>Grab Stacy by the waist>Pull her closer>Look her in the eyes>"I may be a virgin at sex. But you're a virgin at being loved">Walk away
>>84306973*bang*>leaves
virgins believing they're gatekeepers of love is so funnyHow do they not realize they're thinking like a 5 year old there.
>>84306973Did you know that you need about 3 twists to pull hair out of your ass? Now the problem is that your fingers are too big to get hair around it to maintain the friction that permit those 3 twists.. The maximum torque 1 anal hair can take before it pulls out is 1-2x10^-6 Newtons per centimeters.
>>84307127I mean yeah, we men are usually the gatekeepers of commitment. Unless you're being a retard and fall in love with an avoidant woman lol
>>84306973You forgot the part where you piss on her leg like a dog.
