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this guy walks up to your hard earned girlfriend and slaps her ass, what do you do? remember
>he has a knife
>no one has guns
>you are gonna have to go all out or grab your grilfriend or leave
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>would you get stabbed to death for your gf
no
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>>84284495
Dude has a nice nose, it would be a shame if my forehead were to hit it and break it...
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>>84284495
What girlfriend?
Why am I not armed?
>Walk away
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>>84284495
>die for foid
>she forgets about you in 2 weeks and starts dating the guy she wanted too all along anyways
what exactly do i get out of this
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>>84284495
>immediately drop to my knees and begin sucking his dick
>while he's distracted my girlfriend disarms him
>now we have the knife and his penis is in a precarious position
Easy.
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>>84284495
>Zaur Dadayev is a former a member of an elite Chechen military unit
>5'7-5'9 range
I height mog him so hard he slaps his own ass and kills himself on the spot
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>>84284495
it really depends i guess. if i can beat him before he pulls out the knife it's a win but if he pulls it out i'm essentially dead. if you're ever walking with a gf and a man passes you can just put your hand on their waste which basically stops that from occuring. i would call the police.
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If someone has a knife the masculine thing to do is get away. It's logical. You take revenge later.

If my gf finds it weak and finds him attractive for doing it, she is free to go with him, because I wouldn't want her is she is that stupid
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>>84284567
smartest reply
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>>84284495
>Whips out Ba'atleth
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>>84284512
What is it about bongs and headbutting. Use your fucking hands. Throw a punch. Hell, throw an elbow



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