/r9k/ - Modern women be like - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

Modern women be like 04/07/26(Tue)06:50:43 No.84309495

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Modern women be like Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)06:50:43 No.84309495 Archived

"Ew what? Did you just confess that you are attracted to me? EWW"
"Are you retarded? I'm your older sister, literally what the fuck made you think this was a good idea?"
"Oh no no, mom's gonna hear about this, fuck you"

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)07:12:53 No.84309572

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)07:12:53 No.84309572

Are little brothers just not supposed to get hard seeing their big sister's big boons and perfect bare feet?

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)07:23:28 No.84309601

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)07:23:28 No.84309601

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>>84309572
New age female relatives love doing, how I coined it, "parrot petting".

Incessant teasing, walking around the house in booty shorts, thong outline visible, cameltoe about to burst. They can do that, it's their basic human right. But GOD FORBID it makes you involuntarily develop inappropriate thoughts despite your best efforts. You are the one who's creep here, fuck you and seek therapy.

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)08:37:53 No.84309886

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)08:37:53 No.84309886

2010 ahh humour :skull_and_crossbones:

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)08:41:19 No.84309898

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)08:41:19 No.84309898

>>84309886
how did you interpret this as humoristic, genuinely

it's more like a critique-parody of reality

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)11:08:39 No.84310724

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)11:08:39 No.84310724

>>84309495
"you could buy me those ysl heels I've been eyeing, maybe I don't tell then"