Tynemouth edition
SHIELDS ARE UP AND ACTIVATED
Me giving an April fools kiss to all of my britfeel frens
500 posts on the dot on the previous thread. Perfect. Thanks for that anon.
Fancy lasagne for dins but can't be fucked to make one. Fucked.
Got a splitting headache yet again. Cannot be because I'm dehydrated I've had 3 bottles of water and a cup of coffee.
I have upset the Germans
>>84268843Absolutely love lasagna me with lashings of cheese on top. Not had a proper dinner in ages me I live with two people who don't eat anymore.
Afternoon guys! How are we all!
>>84268851Mein Gott! Ze British are invading!
Me and ruthmong watching Ruth's new tiktok together
>>84268860Not well at the moment. One half of my brain is hurting yet again.
>>84268851Which civ is that lad? I used to play 4 all the time and had a great time doing it, just getting stoned and having just one more turn all night. I don't do that any more and I think I've lost the urge, but I'll always remember it fondly.
>>84268874Civ V, I've never been able to move onto a new one because I played it to death and every new one feels weird now.I only really play it when I'm working from home nowadays.
Afternoon,/britfeel/ threshhold cases are close to completeif in office, could I ask to clear any spam tasks if there are any in IP_BRIT_Feel. Leave any single tasks for anons in mentoringWhen tasks are complete could I ask.1. Clear personal britfeel task lists referring to /brit/techsupport2.update any goals you can on the dashboard. Update with notes and submit to Apus for approval3.Only when all goals are noted and submitted for approval can you move to ID Brit tasks.Regards,ApuApu ApustajaOperations Manager/britfeel/ unit~sent from my 3DS
>>84268887>task list has followed me to 4chan
>>84268736>i would have to install a helipad for supply drops.what's wrong with a catapault
Stomach in severe pain
>eat big meal with any bread, fucked the entire afternoon>eat big meal with no carbs, feel completely finewhy is bread such jewry, so tasty but so bad
>>84268927>muh carbsHave sex
Hate how utterly useless escorts are at everything: responding to messages, reading messages, organising their time, cancelling last minute. Is it just because they're low IQ, or are most clients scumbags which makes them this way?
what new gimmicks will the spastic come up with for the rest of the year?
>>84268942Just send her another tip.
what new gimmicks will the spastic read for the rest of the year?
I used to be able to do 50 press ups easy peasy, now I can barely manage 20.Also is anyone else actually getting a result from the fake captcha? I just put in some nonsense and click verify and it takes me on. Utterly pointless.
New matriarchy update boyim:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB5XtBiaNBkIf you dare to approach a woman as a sub-chad man, it's jail time for you
trump should have a wank on telly
Got one of them tiny little mini egg Easter eggs off toil, they were giving them out to everyone. Better than no Easter egg I'll give them that but I'm still annoyed how they've shrinkflation flattened them.
>>84268933I do and its true
Had the new chicken burger at McDonalds today and now i constantly have to burp and it smells like death
>>84269017>I doProof?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUOxrj_A3AA>"monitoring the situation"-maxxing @4m10sIncel lingo really is omnipresent now within these tubesIncels won, did they not
We're all middle aged aren't we
>>84269042I'm fucking white haired and get given seats on buses by people in their 40's :/
>>84269017noncing kids don't count little lad
I desire to get fucked up on drugs and booze in a big way, but I really oughtn't. I'm nearly out of drugs and it would be safer to eek them down
Bit of sick just came up
WW3 o'clock is it
Bit of shit just came up
Bit of piss just came up
Why are subhuman prole runts at work CONSTANTLY ill?Every fucking day it's COUGH SNIFF COUGH SNIFF SNEEZE COUGH
just prolapsed it lush x
>>84269151rough bumsesh?
>>84269129Excessive masturbation lowers your ability to fight infection.
>>84269129Me? Hate mongs who come in despite being ill and infect everybody. Fuck off i don't want your germs.
>>84269167Sounds like broscience
Might spaffIndeedX
>>84269176Yeah this is why Doctors order everyone to masturbate when they have infections, totally.
We all ripping fartingtons in lifex
>>84269188How often do you masturbate, lad?
>>84269188Mate what the fuck are you talking about?
>>84269206>low IQ due to excessive masturbation>>84269205Once every couple of months, I have a missus.
>>84269081mongboy got the big delete and it lush x
>>84268872You need to go down to the doctors to get that fixed, mate
>>84269254They'll only tell him to masturbate to cure the brain infection
Just spaffed meX
woke up with a sore shoulder, must be getting old
These fish are actually made out of 90% cat
DE LIDSshould i get a bevvy?
wonder Y it takes some so long to fully grow a beard, been watching bits fill in over the years and im 25 and its still not complete, I dont usually have facial hair as I just shave it all off but after a few days of not bothering I can see the right side almost has the moustache connected to the cheecs but the left side is more sparse, under the lip has filled in a fair amount but I notice the left side isnt as thick on the chin. I had a penny sized smooth dot on my neck for a long while but thats finally filled in. Probably be fkn 35 before I could grow a full one.
Wondering how many tards think they actually have to fill out the fake april fool's captcha before postan lol
>>84269350There isn't ever a bad time to get on the bevs, lad x
>>84269407How did you get verified? Every now and then it tells me verification is not required
>>84269354Im a 31 to geeza just wanted to share
Shout out monster energy drink and cup noodle
>>84269452Because hes being a troll and keeping this up. Because he is a sad cunt x
>>84269460when did it grow in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B3OlfAuqUw>Comments turned (((off)))Oy vey innit
>>84269476To be honest I don't think you really warrant a trip code so he's doing the thread a service. Just take it off and talk like a normal person, don't try to turn yourself into a personality. It's, as the kids say, cringe.
Me? Hell energy drink apple if that's alri with u
>>84269452I just type it in, lad, it's just pixels on a screen, the only thing I am verified in is BBQ'ing itself :) x
Forgot my trip, sorry phonefagging rn, off to the butchers for some choice meats x
>>84269563What meat are you getting? Is it even the right weather to BBQ?
This is my only real trip. Filter the other mongs.
Thinking about bbqing this long bank holiday weekend, does anyone have any advice on how best to go about such an activity?
>>84269580You can BBQ in all weathers if you have the know how! Nothing spectacular, maybe some marinated chicken thighs or marinated pork chops. The local butchers know the score when it comes to premium flavours x
That's right mother fuckerBack in your box
>>84269602Is that FM24 or FM26? The answer to this forms my opinion of you.
So Peter Thiel reckons Greta Thunberg could be the Antichrist
>>84269495Actually makes alot of sense when spelled out like that lad, thanks. Thisll be the last one on trip from me. Apols for any cringe suffered by all
joined my cities discord haven't I to see if I can make any friends and I have so little in common I cant even make one reply, same thing at work. I'm not even a complete weirdo, have had friends before but since they all moved I cant make any new ones, cant click with 99% of people, maybe its my location.
Really need to stop coming back to this website, people are so fucking nasty.
>>84269640I find its most of the internet is like 4chan these days, you go onto ig or normiebook and people are at each others throats there too. Whole lots uncomfy.
>>84269613Moneys on Blair or his sprog, personally. Is fast market though
>>84269652Yeah I really think it is, wish I didn't have to do it to myself but everyone wants constant distraction and online bullying is a really easy way to get some interaction
>>84269666I've noticed it increase with how general standards of living have decreased in the country, people are just nasty cunts nowadays which Is why I cant be bothered with them.
got a bevvy mates. first drink of 2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTjJ2_P5P4U
>>84269676Yeah does seem to be coming out in real life too. Little spiteful things. I had a mate who's got a converted camper van thing that he's very proud of, someone poured paint thinner all down the side of it. Have to assume it's a neighbour or some sort of parking dispute, but he lives in a nice place. I can't even imagine what someone would have to do to me to have me do that to them. He's going mad trying to track down camera footage to find them but it's hopeless, I can see it from his point of view but it's not doing him any good. I had some cunt try and get aggro at me in a pub a few weeks ago where I just left rather than deal with it and now I won't go there. Suppose it's a symptom of everything getting worse, you see it when you go out in public. Everyone's pinched around the eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMJoyxKGIGoDem keedz at the 3m10s mark literally look like the la creatura 56%er meme kek. No doubt the spawn of a roastie coalburnerGoddamn amerigoyim
>>84269708That is really shit, sadly not shocking anymore. Some people just want to snub out any bit of happiness any other lid has taken the time to make for themselves. Reminds them of how bitter and incapable they are. I stay away from pubs now unless is for a meal.
Having a KitKat and a wuppa on a Wednesday x
might as well bring the trip back out if we're all at it
Need to buy some eggies for bank hols weekend. I expect to be hungover or on some sort of comedown for most of it so having nice food in is an absolute necessecessecessity
GB News viewers have turned on them. They don't know how to spin Starmer keeping the UK out of the war as a bad thing.
>>84269732No put it back away we've decided not to take that route.
alright lads just got banned from /brit/ again how are we all doing aha x
>>84269767What did you do? They're a nasty bunch over there anyway, I mean we are too usually but there's less of us so the dogpiling isn't as overt
>MIGA-Ack!
>>84269762ok, just for you big man (in the nicest way possible)
>>84269780said the nigger word :/
>>84269787Is that post a racism outside of /b/?Nothing personal kid, just business.
>>84269787Don't worry lad it happens to the best of us. Think I'm gonna make a chili con carne for dinner, been staring into the fridge and it's that or spaghetti and I had a pasta dish on Monday. Probs a good excuse to hang out in the kitchen and drink half a bottle of wine too.
I want to marry Ella Purnell
>>84269806getting married is gay
>>84269813Ok I want to put my penis in her instead
>>84269815bit less gay yea
Wish I could get up to some sort of caper, maybe some mischief. You know? Harmless fufurah?
i'm feelin so fly like a g6
>>84269815Mind if I join you?
>>84269828maybe if you ask nicely
>>84269832I think what's so attractive about her, other than the fact she's fit and young, is that she looks like the type of girl you could actually shag. Hollywood movie stars are all too polished, they look like they'd be nasty, Ella seems like she'd be a laugh and might be achievable to get up in her guts. That's what I like about her.
drinking waterjust drank some waterlove water me
>>84268868Whos this Ruth
>>84269806Weird reverse L sign there but still hot so saved x
>>84269859Sorry you got bullied out of /brit/ lad, was a shame
>>84269848Average youtuber girl that a crazy stalker on here scared off. He's Turkish but pretends to be English for some reason. He recently got banned for CP.
>>84269864Was not rite scaring Ruth of YouTube like that.
Going through a dosser phase
>>84269840That is the particular entertainment industry gimmick you've fallen for this time yes
>>84269863genuinely pathetic, this
Letting the days go by (water flowing underground)
>>84269859Welper there is no discernible L sign here
Done me 2nd spaff of the day in Shall be winding it down soonX
>>84269919I was referring to the webm lid.
>local MPs are talking about the manosphere nowBros, it's just closeted gays who are really into physical fitness. It doesn't matter....
>>84269919>>84269969Have to side with welper on this one, it was actually quite obvious
sad adult nappy wearers samefagging to feel for a brief moment what it is like to have mateskekking
>>I have been chastened, again.
Seeing naked ladies doesn't turn me on at all anymore. I feel nothing.
>>84269976And gay sex
any lads watch simpson? "bart, get out. im piss"
bart pls
Found a hot new Scottish pornstar called Samantha Joiner
Messaging my ex to remind her to bleed her radiators
tired of *them* tbqh
Just found out recently that nancy cartright the voice of Bart Simpson is one of those weirdo Scientologist's she's donated millions of dollars to them.
>>84270098Not sure that's in an actual episode, think that's more along the lines of a mid 2000s poorly written Simpsons incest comic, but they're easily mistaken.
Been enjoying Boney M recently https://youtu.be/9c5yPIQ3LQI?si=4u7bRsfOwq8kAYek
>>84270116Ta de lid. Am partial to a jock bongo, me.
>>84270183it's one of the more recent ones, set in the future where bart can't stop gooning
>>84270164pls bart no
>>84270221Ah my mistake, must say I'm not up to date. Although I did watch a couple of episodes from season 36 recently and they weren't terrible, not good, but a lot better than the ones that made me stop watching. Actually got a couple of laughs out of me and no audible groans.
>>84269822Start knocking on MPs doors on Sunday mornings, asking if you can borrow some sugar.
Wistorante wepperoni wizza for din dins x
>>84269976i hate seeing out of touch middle aged women try and understand internet shitthey get all their opinions on it from that louis theroux documentary
At my step-parents and have the shits, it not lush x
>>84270291Couple of jars tonight? Trump announced an "important" TV speech at 8 PM GMT
there are really niggas out there writing substacks
carer abdul cooking up some pube laden pizza tonight for paedolad corr that is lush
>>84270385Paid your mother the money for april yet?
>>84268802SHARED KIDDERMINSTER BABE
peadolad pulling on that red spacker string because he needs his pizza cutting up corr that is lush
>>84270313I mean, even the documentary should tell you that it's just closeted gays, and it doesn't matter.It's giving these people too much credit to assume they're even watching the documentories, or that Adolescence thing (where again, the boy is shown to be a bullying victim, and not in the "manosphere").
might cut my penis off for no reason
peadolad getting his nappy changed by carer abdul after he's finished eating his little pizza corr that is lush
>>84270401Hate Kidderminster desu
>>84270385>>84270414>>84270430what's the lore on this then
There is definitely a certain emotional need people have for there to be a singular group of bad people on the internet who are making the kids act weird. If there is, then we can censor it, and everything goes back to 1999.This is how the oldies think these days. They can't comprehend that young men feel disenfranchised for a variety of reasons (but primarily because they have been disenfranchised).they also can't comprehend that some wally like Andrew Tate literally does not matter. No one is listening to these people. Go anywhere online, and more people will be making fun of them, and calling them out for being scam artists.
>>84270438Same shit troll pumps out every fucking day. Sad.
a..a..abdul..I..I.h..hh.have..d..d..done..a..a..a big..p..poo..I..I..I need.ss..s..some h..help! kekking
>>84270442They just follow what Holly and Phil tell them on the telly.
rattled enough to give me a you as wellkekking
>>84269859Think I would fuck almost anything as long as it was wearing tights or stockings
>>84269610FM21
>>84270459Have another one coz u done me there
>>84270438Sean is locked up in an 'assisted living facility' there isn't much more too it. He denies it though. ha ha x
Heeeeeeeee HeeeeeeeeeeeChamone mother fucker
https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1s92fql/my_son_pleasured_himself_in_front_of_gemini_live/Oh dear oh dear. Imagine the dumb shit you did when you were a teenager literally ruining your entire family's life. Not gonna live this one down. Guess it would be like if all my dad got caught for all that extremely dodgy shit you used to see on limewire or even the chans back in the 00s. Bad times all round. Glad I'm not a stupid teenager and worst case scenario for me is the police come and ask me about them drugs someone bought online and posted to my name and address without any involvement from me whatsoever.
>>84270515Fucking kek that is hilarious
>>84270515imagine getting your entire family made homeless because you knocked one out phwoar
>>84270400the money get transfered instantly
Me and Sean buttfucking
Could not care less about Trump's speech. I'm so pumped for the Artemis II launch, though. Who else is excited for it?
>>84270609>I'm so pumped for the Artemis II launchDo you get this excited when thinking about kids, kid fiddler?
Blad's pulsating prolapse
>>84270609I don't care about either. Me? I'm gonna watch an episode of man in the high castle, drink some wine, eat loads of chili and then possibly an episode of vice principals afterwards. Then sensible bedtime. Didn't sleep much last night and got to work at 7 to put up some new waps with minimal disruption. Got to do some more tomorrow but I figure it'll be quiet due to Easter.
>>84270624CorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrI'm rock hard and salivating just thinking about it
>>84270629Gonna tell your mum you posted this
>>84270631Corrrrrrrrrr, Oh no! Anyway.
Heard one of my old teachers got arrested for noncey stuff. Always knew he was dodgy
>>84270628Can't go to be sensible time today anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_UjBMIzNo
>>84270515>haha, that's kind weird. *closes page>memory hits you like a truck 20 years laterI definitely stumbled upon furries once or twice, before I had any idea what was going on. That one's a right of passage.
>>84270628I'm not old enough to have seen the last launch that put mankind on the moon so I'm not missing this one of us going further into space, even if we don't have a landing. I've been dicking about with a multi-boot USB with some nifty recovery tools on it and a super lightweight Debian based distro. >MiniOShttps://minios.dev/Good choice of series there mate. I have that saved to HDD and watch it every year or two. Almost finished WestWorld series.Are you planning another early night?
Cannot understand why they are going to moon again
>>84270697a stunt to try to revivify people's faith in the system, probably. "dude, we're going to the moon, humanity is awesome!" etc.
>>84270648every school has at least one, right?
>>84270697>againlol this nigga believes in the moon landing
>>8427071642 trillion dollars in debt. Madness
>>84270726Never really considered the implications of it being staged desu
NASA racists deporting our black kings... smdh senpai.
fuck sake, trying to write this fucking tune man
>>84270757have you seen that bloke that makes dance tracks in like 3 minutes, its slop but it works, he clicks so fast and accurately he should be a Dota player.
Space is fake x
shut up chicken dipper
Mongboys: SparkedNonces: Soiled in fearGood lads: Buzzinghttps://youtu.be/1KFq3NUj3qU?t=48
>>84270768i got the poison i got the remedy
hating 'deanos' because you were bullied by normal people in school
>>84270796>hating people whose entire personality is that they were the bully in schoolYes, actually.
>>84270796trvth nvkekekking
>>84270755Bit harsh that, cant just sling shot em
>>84270779Id reply but some cunt just sparked me out.
Ate a big fruit and nut Cadbury bar, now I'm gonna eat a big bag of Doritos chilli heatwave. Got to catch up to blad don't I x
Tried to get into Monster Hunter a few times over the years, just can't get into it. It's incredibly boring honestly
Tried to get into Linux a few times over the years, just can't get into it. It's incredibly boring honestly
Having another KitKat with a wuppa on a Wednesday. Why? Because I can x
>>84270900400k kitkats were stolen from a lorry welper.
Wish I were dead, it's as simple as that x
miss fascinatinglad. what a gimmick x
>>84270920I dont wish u were dead de lid
>>84270918Hmmm.... I wonder who could be behind it.
miss smirnoffbromiss are evamiss sarnielad
decided to make chilli con carne, bit late but as long as i dont gorge myself i should be good, not hungry, just sad, I eat my feelings, big fat emotional lad me.
miss turkishlad
>>84270890Sucks to be you then windowsfag
seanlad getting anally penetrated by kevlad while sandra prolapses and it lush
j...j...just a...a... a.. bbbb...b..bunch .oo...of bbbb..bullies
Plump bums jiggling.
eating frosties out a salad bowl again aren't i x
Getting angry at Cadbury because they use palm oil unlike The Good Old Days
3 more hours until space happenings. Oh aye x
>>84271162remember the monkey advert? peak that was
remember the good old days?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OcQHeypIMg
British people are too whipped by cadbury to ever buy a different chocolate.
That gut wrenching feeling when they're blasting off an ameriwog into orbit and you're stuck in your spacker centre
>>84271192i feel these kind of arguments have aged incredibly poorly, now that things are very visibly worse than they were.There's just casual riots breaking out in London now. No reason for it. Kids are just bored, and they know they can get away with it.Hard to argue things haven't gone wrong.
Feel like a right cunt price locking these at 5x market rate but what can I do? They don't want to play the game so i'll tax them highly for it.
Gaff is nice and warms now so garn have a shower x
>>84271203Rat bit my sister Nel...
>>84271213Why? Being clean won't get you a gf.
YOU'RE NOT OKAY!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM8EVIbNxk4
>>84271235Do Noel Fielding next.
a...a..ab...abdul c...ca...can y...y...you ppppput mm...me ii..in tt..t.t.t.t.ttthe sh..sh..shsh..shower ppppleasekekking
>>84271235dont rate him me. used to nick his jokes from a few websites. proper sausage
>>84271218Don't care about getting a gf. My life doesn't revolve around obsessing over being in a relationship and I enjoy my hot showers. Simple as x
soiled himself again so needs the shower
Still banned from /brit/. You make 1 post in the Israeli general about jews being parasites, and BAM your week gets ruined.
>>84270796You think you're a Deano because you got the daft haircut and yet here you are on r9k, you will never be a Deano you loser.750 a month btw.
>>84271304nigga cant comprehend wanting to be clean so assumes people only shower when completley filthy, kek
Ugly little cretin pays his fat slag mother 750 a month to live in a shoebox kek.
ah he's raging
someones fumingkekking
me right nowkekking
Triggered x
set him offkekking
why british boys like that
Anyone play bejeweled back in the day on facebook? (yeah zoomies we used this back in the day)
oh he's kekking whoahahahha
>>84271196I've been buying the Ms Molly dark chocolate for a while now, actually quite nice.
Corr was a lush shower that. Had that shower gel on tap x>>84271305>tfw not banned on any boards>tfw captcha free thanks to 4chan pass
>>84271460I have a pass too I'm just banned on int. I wonder what all the fuss was about with the new captchas?
>>84271235I seen him live back in 2023. I thought he was pretty good.Kek remember when everyone lost their minds over his Harvey Price jokes?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm3Rua-9cQ4
might have another salad bowl of cereali'm thinking cheerios healthy option int it x
>>84271483what kind of homo has a salad bowl
*puts "a normal size cereal bowl for anon" on the thread shopping list*
>>84271483Is that just a fucking massive bowl? That what you're getting at? We got loads of free cereal at a uni Freshers fair and dumped it in a giant mixing bowl and then realised we didn't really want to eat loads of communal cereal. Good while it lasted though.
b..b..bu..but i...i...i pp..paid ff...for...for a... pp..p.ppp..passkekking
i'd love to be a comedian
Thoughts on a 34 year old wanking to 18 year old cam sluts?
whoahoahoahoahahahahaha
>>84271556Phwoar, lush x
Seems clear to me that a lot of lids here have been done in here.
>>84271556Grim, verging on noncey perhaps, but legal nonetheless.
>>84271557trip on nappylad UKwhoahahaha
not heard from bumsesh lad for a while. hope he's okay and looking after his tight little chufter.
>>84271588real whohalad would've said peadolad the uk paedo :/
Got a cheeky 50 quid Amazon gift card voucher for setting up me new Warclays credit card. It lush x
How is it diversity if they all have shades of skin ranging from only brown to black, have only black hair and brown eyes?
Just lowballed the shit out of somebody on eBay. Hope he accepts the offer.
>>84271626What you bidding on lad?
Got a joke for you.What do you call a black milkman?
>>84271657Go on anon
>>84271641Not a bid sent an offer on a game i've seen for sale.
>>84271598>bumsesh ladDVDlad. You haven't heard because he's banned I think.
>>84271673Yeah, that is what I meant. What game though?
>>84271678>he's bannedwhy
>>84271680Oh Hercules and the legendary journeys for the N64https://youtu.be/SE9m6IdcSNU?si=LKeee9LqrCPQwonL
>>84271678DVDlad is bumshesh lad? Oh bloody hell those VNs, AI goon bots and perfect black arseholes on his OLED tv have messed with his head.
Little Fortnite sesh before watching that Artemis 2 take off x
>>84271673HHL will gazump you with the pony burning a hole in his pocket
nothing personal, promise
>>84271608how does a bennielad get approved for a credit card?
>>84271709My sprogs are playing that right now. Odds are they will spark you out unfortunately
>>84271690Looks interesting, are you the one with the huge game collection?
>>84271743No. I don't think so. If I can get a tenner knocked off it I will.
corr cant believe bennies lads can get a credit card
>>84271765I remember watching the show on channel 5 back in the 90s. Thought I'd give the game a go. That Kevin Sorbo is a massive trump tard now so that changes my opinion on things.
>>84271618Its called liberal doublespeak and its Big Brother commands "Do no believe what you see only believe what we tell you"All liberals are dangerous.Distance yourself from them and ALWAYS lie to them, always.
Is this a good credit score lads?
>>84271795It says so on the image you sent so I'd say so?
Wonder what seasideMARK's credit score is.
my credit score? a bajillion
>>84271822Do they do minus now? They should for mark!
I don't even know what my credit score is x
>>84271795Goyscore
Arse gape with Crossy
Minus 20 minutes to launch xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_UjBMIzNo
No human should have to do this for the rest of their lives. Humanity was not created to do this. https://youtu.be/8rWmRxvUnS8?si=3aJ6Mh3ydtxA1wz7
Cannot believe they put crossy in the IrnBru containment chamber again!
>>84271942who's directing it this time?
Watching the launch on FOX live, it's better than our news sites.
any Brit lads with tight arses in
me? watching Heat with Robert de Niro and Al Pacino. I think they're enjoying it! haha x
10 MINUTES TO LAUNCH
>>84272002I'm going to pretend I am watching Heat.
They better not cancel the launch.
>>84272012no it's not you tiny little mong
LAUNCH IS A GO
>>84272002wasn't following the story at all in that one, but the action scenes were really good.
>launch director confirms go
>>84272022It literally ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_UjBMIzNo
little mong soiling himself
>>84272039it's not because they have not started the 10 minute countdown clock yet
>launch director is a roastieruh roh innit
Fucked 6 girls in 1 weekTop shagger me
do you like great looking asses
PROCEED WITH COUNTDOWN
I'm American can I get some rizz at least
Now I'm thinking I should have got a few weers in for this. Ahh well.
It's called NASA bongs. North American sex arse.
my first cat was called Artemis
Wonder what them astronauts are thinking right now. I'd be shitting meself.
5 MINUTES TO LAUNCH x
launch THIS *swings my willy around like a helicopter*
IT'S LAUNCHENINGShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_UjBMIzNo
reckon i could get a gf before that sambo makes it to the moon
>>84272136I'm American and don't even care. The moon is fake and gay
I witnessed history today x
APRIL FOOL
>>84272174*rocket turns around and lands back on earth*
Don't give two fucks about some gay little rocket going to the moon.
Crazy how fast they leave the atmosphere on these rockets. It will even be quicker with Starship.
Bless my trip filter. Makes a massive difference not having to wade through drivel from THAT person.Also all the space characters in this message are upper case. Feels better that way.
this really does lack the Kubrick magic from the original
Sad that some get to do cool shit like that while the vast majority of us get stuck in our cages for life. Just want to go on an adventure.
h8 landlordssimple as
Will gets to go on an adventure inside Ruth's tuppence every Saturday night
Well, that was fun but now back to the Fortnite grind x
>>84272266is that from the iran propaganda video?
>>84272266are you cute? post hole
>>84272277Aye xhttps://files.catbox.moe/caml6l.mp4
>>84272261Not the only one. Mine is currently trying to hold our deposit after kicking us out following a 10 year tenancy, he did hardly any maintenance in that time apart from coming round himself to do shoddy botch jobs that just kicked the can down the road and is trying to blame us for wear and tear that was bound to happen in that length of time. Think we could contest it but mum doesn't want the hassle.
Hope seasideMARK and Ruthmong are doing okay wherever they are
>>84272313like to think he got his dream move to Cornwall
>>84272299we dont need landlords. we need people to build and maintain the propertys but we dont need rent lords, the whole idea is medieval
>>84272316He hoping it go through
>>84272336A housing market that traps a large percentage of the population in the cycle of losing a massive chunk of their income to pay off someone else's mortgage definitely isn't a healthy one.
Well ain't that just fucking lush x
Not really much incentive for a young man to participate in society these days is there?
Chicken curry and rice? Cooking in that microwave xNew Invincible wepisode? Standing back and standy by x
NNA day 1 status: Completed x
>>84272638Well done de lad. I'm so numb these days that it rarely crosses my mind to have a wank unless I can't sleep/have nowt better to do.
>>84272442lowkey ready to jump (not actually. Just saying it)
>>84272669To be fair days 1-4 are usually piss easy. The wemptation to wank doesn't start to kick in until about day 5 and then peaks around day 7 before going back to baseline levels again. That's what I've noticed over the years anyway.
>>84272411Fucking spooned
>>84272684Wish I could pluck up the courage to myself. Things are bad and are only going to get worse.
Just necked that chicken curry and rice. Was alright, nothing special but filled a hole at least.
Ain't got no pussy, ain't gonna go to workey.
wont lick my balls? wont paint your walls
Dayum that Invincble vs Conquest rematch was brutal x
o..o..oon..one shshshs..sh..shandy bbbbass ppp..pplease
Another great wepisode. Man, this Invincible season has really surpassed my expectations. Off to beddingtons now. Nighty night x
Don't know why this turk bitch is so obsessed with mormons. Fucking hell.
just want to go back in the strip club in vice city desu
A nu day hath dawned Indeed it hasX
Page seven is it XBuh-bye breadingham
>>84273685Page 8 bumping to save
Bit constipated rn meX
It Thursday me lid
>>84272261mine had a right melty at me on Monday because I hadn't swept the garden. I told her I didn't appreciate being talked to like that and she short circuited and left. Texted me about an hour later to apologise. A small W for this rentoid.
>>84274087Quite the opposite here desu
Liz Hurley is 60 and I really want to cunnilingus her
Chat what is up. Welcome back to the channel. Today we are going to Tesco to check protein levels of foods on video. Then we will trap a paedo on video. Then we will audit a local factory on video. Then we will ask people stupid questions on video and ridicule their answers in captions. Like and subscribe. This channel is sponsored by WankVPN for all your underage pornography needs.
>>84274274That's what is up de lid
Shout out to the anon who highlighted Samantha joiner bongo. Decent.
Shout out to my mam
Shout out to all the wagies who work so I don't have to x
>>84274292that was me ladyou're welcomehottest British pornstar I've seen in a while
>>84274365You're welcome lad, gives me joy in my cold miserable heart to know I'm helping out good lads like you to live their dreams. You are living your dreams right?
>>84274378Best ones are the ones who youd never really thought would look like they would do bongo. Awesome.
>>84274444Why are you calling it bongo? I've literally never heard that before in my life. You can just say porn you know.
Shout to Lord Protector
>>84274471Forgot the out de lid
On the bog and it lush
Zack Polanski dancing with a bunch of gay leather gimps on stage, oh aye Britain is back lads!Twitter actually age-censors the video lmao.
>>84274506Finally, the unheard voice of the working class.
>>84274421Of all the possible outcomes my current life is probably in the top 10
>>84274506>PolanskiDoesn't sound british
>>84274555he's the kind of person where if you invented him as a fictional character, they would call you antisemitic.
I'm a woman and i love traveling
>>84274555The polanski family are jews from poland who moved to manchester during WW2. They changed their family surname to paulden to hide their jewishness for a while and zack polanski was actually born as david paulden, but he changed his surname back to embrace his jewish roots and chose the first name zack as an homage to the jewish character from fiddler on the roof, as well as to differentiate him from his jewish stepdad who was also called david.
The Greens openly state on their website that their ultimate goal is a world without borders. Imagine. Oh so beautiful.
>>84274592Sounds bad
>>84274506Look at the crowd. It's as white as Glastonbury. Weird how the diversity didn't bother to turn up, eh? Weird how the muslim voters who have moved their ethnic bloc from Labour to Green didn't attend the naked gay dance festival in the middle of the city, no? How come Mothin Ali wasn't on stage with Zack? He's the deputy leader of their party and according to them half a million supporters were there. I guess he had better and more important things to do, right?
>muslim radio presenter woman jokes about rape gang inquiry absolutely peak yookay nglx.com/MythoYookay/status/2039241149366300828
>>84274506>>84274610Serious question lads, what sort of politics is this even? It's hard to describe what I mean, but I guess I could just sum it up by saying something like 'you'd never see this in China'. Does that make sense? It's a totally unserious form of politics, almost doesn't feel real. Like what is going on?
Introducing myself as a former 2x back to back boxroom champion as I walk into my boxcave to throw some darts, alone, on a Thursday morning.https://youtu.be/FiA9wfnGPcY?t=13
>>84274726it's what middle class tossers think socialism is.
>>84274726I think kids are (rightfully) pissed off they will not be able to own a home or even find a job that grants them a standard of living that their parents have enjoyed. Mongs like this green cunt step in and promise to make everyone else poorer. System does need sorting no doubt, but this whole equality thing is twisted. Im all for equality of opportunity, but green cunts and left want equality of outcome, which just guarantees everyone is on same level of ekeing out an existence.
12.71 an hour to slave and get no pussy? Bennies and disability for mental health I'll pick instead.
You will never have a girlfriend.You will never have a car.You will never have a place of your own.You will never travel and go on holiday.You will just work and come back home to mummy, on your shit wage in your dead end job.If you weren't born middle class, you are fucked and work is all there is from the start of adult life.
>>84274809Yeah I used to think this when I was a runtoid 18-30 year old. There is light at the end of the tunnel, its just the tunnel is really really fucking long and feels endless and many people end up killing themselves before reaching it.
few bones taken care of today de lid. nothing personal de lid.
>>8427478912.71 is genuinely mentally high pay for minimum wage shit. NMW has risen faster as a percentage than even the cumulative wealth of the top 0.1%. The government just pulls the minimum wage lever whenever they need an 'easy win', but completely ignore (or fail to understand) second order consequences like incentives being destroyed.The government should just stop beating around the bush and pass the ultimate Blairite law that they're all just working towards in endless tiny pushes: by decree, everyone in the country will be paid 28k forever.
>>84274809Will I at least get regular, enthusiastic pussy from a non-fat biological female?
Anyone with a basic understanding of the world in general knows raising the minimum wage does not mean workers are earning more money. Prices just rise to match any increase to minimum wage so nobody to making more money
>>84274834Lumbridge now part of the sparkzone lid?
>>84274849Which is why the government also implements price caps and provides benefits-in-kind to the poorest earners. It's like you're not paying attention, comrade. We will solve the problems of central planning with more central planning.
>>84274840Yes it doesn't help anymore. Everything goes up, company hires fewer employers, more people get on bennies and end up long term unemployed/give up.
>>84274848No. Women have plenty of choice and there's lots of single men in good jobs with their own places and car. I wouldn't even bother.
>>84274855Also contributes towards productivity collapse by destroying the earning premiums of what should be, in theory, higher tier jobs. A care worker makes 12.71 an hour. A care home manager makes 13.90 an hour but is also expected to be on-call 24/7 over the weekends. Most will, quite rightly, figure out that it's just not worth it and not bother with the 'promotion'.
12.71? That's enough for a mcdonalds meal every hour and some additional sides.
>employer informs us of a "wage increase" its the same as the inflation rate for this coming tax year but its disguised as a pay rise>landlord raises rent for this coming tax year to the same percentage as the wage increaseROUND AND AROUND WE GO YEAR AFTER YEAR
>>84274879But also on top of that don't forget that council tax goes up at a rate just higher than inflation tee hee xWE WILL TAX OUR WAY INTO PROSPERITY COMRADE!
>>84274879>landlordAnd this is reason number 3 why I refuse to work and give most of my money to someone who just happens to own property and can go on holiday all the time.
>>84274885Oh btw we've reduced our bin collection services and redirected funding to housing illegal immigrants in hotels tee hee xx
I just sit around and do nothing every day. No point worrying really. When the time comes, I can off myself. It's beyond my control.
>>84274886Landlords are not a problem when supply and demand are at a stable equilibrium. Unfortunately, it has been government policy for over two decades now to import hundreds of thousands of people a year into a tiny island, while also choking the construction sector to near catatonia. Trying to fix the underlying issues with absurd stuff like the Renters Rights Act just pushes the pendulum way too far the other way. Believe it or not, it has never been a worse time to be a landlord in the UK, even with demand far outstripping supply. That's how fucking mental the government intervention in the economy is.>>84274894Every MP must be made to publicly broadcast that they are, demonstrably, content to accept that an inevitable number of rapes and murders by illegals will occur with increasing frequency, because they believe that overall it is morally the right thing to do to allow these people in.
>>84274902haha good lad, living the life you are
>>84274904Landlords certainly are a problem when a significant portion of a renter's weekly/monthly purchasing power is reduced by up to 60% for a property that's value is not reflected in the rent set by the landlord, leading to market distortion. The vast majority of landlords inherited their property and the rent income is declared as passive to HMRC. The market distortion affects prices of goods and services because most people's incomes are primarily paying insane rents. Landlords are therefore, the main problem.
>>84274904>Landlords are not a problem when supply and demand are at a stable equilibriumlandlords dont build homes they just own them if you only had to pay the builders plus maybe 20 percent profit there would be no problem
>>84274928Agree, landlords are a problem for the average renter, but that's because again the market hasn't been allowed to equilibrate. The value of the property not being reflected in the rent set by the landlord is exactly and totally downstream of that disequilibrium. Landlords are not the main problem, the problem is the distortions to the market which landlords are simply rationally taking advantage of, just as renters would if the scales were tipped the other way.>>84274947Of course, but there would still be landlords and renters even in a stable market. Landlordism wasn't even really a thing until maybe 15-20 years ago when it exploded in popularity because the incentives all aligned for it to become a thing. You had an entire generation of people whose entire retirement plan essentially became 'become a landlord'.
>>84274853always has been de lid.
RENT THIS WHITEBOI!
Kek, I knew when discussing landlords last night that pollers would be along to defend them in the morning
>>84274960>Landlords are not the main problem, the problem is the distortions to the market which landlords are simply rationally taking advantage of, just as renters would if the scales were tipped the other wayRight so you agree landlords are taking advantage and exacerbating the issue, but you don't think landlords are the main problem? Landlords are owners the property and set the rent when renting out, what's allegedly upstream from a property owner setting rent to tenants? The Government haven't dictated rent caps since the 1970s and the market is fully liberalised.
>>84274960you realize that it benefits landlords no not build houses as it inflates prices without any investment needed
>>84274986you could fit a family of 4 in there
>>84274987serf mentality init?
>>84274987If all you took from the above posts is HE'S JUST DEFENDING LANDLORDS! then you're a mong, simple as, get in the sparkzone mate.>>84274990Imagine you need water from a river. At the top of the river is a reservoir, then downstream are the water companies which collect and allocate the water and then below them are people like you and I. If the government comes along and decides to stem the flow of water at the source, then also import a million more thirsty people all demanding water, would you really blame the water companies for raising prices? Of course not, that's just supply and demand in action. In the same way, it's not landlords setting the conditions of the market, rather they just take advantage of it. The government sets the market conditions by controlling supply (housing) and demand (people).>The Government haven't dictated rent caps since the 1970sRoughly 20% of all housing in the country is social housing i.e. rent-controlled. This increases to around 40% in cities.>and the market is fully liberalised.Try building a house and report back to me about how liberalised the market is.I appreciate your sentiment, but the landlord problems really are downstream of government policy. There are countries which have landlords and which do not have such problems, because their governments are sensible.>>84274991Absolutely, but the government can choose to constrict or relax supply by pulling policy levers and they have consistently chosen to constrict. Landlords over the past 20 or so years have had a fucking field day, but if the government decided it could even the market out very easily and the gravy train would stop. Landlords are incentivsed to vote in NIMBY + mass migration parties, while the government is incentivised to restrict supply and increase demand to buy votes. It's a vicious circle.
Me and the goodlads blasting down the motorway to burn down wareham
>And as you can see, your new flat comes with its own complementary nubian kween to service your every need. No need to thank me, I'm just your landlord, I'm here to help you, friend.
>>84275009He's been doing this shit for years. Randomly comes on and dumps his generic rightoid views, thinking he's some sort of political genius who needs to be heard. If people just ignored the guy he'd go on brit/pol/ where he might actually be wanted, but sadly people take the bait and he keeps coming back.
>>84275016even if the government made it easier for houses to be built there's no incentive for landlords to do that when they can set back and watch property values go up without effort, even if we had no immigration housing stocks would still shrink as houses became dilapidated. they dont need to exist we could just pay tradesmen directly therefore incentivising more constuction
>>84275044if you enjoy the conversation then it isnt bait
>>84275016>If the government comes along and decides to stem the flow of water at the source>The government sets the market conditions by controlling supply (housing) and demand (people).If the stemming and control of the housing market is simply determined by population control and inward/outward migration, then why would landlords set HIGHER rents when the increase of people coming to this tiny island would surely add pressure to estate agents/landlords to lower rent to get business from a larger pool of buyers/renters? Wheres this free market invisible hand adapting to difficult market conditions? >Roughly 20% of all housing in the country is social housing i.e. rent-controlled. This increases to around 40% in cities.We were talking about private rent>Try building a house and report back to me about how liberalised the market is.There has always been regulation on where you can build in the country
What a beautiful British day for my tomato saplings. Glorious. Hope you lot are having a good day as I am it's lush.
>>84275044Been here since 2015 lad, just get sick and tired of mongs trying to push lefty economic shite that doesn't work and has never worked.>>84275056Lowering immigration and increasing housing construction would, all other factors remaining equal, result in a greater proportion of people owning homes as prices come down to reflect increase in supply relative to demand. This would also cause rents to drop as landlords seek a competitive edge in a more pro-buyer market. Some landlords would consider the marginal value they can extract from rents at these new, lower prices, to not be worth the personal + financial costs of maintaining a property to rent and so would look to sell as well. While landlords would not be removed from the market, obviously, they would be reined in, both in terms of the rents they charge and the number of them that the public has to deal with when looking for housing.>>84275074>Wheres this free market invisible hand adapting to difficult market conditions? It's chained down by the government saying shit like 'if you build houses a minimum of 40% need to be given to us, at cost, to house immigrants' and 'if there is a birds nest near where you want to build you must pay several hundred thousand quid to deal with it' or another classic 'if one old bint complains then you just aren't allowed to build lmao'. We do not have a free market, we do not have anything close to one.>We were talking about private rentOkay, but social housing eats up private stock by definition. Social housing affects the private market too.>There has always been regulation on where you can build in the countryYes and no, depends how far back you go, but the degree to which the market is now regulated is truly unbelievable. Functionally it currently works like this: everything is illegal by default, you just have to apply for special permission each time and must jump through a thousand hoops to do so.
>>84275083grand crop that. what will you make thoes tomatoes into?
>>84275089Tomato soup, salads and on sandwiches
>>84275086increase construction how? ive already explained how it's not in landlords intrest
>>84275100many years ago i grew my own carrots they they tasted so much better than shop bought hopfully it will be the same for you
>rent? landlords? housing? hahaha, who cares anon, come and fuck me!
>>84275086>It's chained down by the government saying shit like 'if you build houses a minimum of 40% need to be given to us, at cost, to house immigrants' and 'if there is a birds nest near where you want to build you must pay several hundred thousand quid to deal with it' or another classic 'if one old bint complains then you just aren't allowed to build lmao'. We do not have a free market, we do not have anything close to one.It could be argued that a true free market requires NIMBYs and old bints in village halls to inform the decisions made by housebuilders as to what the consumer and buyer actually wants. For some reason, housebuilder keep building on floodplains and refuse to build amenities or trunk roads to off-set traffic congestion, its only right in a democracy that people can contest these retarded decisions by housebuilders. >Okay, but social housing eats up private stock by definition. Social housing affects the private market too.Not by definition, the housing stock previously owned by local councils were transferred to housing associations nearly 40 years ago now. New building stock in new estates are mandated 20% by house builders as a deal for building with the council. >Functionally it currently works like this: everything is illegal by default, you just have to apply for special permission each time and must jump through a thousand hoops to do so.As stated above, these conditions set by the state inform decision-making by Barrett Home retards wanting to build deanoboxes, as it should.
>>84275112Cant say im against this current posting theme.
>>84275110Thank you de lid. No harmful toxic pesticides used on b tomatoes. No sir.
god i love strong beers. there are many good polish ones but i keep coming back to special brew
>>84275086Capitalism and mass immigration are inherently linked, as the capitalist class want cheaper labour that is less likely to unionise and more consumers. They also brought women into the workplace which has driven down birthrates. There's a reason why most of the big libertarian think tanks are pro-open borders. Academic Agent, who used to be a lolbert like you, has done some very good videos on this issue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Aa4rQ9wzIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1657T-XqKi4
Not a fan of this landlord communism wollocks. Can we go back to talking about seasideMARK and fannies please?
>>84275136>amazon can deliver a 24 pack of special brew to my door within 3 hoursits a golden age for alcies
>>84275102Lots of options:>deregulate things like environmental reporting requirements>reduce overall energy costs by exploiting domestic energy/buying cheap Russian gas etc.>provide low interest accelerator loans>end social housing requirements (this one is seriously under-considered, imagine if every business had to give 20-60% of everything they made to the government, cars, fridges, shoes etc. mental)>lower taxes, either broadly or in industry-specific mannerOf course landlords will not be happy, but so what? Everyone else will be. Politics is about trade-offs; you can be the party of landlords if you want, but you lose the vote of young people who want to own homes.>>84275117>It could be argued that a true free market requires NIMBYs and old bints in village halls...In theory sure, but right now we have a system where old bint NIMBYs can veto anything for essentially no good reason.>Not by definitionYes by definition, any social housing stock is, by definition, not being allowed into the private market.>As stated above, these conditions set by the state inform decision-making by Barrett Home retards wanting to build deanoboxes, as it should."as it should", so you like the current state of affairs? Fair enough, I don't though, so I would like something different that works better.>>84275147"What if we just had capitalism, but didn't give ten million third worlders citizenship?"
>>84275155whats your opinion on tomatoes?
Imagine if Mummy Reeves had my cock in her right hand instead of this beer pump! Oh aye oh aye oh aye! https://youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM?si=zSAzFwKGKnu5K1SP
>>84275160>"What if we just had capitalism, but didn't give ten million third worlders citizenship?"This is basically just what I want.
>>84275165Love the little red fellas. Like em on pizza, pasta and sandwiches, who doesn't love a good tomato?
>>84275174I shall get to work on this right away, lad. Any preference for the colour of the cock?
>>84275160none of those options solves the problem of landlords being rewarded for not building houses
>>84275160>In theory sure, but right now we have a system where old bint NIMBYs can veto anything for essentially no good reason.No, we don't. Theres consultation periods with local parish councils but if one villager could scupper the entire project then literally no houses would be built. >Yes by definition, any social housing stock is, by definition, not being allowed into the private market.You said social housing "eats up private stock by definition", which it doesn't because most existing social housing owned by housing associations were simply transferred to them from the councils in the 1980s, so no, not by definition, because it was never private to begin with. >"as it should", so you like the current state of affairs? Fair enough, I don't though, so I would like something different that works better.People should be bestowed certain local state-level powers to stop retarded market decisions, do you want deanoboxes paved over Stonehenge because of a housing shortage in Wiltshire?
>>84275181certified good lad
Here's a top guy from the Cato Institute, one of the biggest free market think tanks in the world openly admitting that mass immigration is a capitalist plot against the working class.
>>84275185>No, we don't.We kind of do though, in cases where homes do get built it's because no challenges were made (or if they were they were given special dispensation by the government), not because the mechanism to oppose their construction wasn't there.>You said social housing "eats up private stock by definition", which it doesn'tHousing is either social or private, there is no in-between. Social housing takes from the theoretical maximum stock of the private market pool just as the private market takes from the theoretical maximum stock of the social housing pool. Not sure how I can really explain this any further.>People should be bestowed certain local state-level powers to stop retarded market decisions, do you want deanoboxes paved over Stonehenge because of a housing shortage in Wiltshire?Obviously not and nobody is about to do that even in a totally free market. People actually get cause and effect backwards in this case. If the market was freed up you'd see more houses built where people want them and naturally flock to and they would be built in styles that people are willing to pay for, rather than endless 'new towns' planned centrally (corr one pharmacy per 5000 people please! mixed use pedestrianised lanes! coorrrrr and a cheeky little corner shop haha classic england! mate mate mate) eating into the landscape. Why would companies build for a demand that doesn't exist? People are very clear about what they want - they want to move from the North to the South, want to live in a city while they're young and then a medium/small town when they get older. What you'd primarily see as an immediate effect is more housing stock being built in London. GOSH HOW TERRIBLE!>>84275207"Sorry, let me repeat my question: couldn't we just have capitalism but not import the third world and give them citizenship?"
>>84275160>Of course landlords will not be happy, but so what? Everyone else will be. Politics is about trade-offs; If I was in power I wouldn't change policy to make you happy. And young people don't make up the majority share of the vote and turn out would be so so. Old farts will vote, and vote for greed.The simplest solution is to build more homes. If the government did that at scale, rents would fall and landlords wouldn't be able to resist it. There's no political will when you, your mates, your business partners are landlords themselves kek.
>>84275182Oh no lad. Just a joke. No need for an AI edit.
>>84275221>Social housing takes from the theoretical maximum stock of the private market pool just as the private market takes from the theoretical maximum stock of the social housing pool. Not sure how I can really explain this any further.Err mate thats not what social housing stock is. The vast majority of existing social housing in the country was never on the private market to begin with. So the statement "it eats in to private market stock" is nonsensical. >Obviously not and nobody is about to do that even in a totally free market. People actually get cause and effect backwards in this case. If the market was freed up you'd see more houses built where people want them and naturally flock to and they would be built in styles that people are willing to pay forTheres no evidence of that at the moment, the government doesn't force housebuilders to build in places they want, the housebuilders survey the lands and areas they think are profitable, and THEN approach the government, and thats when the regulations and hoops appear. But the style and design is purely down to the housebuilders, and they are terrible. The government don't mandate deanoboxes mate>rather than endless 'new towns' planned centrally (corr one pharmacy per 5000 people please! mixed use pedestrianised lanes! coorrrrr and a cheeky little corner shop haha classic england! mate mate mate) eating into the landscape. Why would companies build for a demand that doesn't exist?They don't. And these new towns have far superior infrastructure and amenities than any deanobox private estate where people have to wait up to 5 years for a childrens playground to be built.
>>84275250Fucking slag she is
>>84275253>Err mate thats not what social housing stock is.We're quibbling over definitions at this point. I'll ask this though: if the current stock of social housing wasn't used for social housing, would it be on the private market? Yes. Could you imagine if the private market expanded by 20% overnight? Cooorrrr.>Theres no evidence of that at the moment"Sure the government controls how all phones are made and what prices they are and who can buy them and how many are made, but there's no evidence that the free market would make them better, more affordable or incorporate features that users want!">the government doesn't force housebuilders to build in places they want, the housebuilders survey the lands and areas they think are profitable, and THEN approach the governmentSo the government doesn't force them to build where they want, they just have to ask the government where to build and the government tells them? Okay, got it.>The government don't mandate deanoboxes mateThis is a very key area of contention. No, the government doesn't say 'build deanoboxes'. What they do instead is they produce thousands of pages of regulation that mandate x/y/z features about housing and then the builders work out the local minimum to meet requirements while trying to claw back money after the government takes their 20-60% cut. The government FUNCTIONALLY mandates the building of deanoboxes because almost nothing else CAN be built, feasibly.>They don't. And these new towns have far superior infrastructure and amenities than any deanobox private estate where people have to wait up to 5 years for a childrens playground to be built.Nobody wants these shitboxes, that much we agree on, they just don't have a choice because the builders are hamstrung by the government. Even the aesthetics like the size of windows are affected. Houses today looks disproportionate because the windows are too small because of mandatory energy efficiency ratings.
>>84275263terrible edit but I will still wank to it
The worst thing about pollers is the smug and sarcastic tone of his posts. He's convinced that he's so much smarter and more enlightened than everyone else. The worst poster here by a mile.
carer abdul changing paedolads nappy after a midnight soiling session
Is this the reason why Turkmong has been absent from britfeel recently? >>>/pol/532194388
Want more fit black lasses flaunting their curves desu
>>84275406Are you that lad who kept posting that webm of those obese black woman at the pool last year?
>>84275408No, but I did love that little interlude of posting
>>84275412Rather you didn't do it again. Thanks. Hated that shit gimmick.
Jungle pussy is LUSH x
>>84275416That's fine, but I think you need to learn to read mate, it wasn't me doing the posting
>>84275422Seems to be a very polarising topic. When you start posting black women half the lads go apeshit and foam at the mouth seethe, while the other half go into gigacoomer mode.
not really into black women, wouldnt mind a nice brown gf though
>>84275437Are you talking about purely just the skintone, or actual ethnicity? Because someone like pic related is a black woman but she happens to have a fairly soft brown skintone.
>>84275447or actual ethnicity?yea, if i had to choose a country id possibly to for egypt desu, maybe morocco
>>84268786I thought this was scrambled porn for a second
>>84275453You going for the 'technical virgin' girl angle, lad? You little perv...
>>84275482i just want to see brown nipples IRL :(
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>>84275494Bit early not? Nearly 20 posts left
>>84275679By all means finish this one by yourself
