I need to eat a milfs asshole so bad bros. I had a dream about it last night and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it for months. Unfortunately IDK how to get them to want me.
I think when dreams like this happen that it truly happened in a parasomnism episode
unironically once dreamt that I was eating out my mom's asshole
>>84298039This illustration is me and my wife. How did you get this?
>>84298015I always sleep like shit and rarely for longer than six hours, so maybe.>>84298039I think incest is hot in concept but I'm not attracted to my actual family.
>>84298074Exactly. It's hot but in abstract perfect world way, deattached from before and after points of time. Real life incest just sucks even as an idea, could never imagine having sex with any of my relatives, shit's disgusting. But in a porn world it's hot.This also applies to 100% of my fetishes. In a fantasy? Hot. In real life? Disgusting.
>>84298465whats the approximate attractiveness of your relatives? I thought the same about my objectively attractive mom before an event that "short circuited" my brain happened. Its probably the same for most people; stumbling upon their nudes, catching them bending over in the shower, sitting in your lap in a cramped car and inadvertently hotdogging your cock, playfully shoving their bare feet in your face if you're a footfag or a foot massage, seeing them in some skimpy bikini you didn't know they had etc. You need that one definitive moment that will make you never look at them in the same way again.
>>84298510I've seen both my mom and dad naked (when I was a child, but still, engraved into my mind pretty well), and they both are not ashamed to be almost naked around me. I just don't feel anytyhing. When you all have been through so much, looking at someone in a sexual way is not only impossible, but also repulsive.I suppose it's a different story for some of you who grew up in american suburbs, without many roadblocks in life, but my family went through poverty and war together. Even discussing something like this on this thread makes me want to vomit. It's not something I can fully describe with words.
>>84298625not american suburbs but yeah I didnt go through war. Which war if you are comfortable with sharing? I perfectly understand how hardships can prevent you from developing such feelings. Comfort breeds demons.
>>84298625btw you didnt answer how attractive are your relatives
>>84298653I'm ukrainian, so we went through 2008 crisis, then 2014 invasion, and then 2022 which is when I forever left my home. I don't want to sound like a bitch venting in a thread about milf bumholes, but I'm just trying to paint a picture. Most people who want to fuck their parents probably grew up in comfortable conditions + associate relatives with easier times.>>84298657I feel really weird sharing this but I think both of them are objectively attractive, mtn and mtb atleast (im an incel though).
>>84298008my gf has 3 kids and lets me sniff and eat her asshole out whenever i want. on her period now but when it's gone next weekend she's gonna let me eat her shit
If a woman has vertical butthole it means she's taken a lot of dick mileage in her bum. Not sure how to feel about it honestly. My future wife will not be allowed to take any kind of contraceptive because they are harmful to the body and fuck with the weak mind of a woman. So unless specifically trying to make babies I will use her butt as a pragmatic method of getting my due benevolence. Basically anal only lifestyle with all kink and perversion removed. It's just how we make love, I won't make a big deal of it, and instead act like it's the most natural thing in the world. Initiate sex, grease up with coconut oil, quick in and out, cuddle till sleep time. Marriage isn't hard if the leader understands the basic premises and doesn't make a big deal. Husband makes money, provides food and shelter, safety, logistics, and big maintenance/repairs. Wife plays support, efficiently manages tho money and household, cooks, cleans, small maintenance/repairs, and sex. As long as each one faithfully and diligently fulfills their roles and provides due benevolence there is never any problems.
>>84298008Would you eat the ass even if it was hairy?
>>84299852Dear lord, even Abu Ghraib would be preferable than marrying a freak like you
>>84300832Most men want to be cucked wives instead of normal husbands. They let their wife work and shirk cleaning, cooking, and sex duties. So you will have a much easier time finding a man inferior to me who matches your preference for role reversal.
>>84300795I have a strong preference for fur on the burger.
>>84300795i would at least try it. yea
>>84298008my ex was 39 and the second or third time we fucked i plopped her up on my kitchen counter where i was licking her and asked if i could lick her butthole and she said yes and thank you for asking first lol
>I need to eat a milfs asshole so bad bros. I had a dream about it last night and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it for months. Unfortunately IDK how to get them to want me.F. They won't let me fuck their cunt or ass.
