/r9k/ - why aren't you going viral online? it's so easy. t - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

04/06/26(Mon)11:55:13 No.84304295

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Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)11:55:13 No.84304295 Archived

why aren't you going viral online? it's so easy. this girl has been showcasing her progress learning bass, she's a few weeks in.

just learn a skill, record your journey

put yourself out there

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)11:57:15 No.84304306

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)11:57:15 No.84304306

>>84304295
Because I'm not a Japanese woman. Some indian incel has likely uploaded his progress learning bass for 10 years and has 50 subs.

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)12:01:29 No.84304324

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)12:01:29 No.84304324

I put a video of me deadlifting at a comp with a fart sfx edited in on instagram and it has like 6 hearts and 200 plays and that's the extent of my social media career.

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)12:04:29 No.84304336

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)12:04:29 No.84304336

>be smol asian girl with smol asian hands
>ah yes, let me go for the larger "bass" variety of guitar
>5 strings, of course... for that extra wide neck
>not wide enough! vintage fender string spacing and nut width!

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)12:20:28 No.84304420

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)12:20:28 No.84304420

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>tfw I went a little viral in my state for a cringe thing I did 11 years ago
>still gets brought every rare once in a while when someone sees me and remembers

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)12:23:55 No.84304435

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)12:23:55 No.84304435

>>84304295
Can one go viral any other way than online?

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)12:38:57 No.84304515

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)12:38:57 No.84304515

Guy does something
>:|
Girl does something
>:DDDDDDD

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)13:25:06 No.84304766

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)13:25:06 No.84304766

>>84304435
viral literally means famous online doe

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)13:52:31 No.84304918

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)13:52:31 No.84304918

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>>84304295
>just go viral online bro

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)15:02:40 No.84305284

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)15:02:40 No.84305284

>>84304295
lol
bait
or you're a fuckin' retard
I've been putting my shit online for 5 years now.
Have been streaming weekly for 4 months now.
People who started after me and are worse than me have sponsorships.
Not sure what I'm doing wrong
But I had a homeless man tip ME $50 when I was doing my thing on the street.
Breaking out is very confusing, especially when you're socially autistic

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)15:57:30 No.84305605

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)15:57:30 No.84305605

>>84304420
something I did went viral 10+ years ago, but I made the smart choice of staying anonymous even though reporters were trying to track me down. so glad because in hindsight it was cringe

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)16:00:41 No.84305629

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:00:41 No.84305629

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True. I should learn bass like Lemmy. Not this stupid shit like what this chink bitch is doing.

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)16:03:01 No.84305647

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:03:01 No.84305647

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>>84304295
I have jap woman fatigue. The easiest of easy mode. Fuck, I hate turd worlders who can't help but click on them by the billions.

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)16:05:54 No.84305663

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:05:54 No.84305663

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>>84305605
Reminds me that Singaporean or Chinese model who got meme for a few before trying to kill herself I think. Parazzi, especially ones trying to capture people who don't even want to be famous, are remarkably Goddamn evil.

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)16:07:42 No.84305672

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:07:42 No.84305672

>>84305663
*who got meme'd on for a few years
>it's ESL