627because you're an insecure pedophile
>>84268238>because you're an insecure pedophileand if you want a taller girl than you, you are an autopedophile?
>>84265627Because "short" girls is just normal height for women. Women should be short.
>>84265627What's her name? Originalalad
>>84265627when im not short or tallbeing 5ft 3 is weird
>>84265627Short king with tall amazonian type gf reporting in. You niggers have no fucking clue of what you are missing. Small women feel like they are going to break if you go too hard on them and they are always complaining about this and that hurts. Gf is big and i go full gorilla on her, but she had little experience and she is kinda sensitive down there, so every time we fuck she gets destroyed. She says she likes it tho. Also, her pussy is surprisingly tight for a big bitch like her.
>>84268709How do you get a tall gf? I'm 5'6 and the last girl I asked out was 5'9 but I got rejected.
>>84268679>when im not short or tall>being 5ft 3 is weirdi remember a chart on dating match stats women 5'7 or up. the number of guys you match with drops significantly because the guy thinks you aren't looking for an equal or lesser height guy.
>>84268724I tell you the same thing as i tell all zoomers when they ask me "how to acquire gf". You dont conquer women, thats bullshit. They like you or they dont. Current gf got insta obsessed with me since she saw my pictures on the dating app were we met. We set the date the same day and she was all over me from the minute zero. Same with all the women ive dated or fucked. If they like you you can just say "hey" as an opening and they will roll with it. A woman that likes you makes things easy. Women that constantly try to test you are just seeing if you are an useful idiot. Unironically, picrel yourself
>>84265627>bitch is is on the taller side>def sufficient height>bitch is larping as a petite one>omg my oshi cries opfukken retard. standard kitchen counter is like 4 and a half feet, and above. Bitch is at least one, but more like 1.5 feet taller than the counter. Bitch is 5.5 (at the very minimum) or likely above. Realistically could be closer to 6ft. Which is completely fine to me, but this is not a petite woman you're imagining.
>>84268758also interestingly on the dating chart 5'0 or below, the matching shoots way up, I assume because now every guy on the dating app is now taller than you.
>>84265627I'm 6ft3 and I don't like short girls. Gimme those thicc thighs and legs for days.
>>84268867kitchen counters vary, of course, but 3ft is normal dishwashers and cabinets are all standardized
>>84268867her shoulders are literally at cabinet height lmao
If that were my gf I would grease the countertops. Next time the lazy bitch goes to smear her nasty feet, ass, and pussy germs all over my kitchen work surfaces she'll eat shit and smack her face into the stone floor. It will be a painful lesson for her to learn, but after I'm done laughing I would chastise her and remind her why I bought the stepladder that is kept just out of frame.
>>84268929built in appliances need more space inside, and yes, they vary. which is why I'm going off standard. Maybe my standard...>>84268930>her shoulders are literally at cabinet height lmaoyes. depending on the country. with the taller average, where I live, the bottom of the kitchen cabinet typically begins at least a 5 feet.So she is at least 5'4. or 5'5. as i said. Because we don't know the exact size (standard) of the kitchen.
>>84268867>average counter height is 54 inchesI didn't realize you were trying to trick people into doing a websearch for counters until after I had already pulled up the query. Felt silly after I remembered pants sizes are measured by inseam length and that gives a very easy way to check. I don't wear size 54 pants, they don't even sell them that big.
>>84268995random anon chiming in: my kitchen counter is 35". i'm 6ft and this is still plenty high for me.
>>84268995>>84269024>>84268995Maybe in the U.S., certain parts. I've just measure my own. Being 6ft(+) man a 32 inch standard would have been too low for me.TL;DR: What I have learned today, is that there is no such thing as a standard kitchen height.
>>84268995The cabinets came with a giant this side up arrow indicating which side is the top and women are so fucking retarded she still installed it wrong.
>>84269024You're 9" taller than the average person and your counters are one inch shorter than average, according to the picture. I doubt they are so plenty high you struggle to reach them. Unless you have like short legs and a really long torso. Guys with long torsos and shorter legs are usually packing for some reason. How big is your dick? Asking for a friend.
Down to a certain size, like 150cm, they often have better proportions.
>>84269064the counter is about 3-4" below my waistline. my arms are long enough to give no trouble interacting with anything atop the counter.you know i never bothered to measure my dicksize until now, assuming it was is standard length, but a man has to have some secrets about their manhood.
>>84269074>short stubby legs>good proportions>literally most art depicting beautiful beings (angels, elves) shows them with non-short proportionslel
>>84269212length is relative. short women can have long legs.
