I will be a 33 year old virgin tomorrow, friends.
>>84309670You can fuck my girlfriend for the right price.
>>84309670How are your wizard powers progressing? I'm only a 29-year-old virgin, so I've still some time to wait until the elders arrive and bring me into the fold.
>>84309670happy birthday bud!hope you treat yourself and have a good time
>>84309670Happy early birthday frenAre you gonna have a cake?
>>84309691Bargain basement prices I hear
>>84309670Happy birthday. I'm a 35 year old one
>>84309670I turn 27 Saturday. Happy birthday anon
>>84309670>>84309804How did you end up as wizard? No opportunities or failed to recognize ones?
>>84309670Congrats brother. I am 23 and virgin but I still wish you luck.
>>84309670good luck, that's a special numberi'm around there and maybe we could be friendsi'd hang out with you and get some food together if you were here
>>84309791i like eating healthy so probably not, I did make some muffins today with whole wheat flower, blueberries, a bit of cinnamon, and a buttermilk I made with apple cider vinegar.
>>84309670Happy early birthday, fellow wizard.
>>84310134I've never gone outside intentionally to socialize or been invited to socialize. So I don't do it. I think about forcing myself to but it's like a wall of fear hits me pretty hard and I don't do it. My social skills are pretty bad. I used to have severe debilitating anxiety but medication has helped in the last years and I got my first job at 32.
>>84310134nta but im a mid 30s virgin too. i could have lost it multiple times but i freeze up when theres anything remotely sexual happening
i'm a 39 year old KHHV and i cry myself to sleep almost every nighti thought eventually i would accept the fact that i'll be forever alone and that the loneliness would subside, but every year it continues to get worse
>>84309670Me by the end of the monthBut I actually have plans to meet up with and fuck a girl from another state this summer so if that pans out I'll finally ascend She has a penis btw
former 34 yo virgin.always fantasized about sexing a gf.got a gf.sex was the most mid, uncomfortable, awkward thing in the world.fantasy ruined by reality.many such cases.
>>84309670>>84309783>>84309804>>84311544>>84312847it's time for you to do it
>>84309670Cuuutee I love virgins what's your contact?
Happy birthday anon! I wish you a happy day 2morrow!
>>84309670Happy birthday, you incel fag!Hope you find your way into tight pussy soon.t. nearly 40 y.o. incel.
>>84309670you should buy a wizard hat.i've got my eyes on this hat, i just don't have any money right now.i hope the shop never stops selling themyou can wear it on night walks or when you're out in the woods exploring.it's the perfect hat. it's advertized as a witch hat, but it works as a little subtle little wizard hat.
>>84313920they sell these in a bunch of shops in Massachusetts.also pls post pic of you when you obtain one :3
>>84313616Incels are not the fag (in my retarded opinion) the fags are the ones who judge men based of how many holes they put their pp in (or succubi they fall victim to) plus it's gay to have 'casual' sex that's what faggots do using their reproductive organs for mere pleasure. Your the closest you'll ever be to someone a intimate thing like that should be preserved for a one beloved. stay a matured virgin your still better than the immature zoomer twinks. More women who are actually fertile like older virgin men than you may think. But maybe that's just me I dunno .-. >>84309670anyhow Happy birthday anon stay untouched by succubi whores l!
