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What is something you have done which has guaranteed you a place in hell?
>Despite growin up tradcath
>I was always a turbo coomer and glutton
>Used to steal food and supplies from school
>Despite my family being upper middle class in Portugal
>Jerked off in a condom to my aunt's feet while she slept
I'm pretty fucked up
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>>84300423
I though this was pretty mild until the last green sentence. Kill yourself ASAP.
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>>84300433
I'm an autist who grew up with no access to fap material and my sister was turbo sexual. I have excessive testosterone so I was doomed from the start.
>Dad is a catholic Arab who works as a physics professor and mom is a fugly mameluca chef
>Moved to Portugal (from Brazil) and dad bought a big home and a next door villa which mom ran as a B&B
>Was a kid as my big brother went to university so I grew up with my big nerdy sister and baby sis
>Sometimes at night my sperg 12 y/o ass would spy on guests and play tetherball and PS3 with kids
>One summer night this huge Swedish marine was staying in the villa and I hear cool music
>I peeped in a window and under the glow of a lava lamp my naked big sister sucked a huge pink cock
>Her golden body was bent over the couch as the pale chad fucked her and her huge brown tits flopped
>Her thick hair was sweaty as she yelled and I got a thrilling boner in my trunks and fapped twice
>3 years later a Dutch family stayed in the villa and the young son got big sis pregnant
Dad was mad and put sis in the villa during her pregnancy. I felt bad so I gave her my wages from my part time job. Often massaged her feet and back with coconut oil. I spent my free time with her watching anime and playing pool. As I massaged her I got boners she ignored but sometimes she put condoms on me and gave me handjobs. She birthed 2 blond blue eyed boys. I hate it but seeing her Dutch boys sucking on her big tits gave me boners because it reminded me of her fucking. I ended my lust for her around the boys. She moved to the city for her job and me and my parents are raising her boys. I'm proud to be a chad honorary father. I'm glad she improved our family's gene pool.
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>>84300457
For reference my sister has a face like a young tandi with thicker hair but a thicc pornstar body.
>yes she gave me handjobs
>She even gave me a few blowjobs on my birthdays
>But it wasn't grooming
>We agreed that real sex would be too taboo
>I always felt comfortable and safe
My female online friend found out and tried to gaslight me into thinking my sister raped me.
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>>84300506
feia pra caralho
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>>84300457
>>84300506
Not even reading this shit, you should kill yourself stat.
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>>84300528
>feia pra caralho
Ela e bastante popular entre os homens alfa
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There is nothing that can condemn you to Hell other than unrepentance, or taking the mark of the beast.
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I 69'd a prostitute yesterday. She wouldn't let me go full-insertion because I hadn't paid enough. I think I might go back next month and do it.
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>>84300574
Aren't u scared of STD's? Isn't prostitute pussy fucked up?
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>>84300423
I dry humped two of my cousins when I was 12 and 14 respectively. I also constantly lie and pretend I'm busy to avoid attachment even if I promise someone that I'll try harder for them.
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>>84300423
>guaranteed you a place in hell
not accepting Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. basically all my pain follows that one commitment
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>>84300834
I did, and it got me raped.
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>I was underage gay for pay.
>When I was 21, I sucked off a friend while drunk and pretended I didn't remember anything the next day.
>My first roommate had me give him hand jobs so he could "build stamina."
>I used to steal a lot
>I target straight or married men on my Grindr account.
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>>84300744
Nah, this one was as pretty as a peach. Little mileage, sure, but not exactly 'meat curtains.' She was Chinese.
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>>84300457
Ja li isto antes.
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>>84300506
You know some of us have used this board for years, right? I know you've posted different versions of this story tens of tens of times, every time with different ethnicities. What could possibly compel you to do this? Obviously you jerk off to it, but it seems very compulsive
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>>84301053
Another example of this guy's weird larp. Someone please take this guy's electronics away
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>>84301069
Shameless samefagging but jesus christ, what is your problem man
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>>84300423
Sin even once.
>James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
Thankfully God sent his Son, that anyone could make to heaven, because he saw that all men had sinned, and had compassion on us.
>Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
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>>84301053
>>84301069
>>84301081
goddamn based grudgeposter
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>>84300423
>What
Lying since i learned to talk
Violent since i could raise my arms
Kicked out of Sunday school when i was 6 for asking too many questions
Stole everything not bolted down since i was 9
I drove a stolen bright orange Golf around an entire summer just for fun to see if i could
Threw my first house party at 11
Did drugs from 12
Meth until i got severely psychotic that ended with a spider eating it`s way trough my eyeball when i was 31 where i simply just stopped and started to turn things around
Fucked anything that could walk and a couple with paralegics for good measure
Been legally dead twice
Shot at, stabbed and electrocuted and paid them back in full with interests
Sentenced 4 times, spent 5 years 11 months and 4 days behind bars
but i`ve also saved the life of 3 people, a drowning, an mc accident where his leg was torn off and a gang rape attempt where i beat them to a pulp and did 3 years inside for "excessive use of force"
I`ve also been at several school and public events talking about my life as a cautionary tale, a ton of interventions, given away half my liver, my car and every cent i owned once to prove a point, so i leave it to God to figure out where i belong
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>>84301157
Based Christcuck sharing on Good Friday. God bless thread!
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>What is something you have done which has guaranteed you a place in hell?
I've gotten serviced by a transvestite a few times.



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