How would you defuse this situation?
>>84306047Impregnate left and then right in that order I have yellow fever and don't really care about my own race.
>>84306047I would Rudeusmaxx and marry them both
>>84306047Fart obnoxiously loud to assert my dominance and then spit lines of zoolander
>>84306047Have them fight to the death I like people competing for me
>>84306268>Have them fight to the death I like people competing for mewhy are you evil
>>84306047make them kiss
If God allowed sister wives then id be with both but because he doesn't I choose the left but she needs to be latina
>>84306313just convert to islam and you can have them both
>>84306271Why wouldn't I want only the most eugenic foid to carry my offspring? Besides I can only love one person and they're already at it
>>84306047Just wait a while and eventually this will happen
>>84306380sauce?>>84306047is this from an anime or something?
>>84306509The anime is called Girls Und Panzer. The girls are named Andou and Oshida.
>>84306346 there is only one true god. To worship another would never be forgiven
Guppie sex
>>84306593I like to think that they're holding each other's panties
>>84306593Post more porn or give me the sauce
