I once spent $3.5k at a brothel in one night. All I did was eat the chicks asshole, suck on her tits and get drunk and watch movies. I couldnt get my dick up because I was drunk and have ED. But yes I literally spent 7 hours and $3500 dollars and all I did was tongue an escorts asshole, suck on her boobs while doing mommy role play and then get drunk with her an in a hot tub while watching war movies.
I stuck a banana in my ass and then pooped it out in a hotel shower
>>84296178>I stuck a banana in my ass and then pooped it out in a hotel showerIs this you?
>>84296163why not just go to vietnam and have a dozen bitches staying with you for that price?you could have rented an executive suite for a month and just ran through 80 women.
>>84296163One time when I was young and stupid, I told a female friend of mine that she should reconsider taking her own life. She wouldn't be with us today if I had just said nothing. And I wish I did.
>>84296208Because it coats money to get to vietnam and also for hotels food etc. Also Vietnamese girls have AIDS. High class escorts/hookers here in Australia don't as they have to get screened or the cops shut the establishment down and fine the shit out of the owners.
>>84296163>most degenerateSounds more like just most retarded.
>>84296178Amazing atheist, is that you?
>>84296163One time my cousins came over to our house for a swim. Whilst they were in the pool I went through their clothes and licked/sniffed their underwear. I then masturbated and wiped some cum onto the pussy pouches of their panties. I remember watching them come out of the bathroom having gotten dressed back into their clothes knowing my cum was probably entering their pussies.
>>84296344>putting used underwear back on after a swimholy mother of indian thats disgustingleave immediate raju
I had a friend in runescape back in 2005 who I was friends withI was about to hit 99 fishing and was throwing a party in the fishing guild, she loaned me her dragon chainbody for the partyWhen she asked for it back a few hours later, I told her she had to come onto MSN and masturbate for me to get it backShe did it and it was the hottest thing I have ever experienced. Real sex doesn't even hold up, I came in like 2 strokes watching her
>>84296554>I had a friend in runescape back in 2005 who I was friends withWere you friends with him?
>>84296554>When she asked for it back a few hours later, I told her she had to come onto MSN and masturbate for me to get it back>She did it and it was the hottest thing I have ever experienced.Ok thats actually based as fuck LOL.
>>84296554>MSNFuck that reminds me>Be me>13>2002>Just discovered MSN messenger>Add a girl who was a friend of my friend, same ag as us>Yadda yadda talking and for some the topic of a dare comes up>Tell her she has to take a topless photo and send it to us>She doesI remember having the pic of her tits on my old pc for the longest time and not thinking anything of it. Long gone now but back then things were a wild time. Beth Keins was her name I think.
>>84296163Got wasted and had sex with a gay guy. Yep. Never felt more deep shame then waking up next to a man with cum and shit stains on the sheets. The worst part is of it all is that I remember enjoying it. Wasn't worth the 3 month wait for the AIDS test, thankfully was negative.
>>84296271Wow, you saved a life.
>>84296804Lol how did that happen. Also you're a faggot.
>>84296271why do you wish she killed herself?
>>84296163drive to a neighboring state to get watched by like 3 dudes over twice my age while I fucked a dude's wife. the dude was present, yes.
Idk probably messaging women with my dick and its cum on a laptop screen where their photos are. While calling them whores, etc.
>>84296869>Also you're a faggot.Thanks for reminding meIt happened because I was in a foreign country alone, drunk and at the time was going through a serious degenerate porn phase. I was drinking daily and jerking off to gay/troon porn non stop. Anyway I went down to the hotel bar and started drinking and struck up a convo wiht a guy. Being lonely as shit I spoke to him at length for hours. After the drinks started flowing her basically worked his way in and out it on me and decided fuck it. I told him I wasnt gay but that I would like to suck a cock and he sort of laughed and told me his room number. I went back to mine, took a shit, had another drink then went to his room. He topped me, came inside my ass and then sucked me off. I dont think he rufied me but I he did definitely take advantage of me being wasted. NGL it did feel great getting fucked in the ass. 11 Years later and I have managed to avoid it.
>>84296886how'd you get yourself in that situation?
>>84296163God did a bait and switch on me. Made me attracted to feet and older female relatives since before I even went to school. Then in my teens a new unlikely candidate approached that actually agreed to play the game, whom I haven't considered before - my mother. Not gonna bore with details (loots of picrel), just gonna say things were getting weird and heated and there was this feeling of impending doom that it was gonna happen at any moment. Spoiler: it didn't but it got so dangerously close to happening both the last time and a time before that, that I still feel frustration and emptiness almost half a decade later. Now I'm a mess, when I do watch the porn from time to time it's gotta be convincing looking incest or nothing.Oh and the feet part? Girlfriend has ugly feet. Couldn't even have that. I give my thanks to life for these permanent blueballs.
>>84296163Fucked a FWB while she was on the rag in the shower
>>84297132>FWBFemale with bravo?
>>84297158Bravado
>>84297132I feel sorry for the shower rag
>>84296339KEK WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO POST THIS
>>84296163I was ERPing with some alleged woman in a chatroom and I made her give in to my piss fetish
