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They're waiting just for you anon!
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>>84296686
Christianity is for retards and the unconsoled, old school atheism is back and we're not going to try and be nice again this time.
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>>84296695
You weren't nice the first time either. Only Christians are ever nice to people.
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>>84296686
Theyre not. Ive been attending church daily pretty much ever since i was born and it was always old people and young men.
Never seen a woman below 50 at church
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>>84296695
atheists dont breed and politics is genetic, you lost
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>>84296865
asia
ussr
nazi germany
>>84296710
sold america out to israel award
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>>84296865
Why is your testosterone so low though?
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>>84296686
>Why, just look at me and all my hag friends!
>All of us wrinkly, caked in makeup and roastie toastie!
>We're willing to get on our knees... for Jesus!
>body counts obviously >10 across the board
I don't get it, am I supposed to be interested...?
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>>84296686
>*hits bong*
>Dude, you're just oppressive and you don't know how to be friends with Jesus dude
>so what if our priest is a woman and we hold our "mass" in a warehouse after the AA meeting is over?
>Yeah, our congregation respects trans rights and we accept divorced women but you worship Mary dude.
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>>84296686
Women really thought they could collectively reject us during our prime years and nothing bad would come from that.
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>>84296686
>things that never happened
Women dont go to church
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>>84296686
I have no interest in people who post on modern social media.
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>>84296686
The whore is committing adultery in my mind and being a self serving egotistical cunt
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Do these megachurches even have a affiliation to any denomination? I see them everywhere. They're always packed.
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>>84297916
Commonly they call themselves non-denominational
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>>84296686
None of these women are worth talking to and let alone sharing a seat with. Idolizing religious whores is pure unadulterated cope and beyond retarded.
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>>84297916
They are called "non-denominational" because they are full of good feelings and only good feelings
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>>84297943
>non-denominational
In other words, kike affiliated.
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>>84296686
All of the abrahamic religions need to fucking die out
The real truth is in esoterica
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>>84297950
Yup, they pull at heart strings and turn people into fiddles
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>>84297954
If what you say us true then you wouldn't need a name to go with it
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>>84296980
Asian culture is built upon religion, rituals and superstition you uncultured swine
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>>84296686
Religion is dumb traditional conservative bullshit. Females should reject god and embrace progressive leftism, and should settle for leftist incels rather than wanting trad hypermasculine chads.
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>>84297019
I want to be a Catholic priest bros, or maybe a friar.
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>>84296686
They are single for a reason
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>>84297007
>men who are retarded apes can't process the thought that there is more to the universe than their dicks.
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>>84298497
I processed the thoughts your braindead religion produces very well actually, I then rejected that for being retarded.
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>>84296686
yes, that's right
leave out the part where every single one of them have had BBC in all 3 holes
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Lmao that's not even a real church. It's one of those circus type places they have in the US where a "pastor" (basically a random guy who decided to call himself a priest one day out of the blue, without having being ordained by the Church) says random stuff about the Bible he saw online, puts on a show, dances and then demands donations lmao.
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>>84296695
>old school atheism
Its for edgy teenagers, is dying and you know it. Church attendance is sky rocketing (and I mean the real churches, not that 'prosperity gospel' bullshit pushed by heretics.
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>>84298538
Idk i live in a town which a huge church and were like 10 every sunday. Im the only one whose below 50. Idk where this revival is. Never met a religious woman too
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>>84298550
Protestantism has somewhat lost its way and certainly where I live the attendance numbers are very low, Catholic churches on the other hand are getting busier and busier with more young converts being baptized and confirmed every Easter. Seems the modern youth are yearning more for belonging and structure in their lives, pretty sure they're starting to see there's more to life than wanking over TikTok. Couldn't come soon enough. What denomination is your town church?
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>>84298538
>AI slop
I'm not worshipping your jew on a stick.
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>>84298572
Catholic. I live in western europe so the only protestants here are africans.
Never seen young people at church safe for a few young men. Churches are all empty here too
>more and more converts are being baptized
Thats what i hear too but it doesnt reflect itself in church attendance
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i bet the all fuck random dudes durring the week
never believe womens bullshit
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>>84296686
My Church only has old or middle aged married women.
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>>84296686
I'm not waiting for them thoughever.
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>>84296980
>ussr
multiple republics were strongly christian, armenia and georgia being two
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Young women don't go to any church worth going to. That church looks like a megachurch which just puts on rock concerts to manipulate the emotions. At my church, which is a conventional protestant church, the only young single women are under 18 and go with their parents. There might be one or two 35 year old spinsters.
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>>84296686
All those hags have the super versions of STDs that are antibiotics-resistant. And they aren't even attractive nor mentally stable enough to date and hagmaxx.
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Fyi, Christman men and nerds are where the sluts go to find provider husbands once they are done riding the cock carousel of their twenties
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>>84299264
Bullshit and you are coping and spread anti christian propaganda.
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women my age don't go to the catholic church. if they go to a church, they go to non-denominational ones. i'm not religious, but if I was, I'd return to christianity because of cultural compatibility. anyway, women are larpers if they are returning to Christianity and won't be my trad wife.
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>>84296686
walled hoes looking for betabux in an american meat market megachurch lmaooooo
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>>84299273
That's a sexist stereotype you chud incel!
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>>84298643
It does here in Bongistan, not just older people either. At least 30-40% of attendees are young / below 30.
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>>84298615
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence." - Anon
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>>84299805
Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.
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>>84296686
In the test chamburr
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>>84298538
>church attendance is going up
IQ is going down.
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>>84296686
>I keep hearing Christian men say they can't find a godly woman
>Implying
A women in a church makes them godly like a mouse in a stable makes it a horse.
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God made me a manlet to ensure that I will die alone. Church isn't the trad wife dispenser for chuds.
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>>84298643
Charlie Kirk's assassination caused a noticeable uptick in young adults attending church after they googled his name and saw what he was standing up for and who killed him and why.

So it's mostly related to bongland
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>>84300652
true but apparently that spike didn't last forever
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>>84296686
Why would she be filming a tiktok during service?
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>>84297019
>fag catholics making fun of the faggier type of protestants
nigga you worship a painting of some guy with long hair
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>>84296686
If they're saved, I hope they find the best possible husband and have as many kids as possible. May God's will be done.

>>84300116
>Church isn't the trad wife dispenser for chuds.
This is true, but a good church will lead to you growing up somewhat.
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>>84296865
then how come conservatives have been getting BTFO for the last 250 years despite constantly outbreeding leftists?



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