Mark Edwards MP edition
NO FILTER NEEDEDMONGBOY IS BANNED
How is it fair that my toned, big tit, big ass milf manager can wear tight clothes at work? Can an incel not work in a foid-free environment?
>>84303516Sounds fun. Love amateur sports me. Professional snooker is absolute dogshit, but amateur there is always the risk of them fucking up badly. Imagine the spaghetti spillage as amateur Big Bazz fails his double 16 for 9 darts in a row. Cinema
>>84303816>what's the projected utility of space exploration for us mere mortals?Are you asking what the utility of being able to access minerals and metals at potentially thousands of times greater concentration and purity vs mining on earth, as well as being orders of magnitude more abundant in an absolute sense?I mean, it's sort of self-evident, no? Yes, it's very good to have a e.g. million tons of ruthenium available on demand.
It's warming up de lids. Nice weather for an ice cold red bull oh aye x
>>84303845sorry lad, worded that poorly. i agree that would be useful which is what i was saying afterwards: it would even be hilarious if we immediately resolve all these climate/resource concerns by just farming space.i mean, what's the projected timescale? my dad was a toddler when the Moon landing happened. if i have grandkids, will they see routine space travel to help keep them warm and fed?
>>84303849I'm going to have some of co-ops finest own brand Lemonade in a bit once lunch/dunner has gone down, might treat myself to a bicuit with it.
>>84303834Question: I recognise the top one as HHLs. Who are the other two?
>>84303845and whoever controls it will create artificial scarcity (like with diamonds) so the prices won't be lowered even though the supply is 100x. Or it will be so expensive to actually retrieve the shit, that it won't be cost effective anyway.
>>84303849It's lush isn's it. Put my tomato seedlings in the growhouse today. Been keeping my eye on the weather and we have 3 days of the good stuff up norf.
>>84303834Made me laugh how your main enemy is there but then you randomly have BBQlad filtered. Fair enough.
Just done the lawns, out front was a disaster and now it's still a bit shit but shorter. Back is kind of a mess because wet winter and dogberg killed a lot of it, but that's shorter so at least it's easier to locate lumps of shit in it. Extremely slapdash job but the mower is slightly broken and it's the amount of energy I had available to devote to it. All I need to do is prepare the roast dins at some point in the next few hours and get a nice early night. I can manage it all, it's achievable, we can do it.
>>84303864One of them is definitely "BBQlad" trip. The other one I'm assuming is the other lad calling himself BBQlad who also made a trip. Might be wrong about that.
>>84303849nice one lad! me, i've had a Relentless i got from the shop yesterday AND a Xanax.making me forget about the general undereating problems and maybe i'll even shower and go outside. it's amazing how naturally resilient our bodies are when you fill them with chemicals x
Been on Testosterone for a few months now, my grey hairs are being replaced by jet black hairs (I'm blonde)??????
>>84303864Thank God mines not on there!
how fucking cynical and jaded do you have to be to have ANY qualms with this BBQlad guy?
>>84303878are you one of those female-to-males or are you a natal male?i am a male moid and are you saying there's a way to replace my childhood grey hairs with not-grey ones???
I feel like the scale of the difference is actually not fully grasped by people. I don't think I made this clear in my post>>84303845To give a bit better idea, let me give an example. There is one asteroid that has been identified called 16 Psyche (one out of the hundreds of millions in the solar system, of which we have evaluated maybe 0.00001% to any degree), which has been verified to contain the equivalent of 10,000 QUADRILLION dollars (assuming it was able to be liquidated all at once with no drop via supply-demand curves blah blah blah you get the idea) worth of platinum, gold and palladium. Of course in real terms it wouldn't be worth that much just due to how money works, but the point remains, there are INDIVIDUAL asteroids with enough precious metals in them to totally and permanently upend the entire economy. Superconductors the price of bicycles, lasers the price of torches, gaming mice with platinum used connections. The remaining bottlenecks will not be availability or price of components but ability to reshape the substrates themselves.
My trip isn't there, but then again I barely post here any more and haven't been on trip for a long while. I like to think I was a relatively positive poster though x
>>84303887natal male. I can only report what is happening to my hair, it's starting at my sideburns. I shave my head so idk whats going on up there, it's usually a mixture of grey when i tap the shaver head, I have MPB thats darker around the back.When i was young i had blonde hair on top, then ginger on the sides and darker around my jaw.
Did you know that women smell delightful while even the most passable trannies smell like your best mate or your dad
how do i stop being a neet at 29 with no bank account, never had a job, no national insurance, can't find and don't know my highschool exam grades & I dropped out in 4th year, dropped out of college and spent the last 10 years doing nothing.No birth cert, no bank, no id, no credit card, no debit card, never paid taxes, live at homewtf do i do
>>84303902I notice black men smell like my grandmothers carpet cleaner, pretty nasty.
>>84303885Pipe downs bbqlad
>>84303873Is that like posting with Shippy's avatars? Does that make him Shippy or was it Shippy all along. Oh my gawd, the misdirection and mind games on 4chan, the anonymous website. It could keep you awake all night caring, or not.>>84303881Maybe he's mind fucking you by not showing you that you're filtered. Maybe he has, and you reply to him. That begs the question, does he have stubs showing so he can see you have been filtered? And if he does have stubs enabled, does he have a look to see what you've posted? Therefore, defeating the purpose of filtering you or anyone else.
>>84303908This is an impossible situation unless you're an immigrant.
>>84303885Pipe the fudge downs you bbq infused mong
Found a weird rock in the front garden, feels kind of metally. What do you reckon the chances are it's a meteorite? Seems farfetched.
>>84303864Different variations of the BBQlad gimmick
>>84303873Fair enough, I dont use it now after getting put right by another anon, seethemong whips out his verified thingy if I put a foot wrong.
>>84303945No but I did ask if Brian wanted an omelette
>>84303950So which BBQlad is the original?I assume it's verified BBQlad or how else would he have got verified?
>>84303936Try see if it attracts a magnet.
>>84303950>after getting put right by another anonYeah you got called out for being cringe ( https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84268786/#84269495 ), and rightly so. Nice to see you've learnt the error of your ways lad. Well done. Not seethemong, just another anonymous poster who is sick of gimmicks.
>>84303958No way of telling unfortunately, it is me but without the trip (without the veri thing) , put it this way, am so inept at this stuff I thought I had to use a trip if I bought a pass, didnt even know you could verify. To my doppelganger , best thing to do now is remove the (verified) bit if you want to keep pretending to be me xHi lollers! X
>>84303964Alas no reaction to a fridge magnet
>>84303936Looks like a poorly formed iron slag rock. But what do I know? >>84303943What do you think the psychology is behind this 'gimmick' of an ordinary everyday person posting on 4chan as an ordinary everyday person?
>>84303967You crushed BBQlad's dreams before they began. Not right.
>>84303967Fair enough anon lid, again I am grateful for the education x
>>84303980Screw that. Do what you want. You're a tripchad. Don't listen to the plebs.
>>84303927no, i'm a native. i've just been a burden on my father and he's supported my self destruction for years, i do everything I can to basically cost as little as I can, i do house work to try to minimize my impact on the house finances. definitely not an immigrant, just a retard.If you want to read my pathetic sob story I wrote last night during a massive depressive episode and drinking you can read what i posted on /adv/ last night. >>>/adv/34407205Someone told me to post on /britfeel/
The virgin posting anonymously because you're shy/a wrongunThe chad shamelessly self aggrandising through unwarranted tripcode usage
>>84303984You sound like this Turkish bloke who used to post here
Who's back off to work tomorrow?I know i'm not.Why you ask?Just can't work, it just isn't for some of us.
>>84303984Holy fuck leave.Leave 4chan.The crabs here will eat you alive.
>>84303881Neither is mine, guess i'm not important enough.
>>84303994def not turkish. as native as native could be>>84303997the problem is i've been on this shithole site for like 17 years now. Wtf do you mean the crabs will eat you alive. I know I'm opening myself up for trolling and people being cunts to me but I actually have no clue where to even begin getting my shit life back on track
>>84303987Ha, never considered it like that. Definitely wasnt what I was trying to project. Just a normie mong lurker me freed from the captchas by a credit card x
>>84303984You obviously have had ID at some point if you have used those NHS services. When I moved GP surgeries last year I had to go in and show them my passport. You wouldn't use the NHS for months/years and nothing like that ever came up. So it sounds more like your parents haven't explained something properly. You obviously will have had a birth certificate at some point. You can get a replacement for 10 quid.
If I were to stop posting my anime reaction images, 'avatarfagging', as some would call it. How often do you think other lads would be accused of being me 'posting off avatar'?>>84303996>Who's back off to work tomorrow?Not me. And I do not give a fuck if anyone else is, wagie or neet, I simply do not care. Looking after number one, I am. You can all DIAF for all I care.
>>84304003Might be because your 'spark you out' days are behind you now? Unless you fancy a cheeky sparksesh x
>>84303984You sound like Ruthmong if he was a real person instead of a gimmick
>>84304015the GP I use is the same GP I've always went to since birth so I've never needed to use ID. I call up and they ask my name, check it on their database and say "OK!" I've never moved GPs because I've always lived in the same area, the only times I've moved houses has been within the same 20 minute walking distance.>You wouldn't use the NHS for months/years and nothing like that ever came upI honestly don't know what to tell you anon but they've never asked for ID or anything, I'm in Scotland so maybe it's different or maybe it's because I've never changed GPs.>sounds more like your parents haven't explained something properlyProbably.Not to blogpost again but when I was in my teens and other peoples parents were giving their kids credit cards / debit cards and setting up their bank accounts to use I was told "no you're not getting one you'll squander all the money in it, you'll waste it"When parents were getting their kids cars I was told "no it's too dangerous for you because you're half blind">You obviously will have had a birth certificate at some point. You can get a replacement for 10 quid.Yeah I did have one at some point but when we moved house once it must've got lost or something.Where exactly would I get a replacement and how, if I don't have an ID how tf can I get one, I've asked my dad to help me with it before but he always just brushes it off. I realize how much of a pathetic situation this is
>>84304036For the birth certificate you just need to know the city you were born in, the date and your parents' names.
>>84304042because of my situation I know absolutely nothing about my biological mom other than her name, any idea if that's still enough?a quick google says I can get a replacement from the 'Registrar Of Births Deaths & Marriages'
>>84303822You should get out of Britain while you still can
When an NHS Number Is Issued>At birth: Babies born in England, Wales, or the Isle of Man are automatically given an NHS number as part of the birth registration process.>If not at birth: You get one the first time you register with a GP or otherwise access NHS care. This includes migrants, visitors who have paid the immigration health surcharge, asylum seekers, and others who haven't previously interacted with the NHS.
>>84304051Yeah, the name is enough.
>>84304067thanks anon, i'll try to muster up the courage to not be a piece of shit anymore and at least walk into town and visit the 'Registrar Of Births Deaths & Marriages' and see what they can do. I really truly do wish I was troll posting but some people truly can fuck up their life to this point>>84304061>NHS numberidk if we have that in Scotland. Is that the "your ref" on NHS letters? I've got a few letters from my NHS dentist which have my name, address and I guess whatever this "ref number" is
>>84304076>Is that the "your ref" on NHS letters?https://www.nhs.uk/nhs-services/find-nhs-number/
>>84303984Church anon. Best starting place possible x
>>84304076Its called CHI number here.It will be under "our ref" on nhs letters.ITs your date of birth then 4 numbers.t. scottish
>>84303902Its a truth nuke to be honest. Pheromones are real.
Spaffed just now didn't iX
Delicious pheromones n_n x
>>84304080I entered all 3 of my postcodes that I've ever had and every time it says "We cannot find your NHS number" maybe it really is different from what we have in Scotland>>84304096Oh yeah that 'your ref' is it, i didn't even realize it was my dob and some numbers>>84304092maybe one day anon
>tiktok.com/@gossip.goblin/video/7606409206798847245So much kinoesque w/the audio innit
>*So much moreckin ellStill early innit
>>84304116Yea Its normally called CHI number. But if you see one thats your date of birth nd 4 numbers that will be it. Maybe if you get your dad to ring the GP they could check what documents they have for you already nd maybe you could get a photocopy.
>>84304113Are adult and child pheromones different? Is this why animals are different around children compared to adults? Makes sense to my mong brain. Good afternoon, mate. How are you?
smells lovely in the house, sunday roast time innit
I honestly want to be one of those ppl outside who doesnt work headphones/ ear buds etc anything at all. Its shocking how bad my attn span is. Does anyone here actually go outside like that?
>>84304128So what would be the progression then, get some sort of provable documents from my GP then go into the 'Registrar of Births, Deaths and Marriages' office and ask them for help from there?The hardest part for me I think is going to be not breaking down, the idea of having to explain my shit stain of a life to some worker and them laughing about it or judging it makes me feel like crying, which is even more revolting as a manI've always been terrified of the outside world and life in general because of insecurities and shit experiences but the reality of being nearly 30, half my life is over and i've done nothing, is pushing me to at least enter the wagie life, even if I get fired, even if I can't find jobs for months at a time, I just need something.
>>84304137My step dad was saying that last night when we went out for tea about theyre on the same wavelength. Same as what you were saying. The wee 1 left me a wee easter egg last nite when theyd gone terrys choccy orange easter egg. I scoffed it last nite. Am ok jist tidying my room n doing some chores like that waiting on mam making a roast u?
oooo sniff that x
>>84304148How do you survive atm for money?
>>84304144Yeah I don't like wearing headphones because I think it makes you look like an easy target for muggers.
Just want to wear a wife beater and hog the remote x
Honestly such a nice day like spring has kicked off.It will be too much in summer but april nd may is goated months.>>84304167Lol x
>>84304172It a nice day innit yeah
>>84304144I go outside for walks 5 days a week and never, ever use headphones/earphones. I can't stand them
>>84304164>How do you survive atm for money?I just don't really use any money. I don't pay bills, I don't pay rent, I don't pay leccy, I don't buy anything for myself and I try to minimize how much money I cost by doing...nothing.The money I cost them is basicallyelectricity, internet, gas for showers which I take infrequently to avoid costing them too much, I eat whatever food is given to me and don't complain so however much that costs.tldr, I just don't really have my own money or spend money
I honestly dont know how someone can be worse than me but then I read it. I'm 34 and live at the mummy and daddys house still with no mates. But even I have a car and a job lol
>>84304225the full /adv/ post? rough
Mr Scruff. Is he ready?
>>84304217That sux. What do u enjoy doing in life any interests? Jesus loves you.
>>84304217If you get some ID,you could get universal credit, you can apply online. Even if you want to job search eventually,, it would give you some money to be more independent in the mean time. Would your parents have an issue with that?
>>84304314Thanks anon.>What do u enjoy doing in life any interests?Not really, I've been depressed and in my own bubble for such a long time that I don't even know what I enjoy anymore. As disgusting as it is my only vices are watching youtube, streams, jerking off, I absolutely have a porn addiction that I need to slowly break off from.>>84304318The problem is anon, I've gone without money my entire life that I've never used it to buy anything for myself so as much as I intellectually understand what money is and the value it is, I as a person don't value it, so even going on universal credit and getting free money doesn't motivate me because I've never bought anything for myself.>would your parents have an issue with thatmy step mum probably not, she frequently tells me I need to 'sign on'my dad, idk. To blog post again...I think he is truly kinda the reason I'm like this.Like I said >>84304036> but when I was in my teens and other peoples parents were giving their kids credit cards / debit cards and setting up their bank accounts to use I was told "no you're not getting one you'll squander all the money in it, you'll waste it"When parents were getting their kids cars I was told "no it's too dangerous for you because you're half blind"He's just...idk, always thinking of the 'worst case scenario' 'doom and gloom' whenever I ever wanted to do stuff for myself, so I don't think he'll have an issue with it outwardly but he'll probably judge how i spend my money
>>84304347bit on the long side this post desu
one pass please!
one jar please! it easter monday
he's going to buy another one whoahahahaha
Heard there was some broke bitches in here
>>84304410Well done, you're a not so broke bitch.
Decentarse nourishment-on-the-naze this wasX
This year, let us de centre men in our lives.
>>84304347Do u have any siblings?
We need a massive new sassy white British rock band that will storm the world. Like the Beatles or Oasis did. I want it to be called RACIST HATE WANK and we will make melodic incel rock music in the style of Oasis and the Beatles.
>>84304410this nigga paid for 4chan lmaoooo
>>84304457Half brothers and sisters, same mom different dad, why?>>84304361it is what it is anon, i'm a wordy probably autistic weirdo
paying to get bulliedkekking
>>84304467Always found it weird when blokes shaved off all their public hair
>>84304347Money is fir security not only buying things. Its a safety net.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cddqm316mvjowonder if Mark was there
>>84304482the problem is anon I've never needed money to be a safety net because i've never had to buy anything for myself, pay rent, etc. I'm living like a teenager would but at 29. I have no money concerns because I don't use it. I get what you're saying and understand but I've just never experienced the hardships of...what no money actually means when you need money, cause I've never *needed* it
how the fuck do i make my nhs gp actually listen to me, going to see the gp for the same shit over and over again when they do nout is getting exhausting
Filling in captchas (unpaid labour) for daddy google
>Headache going away on its own again Proper good this X
WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING SHALLOW AND RETARDED???NOBODY IS ASHAMED OF BEING FUCKING DUMB. IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY PEOPLE ARE SHAMED FOR KNOWING THINGS.
>>84304535That attitude should be removed at schools
>>84304546>>84304535Where does it come from lads? I reckon it is most prevalent in the working classes tbqh?
>>84304535Being dumb and shameless has been practically encouraged and celebrated for decades now. A rebellion again the stiff upper lip, don't you know?
b..but y..you get a..ads
>>84304535>>84304546>>84304579From 1944 to the 1970s, the Grammar school system and the 11 plus exam meant that high IQ kids from working class backgrounds got to go to nice Grammar schools amongst studious middle class kids. These high IQ working class kids ended up as middle class themselves and got nice jobs. Social mobility.Grammar schools ended but social mobility through the education still existed and continued albeit to a less degree. What happened was all the higher IQ working class lads became middle class and what was left were just the dross and drivel at the bottom.White working class English people became essential dysgenic both biologically and culturally. They disproportionately have learning disabilities and low IQ traits. They have a culture that shuns intellect and hard work in favour of skiving and fucking about.
>>84304604The competency crisis is due to this. Back in the 50s, 60s and 70s if there was a problem at the post office there would have been some working class man with a fairly high IQ to sort it out. Due to social mobility that person is gone. His children moved up, did well at school and went to uni. Now we have the dregs of society running everything at the bottom. The government knows this and solution is to import numerous immigrants. Initially from Poland and now from the Indian subcontinent post Brexit. Dismal state of affairs lads.
>>84304604the working class work harder than the middle class thoughattending zoom meetings and writing emails is not a job
>>84304604>>84304627Too right. This is ultimately why I have abandoned the whole concept of democracy and freedom of speech and thought. Most people are too stupid and conformist to think and what they think and say is of no value whatsoever. What we need is an authoritarian state run along eugenics lines. I want fertile breeding programmes in which high IQ mathematicians and programmers will be bred with the most eugenically fit femoids.The dullard chavs who tormented me at school will be promptly castrated and sent to the mines to be worked.
Oh look the Thailand paedophile mong replying to himself again
>>84304631>attending zoom meetings and writing emails is not a jobAh but to get there you had to pass hurdles like exams and uni. Also although there are crap fake jobs like that which add nothing, a lot of real middle class jobs are like accountant/doctor/software programmer/academic ect
>>84304651Too right you are lad. The middle classes are the best stock of the English race.
>>84304642This is exactly what I have always thought. We need a brutal authoritarian state in which the chav council estate mongs are fitted with electric shock collars. Middle class lads would have control over the chav shock collars. They would turn up the voltage if the chavs were getting uppity.
>>84304679>>84304660Who is this mong who keeps replying to himself?
>>84304689Dunno lad. He seems like a complete cunt. I hate him so much. Smelly bastards. Weaker
>>84304689He is some cunt from Luton who always spams these threads with threats of fucking eugenics and genocide and shit. He is a Luton middle class mong who was bullied by chavs and shit as a kid.
>>84304475>Always found it weird when blokes shaved off all their public hairI shave mine. Its normal. Most girls dont like men to have unkempt jungles down there mate. And they dont want pubic hairs in their mouth when giving a BJ
>>84304689His name is Paul. He posted here these last few years. Trying to get a rise out of people. Complete fucking loser if you ask me.
Paul needs to fuck off from Britfeel. Insufferable little Tory twat.
>>84304660If that were true this country wouldn't be in such a pathetic state right now. Everything was better when the upper class ran everything. We had the empire, functional government, competent leaders. Then over the 20th century the middle class took over institutional power and from then on we've been in terminal decline. You can pretty much track the decline of Britain by the number of titled names in the cabinet. The middle class really are no better than the working class. In fact, they're probably worse because they're the ones who fucked everything up.
>>84304701Ive never shaved in my life and no girl ever complained
>>84304779Because there were never any girls to complain lad.
>>84304701Not normal, trimming is normal but shaving is weird and frankly gay.
>>84302721alri offie lid. sorry, have been out with the parents all day but thanks for replying. any advice you have would be massively appreciated as I'm a complete novice. you've already helped me in the past with synths de lad so I'm very thankful for your expertise!
Seriously considered suicide when I was 18 and then again when I was 20. 11 years on it still haunts me.
imagine kissing a pretty lady....
1995 Stephen Fry makes his escape across the channel. After a run of bad reviews about his performance in the west end play Cell Mates, Fry became immensely depressed and tried to kill himself. He eventually decided to take a ferry to France and fantasised about teaching English in Belgium for the rest of his life. Have you ever had a Stephen Fry moment. Just completely lost it and almost an hero and just ran away somewhere?
