The Easter bunny is a second rate Santa Claus. Firstly, unlike Santa, nobody knows where this anthropomorphic rabbit lives. Secondly, he doesn't bring you presents, he only gets you a bunch of eggs and candy in a basket that he randomly hides around your house. Nigga doesn't even put it under any sort of tree or nothin', just leaves it up to you to find it. Thirdly, he has no known factory, no workers or elves, no reindeer, no family, nothing like that. The lore behind him is extremely fucking vague. Also if you're naughty, he will literally shit in your Easter basket and you'll get rabbit poop instead of sweets. At least Santa has the fucking decency to give you coal.
>>84298447Goyslop bunny giving children diabetes
>>84298453Hello Rabbi Menachem Scholomo Shekelbergenstein, are you celebrating Pesach?
>>84298447>nobody knows where this anthropomorphic rabbit lives. Underground>just leaves it up to you to find it.Superior>he has no known factory, no workers or elves, no reindeer, no family, nothing like that. The lore behind him is extremely fucking vague. Chad mysterious loner>Also if you're naughty, he will literally shit in your Easter basket and you'll get rabbit poop instead of sweets.holy based
>>84298517>UndergroundWhere underground? In what country? In what continent? Santa Claus lives at the North Pole. Where is this nigga at? >SuperiorHe intentionally plays mind games with you. It's fucked up.>Chad mysterious lonerMore like incel loser. >holy basedNo it's disgusting.
>>84298555>Where is this nigga at? Underground>He intentionally plays mind games with you.Based>More like incel loser.You just wish you were as cool and mysterious and hid eggs to make people happy.>No it's disgusting.Don't be evil, then. Otherwise you'll get the rabbit pellets. I'm thinking based.Santa abuses reindeer, eats your cookies and milk, and is a big fatty.
