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i want my last words to be "lettuce ketchup"
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i think they say that at the end of prayers on easter
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well as an interesting aside i did learn this about lettuce
>https://sites.lsa.umich.edu/mqr/2015/05/lettuce-and-kings-the-power-struggle-between-horus-and-set-2/
>Isis at morning time went carrying the semen of Horus to the garden of Set and said to Set's gardener: "What sort of vegetable is it that Set eats here in your company?" So the gardener told her: "He doesn't eat any vegetable here in my company except lettuce." And Isis added the semen of Horus onto it. Set returned according to his daily habit and ate the lettuce, which he regularly ate. Thereupon he became pregnant with the semen of Horus.
>Unbeknownst to Set, he ate lettuce along with Horus' semen, where it was held in his body as in a woman's body for conception.
you think people ever actually do stuff like that?
in jail they used to save and dry out the lettuce from the dinner trays to smoke later and it was called jerome bettis



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