HMS Dragon edition
He in that 15st bracket and it's lush
First for garn forra spliff
>>84290648I just get whats on rotation
>>84290661Looks more like 16 to me de lad.
SHIELDS. ARE. UP.AS. ALWAYS.
http://web.archive.org/web/20031202214318/http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm>Texas Department of Criminal Justice>Final Meal Requests who's your favourite, /britfeel/? for me, it's inmate #649.
>>84290668is that what you said to the judge?
Me? I have 1 stone (that's not stone) that weighs the same as 1.2 stones.
Reading that Ecclesiastes. Hype moment when you read something and it's like>Oh of course that's from the BibleThis time "there is no new thing under the sun". Course it's from this. Obvz.
>>84290670Shared Thorney Close x
speaking of irritating mongs, what ever happened to all that 'singularity' business? you'd think those lads would be louder than ever right now.
>>84290664Saw that mong
>>84290690I ws saying to blad he should read Ecclesiastes when he ws depressed. As it's enlightening when u see that ppls already had all your problems in old days. Nd they never had a solution until Christ. It ws a foot in the door for me as well. I told my aunty I ws reading Ecclesiastes she said. "I prefer the new testament". I get that now but it ws a eye opening book for me at the time.
>>84290681Wonder how long until Labour want to move the AOC to 18.
>>84290740I've been slowly reading the OT, I'm glad I'm past all the history stuff in Kings etc. I read the gospels again since it was lent (I failed at observing it though because I'm lame). I still don't know what I believe.You'd like The Chosen I reckon. A scene in the first or second episode I think with Mary that would resonate for sure.>That's not for you;_;Kino
>>84290683Interesting to find it's called a septarian stone, and also would be classed as a specimen as well due to the size. Noice, brought it home from east Yorkshire. Also got a lump of butterscotch amber that I found there.
>>84290752https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/nov/25/brain-human-cognitive-development-life-stages-cambridge-study>Brain has five 'eras', scientists say -- with adult mode not starting until early 30shope none of you sickos want to sleep with 31-year-olds.
If crossy was born in saudi arabia he would still be of christian faith today, powerful x
Insane that i had a rly solid Christian influence ni my life like my aunty nd turned my nose up at it in the end.I could have learned so much.We were best friends when i ws younger but as i got mid 20s etc I became a terrible nephew.I heard this on a youtube Christian talk about blaming your parents for everything. "You had role models" "You just ignored them" Its not all about your parents being bad. Everyone gets a role model in life in some way. But we take them for granted nd ignore them. That rly hit me. I wish she lived long enough that I could talk to her now like I talk on here but now after less than a year of me going back to church my mam also goes to church nd If it spreads out like that she will have had the influence from heaven that she didnt have yet in life.Its like she dropped a ladder to heaven when she died.
>>84290783shut the fuck up you massive retard
>>84290783I think she has influenced you, you're religious are you not?
>>84290775There is a lot of underground Christians in Iran.The fastest growing revival movement in the world atm is in Iran.Ppl forget a few of those places were Christian before 7th century Islam. Egypt ws one of the centres of Christian fr like 700 years.
>>84290783do you like any of the men in your family?
>>84290803>There is a lot of underground Christians in Iran.oh, i'll bet there are.
>>84290767It is hard going. I find it hard to read. Ngl. The books itself maybe. But mostly. Diverting attention from phone etc. Sad reality.
>>84290783It does spread, you are a literal light and half the time we dont even realise it. I came from a very aethist family but a few summers when I was a kid they put me in these holiday bible daycare camps (they were free) when they couldnt get childcare while they worked. It was run by your typical hard nosed old crones, put me off for decades but I got baptised catholic last Easter 30 years later
Mongboys: SilencedNonces: SparkedGood Lads: Buzzing for ithttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>>84290767There is a phone app where it blocks all your apps until you read scripture. Lol. Need something loke that where there's a robot that batters you irl for opening laptop.
>>84290819next time you're doing battle with a spider or a wasp, crush it inside your laptop. you'll be scared to open it ever again.
>>84290814Wow what a story.GOd is good.>Nations will come to your light, and kings to the brightness of your dawn.>Isaiah 60:3>I am the light of the world.>John 8:12
>>84290813>>84290819Yeah my attention span is getting worse. It's definitely phones. I feel guilty if I don't read a few pages a day or so anyway. It's hard to properly believe. I know someone out there is praying for me anyway. I think.
Gotten back me phwoarX
>>84290855where is it you keep going?
In 2030 britfeel will exclusively be a place where christian discuss their faith
>>84290873extremely based timeline
>>84290873I hope so anon, I think the anons hear deserve to know how much they are loved. Especially the seethie weethies x
>>84290873is anyone here planning to live to 2038?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problemwhat will you do when the internet stops working?
>>84290894>seethie weethiesJudge not. They're posters with flaws, like all of us.
Something I didn't realise or think about until recently. The year 2033 is close. Very significant. Nobody talks about this. But probably nothing will actually happen.
>>84290688That last bit was funny lad. You've still got it. Ignore the haters.
>>84290670SHARED WESTON SUPER MARE BABE
>>84290987Life is very short nd anything can happen ppls don't realise what stakes theyre gambling every second they live without faith.
>>84290974The 90s will soon be as far in the past as the 50s were in the 90s
>>84290987Scary to think when i ws a atheist teenager having panic attacks I thought It's crazy this is all there is to life jst my own senses nd Atoms nd if this is really a heart attack am gone forever as if I never existed. What a grim way to live.>no its acrually like, peaceful dude.. When you genuinely think you're dying jts not. Ppl say this in the luxury of thinking it's a far off event.
>>84290917I reckon I will be, but in a different state (of being) than what I am now (spasticmaxxing on MS).
>Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happenedThey call it the most embarassing verse of NT
>>84291085Keep going helper lad, one day at a time.
Storm dave causing some issues this eve n.n
>>84291157It'a intentional to make the weather bad over Easter I'm sure of it. As soon as Easter ends the weather is good again. Odd that.
quality episode, that.
Cannot be arsed rn Nay X
Might try another spaff over our Nat you know. Am I a poofingtons?
>>84291230Dunno if I can even be arsed to have some rum.
>>84291085Well done treat yourself today x
ArseholeForce hasn't delivered my router on tracked24 :/
me and HHL on the packet sucking each others flaccid dicks
battyboys called sean getting preyed upon and molested by carer abdul oh aye oh aye oh aye 4x lush
I think 33 still counts as early Tbh.34 will be mid-.What a blessing that I lived long enough to come to know the score.
paedolad getting cucked by jabba the slvt and carer abdul oh aye oh aye oh aye it lush x
>>84291356you're just waiting for the next Iran happening, admit it lid
Care home worker Aisha giving HHL his weekly handjob into a beaker to keep him docile.
Ngl i dont consider myself any personality anyway my only purpose here now is2 point ppl towards God its not about me.Once the maximum number of seeds have been planted that can be thers no purpose being here anymore.I dnt have any use for jst gossiping nd being liked for stuff that doesnt get any1 to heaven.
>>84291359He has really long feet. Usually lads with long feet have long penises.
>>84291381I stopped going to church because I'm uncomfortable sharing the same faith with a mong like you.
>>84291356why the fuck havent you been on the wooze? its bank holiday lid
>>84291403Lol thats not how it works.Interesting insight into what atheists fink Christians r like.
thought id gotten over people I used to be friends with and miss and now I miss them again, so pathetic but ive never been able to make any other friends.
>>84291428every day is a holiday for helper
b..but h..he's m..my fff.f..ffavourite mm...m..mon..mongboy
>>84291381Shouldn't do good things just to get to heaven.
>>84291436Dont waste your pearls on dogs de lid, is literally in there x
Having an out of body experience trying these for the first time. They're fucking LUSH x
>>84291445Having faith in Jesus gets ppl to heaven.Atheists need informed of that or they will die before doing so.So we should inform them.Its not for the good of my own health but bc God desires every1 to be saved nd so we should do His will.
>>84291359You really are fucking poisonous spiteful deeply troubled little cunt arent you lad. (Oh, kekking, got him seething)What a fucking winner (you) are
>>84291464>Having faith in Jesus gets ppl to heavenAye, but not faith alone x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlGfTGsAi1ochoon o'clock is it not? l4d2 o'clock as well.
i post they go on melties whoahhaahahahahaha
what's her name, lads?
>>84291456Its hard bc at some point your probably doing more harm than good but I cant help sperging out at some point.Am going church in a few hours neways.To be honest I post a lot more here when Am nervous like when theres something coming up like going outside.Its like self soothing.Ave noticed that before.ITs not rly fair on ppl though.
>>84291482sandra allan aka SunderlandSlag69
>>84291484Best night of the year to go, all dark and that candle is brought in. Epic. Enjoy x
>>84291469Aren't you a muslim?
>>84291482Storm dave.
substandard mongboys x
>>84291505i'm also a size 8. not our fault our parents underfed us, is it?
>>84291482lizz
>>84291469It goes over my head a bit desu am Catholic which isnt faith alone but i would fink closer to grace alone..Even if it results in works as fruits those r all from the grace of God ultimately rather than something we do ourselves..it wouldnt be possible without Him..I dont know to be honest lid its complicated. I fink its jst good if atheists get to any faith in Jesus anything is better than nothing.Then go frm there.Thats why i dont talk about the church that much.Even tho its a big part of my faith.It can be alienating to ppl which closes the intial door. I dont know though. Thats only what I fink. I could be wrong.
>>84291511not my fault you were bred by spastic mongs either x
>>84291492Thanx friend.>i'm also a size 8.Same. Pretty normal size rly.
>>84291469I will say though.I fink some of the most powerful evangelism weapons we have.Is the Shroud of Turin. And the rosary. But theyre more something thats easier to put across in IRL id fink. Its harder online.
>>84291521I was brought up a Christian and we attended a "charismatic church" Bethesda Church in swallonest if it is of interest, not been there in 20+ years, and the church I last attended was an orthodox church. Charismatic church taught baptism and then that is it you're saved, but I know deep down this isn't right and that there is more to it than just being baptised, that's why I started attending an orthodox church but I had a bit of a breakdown and stopped attending. I'd like to go back. >>84291500No. See above.
>>84291542Oh nice.Is charismatic Pentecostal? To be honest I know somebody in my church that used to go to something like that.Or non denom.She said to me before."Its like a family" "You walk in nd everybody knows you, everybody remembers you". It sounds appealing in that way when your a loner that could do wiv friends desu. Sorta like when i met those JW. But I wouldnt give up the eucharist for those comforts even if it would be nice in a worldly way.
>>84291461That's actually tiny for a bloke lol
>>84291559Yes it is a pentecostal church, assemblies of God I think. I wouldn't go to a church like that myself, it is the complete opposite of me personally. I am not a talker and I am not one to make conversation which is all things that is heavily pushed there. Thinking of checking out my local catholic church, they stream their mass online, lots of polish people attend.
>>84291569Yeah i get you. The mass is ideal when your introverted. You can jst turn up nd leave. Nobody crowds round you. I went into a Church of Scotland once (presbyterian) where it ws kinda overwhelming. Ppl probing at me (in a nice way). But the opposite can feel a wee bit cold sometimes.However, its the church Jesus started. So its as simple as that.Its kind of amazing because you can just go to mass every day.I couldnt jst have once a week.At least saturday and sunday.You should try. It will definitely suit your personality. I dont know if you got far enough that you got baptised orthodox but ave heard before that orthodox are allowed to receive communion in RC churches. Definitely triple check that beforehand though..nd talk to priest....but i heard that before....Isnt allowed the other way around though lol..Apart from that get a rosary nd ask our Lady for guidance,,....this would be a good time to start going
Starting to actively dislike Crossy desu
>>84291606Thanks I will definitely check it out and let you know how I get on. And no, I've never been baptised or anything like that.
>>84291512>most hottest
hottestest
>>84291640oh shit, a snake.
>>84291632>I've never been baptisedStraight to hell for my lid
>>84291646They are a protestant denomination idk much about them rly. They were big in Wales back in day i fink. But rn theyre often liberal. A lot of those churches in the news doing gay weddings etc are Methodist.>The Methodist Church in Britain permits same-sex marriage on its premises and by its ministers, Oh aye
What about all those lads that were born before jesus? They never even had a chance to go to heaven. Seems messed up.
>>84291678Your thoughts on gay weddings?
>>84291685https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrowing_of_Hell
this group got the law changed so that heterosexual couples could enter a civil partnership rather than get married the old-fashioned, sexist way.i wonder if the blokes get the piss taken out of them.
>>84291640Colderer
>>84291777code error
Me? Gonna polish muh own stone with picrel, coming tomorrow.Which stone? Dis stone>>84290683
>>84291685Yeah they get rescued tonight.
>>84291795Textfukt
Might be a pre 20:00 hours bedtime for me tonight lids. Fell knackered.
Dosserbros?
>>84291817lol pandering to boomers to fund their pensions get fucked
Why is the day that jesus died called good Friday? Bit weird that. Also why drink the blood of christ and eat the flesh?(is the biscuit thing the flesh?)
>>84291817might want to step back from your telly a bit. you'll go blind like that.
Away oot w my mammy now to the church cya laters
>>84291816are you 90 years old
>90 year old NEETs ITT
>>84291817Reform aren't our savior it's the Green Party
>>84291844Im 21 you cheeky bastid. Been on a mad one last night shagging loads of fit birds, and finger blasting the rest of em on the dance floor.
>>84291844Nope, but did have 3 wanks yesterday. That might be the cause.
As with all elections, there is only 1 question that needs to be asked before you vote. Which one has the biggest tits? Candidate, not party.
well lads, could you?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn8dgdvnwgqo
>>84291839During storm dave? Maniacs.
>>84291916>Which one has the biggest tits? Candidate, not party.no no no....youre looking at it the wrong way, we work out the average bra size of a party then vote for the winner
>>84291919If I had the money, yes.I can lick a fanny, can he?
Big tits and even bigger arses corrr
The question is, why aren't you using linux?
>>84291945I am lad, running arch with kde right now
>>84291926What if it's a few skinny smol bob girls, and fat crossdressers with big moobs?Knowing how freaky politicians are, they've men in the party all have lingerie on under their suits.
>>84291919Madnesh de lid. Buy 10 barratt boxes and knock them thru x
>>84291945I have, here's a screenshot of muh stats.
>>84291945>why aren't you using linux?Not a nonce
Oh deary me, he's accidentally exposed himself as a sameswanner. Oh deary, deary me...
My erect cock sliding in and out of a moist, hairy fanny. Phwoar!
>>84291919>planning to turn it into a spa and a hotelGrim
>>84291982>My erect cock sIiding in and out of a moist, hairy fanny. Phwoar!
>>84291982bushes are very underrated lid, good taste
>>84291817There is no political party capable of entering into power on a platform of ending the triple lock. The demographics are simply too far gone to do so. The party which eventually ends it will enter into power with the same promises of keeping it that every other party makes.
>>84291985You really have to wonder how people let themselves get this revolting. You also have to wonder at the state of the men willing to shag such a thing.
>>84291945I am. I'm Australian btw.
My preference is smooth, but a tastefully groomed bush is acceptable. The only unacceptable situation is just a mass of untamed growth, that's just fucking gross.
me? I like the lips themselves shaved but hair on the pubis mons
>>84291986True, especially ginger ones corrrrrr
Did Bude anon manage to nab a basket, or did the Bude lidl security guard nab a scallywag?
I used to work with a girl who thought labia was called Libya. Thick af, but fit with big tits.
>>84291998What about 1 extra long pube?
>>84291998I feel I should have made it clear, it's a shaved fanny, but with 1 really long curly pube.
>>84292051not him but how long and curly are we talking? im imagining something along the lines of one of those old landline phone cables where the phone was in the living room and you can talk on it in the kitchen
>>84291985Working out who on my phone book to send to to ruin their dinner.
>>84292067You guessed correctly anon, nice. And I think it should also grow just above the clit and dangle down the full length of the slit.
>>84292074Could post it to your dad and ask him if he knows anyone to send it to.
>>84292074Bossberg?
Decided to get some wokkles in for tonight. Might as well. It Saturdays x
>>84292121Used to like beer de lux, many years ago.
forgot to get my dad a birthday card its his birthday tomorrow for fucks sake REEEEE
>>84292121Keep it nice n legal helper x
Meta AI is retarded, desu.
Comedown keeps on going, I am wiped beyond all belief. Having a wine and a valium and watching Billy Madison to try and get me through.
>>84291945I am. I'm Turkish btw.
>>84292168You should get a cheeky bag in to celebrate the milestone x
>>84292168Get some vodka, might aswell as its friday
>>84292168Good, cant see you getting into too much trouble on 4% stubbies!
>>84292168AU wodka de lad?
>>84292183>as its friday
Think cheesey chips do be on teh menu, lads.Going to push muh <20:00 bedtime goal back but it's worth it.
>>84292168About 3 minutes off the wokey for me, it lovely
>>84292233Cheers de lid, never suffer too much from coke as I tend to keep my amounts low and only buy pure off darknet. A gram will usually last me several sessions. Only when I go wild and drink a thousand beers and go through loads of bags that I get in a bad way
>>84292226Nice one lad. im doing the same tn.
on..o...one s...sh..shandy bbbbbbb...bbbb...bbass pp..pppp....please
Paedophile battymongs
Might stick some wedges and frozen chicken things in the air fryer. Slop it up.
Wonder what it smells like when SSM porks 'elen's quinny
stuttermong
Grim Tesco stopped doing Piwo x
>>84292321Yeah last time I did that was at a mates birthday but then we found out he has massively addicted and was basically doing 4 to 5 grams a day and had spent 20k on it in a year. Had to do the whole intervention, rehab, relapse, relapse etc. Kind of turned me off the binges really, mostly because I don't have anyone else to do that sort of thing with so now I have to stick to restrained or subtle usage
>>84292316He hasn't mentioned Helen since he returned. Wonder if they're still together.
crackheads across the street are yelling at the top of their lungs again
>>84292339>Wonder if they're still together.Why don't you drive to his grotty bed-sit in Wareham and ask him? You can drive, right?
>>84292312beige buffet meal no. 53? wise choice de lid x
Absolutely beautiful community note on fudge packer Douglas Murray. He's never beeeeeen.
>>84292363Doubt he would open the door desu
I couldn't live like you. I couldn't sleep at night.
>>84292384That was an absolute classic. Felt for the poor lass who had to deal with him on the phone. Wish someone archived the one of him climbing through his bathroom window the other time he got locked out.
>>84292386Some lads here use benzos to sleep
Tuneposting hours?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a_vpigwDb4
b...b..but i...i...i pppppp.ppp...paid fo...for a... pppp.ppp...pp..pass
haven't spoken to my dad in like 3 years
>>84292394I remember watching that. It's possibly archived on YouTube, but it's a nightmare trying to find anything on that platform these days.
Paedophiles named sean getting their jaw spun x
Obsession with paedophilia
Nonces getting their jaw spun x
Obsession with Sean
Mongs getting their jaw spun x
>>84292413I was gonna stop talking to my dad but then he started giving me money from his inheritance and I figure I now have to do so. Think he wants to give me like 100k so he at least deserves visits every few months
BBQ lad here, anyone got any recent film recommendations please
>>84292477Marty Supreme
got dadberg a 28p card factory card for his birthday bargain if i do say so myself
Your parents really miss you.
>>84292477Is this thing on? With will arnett is really good, bit heartwarming bittersweet indie thing. Send help is a perfectly acceptable dumb castaway horror thriller thing. I liked good luck have fun don't die as a weird meta AI the world is fucked commentary film but /TV/ hate it for being reddit.
Any lads here want to form a band? I can sing, play guitar, bass and drums poorly.
>>84292517Yeah I can't do any of that shit so think you'll be bearing the brunt of the work.
>>84292492Thanks for that lad, both my parents were killed during a robbery when I was a child. Still not over it. They were quite well off, and had a bit of land, so thankfully I'm taken care of. Thinking of travelling to S.E.A, find myself, come back to my city and make a difference. Fed up of the lowlifes here desu, and things are only getting worse.
>>84292542How do you feel about flying rodents?
soiled nappies everywhere
i spend 8+ hours a day playing video games and i'm still terrible at them
>>84292621Doesn't matter mate, literally nobody is impressed by people being good at video games.
Easter Saturday night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
Ebin's horse cock
>>84292559Hate em. Gonna be gutted if I get back from S.E.A and find a cave full of them on muh family property.
>>84292643I thought his family were into greyhounds?
>>84292627nice to get your daily vent out mong?
Bit windy.
*be's drunk and stoned*Think thats my que to head off for bed.
When I'm stoned, I enjoy a nice carton of orange juice and a bag of Squares. And some biscuits. Maybe some Ben and Jerrys.
>>84292698Wonder what kind of charity it will go to
Sister bit down on an apple and lost a tooth today. Right in front of me. She cried for hours
Just had 2 pukka pies for dinner. Because we don't eat dinners in my household anymore I have to settle for slop food now. Grim times ahead.
>>84292723Depends on how old she is. If she's 5 then that's good because her real teeth will grow through but if she's 25 then that's a problem.
>>84292700I heard an old wives tale that mango 45 min before is meant to intensify the feeling.
>>84292733>pukka pieslucky to find 1 beef cube in them
>>84292517i can play the triangle
>>84292733Reckon you could cook your own meals lad
>>84292768given the chance id punch you really hard in the face you little rat looking spastic
>>84292768Got some sausage rolls as well. Might try them tomorrow.
Wonder what Ruth is getting up to over Easter
>>84292329bo'o o' pi' wo'o
>>84292492Having mum over tomorrow for some lambDad is probably spending it alone but that was his choice
>>84292823she'll be back home for a sunday dinner tomorrow but at the back of her mind is the dread that this is her final year of university (apu, double check this before posting)
>>84292862She'll be working behind the bar at one of her Dad's pubs this time next year.
>>84292845We are having a Sunday dinner as well, not with lamb though unfortunately because it makes my mother violently throw up. It's probably a sin but we are having pork instead.
>>84292870Poor old mumberg. Pork is still good, reckon big JC wouldn't mind.
>>84292890No idea why. Must be something to do with the fat content in the meat or an allergy. Real shame because me and brother love the stuff.
If they ever did ban 4chan i'd probably end up finding a job. All I do all day is vidya and sit on r9k and I know i'm not the only one ITT that is in the same boat.
Brief review of the new churro Ben and Jerrys.Kind of shite.
New Person, Same Old Mistakes.
this youtube video is 20 years oldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSO22lVxSGI
i listen 2 tame impala on acid 1 time woah xwhen that flanger hits at 2:45https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQKKDNCpVbo
>>84292980video for that song is boss. just a female teacher shagging a young student boy x
Went to spoons for the first time in years and apparently they don't do steaks/mix grills anymore? Tragic.
remember 2 for 12 quid cocktail pitchers at spoons corr
o..on..one sh..shandy bbb...bb..bass pp..pplease
think i just heard a bin get blown over, happening confirmed
just knocked some guy's bin over.
>>84293090how many have you got lido?
poor night lids will have to listen to this wollox all night againQuintessential melty in the making
my fish slice has vanished from my flat. Kefkaesque. Dadaist, even.
lying on the sofa in mine and ruth's moderately sized flat as she noodles on her harp. Later she has a fish finger sandwich which messes with her appetite for the rest of the day.
pissed up paedo mega melty
WILDER VS CHOSRIA LIVE
b..b...but i..im n..n..not a pp...p..paedo
rattled and it is really lush
b..b..but y...you're h..here 24/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P_BlUY2eF4oo aye.
>>84293185I used to get quite scared watching scooby doo back on boomerang back in the day.
does anyone have the Paddington Bear apu? need it for my collection.
>>84293185Saw this post on co that ifound quite perceptive. Always been a daphne man. She is cute nd elegant. Velma is reddit.
you can be a genuinely good person, live a humble life, cause no harm and bring happiness to other people's lives. but if you don't accept God you burn in hell for eternity.or you can be a drug addict, an alcoholic, a person who completely relies on other people in order to live their sinful life. but if you accept God you get to live in paradise for eternity.
>>84293199>that muchKekking
b o x r o o mkekking
>>84293230Classic kids disco in Tenerife core x
>>84293245marmiteman4 was storming the beachescharlie was being a libtardLEVELS
*plays rock beat*
>>84291611he's the worst poster on this board now sadly. And I say that as a Christian.
rattling mongboys on the daily and it lush
>>84293304>as a black manSure thing seething mong
fridge sitch not great. got Slimfast and one tin of chilli left, so i will survive \o/
>>84293148cheers. didn't even know it was on
>>84293306what if your daughter was going out with a black boy?
Got them pukka pies on tap x
What I hate isn't the porn, the alcoholism, the sex offenders, the paedophiles, the blasphemy, what I hate as a Christian is someone talking about the bible. That's what upsets me the most, I'm a Christian you see.
>>84293323do it, actually curious tbhaiche.
>>84293330>waterhealthy, this.
>>84293330nowt but the best for are welperlad
>>84293338>virgin loser>british nationalistmakes sense desu
>>84293330Those wee pies r yummy. Their sausage rolls r lush aswell
>>84293317how many days until the next bennie payment?
>>8429336810 days. i can manage, i reckon.
>>84293368Got paid 4 days early because of Easter Monday bank holiday it lush.
>>84293396HelperLad, what is your favourite Disney film?everyone else, what is yours?
>>84293399with one tin of chili? I'd be asking Mate A for a cash injection x
imagine being locked up in a spacker prisonkekking
Deano will be getting lots of easter succy tonight and that is lush, oh aye, and with extra slobber too because it's easter and normies love special occasions like that x
>>84293443she might bail me out of bank charges again, my internet + phone bill will prolly use up what's left of my overdraft.any of you lads ever gone over your overdraft limit? what happens, how long are you safe for?
What a coincidence that dvdlad, ruthmong and about 12 other gimmicks have disappeared simultaneously
>>84293559God hates incels
>>84293594she love chaosloves a weltdown does are kate
finking about when England played 90% of their games at Wembley during Euro 2020, when most away fans couldn't travel, and still bottled it x
>>84293577Interesting desu. Wouldn't have connected ruthmong and dvdlad but the timing is weird.
>>84293639And lost to a team that failed to qualify for 3 world cups, cheers Gareth
>>84293639they will do it again in 2 years when it comes back to england
>>84293604Scum for looting in his own country. The gall of him to wear an England shirt.
i..i..i d...d..don't d..d...do t..th..that
>>84293577Love DVDlad me, we both have a shared interest in hoarding physical media. Hope he's not been permanently banned.
>>84293604We're headed for a major economic crisis and likely shortages of energy and food, a perfect recipe for something kicking off next time an ooga booga chimps out
What tunes are we on tonight lads>https://youtu.be/wnlV03_iFcI?si=2Lhel0V49gIKodbP&t=556
>>84293678takes what he wants xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDBWpRK_7bQ
>>84293700apparently he is offering autographs in prison lol
what an ugly goblin looking mong
any manbabies been to see Mario 2? would you recommend it for a 36 year old?
so windy the birds are flying backwards
>>84293740found the tweet lolhttps://x.com/RealSamMelia/status/2036875071071928365
just put a hoodie on, me. it's THAT cold.
>>84293857 >>>/wsg/6123156
i ain't takin' Ls i'm takin' Esmake the bitches wet with rhymes like these
>>84294143unirionically, what is the point of them?
>>84294210Reform will take away your benefits to fund old people's pensions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIu4sFKGi6Enot sure what i expected, but it all looks the same.
Farting femoids
Femoids farting out of their stinky little arseholes
>>84294487Looks so gay and unnatural when white people wear all the raghead clobber.
>>84294247Farage was just king Boomer all along, wasn't he?
>>84294527you probably a shia innit?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqeC1SUmcNA
mega melty paedolad
>>84294663state of this bin bag wearing spastic
>>84294690yer dads burning in hell whoahahahaahahahhahaha
Not reading that you drooling spastic Whoahahaahahaahahanaha
>>84294706Taking it too far that.
>>84294264Kids look weird now. Something in the water, is all I'm saying.
>>84295036standing back and standing by de lid
And then it were him, Mark the Spark, and his magical regenerating body.He could grow a full head of hair in a day, if so he chose.He could revivify teeth. He could heal from any wound, and come back stronger and healthier than ever before.Not a force in this world could stop old Mark the Spark.The adventures he had, as he amazed the crowds, and woo'd the woman.He was often seen with a selection of delectable brides on his arm. Lady's man he was, Mark the Spark.And the soul of the warrior, the poet, the performer, and the priest, all burned within him.Adorned and bejeweled in bedazzling splendor he walked, as they coo'd and caw'd from the balconies. A sure and worthy king of this world was Mark the Spark.Let us come now, and honour him.
off to bed. nanite feelfrens
A thread full of mongs
A thread full of nonces
>>84295683rude>>84295705rude
Mongboy had another mega melty again last nightkekking
>>84295049For Gotham?
>>84295705Makes the medicine go down, the medicine go down medicine go down.
>>84295925Same every night. He's not right in the head.
Was this show Millennial or Zoomer?
Mi mates catberg
>>84296007Was the photographer naked?
>>84296009No clue lid
Black catbergs are lush
https://www.reddit.com/r/BlatantMisogyny/s/cXkBaGjXkZLook at this welty it not fair
>>84295925Wouldn't call it a "mega" melty more like a regular melty
what time are we expecting the apu in bed with a cup of tea image with a caption about doing his wollox in?
>>8429604111:34cutting it right down x
Talking to himself all night like a sad little pathetic mong>but he won!If winning is talking alone all night I don't think I want to win tbqhwydelid
Weird how you're so bothered by it.
>>84296067>talking alone all nightBiggest idiot prize gets to do that
>>84296067Probably because he genuinely has no one else to communicate with in life, no mates if you will x
Weirdly weirdy do talky talk a lot, of him, weirdy weirdly.
>>84295925Can't handle the wooze and embarrasses himself ha ha, couldn't be me.
I just picture a care home full of OAPs and a random long necked drunken spastic causing chaos all the time and everyone just sits and ignores it as best they can
Why isn't today the good day out of what happened around this time? Why claim the day he died was good?
Nice long sleepies, glad I packed it in when helper showed up. Bit of an embarrassment really. Think I'll have some eggies for brekkies, unsure as to whether I'm going to go poached or scrambled at this current juncture.
>>84296134Very much unlike here then.
>>84296142Why not wait for him to wake up, then ask him what you should do?
i miss he i miss he so much
>>84296155Hi miss he hi miss he so much
>>84296138in the end, what he did on Friday was good
Close to maxing but not even half way through the achievements. Good thing i'm a no life.
>>84296170i only see 1 120
>>84296162Nuh uh. Drinking the blood and eating the body is also weird. What's with that? It's mental, feast on r saviour? Why not have fish? Makes more sense, as he fed his followers with fish. Why drink his blood and eat his flesh? Stuff like this makes me dislike organised religion, it doesn't make sense.
>>84296182Don't make me tap the sign, again!120's is master max, and not every skill has benefits of getting to 120.. YET! :)
>>84296170Nice de lidIve always wanted to 99 something in OSRS as i never did it back in the dayThink im at 86 WC but i only seem to play when im very depressed and ive gotten rather sick of chopping willows in draynor Cant no life it like id want to so i dont want pay for members to play once every few months tbqh
Phwaor gotten up haven't iX
>>84296196You only got up cause you heard we're having some much fun, fomo mofo.
>>84296194WC is depressing as fuck on either game! I'm not sure if they have any better ways of getting XP on OSRS. Like with fire making and fishing they have skilling bosses, making it much easier! I used to play OSRS a fair bit myself but it is so grindy in my opinion. But what I don't like someone else will love :)
>>84296192just joking de lidstopped playing osrs 5/6 years agokeep up the grind x
>>84296231Why blame prostitutes?
>>84296231Bore off drunk, the adults are having a conversation.
>>84296219>you last logged in 187 days 12 hours agowhoops kek
>>84296191when you sacrifice the lamb you also have to eat it
>>84296228I really used to like OSRS but only for that nostalgic feeling. I don't get that anymore it is too far gone from its intended purpose. I don't think it is a bad game, it is better than it was in 2007 but it isn't 2007scape anymore! But I suppose people can say the same for RS3 and i'd disagree with them.>>84296240That isn't bad for free to play to be honest, and if you levelled all that in F2P it is even more impressive to be honest.
shame dvd lad isn't here, was hoping to discuss the ward boiled 4k resotration and the giant jackie chan box set. NOT RITE
>>84296246When the fruit is ripe, it's time to bite.
Found the batteries xNecking this VK then garn maccies for that double Double Sausage and Egg McMuffi x
A watched goldfish never boils
>>84296249yeah lad all f2p, only one quest i haven't done (the shield one i cant remember the name lol)
Is darts lad in? Thoughts on my nob cross gen 1s?
>>84296275Not darts lad but do watch. What flights are those?
>>84296269Yeah shield of arrav or something like that. You need to interact with a REAL person for that quest, or you did! I left is as late as possible yo do as I didn't know anyone else who played so ended up joining a friends chat to get it completed XD
>>84296285Medium length winmau fusions in clear plastic. They're really good. Amazon had them at 5.90 quid so I bought a couple boxes of them. Never tried kflex though, but I have tried mission vortex and cannot say I feel/see a difference in how they throw/lay. Don't get me started on 'k shift' either ffs
>>84296308Forgot to say they're No. 6 not No. 2 flights
>>84296306not right how your britfeel subjects treat you
>>84296192didn't they just recently release a new area and early game bosses in rs3?
Me and Sean playing with each others arseholes
>>84296149I was too hungry to wait. Went for poached as a bits more exciting for the annual egg day. Thanks for your concern in this matter.
>>84296308>>84296314Nice. I'm throwing Bolide 3's sometimes it feels like the board has magnets in they throw brilliant! I still use the traditional flight stem combo. No.2 with a short stem.
america's gonna lose, chaps.
>>84296317Yes. Silverquill, the dreadhog and Ivar, King of bones. I've not really tried silverquill but for Ivar I got the pet at 103 kc and the log at around 150 kc. Insane to be honest.
Might have an egg for breakfast
little lad banned again?LUSH X
>>84296354i fucking hope so , cant just shit up threads with this "tee hee im drinking poof juice" all fucking night
>>84296314>>84296333What does the number mean when you're talking about flights, and the length? I only watch it if it is on and nothing else is on.
>>84296297Well that sounds like iran and israel won and you're just doing what they say. Think you've missed the point of that particular idiom.
>>84296352Same, but 3 croissants instead.
Little lad: BannedMongboys: SparkedGood lads: Buzzing for itBaited again little lad and that is lushhttps://youtu.be/V3qUoiwr5kQ
>>84296372Kek don't even know what he did to warrant the ban this time but can't say I'm disappointed
>>84296381He starts drinking around 1-2pm and just keeps going for 30+ hours shitting the entire thread up, one minute its "fuck the lot of yas" then its "oh garn jump in the lake me" every single weekend, usually one or two during the week Fucking spacker
how on earth did he get into a meltdown on 4% stubbies?
kekking maximally
cheeky wohhahahahah post
Pays for pass>bannedMy sides
Might suck it up and purchase some massively overpriced ketamine from the albanians today. Going to a gig that I don't really care about and will help me zone out and get into the groove.
>>84296370No.2 and No.6 are different flight shapes.It is the preference of the player and how they throw / want their dart to land. I use medium and no.6 because it suits my throwing style. Generally the shorter stem the quicker it will get to the board, the longer the stem the longer it has to stabilise in the air.It is all fine personal adjustments, really x
Happy Easter Sunday, lads.I hope Crossy has an amazing experience at church.I'm thankful for the baby Jesus getting me out of community service today. Peace to all!
Sort of admire the intellectual and scholarly aspect of religion. Christianity, particularly Catholicism, has a pretty rich theological and philosophical tradition to get into. Absent of a concrete legal tradition though. Rabbinical Judaism is interesting but too legalistic. Lacking in deep philosophy or apologetics. Islam has a pretty strong philosophical tradition with Al-Ghazali and a very strong legal tradition. Quran. Sciences of Hadith. Sharia. Kalam.I admire the character and aesthetics of the humble scholar who is immensely wise in the ways of theology and law but makes his living from a humble but skilled manual labour task. Like Sheikh Al-Albaani. A reviver of the religious sciences yet a humble watch maker.
Well looks like helper took another L today doesn't it
>>84296495Ahoy there lollers. What's the plans for your day of freedom? I need to take the pooch out, as well as needing to go to the shop. I'm going to see if they'll let me take her in, I only need cigs.
*feels bad*
Sheikh Al-Albaani (May Allah be pleased with him) knew the sciences of Ahadith very well.
My weird celebrity wood nut in cider? Maisey Adam.
>>84296544That's clearly Barry from 4 lions.
>>84296524Morning, mate! I dropped 3 zopiclone because OCD did a number on me. I feel well rested now. What I really want to do is just mong out, get stoned and play Days Gone. I have some friends coming at 2pm, and we will go and have a nice meal at a place on the waterfront. I'm kind of hoping they don't come. >I'm going to see if they'll let me take her in.Pushing your luck with bossman eh. You cheeky bleeder hahaha.She is a cute. How old is she mate?>>84296527>not candlejack *giggles* in anime hahaha
>>84296579Morning lollers mate, have a cracking unexpected day off!
snowing on easterboggles the mind
>>84296579My mum's taken her in once, but shopkeepers are usually more willing to do things for older people. But I sometimes can charm people, so who knows.Think the dog is 9-11 ish years of age.
>>84296587A very good to you, mate. And I hope you have an amazing day. Not that you always need a plan, do you have a plan for today or are you just going to wing it with whatever the fug you feel like doing?
>>84296594It's a Christmas miracle.
>>84296615>A very good to you, mate.A very good morning to you, mate.mongboy.jpg/png/gif
She's over 10, because I left my mum's 10 years ago because I wanted a dog and my mum said THERE'LL NEVER BE A DOG IN THIS HOUSE, and I said fair do, then 6 months later they got a dog.
>>84296614You need a lanyard like Crossy has so you'll be allowed to have a little woofer in shops with you. I have decided I'm going to get a little rescue dog when I move.
a...a..another w..w..wuppa g..garn d..down t...t...tttt...the hatch
>windcheck>raincheck>bipolar sun and cloudcheckright nice, the uk weather is yet again fucking awful, I wonder what tomorrow will bring? oh aye more wind I'm assuming, more rain? right yep thanks. Go outside and I cant even enjoy it.
Did me wollox in haven't i
Fuckin hell, I just skimmed the whole thread. 12 tiny bottles of lager and a bottle of VK are all it took. Sean, you can't handle your ale, and Sushi-moot thanks you for buying a pass. Will you be buying another one when your b& is up? You total knobber haha.
morning de lats and morning de latssuitable time to get ssmpour.webm out?
>>84296677its to be 15c+ and dry for a few days (possibly) ladIts only the start of april also liddington, its generally shit until at least june
>>84296615Was gonna take dogs out for a walk like anon but weather is erratic here too. Having lunch at my dads with the family and my siblings with their kids, Easter egg hunt etc. just wanna eat and chill desu but good to get out. Hope you have a wonderful waterfront supper!
He got banned haha get in de la
Sean Allan won x
>>84296514When did Islam stop pumping out kino mathematics and start fully embracing full retard instead?
>>84296524Quality dogberg this
>>84296705Ain't is just fucking lush x>banned>unbanned>pays for 4chan pass>banned>pass revoked
the lot getting fucked x
off trip melty incoming ha ha enjoy the ban little lad
The last time he got banned WW3 kicked offWonder what happenings we will get this time kek
>>84296727he won just accept it
>>84296731trip on nappylad
total helper la victory
oh waityou can't put it on
Jesus won and Helper lost. Quite the morning so far
Sean Allan rules x
>>842967174% stubbies ffs helper lad! Thought you were keeping it legal?! X
>>84296748The Lord works in mysterious ways x
Only have a small amount of chocolate egg left after last night late night scoffing. Going to try and save it for this evening if I can manage it but the urge to gobble is high at all times.
>>84296760I got a smarties egg! Eating it now, shame it didn't come with a mug or something x
didn't eat any eggs me, just ones from chickens. Maybe I should get one? but every time I want junk food I never bother because I cant justify it.
>>84296760>be Easter>get 1 or 2 eggs>dont eat them right away>forget about them>remember a week later>"oh i thought you didnt want it anon so we ate it" Every Easter for as long as i can remember, now i just leave them until someone eventually nails it
>>84296730Iran dominating Israel and the USA.
>>84296780That would not fly with me
What the reason HHL gets banned for all the time is it spam?
The big G has risen and you're seething about it?What's the matter? Are you Jewish or Muslim or something?Happy Easter lads and ladies
>>84296817Quantum Presbyterian
>>84296636I'll just go myself, it'll be easier.You'll love it mate. They're good fun.
>>84296514>Absent of a concrete legal tradition thoughYou mean apart from canon law, natural law moral law the Christian religious laws which bled into civil law and have governed your life since you were born? Apart from that
>>84296544You will never be a raghead
>>84296711Her attitude isn't at times, but that's due to mistakes made by my mum and stepfather.
>>84296776Why not buy a nice porcelain easter egg, nice to look at, and no worrying about junkfood.
>cannon lawMakes sense, I'd make some if I had a cannon.Any armymongs in fancy nabbing me one?, I can pop it on my wheeled basket if Bude anon managed to get me one.
Spastic fucking famberg living up to their name again>make woffee>everyone sitting heads buried in phones as usual>"where's the dog?">shes sitting here anon>"Where?">I dunno >they all panic>get up and run out of house The fucking dog escaped and was 3 streets over in the pissing fucking rain/hail/snowUnemployed cunt of a father has all the free time to sleep all day but cant fix a fence post that's been broke since the last storm? the dog got out briefly last week and the "big fix" was to put a wheelie bin infront of it (???) Thank fuck the little puuper was found as something like this would really fuck my head up big time Absolute cunting wankers i sweartldr: Dog got out but we found her
new easter edish>>84296894>>84296894>>84296894
>>84296889What family name is it? Are you guys from S.E.A? Tikphuks?
>>84296900yeah lad ill tell you my family name sure kekThey are just massive spastics and we will leave it at that
>>84296903No, I was just making a joke, I don't expect a doxx. I'll have 1 last guess, are you from the west country and the last name is Dimuns?
>>84296899Lovely edish lad but it is a touch earlier. All is forgiven though.
>>84296912not even close lad sorryJust glad the dog wasn't flattened on the main road tbqh
>>84296934I didn't expect any to be close, they're just joke names I'm making up to make myself laugh, and hopefully you.Last one now, the Plonkersons.
looks like feel street and the good lads won in the end x
