Jesus died for our sins today frens. Thank you Lord.
>>84285754GOD BLESS YOU OP AND ALL OF /R9K/AND THANK YOU LORD
>>84285754Amen brother. Christ is my father
>>84285754No he didn't and you're also retarted
>>84285765Amen OP! Are you Catholic or Protestant or Orthodox?
>>84285777nice trips!Not sure if you meant to reply to me because I'm not OP but I'm Catholic how about you
>>84285818I am too fren!!! :)
>>84285828That's pretty cool anon I'm going to the veneration of the cross pretty soon but hope your easter is good
>>84285754>died on a friday>"3 days later he rose">sundayUhhhhh nigga what?
>>84285754Jesus was the biggest charlatan in human history. If you were to go back in time in the days when Jesus was alive, and you asked anybody who Jesus is, they would say he's a traveling rabbi. Dude was just yet another Jew trying to overthrow Rome and got tortured to death for it. That's all the fucker was. And he certainly wasn't fucking white. He was a specific type of nigger. The sand variety.
>>84285754And now assholes get a free pass to be assholes. Thank you jesus
>>84285919On the third day he rose again. Not 3 days later
>>84285754I don't really know what are the implications of this, but I'm not going to complain about holiday.>>84285994couldn't it be said about any thinker?
>>84285994>trying to overthrow Rome and got tortured to death for it.He was trying to overthrow the local Judean authority, but not Rome. Christ preached earthly submission to Rome. The a large segment of the Judeans hated this, cause they were xenophobic blood-and-soil chuds. They wanted to rebel against their foreign occupiers, and Christ was (wisely) telling them to submit. That's why the Pharisees and their mob of angry chuds demanded that the appeaser Jesus of Nazareth be killed, and that the rebel Jesus Barabbas (it was a common first name) be spared. It was an intentional "fuck you!" message to Rome. The Roman soldiers thought it was prudent to appease the angry mob at the time, so they agreed to those demands, and crucified Jesus of Nazareth.
>>84285754Fuck your dead jew on a stick and your fairytales.
>>84286040that's a throughout explanation for someone who is not willing to listen, but it's not like you can not type it out just to sort out your own thoughts
>>84285754Thank you, Jesus.>>84285776>>84285994>>84286043It's never too late to find the Lord.
>>84286040He was telling them to passively resist (Go the second mile, turn the other cheek) Jesus thought doing a bunch of exorcisms would make the son of man show up and bring the kingdom of god within his lifetime
>>84286043Praying for you fen!!! :)
2016 ruined this site
>>84285919It's the way they counted days back then. Friday is day 1, Saturday day 2, Sunday day 3.
>>84286160It made it better. Atheism is reddit-tier cringe.
thank you Jesus <3
>>84286105Honestly probably accurate. Historical Jesus was apocalyptic. The Romans weren't going to be overthrown through military rebellion. God was gonna sort things out. Guess he sorta did in the end? Though in an unexpected way when Christianity became Rome's state religion.
>>84286188Yes, but the empire collapsed several hundred years later and Isreal wasn't independent until 1949, so it's a victory only in the most technical of senses
>>84286318Isreal doesn't really have anything to do with that
>frozen in a bullshit career >has to deal with filthy inbred low IQ retards>disgusting mongrel phlegmy barbarians who hate him and cause trouble all the time>then they bring, from his perspective, a noble savage, an innocent man, and request him to be executed like a criminal>the hypocrisy of these animals borders the preposterous >gets exasperated and handwaves it away to Herod >the problem boomerangs right back>shit is going to hit the fan sooner or later and it's you who will be held responsible for it by the powers of bureaucracy >maybe they'll see reason >show them a heinous murderer next to the innocent man >they ask for the release of the murderer >ask what the fuck they want to do about the situation >they demand Rome's most severe capital punishment >have him scourged >they still demand execution >ask the man himself what should be done >he gives a cryptic answer and doesn't blame him if he gets sentenced to deathJust what a clusterfuckI feel bad for Pilate If it were me I would have just snapped and treated them like the Carthaginians
>>84286186Saved. Past tense. Cause he's dead. And nobody has seen him since his earthly honeymoon in 36 CE.
>>84285754Stupid God needs to fix the goddamn servers, 3 days to respawn is ridiculous.
>died a celibate virgin>helped the poor>love the foreignerConservatives would literally call Jesus "gay" and "woke" if he was alive today.
>>84285994>If you were to go back in time in the days when Jesus was alive, and you asked anybody who Jesus is, they would say he's a traveling rabbiconfirmed for historically ignorant'Rabbis' didn't even exist as a formal category until Talmudic Judaism was formalised hundreds of years later (and the Talmud wasn't written yet either).
>>84286585not that anon but if he just said "Jewish mystic" instead of "rabbi" the sentence would be just about 100% correct
>>84286473yeah, feels silly that his hand washing became the symbol of inaction, when he was in a position where he had to do somethingI feel like the romans in the Bible are the easiest to sympathize with.
>>84285754I will never understand why people worship a Jew without being Jewish themselves. It's like the ultimate cuckoldry. If the son of God is a Jew, how can you be anything but inferior?
>>84285754i ain't no believer but after seeing western europe being flod by niggers, muslims and LGBTQWERTYXYZ propaganda i really do hope one more crusade happens
>>84285754>worship my dead sandnigger grifterNo.
>>84286678White men believing in and worshipping a dead jew charlatan is such cuckery. You faggots are embarrassing. I could never get behind any "white nationalist" movement because you goofballs always use this goy bible shit with it.
feeling cute, might persecute christians later
>>84286707>crusadeI'm also angry about the current world and I want blood to flow, but please don't use symbolism that has nothing to do with the cause
>>84286678There is neither Jew nor Greek, anon.
>>84287867Neither man nor woman, and yet...
Ain't real. Never was. Magic doesn't exist. You are mental.
>>84285754This dead jew on a stick never existed
Thanks for making me mid, brown, midwestern, poor, autistic, and incapable around any woman
You know it's officially springtime when the deranged Jerusalem cult leader gets nailed to wood planks.
>>84285754Jesus is a man manufactured idol for religious freaks.
>>84285754I wish to meet Jesus in Heaven now; not rot for yet more decades as an incel. I want to die, but cannot sui. My family are all dead.This is the second Easter weekend in as many years that I have listened to a reading of The Gospels. This suffering is my penance. Save me, Lord.
>>84286068>not willing to listenlisten to what, religious gibberish?
>>84285754I would like to stuff baby jesus into a sack and beat him against a tree like a Cambodian baby during the Khmer Rouge.
>>84286140religion is fake, it's all mythology just like the greek gods. fairy tales for grown adults.
>>84286179your worship a dead man that spewed nothing but bullshit when he was alive to negative IQ sand niggers.
>>84285994You fucking retard.Jesus, yes, a jew, told the jews that God loves us all equally and they're not special, so they killed Him for it. >>84286318This poster is a Mossad agent
>>84289388Why do you hate God?
