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I wasted my youth.
I'm 30 years old with no stories of sex, partying, drugs or conquest.
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>>84295979
hey im 21 years old, what do I do to not fuck it up, gramps?
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>>84295986
I wouldn't know where to begin, just know I wasted it.
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Just talk to people dude.
I admit, it's much easier as a woman.
Here's what I did:
>Go on Facebook and tell that white guy he is insanely good looking
>give out cigarettes to homeless people and strangers
>made eye contact with that cute guy at the welfare line
>ask that cute doordasher for his number
>go on dating sites

I don't know what'll work for you, but it worked for me once I moved out of Los Angeles.
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>>84295979
Doing those things would be a waste of youth. Posting here is a better use of that time, even, though not by much.

t.18yo anon so I could be wrong
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>>84295995
this will get seven trillion replies now, good job dude
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>>84296002
What? I'm trying to help the OP do cocaine and have mindless hookup sex like I did. I even became a hooker and a stripper too. I even starred in porn movies.

Life became SO MUCH BETTER after I went "bad/rotten".
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>>84296002
Some of 'em could be helpful
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Well, I ruined mine by being a hypersexual hedonist. Its all about perspective, bro. Find solace in your peaceful life, even if it is boring.
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>>84296011
Great advice for a 30 year old outcast. If youre a biological girl and decide to destroy yourself like that you deserve to end up in the crackhouse letting junkies smash for a meth pipe hit
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>>84296011
>cocaine and have mindless hookup sex
You consider those good memories?
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>>84296023
>>84296027
God, I WISH I ruined myself with a coke habit. I always was saving up for plastic surgery (that I needed), so I couldn't afford to waste my money on cocaine or fun stuff.

I ended up marrying a Chad who owns land in the middle of conservative bumfuck nowhere. Where you can't even find a good hookup, as all the guys are fat and ugly here.

I now live a peaceful and boring life.
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>>84296034
Yes, cocaine is awesome and so are swinger sex parties with a jacuzzi under the night stars. Hate more.
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>>84296036
For me it wasnt drugs, it was being addicted to sex. Cant even really go out in my city anymore lol. I had some good experiences that were so hot but in the grand scheme of things, it wasnt worth it. I would go back and never do any of it if I could.
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>>84296057
Well, sorry that hedonism ruined you.
But hedonism healed, fixed, saved and gave me a new outlook on life.
Hedonism rules.

I always moderated my coke usage to skinny mini lines though. And I always used condoms and got tested regularly at planned parenthood.
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>>84296062
It wasnt cause of STIs or pregnancy, I just did some extremes to get what I wanted.
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>>84295995
>>give out cigarettes to homeless people
I used to do this. Then they start to expect things from you rather than actually be friendly.
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>>84296027
>>84296034
youre replying to obvious bait
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>>84296156
That's why you ask for sonething in return. I always asked homeless people for advice and their advice was spot on. At least that was my experience.
>>84296144
Oh. Damn dude. D:
>>84296160
Not bait, just the summation of my experiences.
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>>84295979
Same, li'l bro. Now I'm almost 40.
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>>84295979
Go travelling, you can still have some fun.
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>>84295979
do you want it? then just talk to people and hang out with them.
>>84295986
get a friend with similar interests to yours, but not the ultra nerd shit, in your college, university, or job. This means do not waste all of your time playing TCG, diversify. Talk to a musician, musicians know a shitload of people and go out to their gigs. Hang out with them on the weekends. solved.
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>>84295979
I'm in the process of doing the same thing. I hate my dull life but I'm too much of an autist to try anything new or meet anyone. Being aware of it yet doing nothing is a unique sort of pain
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>>84295979
Yeah. Same, but 27. I just wanna die since 13-14
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>>84295986
Play guitar and post covers on social media. Bitches will line up even if you suck at playing.
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>>84295979
literally why would you consider partying and drugs to be something to miss lmfao, god you are all faggots.
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>>84295979
>drugs
very easy to get. Literally just find a dealer right now and you can get it. I liked my weed stories and probably will do weed in the future but you're not missing out on much. Its like videogames in a sense that it gives you temporary happy feelings and then life continues.
>partying
if you dont enjoy it to begin with (which is probably why you didnt do it all this time) then why be sad about it.
>sex
again, sex is easy to come by if thats all you want. Match with some desperate chubby femcel on a dating app and sweet talk her until you reach a bedroom. Its extremely overrated unless you do it with someone who you have real connection with.
>conquest
thats just on you mate. Nothing really stopped you from achieving it during your twenties. You can still achieve it in your thirties obviously but its just gonna get considerably harder, the question is how hard do you want it.

godspeed anon



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