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Do women actually enjoy sucking and smelling dick?
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Yeah, it's a pheromone thing. I even like to not wash my face and smell the dick on my upper lip afterwards. If he has that good dick and we are attracted, it's basically like we are bees to a flower.
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>>84276887
My gf won't suck my cock because she can't open her mouth wide enough and scrapes it with the teeth every time. Fucking sucks, man. She won't let me stick in the pooper either. Imagine having 3 delicious holes and only utilizing 1.

But to answer your question, yes women get off on being submissive and giving blowies. It's no different than how eating pussy makes me drip precum.
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>>84276887
women dont enjoy anything.
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Yes my gf likes doing it so much sometimes I have to physically push her away because she scares me
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kid i don't think they serve milk here
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>>84276887
>sucking dick would make men happy
>women hate seeing men happy
obviously fucking not
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they especially enjoy it if she isn't your first. Pre-selection baby
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Women don't enjoy sucking dick, they just enjoy the material and social benefits they get out of doing it. That's why they only blow rich men and chads
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>>84277231
im sure there are some turbo sluus who legitimately get off on the control factor
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Ive never had a good blowjob so I'm gonna assume w*men hate sucking dick
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>>84277241
Maybe, but you could just view that as them reinforcing that they're with a superior man who they feel comfortable submitting to by letting him fuck their face. They still don't enjoy the actual act.
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>>84277255
it's not always a superiority thing with the guy. sex is about how you both feel not how one person feels
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>>84276887
Clearly they must since they can't stop doing it.
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>>84277260
The entirety of women's sexuality revolves around submission and loss of control and how good that makes them feel mentally, the physical sensation is comparatively lower priority for them and is mainly just an ignition key to fire up the above and how the guy actually feels is basically irrelevant for them
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Turbonormies you should all kill yourselves
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See the attached picture. Women don't like men, sexually-speaking. Only homosexual men actually enjoy sucking dick, and you can tell that this is true by just listening to fags talking when they're horny and women talking about men.
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>>84277291
>t. informed by hentai exclusively
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>>84277491
If I was informed by hentai I'd believe women are hypnotized by cock, orgasm entirely through penetration, would fuck a nerdy loser if his dick was big enough, and like having their cervix bashed
Everything I learned was from porn for women
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>>84276887
Yes
I had a girl who would beg to suck my dick and have me face fuck her even though I'm not into it
I do have a very nice dick though
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>>84277549
>I do have a very nice dick though
>face fuck her even though I'm not into it
do you prefer fucking your own face?
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>>84277582
I would if I could but I can't because my comment was not original
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>>84277593
are you obsessed with yourself and think of losing weight and enlarging your comment or aren't you that far gone and just a normal man who just thought of it as a teenager?
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>>84276887
i do not like men but i do like willies and stinky slimy things and big stuff in my mouth and throat. i wish there was a squid alien i could slurp on that couldnt talk or walk around and lives in a fish tank.i live alone and i have never dated or kissed anybody and i crack raw eggs on my dildos so they are slimy and then i slurp the raw egg off the dildo.

i dont really care what you think i just wanted to let you know there are kinds of people in this world you couldnt ever predict. i know im weird but its literally all want. im content with this.
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>>84276887
i mean i hope they do lol i cant imagine wife-ing up a woman who doesnt enjoy sucking my dick
sex compatibility is extremely important to me i dont want to end up on r/deadbedrooms or one of those 40 year old men who have to do like 50 chores to get their one blowjob every month
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>>84277627
oral fixation and being stuffed are not that rare in human beings. try softer and larger and you could use squirting toys with the home made fake edible cum, if you want to be stuffed and slurp.
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>>84277650
my favorite dildos are spongy and squishy. like stress ball toys. and are bigger than my throat so they squish down inside me. so i crack an egg in my mouth and fuck it down my throat. ive never tried fake cum but i dont think it would taste very good. or at least they'd make it sugary or something.
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>>84277627
so what are you like a lesbian or something whos into fake dicks or are you just somehow a slut for squisy slimy dildos who doesnt want to date either gender
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>>84277672
>ive never tried fake cum but i dont think it would taste very good. or at least they'd make it sugary or something.
no, no. You make it yourself. There is a recipe with an egg too... You can search it up on the internet.. Or, let me.. One of the articles:
>https://sexualalpha.com/how-to-make-fake-cum/
>1 egg white (you can just do an egg)
>1 cup of water
>2 tablespoons of cornstarch (you can do sugar)
>1 tablespoon of greek yogurt
>a pinch of salt (you can skip this if you want)
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>>84277627
>>84277672
>i do not like men
Sad because you're perfect
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>>84276952
this is the real answer, women are completely joyless
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>>84277777
holy shit. fukken saved for posterity. these numbers can't like. kek.
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I wish I could watch a girl getting off to the smell of my dick so badly, I have a huge thing for smell/pheromone stuff but I've only been with a few girls who it didn't embarrass the fuck out of. they never smelled my dick or anything like that tho, just entertained my armpit/armpit hair fetish and let me sniff/lick their pits during sex. a few have occasionally done the same to me when they're really really horny.
the first was pretty down in general but didn't have super compatible pheromones with me I think, her smell didn't drive me wild the same way other girls' have.
the second still wouldn't let me smell her if she was sweaty or unwashed, even though it would have been a massive turn on for me, I've been w a few like this. I remember going for a long walk with her on a hot day once and getting back to her apt, and her skin was all red and flushed, lightly glossy from perspiration, she had that perfect "clean but has clearly just exerted herself" smell but she turned me away because she "felt gross."
unironically I think that moment was the most attracted I'd ever been to her, I wanted to eat her ass and pound her cunt sloppy so bad, and I'm normally not a huge ass eater. she'd occasionally tease me with pics or vids of her masturbating after she hadn't showered for a few days tho, which was hot, but would chicken out IRL.
my last ex would always wear deodorant because she was ashamed of her natural odor but I didn't know how to make it clear to her how hot I thought it was without seeming like a freak. she knew I had a thing for smell/armpits but I don't think she knew just how important that sense is for me sexually.

straight up one of my biggest fantasies is mutual masturbation where my partner is squatting below me, her face in my pubes, huffing my fat cock while she gets herself off. the thought of it gets me so fucking hard but I'm yet to meet a woman who is truly about that life. tfw no pheromone gf to have raunchy primal mating sex w/
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>>84276952
They enjoy pretending to enjoy things that other women say they enjoy.
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>>84276887
Not really, unlike gay men women are far less horny and obsessed with dicks.
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>>84276887
>smeelling dick
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>>84277681
the latter. i like womens bodies but mine is enough. i dont want people in my sex. ideally i would have a machine or automated facility that sexes me and molests me and fills me but i do not want any sentience in it.

>>84277761
its a bit watery but not the worst. it tastes weird to me. ive never tasted cum. only eggs
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>>84277999
>it tastes weird to me.
there are plentty of other recipes that you can ultimately tailor to your tastes. sweet, salty, neutral... different thickness. You just have to try for different recipes...
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>>84278046
whats wrong with eggs
i like gross slimes. id eat glue if it wasnt bad for me.
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>>84276887
Yes, I love smelling the cock of my beloved and putting it in my mouth. I have never spit his sperm out. His sperm should never be wasted outside of me. Just the smell of his crotch arouses me. Even if he hasnt washed it in a while, I dont care.
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>>84276887
personally i definitely do, for me its about servicing my partner and submitting to them. but i know its not common to actively enjoy it, most women merely tolerate it (from what ive been told at least)
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>>84276887
Yes it's a deep craving especially for very feminine women. When they're horny its all they think about and they'll start salivating
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>>84276887
My last gf absolutely loved both. She enjoyed it so much she would keep huffing and licking my cock right after we fucked, which usually turned me on enough to go again. She also deliberately made plans where we would be on our feet all day on a walking trail or something like that so she could sniff and suck my ripe package afterwards. One time when I was driving home after being out of town for a week I was due to arrive in the middle of the night. She told me to wake her up as soon as I got home by putting my unwashed balls on her nose.
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>>84276887
Yes, gf was reluctant of sucking my dick when we first started dating because her ex was a retarded junkie and forced her. Ive slowly showed her that it pleases me and i havent doing retarded shit like pushing her head down or throatfucking her. She got quickly into it, she smells my dick, tastes it and now she even offers bjs out of nowhere. Im also like a horny dog about her pussy, i put my face between her legs, i inhale loudly and go mmmmmmmhhhhhh, i eat her out with passion, i go full retard on her pussy. It scared her at first but i gained her trust and now she loves it and asks for it too.
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Fuck, all of these replies are making me want to suck dick right now
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>>84278554
brb violent suicide
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>>84277249
no they're mostly just trash at it because they don't care and think they should basically be worshipped for doing literally anything. and of course if you want to fuck her a second time the only right thing to say is "yeah babe best head ever for sure" even if it was pathetic so they all get huge egos about their "skills"
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>>84277523
all of those are true except the orgasming entirely through penetration, which is only true if his dick is big enough and he bashes their cervix
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>>84277627
>i wish there was a squid alien i could slurp on that couldnt talk or walk around and lives in a fish tank.i live alone and i have never dated or kissed anybody and i crack raw eggs on my dildos so they are slimy and then i slurp the raw egg off the dildo.
Well, I think you are FUCKING BASED and i am the exact same way although I'm not bad enough to drop raw eggs on the dildo to make it slimier. You tried anything else? That seems like a cleanup nightmare
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>>84278554
god, I see what you have done for others...
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>>84278663
i do it in the shower so its not that bad lol
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>>84276908
>She won't let me stick in the pooper either.
why are you gay?
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>>84276952
They enjoy our misery
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>>84278962
women are horribly evil but this is normally mitigated by the fact they enjoy things that they are told to enjoy
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>>84279531
The problem is people even more evil than women (Jews) figured this out and are using it against us



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