Morality test:>you walk the street at night>see thisWhat do you do?
>>84296639pick her up and take her with me to use at my discretion
>>84296639I get nervous and turn around 360 degrees to walk away
Walk right past without nooticing because I'm too distracted by the beats in my ears and too hyped up fantasizing about doing the perfect CQB house clearing.
>>84296639Mumble something about the state of modern women and keep walking
>>84296639Walk past and quickly get home to make a newfag trap thread on r/9k
Make her eat all of my eggs.
Is anyone around? No? Looks like Im cooming then
>>84296639Walk away while being tempted to give one of those tits a squeeze.
>>84296647This would be like 8/10 people, I'm pretty sure.
>>84296639Wake her up and drive her home ig
>>84296712>"thanks for the drive anon">she goes home and fucks chad (who left her there last night)
>>84296639call the cops from a payphone and skedaddle
>>84296639probably sit right next to her and touch her in all the wrong places. if it's exceptionally dark and empty i might actually try penetration (in black souls 2)
>>84296639I don't undertsand this pictureDid she go out partying only dressed in transparent underwear?
I take the beer, walk away into bushes, pour the beer out, pee into the can, come back, pour piss onto her
>>84296639>What do you do?Walk past and ignore it.In my head - Wish I could feel it up. Or slit it's throat, and rape it while it gargles blood.Damned morality, CCTV, potential live witnesses, and DNA evidence.
Try to wake her up and if she's out I'd call an ambulence or something.
>See recently vomited crack whoreVomit in solidarity and disgust
>>84296639The only correct answer is ignore and keep walking
>>84296639i just don't understand the concept of why anybody wants to have sex with an unconscious person. the point of sex is you are trying to bond and make eachother feel good and idk make her happy or some shit. rape as a concept makes no sensebut then again im white
>>84297044>the point of sex is you are trying to bond
>>84297044>>84297050I mean for reall nigga, that's some stevens universe shitSex feels hot, that's it you bugman
>>84297044>the point of sex is you are trying to bond and make eachother feel good and idk make her happy
>>84297065no he's right, that is the ideal
>>84297074women don't even like sex with men
>>84296639cover my nose and walk past
>>84296647360 degrees means you walking right into her bro
>>84297074There are many ideals in life but most people have to make do with less than that. Non "ideal" sex seems to be pretty damn fun since its happening all the damn time.
>>84296639Been in this situation:>small place>see shitfaced girl on sidewalk, obviously too out of it to take care of herself>she manages to get out which hotel she stays at>walk her to her hotel>make sure she gets into her room and place her on the couch>go back out and enjoy the rest of my night knowing that some shitskin will not be able to rape her
Close her legs so she doesn't catch a cold
>>84296639Keep walking by while shaking my head in disgust.
>>84296639I would just ignore her. Ain't wasting my time for an alcoholic bitch.Wouldn't touch her even if it was guaranteed I would get away with it. I don't want sex, I want reciprocated intimacy.
>>84296639try to wake her up and ask if she wants me to call for help
>>84296639i pee my pants and then give them to her
>>84296639>in realityStare for a couple seconds then walk away>in my headendless rape
>>84296639I jack off and cum on her
>>84297225>get dna traced back to you and spend the rest of your life in jail
>>84296639Ignore. I want nothing to do with society. Not my problem.>>84297044You have a good heart. I used to think like you do. 30 years of being proved wrong was just too much for me.
>>84296639I'm too much of a pussy to do anything, and I would be probably disgusted at her for being such a mess of a woman.Probably just call an ambulance and stay there until they pick her up.
>>84297120>>small place>>see shitfaced girl on sidewalk, obviously too out of it to take care of herself>>she manages to get out which hotel she stays at>>walk her to her hotel>>make sure she gets into her room and place her on the couch>>go back out and enjoy the rest of my night knowing that some shitskin will not be able to rape herI've talked to girls and the amount of stories where they tell me they woke up and couldn't remember anything, and it turned out her friends explained guys got her place and didn't touch her. What funny in some of the stories, she was so out of it she just stripped naked and jumped into the bed the guys rolled their eyes and just left.
>>84296639Look at her in disgust, walk on feeling a sense of despair for the state of society.
>>84296639I would want to help, but worried I'd get accused of something else.
>>84297278>I would want to helpWhy? She is a whore
>>84297282Because if people are in a time of need and you can easily help them, you should. Everyone benefits from a little kindness.
>>84297316Except the world would be a better place if that whore died of hypothermia right then and there
>>84297056You don't count as human.
>>84297099Yes, he wants to fuck her
>>84297099not if he moonwalks>>84296639It happened to me. My friends made as if they hadnt seen her, but I stopped and got her up. The night was cold and she was as pic related, would probably die if unattended. I ordered a female friend to put her in the car and take her home. My cousin actually groped the girl on the backseat during the way
>>84297262dis nigga just quoted an entire greentext post!
>>84296639I wouldn't be there in the first place because I never go out at night. If somehow I was I would just keep walking
>>84296639Loot her for valuables and draw a Hitler mustache.
I feel like you have to be pretty stupid to mess with some diseased street whore like its not even about morality
Leave. Her poor decision-making is not my problem.Women, like brownoids, wouldn't help me regardless.
>in realitysee it and think 'wtf?!' but keep walking>what i know i should do but probably won't doreport a pass out who may be in need of medical attention to the authorities
>>84298010>report to the authorities>they say she's just drunk>you get fined $500 for wasting their time and also pay for the ambulance ride
>>84296639I live in a town without sidewalks let alone benches I wouldn't be seeing this shit at all
>>84298016that's not how shit works.if anything she's be fined for being passed out drunk in public
>>84296639if im with friends i'd take a group photo of us next to her hitting poses, print it out, and leave it there so she sees it when she wakes up.
>>84298274Are you carrying an inkjet printer on your person at all times?
>>84296639Check if she's responsive and drunk enough to pick up for sex, otherwise ignore her.
>>84298314nah xd ill find a way tho, i can take my time too she's probably not waking up soon
>>84296666>Fantasizing about that while demonstrating that you have complete situational unawareness Nice one mega Satan
>>84296639Order a curry to that location and walk away
I want to find a hot tranny like this and suck on her cock
>>84297027the only correct answer is eggs. there sure are a lot of newfags here.
>>84296639id ignore it if it was anywhere where other people are, if it was somewhere remote id either call the police or ignore it. i might think it was a trap or something set up by pedohunter adjacent groups
>>84297050>>84297065kek, leave him alone guys. dont sully his purity
>>84296639Lick her toes and if I like what I tasted, call an ambulance.
>>84296639I would laugh until my sides hurt and hang around to see if someone kidnaps her so I can laugh even harder.Stupid bitch lmao
>>84296639force feed her eggs and lock her in a basement, and there's some Saw like puzzle for her to escape
>>84296729Nah chad is mine not hers :3
>>84297316nobody does this though
>>84296639Quickly look around to see if anyone knows her or if others also are concerned. If no one steps in to help, try to communicate with her, ask how she's doing. Maybe call the cops. But i'd be careful to avoid transmitting dna or make it appear as if you're guilty of something. It's like stepping in to help a person being attacked and ending up attacked or later legally framed for excessive force or assault. The system (anarcho tyranny) is set up in a way that demonizes you for trying to do good.
>>84296639i only care about the sauce on this photo now i've seen it too many times wonder where it was
>>84299236>wonder where it wasLiterally anywhere in the UK on a friday night.
>>84296639Make sure she responds to stimuly, if notDoes she have a pulseAndsee if her chest is moving indicating breathing.Try to wake her stupid ass upIf failsTurn her to the side so she doesnt vomitCheck Her phone so i can call somebody to pick her ass up and drive her somewhere where she wont freeze to death. If fails, call an ambulance.If fails get an emergency blanket from my car (its just a blanket) cover her ass up and walk away.
>>84299260doubt it. maybe near a berlin club. a euro could tell by the beer cans
>>84299306Maybe, I don't recognise the blue can, and if there's any more degenerate than the average British city, it would be Berlin.
This pic is from 2011, the golden age of /fit/.
>>84296639If a tree falls something something and nobody notices then why not
>>84296679That's funny, haven't seen that in a while
>>84299289>do all of the above>end up in jail because of bullshit law-making
>>84296639prob take a pic to send to friends and then call the cops on her ngl
