You ever cum before bed then wake up with your dickhole glued shut?
ii used to be a main character but now i'm washed up and irrelevantthat's life
>>84297900Well at least you wash, that's an achievement compared to the rest of this board.
>>84297908actually most of this board is comprised of normies who are desperate to fit in. you're basically hitting on the extreme minority of classic nerd from ages ago
>>84297914Next time just reply with "lol" please.
>>84297888And then you go to the toilet to piss and you piss all over yourselfOr you pull up your pants and your dick tip rips off of your pantsJfl, trials and tribulations of having a dick, femoids will never know