Riding a bike is just too emasculating, I give myself the ick>Have to constantly hold frame/not let on that you're getting winded/hold speed no matter what or you look retarded>At any moment a driver on Tiktok could deviate 5 degrees off course and kill you instantly in a crash from which they walk away. They would be watching Tiktok at 5pm the next day>People would bury you, agree that being a weak little bikecel is dangerous, the police would rule the situation an "accident" like it's just in the bikecel's nature to be killed, like a prey animalI can't do it. Maybe I'm insecure but it's just too much to bear
>>84304058Truth tornado. This is why I was a based skateboard Chad back in my day, rather than a cringe biker cuckold. Not to mention I'd hit a clean fucking kickflip right when I go by a group of foids and make them totally wet at how based and alpha and free I seemed. It was too easy back then just skateboarding to and from work each day I'd constantly have thots desperately trying to get my attention or give me their numbers. Sadly now I'm a fat out of shape car driving oldfag. It's over...
