>Oh boy! I can't wait to date an overweight, 40+ year old woman with a high bodycount who expects me to pay for all our dates!
>>84307062I wish this was me but I am ugly
>>84307093I wish i were Barack Obama but with a gigantic prolapsed anus.
>>84307103Do you believe the Michael theory
>>84307062Some dude actually has a fetish for this and i find that really funny
>>84307062That, except I cannot even attract those. Dating is miserable anyway.At this point, I just want a looks-matched fuck-buddy who can't baby-trap me.