Fine. I'm gonna give it one last shot. I'm going to....looksmaxx*crowd gasp* *ACK* *baby crying in the background Yes. Yes. It's true. I'm going to do everything in my power to (naturally) look attractive. Be the best version of myself mentally, spiritually, physically, financially, socially. I have lived a life of lies and deceit for far too long. This is it.This is the last hoo rah. My final chance to ascend from ugly fucking chud to relatively attractive male. Which will mean this is my last day on 4chan.org. I'll be here until the thread archives.
>>84272459I do not fucking care we both know you will quit after a week
very nice good luck op
>>84272511APRIL FOOLS HAHAHAHA YEAH I'LL BE HERE FOREVER AND EVER. I WILL DIE ALONE!
>be fat>give women the ick because you don't take care of your health>lose the fat>give women the ick because you weren't comfortable in your bodyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>84272511It's always funny when this happens, and then they resort to using anabolic steroids and synthoil.Bubble shaped biceps and calves and lactating fake pecs filled with oil, what a pleasant image, oh and they have a pumpkin gut too. Such an appetizing look.
>>84272525Actually they have the ick because they didn't do the program properly. Usually looking like a stinky deflated clown balloon instead of a regular sized human.
>>84272459Is that guy still alive?
>>84272698He's probably dead somewhere idk honestly
wumpagoney
>>84272459>I'll be here until the thread archives.I'm gonna force you to stay here for the next week, chud.
