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>sweetest, kindest person youve ever met
>they get in a car
>immediately becomes the most irrational, hateful and bloodthirsty person on the entire planet
what is it about driving a car that makes the humble citizen go absolutely berserk over THE MOST petty bullshit ever. i consider myself mentally ill beyond salvation but then every day i get to witness "normal, functioning members of society" perform the most batshit insane maneuvers with giant steel tubes that take a disproportionate amount of effort, luck, and risk to pull off just for them to end up right next to me at a stoplight. by comparison i am and ultrastable supermassive white hole that holds the universe together. i shouldnt have to be fearing for my life every time i drive to work. i fucking hate driving so much bros
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>Cant communicate with others on the road so no empathy and no fear of social consequences unless you literally kill someone
>All mistakes met with giant financial burden and potentially injury so each stupid turn enrages everyone else
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>>84309729
if theyre so scared of an accident maybe they should stop doing retarded shit that maximizes their chances of having an accident
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>>84309697
It's stressful.... Raises the cortisol
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>>84309697
I have not driven a car in a decade more or less. I mostly forgot how to drive but I'm willing to gamble on my muscle memory if the need arises. The next motorist you meet on the road could be me but there's nothing to worry about. The gubamint has deemed me road-ready because I've been diligently renewing my license!
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Auto-synths are a slim minority
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>>84309697
you can see someones true face when they are behind the wheel. if they are angry and screaming all the time they are guaranteed to abuse you
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i don't understand why people get road rage so fucking easily.
especially for shit like when they're going 10+ mph over the speed limit, and they constantly ride everyone's ass for being in front of them
like
>WHY ISN'T EVERYONE RISKING GETTING PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING LIKE I AM?!?!?!
>EVERYONE BUT ME IS A FUCKING IDIOT CUZ THEY'RE NOT SPEEDING!!!
i usually go about 6 or 7 mph over the limit and still get people tailgating me, then when they pass, they make it a point to do it aggressively
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>>84309697
>drive car and get unreasonably angry at every minor problem
>drive a van and unreasonably relaxed no matter what happens
>ride motorbike and just laugh when car drivers do negligent shit that could kill me
I think there is some psychological effect that specifically driving a car has on the brain
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That evidence room problem is a real eye opener
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I was coming off the main road and I was coming into my complex. I came to a four-way intersectioon and another from the opposite direction and we both wanted to turn the same way to the right. I went first and they were angry about it because I guess they thought they should be first or they were in a hurry. They rode my bumper so close. I thought they would crash me like 1/6 mile before I got angry and quickly whipped into a parking spot and back back out and followed them again. I followed them around the roundabout in our neighborhood about three times before I flipped them the bird and then drove away. They did not follow me afterwards.
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>>84309697
It's too dangerous and financially risky to take driving lightly. It's an inherently serious and therefore often frustrating and tense activity.
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>>84310959
i am a shy non confrontational person, imagining some angry man following me after i accidentally drove wrong on the road is so scary
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Its the same when people get brave on the phone.
I used to pick up and deliver rentals, i have seen this thousands of times.
The fact is driving is dull and they would rather be angry than bored.
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>>84309697
One time my smart, gentle, kind boyfriend missed the exit and decided he HAD to merge 4 lanes, no signal, and almost fucking pit maneuvered this tiny old woman. It wasn't even our exit. Driving turns you into Adolf
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>>84311926
That guy still your boyfriend? He sounds like a moron
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>>84312415
>>84311926

Most intelligent male available
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>>84309697
https://voca.ro/1cj9i3CWGqQN
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>>84312576
voiceanon, we meet again... please, please, notice me
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>>84312849
https://voca.ro/1gWCnCrswlRY
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>>84312868
i unirpnically want to be friends with you youre funny
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>>84312895
https://voca.ro/1ccFUyzs9EMu
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>>84312920
i'm tryna take it iykwim
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>>84309697
im from miami, some of the worst drivers in the western hemisphere are on these roads.im (for the most part) a realxed and easygoing person with patience to deal with a lot of bs, but the niggas who paid $300 to get a license from some shady driving school that inhabit the same roads as me just get under my skin like nothing else in this world.



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