Strapons are to women what stilts are to short kings
>>84297301wow, just fucking wow anon...
>>84297301I'm a fan of strap ons.
>>84297698That's not true, that's just what you want to be true. Women don't care about being able to penetrat, why even would they?
>>84297711It does not take away my desire to have an Amazonian beauty use one on me.
>>84297301no strap ons are fake and gay. i wish i had a real cock to properly penetrate and dominate cute pretty sad eye white boys but i never will.
>>84297833too bad you're a dickless smoothcrotch eh?
>>84297301They're more of a "prosthetic" in my opinion
>>84297833You know you can facefuck a guy against your pussy? Or straddle and ride him forcefully while choking him out? Not that he would enjoy it!!!
>>84297925Is leaving a snail trail the most potent thing a pussy can do? That's lame anon :/
>>84297947I'm pretty sure he might choke on pussy juices if she's wet enoughand riding can be very overstimulating and turns some men into quickshots, then she can keep riding while he's sore and sensitive after cummingif she wants to asphyxiate him she has to use her hands or a strap-on though, sorry
>>84298050Yeah, I guess unless she uses a prosthetic penis (strapon) she's just going to be as impotent as a nullo :/
>>84297301this doesnt even make any sense i dont need fucking lifts or stilts to do what i need to dobut women need strapons if they want to fuck instead of get fucked
>>84297925i already desire to do this but it is not enough.
>>84297301Something nobody actually uses? Agreed.
>>84298090>if they want to fuck instead of get fuckedhence the usage of the "stilts" as an image. Because without them, they can only experience getting fucked, a single side of the sexual act
>>84298125yeah but i dont need stilts to fuck as a short guy they NEED strapons to fuck
>>84298142a strapon is a stilt for women's crotch :P
>>84297301Well no it's not because you aren't going to be shamed for using a strap on. If you put socks in your shoes, that's meant to be a secret in order to appear taller than you are. It's lying. Whereas guys ask for you to use a strapon. They're fully aware. That's not lying.As a short king, I would 100% use stilts if my gf wanted me to or if she wouldn't be perturbed by it. The main reason it can't be a thing is because it's too easy to fall with them. Granted, I'm also open to doing things like wearing the alien cock dicksleeve, so I'm objectively correct about everything.
>>84298474>Well no it's not because you aren't going to be shamed for using a strap onYes because my fetish is to humiliate women for not having a penis :)And how powerless they are against my butt.
>>84297301I literally have no idea what this means. Someone explain
>>84299706Imagine walking on dildos.
>>84297301This has to be the most retarded shit ever, she literally wouldn't feel a thing from that
>>84297925I think this only works in imagination. I can't imagine this working in real life.I could easily be overpowered and taken off
>>84299706short king: can't into uppies bc no lengthfemale: smooth dickless crotch can't into holes because no dick
>>84297925>girl tries to rape me by giving me snail trails on face>nibbles her clitwow so scared anon
