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Would you be mad if a woman said you had "boyfriend dick" in this manner?
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are you hoping to get a funny response you can repost on a 4chan-themed reddit from this?
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Sane women don't say things like that. This dialogue is a manipulation tactic. She's intentionally trying to dock his self esteem so she has greater control over him and the relationship. She may even have intentions to open the relationship and pressure into an ultimatum about sacrificing their intimacy and exclusivity for her pleasure.
If I were in a relationship and a woman said this I would break things off immediately.
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>>84299255
I'd dump her instantaniously
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>>84299290
Sane women don't exist in the normiesphere anymore. But you are entirely correct.
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>>84299255
I think so, yes. Why are you asking?
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Cock size is such a cosmic joke. That regardless if any personal achievements, your value to the opposite sex can and will be gauged by your genetics alone. This prison of flesh disgusts me.
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what's the cutoff for boyfriend dick?

I'm at 6.5 and every pussy is different. Some asian pussies are tight and get absolutely destroyed while some latina pussies are black holes that can absorb the biggest cock ever
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>>84299334
your current size + 1
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it's just copycat ragebait, can't you see? almost identical pattern to the other posts where the woman says her partner is not good enough to be one night stand and said partner goes on reddit am i overreacting???
you are discussing made up shit as if it were real
it's dumb
wake up sheeple
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>>84299290
Anon why are you bullshitting. Think about it for two seconds. Her description is entirely plausible if you ever spoke to a woman ever. Oh wait nevermind I forgot wht board I'm on.
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>>84299255
This would never happen to me because I would never date a non-virgin
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>>84299255
>would you be mad if your girl said that you have a small dick?
nigga what the fuck do you think
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>>84299320
my dick is big and im a 27 yr old virgin and women wont even look at me. so youre wrong.
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If she's chopped or has any flaws I'd dump her immediately.

If she's a 10/10 I'd go cuck mode honest answer
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Shit like this is why you should only be with a virgin
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>>84299375
you just ain't doin' it right
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>>84299255
5-6 inches is on the small side
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>>84299369
But that's not saying you have a small dick. She'd just be saying you have an average dick that isn't amazing like her hookup chads.
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>>84299424
It's pretty clear sign she'll cheat on you
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>>84299418
stop baiting. and demoralizing.
>>84299424
>She'd just be saying you have an average dick that isn't amazing
this is the issue itself. if my particular dick isn't amazing for her particular pussy, then why is she with me in the first place? that makes no logical sense.
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that's why u cope like clav does and say why would you care about her pleasure? just fuck another woman
>inb4 i want a stable marriage with a woman that loves me
lol
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>>84299255
I don't really see the issue with boyfriend dick. This guy knew his dick was normal size already. Her point about not wanting to get railed by a monster hog every day of her life is true and realistic. Despite the extreme porno you all watch, most women do not brutalize their holes with rubber horse cocks every day. They have little regular size dildos and vibrators and so on that they use. Even if they do have monsters in the collection for the novelty, they only get them out once in a while.

What is the alternative, if your dick is normal size? Find a weird mutant dwarf who could not possibly fit more than you inside her, and your average dick IS the limit that takes warmup and recovery? Packing enjoyable, midrange size, daily use dick is completely fine. That said, >>84299290 this is correct. Bringing it up specifically to tell him it's lacking but good enough to settle with is pretty much an abuse tactic, even if the reality of the boyfriend dick situation is not that bad otherwise.
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>>84299443
Well because she's saying amazing dick makes her sore so she can't have sex often, but an "okay" dick doesn't do that, yet does the job okay. Hence boyfriend dick.
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>>84299424
Different words same point you dense mofo
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>>84299443
because she can't be with hookup chad mclongjohnson, just to have you as a dreadful imp she keeps around as an emotional tampon and workhorse to do random chores which she rewards with monthly sex
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>>84299454
you are missing the point. this is not good enough for a stable, long lasting relationship, because it isn't amazing enough for her.
Look, a lot of people only have sex like once a week. Do you think her prer and sore is an issue if her libido is diving the dumpster and she gets railed once a week tops? Males be jerking 3+ times a day anyway.
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>>84299465
right. so the relationship is bs and we should break up. that's a logical conclusion.
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i would be upset because that means she hooked up with alot of guys. my penis is average, if thats not good enough for a roastie it means shes used up. being upset that your dick is 3 inches is perfectly udnerstandable but men with 5 or 6 inch dicks crying about it is weird, its like 5'8 guys larping as oppressed manlets
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>>84299499
as someone 6'3 with a big dick I'd be turned on if she told me this and would want to run trains on her with bigger dicks. Which is practically getting cucked but I want to get off too
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>>84299519
must be absolutely brutal to be a fat dick beefcake with a sph/cuck fetish. good luck
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>everyone is just lying all the time
>I don't care that it's a commonly experienced problem, it's not real
>if you think it's real you're also lying and ragebaiting
do you enjoy playing pretend all day?
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>>84299571
its just a fantasy of mine and only with an imaginary 10/10. I just pretend to be normal otherwise
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>>84299255
I wouldn't be upset, hell I'd probably still see her, but a comment like that would instantly take her out of consideration for marriage
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>>84299350
Bro he's right that shit happened to me to the t.
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>>84299255
I would be leave her instantly. My dick is 7.5 inches, it's fucking gigantic. If a woman ever told me it was not that big I would immediately think she's a huge whore and run for the hills.
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>>84299334
I'm about your size, as well. and I'm absolutely scared to even stare at a Latina because most I know have taken 20 cocks, at the same time, that are all 10 inches it seems.
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>>84299620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA
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>>84299255
oh look, it is another episode of "I'm dating a non-virgin and now I'm bothered she has had experiences before"

>>84299290
She pushed the subject knowing very well what she wanted to say. Women like taking jabs at men to see what happens, and nowadays few men are willing to do what is necessary.
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>>84299654
FALSE.

If a woman likes or respects you, she will only bring this kind of topic up when prompted by her man.

And even then she will drop only tidbits to gauge your reaction ("Once a Co worker whipped his huge dick out and I only touched it teehee").

If she takes a full on jab like that unprompted she doesn't respect you in the slightest and honestly hates you
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I'm average and recently got an Asian girl and it takes a lot of foreplay to get her wet enough and dilated enough to fit my dick in. I told her jokingly I wish I was smaller which was a stupid thing to say but honestly in that moment I did. Now when I think of boning her again I get anxiety I won't be able to fit it in. And honestly the tightness didn't make it feel any better but I'm circumcized and recently quit prone masturbation after 20 years of it (I'm 32 and finally lost virginity at 29) so I could barely feel anything anyway.
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>>84299670
>If she takes a full on jab like that unprompted she doesn't respect you in the slightest and honestly hates you
Trve Nvke btw
that guy prob already behaved like a cuck or like a weak man atleast
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>>84299670
She doesn't respect him because he won't do what is necessary.
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>>84299290
It's a known cuck fanfiction from 3 years ago.
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>>84299698
But did she like it, you didnt say that part.
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>>84299255
I have a relatively thick dick and the last time I had sex, it took me like ten minutes to slowly work it into the girl, even after foreplay. Real life isn't porn.
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how come every time the penis subject comes up r9k incels start bragging about their gigantic dicks? nobody believes that the average penis size of shut in virgins aand miserable failed normies is 10 inches
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>>84299971
some of us, myself included are trvcels, sigma ubermenschen, you can not hope to comprehend us
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>>84299936
She contracted so much after I called her good girl that it pushed me out of her.
There's no way she was faking her pleasure.
Unfortunately I didn't finish because I've only finally learned to jerk off normally again so I still have death grip syndrome.
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>>84300005
>good girl
I can never figure out how or when to deliver this right, it's completely unnatural to me, i'm much more of a 'slut, whore, bitch' dirty talker than this and it comes off weird or with wrong timing or some shit every time. tips on how to make this land right??
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>>84299670
Yeah but the full jab is like a perfect set up for 'corrective' sex though. don't girls like that?
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>>84300181
why are you all sex having chads
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>>84299418
well i have a statistically top tier dick 8x5.8 and have been cheated on. i have had sex with girls that never came back for more so dick size is not the key to happiness. one thing i do attribute to my dick size is the fact ive made every girl ive fucked (4) orgasm from penetration alone.
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>>84300256
i'm a sex having autist, i'm good looking enough due to sheer genetic luck to get them in bed but there is near zero chance of them sticking around because i am a highly optimized ick producing machine
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>>84299255
nah, in 1st place being a boyfriend nowadays is for simps and dumb fucks kek
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>>84300256
Because I was a virgin til 28 and finally got laid and started overcompensating because I don't care about women anymore. I mean I'm a tryhard with 5 dating apps installed and low success rate but I do get some now and then.
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>>84300300
See, I have never had a chick orgasm from penetration, and my dick has a similar thickness to yours (slightly thicker) and is shorter. Mostly it's just uncomfortably edging it in followed by slightly painful sex and complaints. Chances are I just have terrible technique.
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>>84299255
>Caring about what foids say or think in the big 2026
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>>84299255
>>84299290
i dont know every single time iam with women in private they are just bullshitting and not giving a shit. less than 1% of what a women says should be taken serious. she probably made that "boyfriends dick" up on the spot and didnt even knew where she tried to go with it. probably forgot she said it the moment he left the room. women really are like that, just talk but no brain.
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>>84300411
theres a lot that could contribute to it. the 4 girls i fucked all initiated it and were horny as fuck when we did it so maybe that was it. i am also too long for doggystyle and cant be fully deepthroated so half my dick will always be unsucked. the pain thing is crazy too because itll be feeling great for me but they need to try a different position.. its just the way life is, nothing is ever going to be perfect and porn has ruined a lot of peoples minds.
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>>84300449
stop defending women.
>less than 1% of what a women says should be taken serious.
I'm taking it serious. And I judge them as people based on the difference between their words and their actions.
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>>84300200
>Yeah but the full jab is like a perfect set up for 'corrective' sex though. don't girls like that?
this retarded bullshit only works in fantasies. or maybe with people with poor emotional control and low intelligence. If I'm getting angry, I'll get the fuck out and do something else entirely instead.
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>>84299255
More cuck shit from the brave "at least were not incels" of reddit. These are the men that tell you all you need to do is to take a shower and go outside.
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I dated a black girl that would joke around that she needed a BBC. mind you Im a strong seven inches, maybe even seven and half. dumped her not long after she started cracking those jokes
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>>84299255
Any other Museum-cucks here?
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>>84300657
>"boyfriend dick" but for personality
Oh no no no museum bros...
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>>84299255
You should permabanned for any posts relating to reddit
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>>84300690
Cranky cus you have boyfriend dick arentcha
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>>84300657
this is why you dont allow your gf to have unwed female friends. only happily married female friends and her own family members allowed.
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>>84300681
We used to have a meme called Loomer for that.
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>>84300657
>women are the romantic gender
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>>84300731
I feel attacked.
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>>84299418
Korean male poster here, the one with the 3" asian male pp.

I'd love to have 5-6 inches...
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>>84299971
copie

Consider the asian men on this board probably don't like to talk about their big dicks and all the BWC posters enjoy their size and are more likely to talk about it.
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>>84301105
why did you bring up race randomly dumbass
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>>84299255
isn't there a bit about this on cumtown
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I've known three different women who told me stories about how they had a hook up with a guy with a huge dick and didn't enjoy it. Two of them said it hurt enough to stop the sex and finish orally. Only one liked it enough but dumped the guy quickly after his personality was too unstable.
Big dick is good but not everything. They'll gladly choose a guy with a better face and a smaller dick. That's just how it is
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>>84299255
>have fwb
>im 5'1 inches
>she's loving my dick very much
>legit thought I was 6 inches until I corrected her

guys please stop listening to demoralization propaganda
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boyfriend genitals
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>>84300200
Correct her with what, exactly?
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>>84300731
>>84301087
Same, don't post that shit here. This is a fren board, sometimes.
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>>84299255
Would you be mad if a girl said you have a girl friend dick?

I would cry



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