/r9k/ - Sex havers, do you steal from your hookups? I've s - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

04/06/26(Mon)16:16:04 No.84305698

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Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:16:04 No.84305698 Archived

Sex havers, do you steal from your hookups?
I've stolen following things from the moids I've fucked:
>hoodie
>2 cups
>ashtray
>t-shirt
>nail clipper
>ice scraper
>wire cutters
>SATA cables
>shaker

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)16:26:20 No.84305735

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:26:20 No.84305735

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>>84305698
Holy shit no! Why would a steal from a girl who gave me sex?

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)16:27:16 No.84305743

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:27:16 No.84305743

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>>84305698
Hogmura wouldn't do that

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)16:29:22 No.84305754

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:29:22 No.84305754

>stealing an ashtray
girl how poor are you?

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)16:30:27 No.84305760

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:30:27 No.84305760

>>84305754
Way too poor

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)16:32:50 No.84305776

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:32:50 No.84305776

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>>84305698
Rating what you took compared to my exs.
>Hoodie
Had that taken because she wants to sleep with it to smell me
>2 cups
How? Why? What kind of cup?
>Ashtray
NIGGA WHY?! Then again I use makeshift ashtrays.
>Tshirt
Most stolen for the scent reason.
>Nail clipper
Pretty sure you did this by accident
>Ice Scraper
Pretty sure you fucked durring a blizzard. Never happened to me but I'd probably give it to her if I were worried about her.
>Sata cables
Not cool, but girls I date are usually tech illiterate
>Shaker
FUCKING HOW?! THIS MAKE 0 SENSE!

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)16:35:15 No.84305791

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:35:15 No.84305791

>>84305760
Selling ashtrays is gypsymode though, it sounds like a very bong thing to do

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)16:41:02 No.84305815

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:41:02 No.84305815

>>84305776
I just like memorabilia, ok?

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)16:50:41 No.84305857

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:50:41 No.84305857

OP, are you one of those types who will "forget" something to mark territory / have an excuse to come back? If so, what do you leave? Is there some kind of gremlin exchange going on?

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)16:51:47 No.84305859

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)16:51:47 No.84305859

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>>84305815
Kinda cute in a way... but some of it I just don't get or think is morally wrong like wire cutters or the Sata cables.
But everything else is kinda cute if you just want a souvenir. Clothing is my most stolen item. It would piss me off if the reason wasn't so adorable. I dated a girl that didn't wash a shirt she took from me for a year and almost flipped out when her roommate threw the shirt in a laundry bin and almost washed it.

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)17:05:03 No.84305920

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)17:05:03 No.84305920

>>84305815
Do you steal things as trophies?

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)17:10:59 No.84305956

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)17:10:59 No.84305956

>>84305698
We. Used up whore has potentially fucked 9 different dicks. Please sterilize yourself so the whore gene dies off, thank you.

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)17:14:37 No.84305979

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)17:14:37 No.84305979

>>84305698
Lmao you're a prostitute. A cheap one, apparently.

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)17:19:52 No.84306004

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)17:19:52 No.84306004

You don't need to steal from me, I will just pay you. You are clearly a prostitute.

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)17:26:45 No.84306037

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)17:26:45 No.84306037

>>84305698
i fucked her mom and her cousin, does that count?

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)17:29:17 No.84306056

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)17:29:17 No.84306056

>>84305698
We steal your ability to pair bond. Enjoy trying to love your future soul mate when you are all used up and trauma ruined.

Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)17:30:54 No.84306065

Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)17:30:54 No.84306065

no, i've never had a gf before. i wouldn't steal from them because i'm not that broke.