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>>84310379Phwoar nu breadInnitX
>>84310379whoahahahahhaha
First for spaffing up bumsesh lads arris.
SHIELDS: DISARMEDTRIPFAGS: BANNED AND FUMING
1 shandy bass, 2 blue WKDs and another 4chan pass please.
>>84310379Clouds and 19c
8th for anime!
trump nuking iran tonight and sean is banned yet again whoahahahahahah
>>84310427Pure blue sky down on the south coast, bit windy thoughbeit
Whence
>>84310437oh aye oh aye ain't that just fucking LUSH
Me? Passing legislation, campaigning for important issuesYou? Posting cartoons
Iran announces "unrestricted" target choice for all defensive missile launchers.Today could be the end, sweet.
>>84310442Me? At home on bennies, comfy as fuckYou? Outside getting side eye from abdul
>THE END OF CIVILISATION FOR IRAN Trump won't do shit and will chicken out at the very last second like he always does.
Good weather trigger me that I want to have a Drink(alcohol)..ne1 know that feel
>>84310452The clown is not the concern, the one holding his lease is. Israel is already escalating the war and bombing infrastructure, and Trump will not be allowed to just leave until Israel says so.
>>84310483>the one holding his leaseBloody landlords eh
>>84310489lol, bloody autocorrect.
being a dirty repostigger but I'm proud of my lame ass progress and i didn't realize last thread was bump limit>>84303908>>84303984A small updateI've gotten my Birth certificate after some family hassle.I've sent off a forum to hopefully get my national insurance number sent backI am making progress anons, I want this to change but man I am terrified of joining the work force.What are some suggestions for jobs to look for if you've got zero work experience, zero job history, don't really have any qualifications and you're looking for a part time job with little person-to-person interaction.I want to ease into working and not stress shock myself
>>84310472Me? I've swapped out coke for fruit juice. Much more refreshing.
>>84310472Bruh, IKTF. IF you have problems moderating your booze, buy the cans of mixers with vodka, rum or whatever. Buy just what you need, like 3 or 4 of them. >b b but Lollers, buying a big bottle is cheaper in the long run. You'll drink the fucking lot in one night and you know it. 3 or 4 cans at most, young man! You
>>84310512lmao, you'll get what you can find, job market is beyond fucked, if you can find one.
>>84310512Job centre usually has some programs going to get people into the work force, they are usually stuff like training or working for free to get experience, but it's a start.
>>84310512Going to be honest lad it's going to be very difficult for you to get a job without any ID or work history. You might have to resort to doing agency work because they take on any old cunt. Also being a carer for old people or disabled people practically hire you on the spot because they are that desperate for workers. Also are you fit enough to join the army? At your age they will take you on and train you. There is work out there but in your situation you're going to have to start at the very bottom. Good luck anon, you'll need it.
>>84310414FILTERMONG SHARED BURTON UPON TRENT THANKS BABES
The Ents (in the old mind palace) have finally agreed on my walkshire that I might quit my job. Preliminary cope: do some volunteering for a while if so.I do like to talk a load of old rubbish.>>84310472I haven't drank this year. Usually the summer is tempting but I don't really care about it now. Too many reasons not to.
>>84310524What will you do when the nukes start flying?Honest question.
imagine the melty he's going to have when it all ends tonight https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84233633/#84239018>ngl being banned during the Iran happenings was pretty shit.kekking
Wanted to take a 30 min nap but needed up sleeping for two hours, not good
>>84310527The jobcentre wont do shit to help you look for a job. If anything the jobcentre should be renamed to the enforcement centre, their job is to enforce the rules they have set upon you.>Have you been looking for work?Yes>How have you been doing thisBy looking on indeed n that. >Ok, great. See you in 2 weeksThat's it. Best they can do is help you write a CV and put you on a restart course (league of gentlemen lol) which is an over glorified job searching on their PCs in a little room in the back of the building.
tonight israel gets their nuclear power plant decimated
>>84310583it extremely lush x
>tfw i will never buy my own ship and go on undersea adventures around the world and get paid for it
>>84310597Oy vey shoot it down.
>>84310594I'm not talking about the benefits side of it, I'm talking about the placement programs they run, or at least used to run, they used to have posters up on the wall for them all the time back when I was on bennies. I went on one that placed me in a call centre even though I had zero experience, but I saw others for working in factories and the like.
>>84310627You might want to get a submarine for that pal.
>>84310512>Bank account You will need photo ID to do this. You can use https://www.citizencard.com/ and get photo ID this way for just 18 pounds. >National insurance Every person born in the UK has a national insurance number attached to their name. You can request it at https://www.gov.uk/apply-national-insurance-number/how-to-apply>Highschool grades Nobody cares about this. This isn't relevant. But if you really want to get your grades you can contact the school you attended they might have it on record. Probably not seeing as it's been about a decade since you left. Send them an email or phone them. >Birth certificate https://www.gov.uk/order-copy-birth-death-marriage-certificate For just 12 pounds
>>84310641would keep that on the back of the ship mate
>>84310555Half a dozen Zopiclone and a big bag of weed. And (You)?
>>84310524I would just run to shop n buy more once its done. If am tee total then I dont have problem with booze but if I screw it up n have 2 or 3 drinks I cant help having loads more. So its safer to jist stay off altogether.What it mostly is is when the sun comes out It triggersmemories of past summers of drinking which when the years have passed u can look back with rose glasses. A lot of addiction is like this finking that if you repeat the conditions now it will re-create the initial good times.
>>84310640If you claim universal credit you will be entitled to 400 pounds a month and you will have to go to the jobcentre every 2 weeks to "sign on". If you tell them your situation they might put you on a CV workshop, restart course and recommend you attend a jobs fair or something that's it. You have to do the searching for hours on end, they don't
>>84310655See if i can shatter the toilet with an almighty push.In reality, ask the girl next door if she fancies a bit of the old in and out.
Spent the day gooning because I thought I'd just have a big cum at the end of it and it'd be glorious, but got a message around 3pm and now I'm gonna get laid this evening, so didn't want to waste my load/enter my refractory period, but also I've been gooning so long I've sort of 'used up' all my erection capacity for the day. Figure my best bet is to get all the downtime I can between now and then and hope I can perform.
>>84310670>A lot of addiction is like this finking that if you repeat the conditions now it will re-create the initial good times.>So its safer to jist stay off altogether.Seems like you've made up your mind, mate. And you helped me make up mine. I won't bother buying any either. I'll stick to my weed and meds. I've started chasing a bog with a low nicotine vape. Mmmm, tasty headspins hahaha. Are you still vaping?
>>84310671So you are trying to say they don't do those placement programs any more?
>>84310650>HighschoolComprehensive School / Secondary School lad x
>>84310697When you wake up in the morning after sober night you wont regret that you didn't drink When you wake up hungover you will regret that you did drinkI jist try to remember this.
>>84310697I finally quit vape this year. Saves a lot of money.
>>84310526Probably but even if I can't get a job I can at least get a CSCS card and work as a site labourer with a family member in the worst case, at least being on job seekers will give me money - I've never had a need for money so while I understand what it is, I personally don't fully understand the weight and value of it cuz I've never had to buy anything myself.>>84310527Yeah I think that's going to be the first step after I get like, ID, national insurance number back, bank account, that'll be the first step, even if it fucking sucks and it hurts my body I need to just stick through it and suck it up otherwise I'm going to waste another 10 years like this.>>84310538>without IDHopefully that's going to change, once I get all my stuff my parents are helping me apply for a provisional license as a form of ID.I don't even know what agency work is but anything just to not be like this anymore, every day I mentally feel like I'm bursting at the seems now and on the verge of tears 24/7.>Also being a carer for old peopleThat's the one thing I can't do. I can handle animal shit and piss and revolting conditions but I just cannot stomach human stuff like that or seeing old people like that, I've seen it once with my grandmother and it put me in such a pit for a long time.>are you fit enough, at your ageI've got fucked eyesight in 1 eye cause of some like, connection issue I've had since birth, i'm 29 going 30 in like 8 months so idk if the army would take me on.>the very bottomI think that's OK, the autism guilt in my brain is screaming at me that I need to suffer like everyone else
Spraying down my laptop screen with yellow jizz
>>84310713I could not agree more, mate. I'm fine with the drinking, but when I go full on, I do a full bottle of Scotch in an hour or less. And like you say, the hangovers are the worst, it took me to have night sweats for 5 nights to finally pack it in. >>84310723Gerrin! Well done, that man! Did you substitute it with something else, or did you hard quit nicotine?
dehydrated spunk was thick yellow and had some brown blood in it
Spraying down Ruth's pckered arsehole with yellow jizz
>>84310650Yeah I'm hopefully gonna set up a bank account in the coming weeks. I do have a national insurance number but I literally just lost it, for the longest time I got told by my dad "I gave you the card, I gave you it, you lost it" (same for birth certificate) but in reality he never gave me either of them and we didn't even get a national insurance number on a card, ours was just on a letter cuz they stopped doing cards I've gotten my birth cert and the nin forum was mailed to them to request a new one, i might do it online or try to call them to see about getting it like that too idk.>contact the school you attended they might have it on record.The school literally doesn't exist anymore, it got demolished. It did merge with another highschool so I might try to call them and ask, so that's actually a good shout thanks anon.>>84310594I don't really care about the benefits part of it anon, but if they can help me get into courses to just...learn something, anything, so I don't have to do retail or caring for old people I'll do it. Ideally I would love something outdoors and with my hands but not too intense just yet.I mean hell, even if they can put me on A path or even help me write a CV it's better than what I can do on my own right now.
>>84310755It will sound daft but I substituted it with soft Mints. The extra strong ones frm tsscos Trebor strong Mints. It kinda is jst for something to do with your mouth. The dentist when I told him I ws quitting vape said try not to eat loads of sweets as that's what ppl do he said. So ppl get fat when they quit smoking. It does happen. Am aff the Mints now mostly as well Tho. There's worse addictions. HHL likes them Mints as well. I got in the car with my stepndad nd he said I smelled like a deep freeze spray. They're good tho.
>>84310755Thanks by the way ^-^
I was blowing bubbles for the cat there was one behind her that she didnt notice it came right to her tail nd touched her tail fully n she slithered away from it Can you imagine someone blowing a bubble at you nd you can move quick.enough that it can touch you and not burst. Their reflexes is amazing. Thats why wild cats have.no bother fighting snakes.
Warehouse job, no gf, no money, boxroom hovel. Life not meant for men like me.
>>84310694after edging all day you can impress her with a big fat cumshot
>>84310826Yeah but if I can't get it up because it's so worn out from overuse in the day then it doesn't matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNWnpbV4e9ULooks like the jews are still buttmad about that nazi song Ye did last year
>>84310781unless you had special education needs, schools delete their records of you after 15 years. you can ask the exam boards for your results but they normally charge
WW3 unironically starts today. China will attack Taiwan while the US is weak.
All the mongs and paedophiles are here now. Great.
nah nuffin ever happens, doomed to a life of eternal global edging to never buss (fr fr) or it'll climax when im 80 in 2080
I propose a geological rock off on 12/04/26Yer not scared to get your rocks out for the lads are you?Be there or be a tessalated pavement.
>>84310784>>84310790>Trebor strong Mints.You're some man. Mentos are my limit, actually, Fisherman's Friends are, but I have to be in the mood.I think I'll just vape blue razz 0 nicotine tonight. Check if I'm craving it and know if I can go without nicotine. I love the flavour though.
>>84310736I was unemployed and they stuck me on a civil service course but one where they had guaranteed year contracts, was two weeks and very boring but I'm on my second extension and upper managerberg due to the sheer length of time it takes to get people past the level 2 enhanced security clearance then to actually train them said that they'd make me permanent soon as they are expecting more work to come in and I must say, if you want an absolute doss job that requires no quals attempt the civil service, civil service bootcamp its called. Fuck I do nothing all day its lush and no one bothers me, 2-3 days wfh a week, 2 pay rises in the last year as well.
nothing important or big ever happens, it's just a terminal degree of managed decline as the country slowly slips into becoming zimbabwe 2.0there won't be riots in the street, there won't be five million man strong demonstrations outside parliament, there won't be a civil war, there won't be a habbening, things will simply get incrementally worse year after year until you look around and the train network hasn't run a single service in a couple of years, 80% of the population is on bennies and mystery meat diaspora bbq rats for street food outside of paddington station
b..but i p..pppp...paid for a..a..a ppp...p..passkekking
>>84310886Apart from the 0% ones the thing that gave me a lot of help was Nicotine patches the strongest one its about 21mg or 25. One lasts the whole day so it gets rid of the habit of doing something thru out the day. What happened then I jist forgot to put it on one weekend nd then I was fine. The withdrawal isn't as bad as u think. Also this book I read (listened) allen carr quit vaping. Very useful.
Cat love bubble wand. If u get a bubble wand from tescos or amazon n blow bubbles. Mines is entertained by this for hours.
>>84310904>there won't be riots in the street, there won't be five million man strong demonstrations outside parliament, there won't be a civil war, there won't be a habbeningThat's not quite right. The issue is that people in the UK don't understand what extreme poverty actually looks like. When individuals like SSM and HHL can still access benefits to buy large TVs, game consoles, and holidays, it shows there's no hardship in Britain, even today living standards in Britain are very comfortable overall, regardless of how bleak you think it is.Widespread riots occur when people feel that their conditions are so bad that the risk of change might offer a better alternative than their current situation and until that happens Britain will keep declining.
>>84310986>Widespread riots occur when people feel that their conditions are so bad that the risk of change might offer a better alternative than their current situation and until that happens Britain will keep declining.Not even close to a hard rule though. Look at South Africa, Zimbabwe, Iraq or any other failed state. Historically their material conditions were far better, even outright prosperous. Today they are what they are, but there were no mass movements of the sort. People just sort of... did nothing as their countries collapsed around them.
2051, you a cute whiteboi just minding his own business and these officers of the law approach you to ask if you've got a licence to be walking around without a nubian queen to accompany youif you don't have a damn good reason you're in a lot of trouble
>>84310985Thought you were talking about Hitachi wands for a sec there m8.Pro tip: Battery small cheaper bullet and egg toys work better
>>84311008That's not really a like for like comparison. Countries like Zimbabwe, or Iraq have very different political systems and have authoritarian rule - protesting carry serious risk like death. People don't "do nothing" they have to weigh up the cost of do I risk protesting and maybe die or do I keep earning 100 dollars a week to feed my family. And South Africa have had protests and uprisings, they just didn't always succeed or they were suppressedBrits can protest without much risk involved.
>>84311074>Brits can protest without much risk involved.But only if the government approves. You can BLM riot all you want, the police will let you vandalise and set fire to shit and pull down public statues and the government will even openly declare their support for you, but the moment you get out on the streets when an immigrant stabs three little girls to death BOOM literally 24/7 emergency kangaroo courts set up with the sole purpose to convict you (not even try, the purpose was convictions, pre-determined).It's asymmetrical. If you take to the streets to demand actual real change that would positively affect the country you will be shut down immediately. If you take to the streets to demand more of the same gay race communist managed decline, the government will applaud you the entire time.Manufactured consent.
>>84311125>If you take to the streets to demand actual real change that would positively affect the countryWhy would people take to the streets when support like PIP, housing benefits, and child benefits is provided as safety net. It's much easier to hop on benefits than stand outside in the cold and rain.
>>84310900how much do you even get paid and what does your job entail
>>84311125Slow day at GCHQ?
>Aviation fuel shortages + rationing due to kike WW3 (middul eastern theater) already hitting in ItalyRuh roh is it not
>>84311187anon don't tell me the worlds going to shit when i'm about to try to get my life on track
Listening to fleetwood mac now x
1/3 of the world's fertiliser is not making it to the fields currently and it's prime rice planting seasonfamines WILL happen in six months, yikes
>>84311023will my hip bones survive
Imagining how nice it would be to have a family n have weans n_n not on the cards for.some of us x
>>84310900>where they had guaranteed year contractswhat does that even mean, that you're not allowed to quit for a year or?
Cest la vie xx
I got one in the front and two in the backand the bitches keep screaming odd future is back
>>84311224no you can but its 12 months of guaranteed employment, they have to burn through extensions first before they bring your case to the upper managers to make you permanent because its an untraditional route into the civil cervix and usually you have to go through the application process but this way bypasses it.>>8431117329, 750 currently and they want to push it further which is decent for me in the north as my rent isn't too high so I save a decent chunk a month without even really budgeting anything . I just put things into excel but the targets are so low and east to fabricate I dont have to really do anything if I dont feel like it, unrestricted internet to keep me occupied and its 50% in office for me so I alternate between 2-3 days in but I get left alone apart from one teams meeting a month.
>>84311304>office workI don't think I could manage that after being a neet for so long. I want at least something that's outdoors sometimes. I would love to go into like, woodland management but every single damn job requires like, a college course 1-3 years or uni courses and college courses for multiple yearswhy does getting a job looks so fucking difficult, i thought we had a labour shortage in this shithole?!
Absolutely mind-blowing to contemplate how all the lifelong dossers, all the schizos, all the homeless weirdos, all the women with gunts, all the retards who can't figure out how to use a kiosk, all the decrepit skeletons pushing zimmer frames around and hocking up phlegm, all the dribbling morons who wear velcro shoes, everyone you pass in the street that is visibly 'off' in some other multitudinous but miscellaneous capacity... ...they can all vote and have exactly the same personal impact on the politics of the country that you or I do.
>>84311325>I would love to go into like, woodland management but every single damn job requires like, a college course 1-3 years or uni courses and college courses for multiple yearsuh oh bad news I literally did that in college through to a masters paired with work experience since 16 - 24 volunteering at various sites including even being an assistant national trust ranger leading volunteers, last one during my msc was part of a biobank and despite applying twice couldn't even get a job directly for them because they outsourced recruiting. I ended up unemployed for 4 months until I got onto that course, other mates were in a similar predicament and ones who did manage to find direct work earn less than me which is shit because you have to have a car and drive for those jobs and either you take a pay cut for them to fund it or you do it out of your back pocket. Games gone, this country is awful so I cant even be arsed, I once had ambition and now I wish to do as little as possible.
>>84311370Why did you attach the cartoon
>>84311402you say that like i didn't reverse image search the pic and i'm now reading an interesting article about the anime's director.>>84311370suffragettes are why ladies can vote, and that's nice. there are some smart ladies.but also non-landed men/women got the right to vote, which is also nice. if you think we ought to restrict it, how? IQ test or summat? they'll just skew the test so only intelligent can people pass it.
Kanye west is a danger to the UK because he said heil hitler in a song but unvetted migrants that stab and rape our wives and daughters get ushered in on a red carpet and put into 5 star hotels. Makes sense.
>a high school student by day and contract killer by night.>sexual abuse>gore scenes>revengecorrrr this sounds like the animest of the animes. if i was 13, i'd be right on Mininova giving this a d/l.
>>84311461They don't call it a convenient distraction for nothing. It'll be all over everything.
>>84311391>outsourcing recruiting onto a courseWas that just like, zero qualifications entry level course or was it, you need XYZ college and uni course Do you still work in that anon? was it at least enjoyable?
>>84311435Given that we have universal suffrage, even suffrage for non-citizens (LMAO!), literally any diminishing of the franchise is preferable and would produce better results.Personally I'd have something like the following restrictions:>employed>permanently resident for minimum 3 generations>aged 18-80>zero criminal record>minimum IQ requirement of 100 (test taken at 18, repeated every decade)>very basic literacy, numeracy and logic test passing requirement (test taken at 18, repeated every decade)Of course this will never happen so it's just fantasising but yeah would be a fucking DAMN sight better than what we have now with every fucking roadman, dosser and retard able to vote.
>>84311461they need to go north to Edinburgh where Rockstar Games are making a murder simulator where players kill people for fun.then they need to go south to Games Workshop in Nottingham because they sell games where children role-play in dungeons as dragons.
The suffragettes were stuffed down out throat so much in skool it ws weird. Women dnt need to vote or be smart. They need to be mothers n take care of weans. Suffragettes were cringe.
>>84311496you are a crazy person. the only test you need is the 'standard craziness aptitude test' go tell your GP you want scat immediately, he'll know what to do.
Anything thats detrimental to a healthy society nd traditional way of life ws encouraged at skool as a unquestionable inherent good. Its weird looking back.
Like divorce,abortion too.Its probly totally insane now in skools.
>>84311522you okay, crossy? i might be misreading this but you've seemed a bit low-key aggro for the past week or two.
My own skool werent too bad for that but on the news n general brainwashing of the times..,
Its what has led to this culture now Where its like the argument is over for 99% of ppl nd Abortion(murder) is jist inherently a good thing How crazy is that?
I mean you can quibble over what requirements should be placed on voting, but the very fact that literally the only people who cannot vote are prisoners currently serving a sentence of more than 12 months is fucking insane. Literally every single other person can vote, and of course the prisoner can vote once released as well.Not one restriction? Nothing at all? Not a criminal record, not employment status, not dual nationality, not immigration status, not home ownership or family formation or net tax status? Not even a hard rule on citizenship? (all commonwealth citizens can vote, that's the better part of 3 billion people)It's just straight up a democratic ratchet designed to allow the bottom 51% extract resource from productive people.
Business idea: get a 5 grand loan and put it all on black
>>84311572>democratic ratchet
>>84311461What's mad is that I'm a nazi and I'm already here
CROSSY ARE YOU OKAYCROSSY ARE YOU OKAYARE YOU OKAY CROSSY
>>84311590>I'm a nazi and I'm already herefuckin time travellers in /britfeel/
>>84311557Yea am.fine >>84311585Lmao
the best of britain posting on 4chan
>Nazis :( i hate these guys >:(then why wasn't you fighting in the war? why weren't any of the healthy adults in this classroom?while we had the Blitz, people in America were just comfy going to schools and that...?
Some of the ppl in that thread was borderline violent Its soooooo strange. Its3like when I wis talking to my church pal the day after assisted dying vote n she said "if you went by the internet you would think everybody is all for it" I guess she means social media etc. Upside down world.
>>84311625Melissa Joan Hart's IRL sister did the voice for cartoon Sabrina.she also played her little brat cousin in the main programme.#coolsabrinafacts
why are so many bible bashers narcissists?
>>84310512>>84311661re: origine
>>84311596I wis kind of upset today because i added more church ppls on whatsapp which is good However I wis looking thru wharsapp contacts as there wis some unknown numbers nd anyway I saw this group message i forgot with me n my sisters nd my Aunty where I said at some point How its been quite a while since [this time we went out for dinner] i said ave not seen you properly in ages Nd she said "I know especially when you're my best friend" Nd I only jist put it together now that this wis about 4 months before I knew about her illness but she probably did know at the time As she kept vaguely alluding to medical stuff likes that. Kinda sad.
Do you think it's mostly the low iq that use generalisations for bait posts?
https://youtu.be/0xGPi-Al3zQ
>>84311680damn that stings. sounds like your aunty was a good'un and i think she'd want you to be happy. all the more reason to live a content life and not go the Way of the Seether (a path that calls to us all.)
>>84311681I'd say so myself.
>>84311680You are such a fucking idiot. You ruin britfeel. Fuck off already.
>go into town>more of a shithole than it used to be>more shops closed than last year>more browns around than before, all magically idle and just fucking around on their phones>councils wont spend a penny on making the cities betterare we actually just approaching the doom era of the uk?
>>84311710there's no need for that now, is there?
>>84311652It takes a lot of humility to agree with God that any of this is worth it even in the long game and a lot of self-love to accept it really is ultimately for good
>>84311710And you are? Pointless seething like yours ruins this thread.
>>84311677Yeah doing that sort of thing does seem cozy, I can't drive and i don't have a car, I could probably get one, the idea of doing like evri delivery or amazon doesn't seem terrible. I think the hours for amazog absolutely fkn blow though, JustAlex the youtuber did that video where he worked as an amazon driver for a month and basically he got home every night at like 8pm, bed at 11, leave at 8. Just sounds like hell.I guess thinking about it like a highschooler is probably the best bet, what age were you when you stopped being a NEET anon and where are you now/what are you doing?thanks for the reply toothanks everyone for replying to me and helping last thread too, even if it's just anons the extra motivation of people being willing to explain is helping
>>84311710Guarantee you post nothing but shitty political spam
>>84311724it makes no sense to me how Britain's town centres are actually dead, yet developers keep building retail parks.you can have parking spaces AND 'walkable' towns, that's what a town centre is for. some of the post-war buildings look like mad Star Trek places that were built to last. they're not going to knock them down, but they're not going to put them to use, either?
Spaffed, me VerilyX
somewhat regret having a Slimfast (with milk) + senna combo.
>>84311724Its mad cause my local town back in the 1990s was proper bustling. It had all the usual shops. Woolworths, WHSmiths, Ethel Austins, BHS etc. Now it's barren. Like empty with nothing but charity shops, Turkish barbers and casinos. Everything else is boarded up.Everyone just moved to the city and left the towns to rot. To be fair, this doesn't seem to be just a British thing. I noticed it when I went to Japan as well.
>>84311710We already have a resident seether and we don't need another, big man.
i don't know what a 'vested' interest is.
>>84311821Online shopping killed almost everything. Business rates are very expensive as well, I've seen successful businesses struggle to stay open because the overheads are so high.
>beep>beep>meow>beep>beep>beep
>>84311774mate you look at places like dundee n the dundee city centre is fkn dead, no shops, no events, the only thing you see is uni students walking around or refugees or migrants idling around the place. Literally what the fuck do the council spend money on.>>84311821Yeah big Dundee was like that in the early 2000s too, I remember kicking about the town with my gran visiting woolies, WHsmithes, shops dedicated entirely to selling mirrors and glasswear, toy shops, sweet shops, there was always stuff going on in the town. Now it's like walking through an a wasteland. I've not been to Glasgow or Edinburgh in years but it feels like those two cities have just absorbed most of the people and...stuff?i get that online shopping has killed towns but the shops charged so fkn much and never adapted, still though it's so depressing to walk through ghost filled streets>>84311808you're gonna shit your guts out bud.
Pleasing absence of tripcode faggotry thus far. Well done, the lads.>>84311710Are you ok?
>>84311821qrd on suburban Japan?i know a few weebs who've done the whole Akihabara thing and then maybe they visit a quaint shrine and drink tea. but it gives me UAE vibes where you have the glitzy stuff for tourists and richoids, but how does the average Nihonjin exist? do their towns just look like ours?
>>84311837>a strong personal interest in something because you could get an advantage from it>invest in massive big dick dildo stocks>so you want women to use massive big dick dildos cuz it's in your interests as you would gain an advantage (money) from iti think
rolo edish
>>84311710>literally uses the same identifier each time>he doesn't take any actions to filter out said identifier>the seething commencesGo touch some grass, pal.
>>84311850cat inches away from a carton of milk, with no way to understand its contents.this is how we must look to aliens.
>>84311872luv me rolos
>>84311837it's interest, but wearing a vest, so it's in a vest, or invested, so you could argue it's a vested investment with interest in vests
>>84311872does anyone LIKE Rolos?they're to all chocolatekind what Bounty bars are to a tub of Celebrations.
almost a third through and only two nasty seethermongsit LUSH lads
>>84311866>qrd on suburban Japan?>i know a few weebs who've done the whole Akihabara thing >but how does the average Nihonjin exist? do their towns just look like ours?Akihabara is in the city so not really relevant but a lot of the villages and small towns outside of cities are basically dying because the kids who are born there don't want to live in a dead town. They want to make money and have opportunities, so they move to the city. The towns end up just old people who slowly die off and the town becomes a ghost town. The kids have no reason to ever go back.I think the same thing happens in the UK. The people who don't leave just get hooked on drugs or whatever and the places fall apart, like Blackpool.
feel like this pretty much sums up the uk now
my fellow brits, do you even try to be hopeful about the country now?if not then what?are any of you trying to leave the uk for good?
>>84311893I LOVE rolos
>>84311897It's the same all over the uk though, cities and towns alike. where tf is everyone gone
trips have and always will be cringe. r9k and particularly britfeel is for anon.
>>84311850you got a cat on your checkout
Oh come on Amazon!7-9pm delivery now, I was up at 5 ffs.
>>84311899going by the sign, did that building not begin life as whatever Eagle Mills is, they were just letting the space to a showroom?like when you see a church and it's been turned into a Chinese buffet or something. feels almost sacrilegious, but it's better to use the space.
>>84311945Tyrone knows the score xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>get a loan>fly to Japan>stay in capsule hotels until the money runs out>kill myself in that suicide forestGood plan I think
>>84311852Ave been to dundee..,Dandy statues....went in the Museum..was quite kewl....had dinner in nandos
Might stick the BBQ on.
Gna watch the chosen with my mam
Decided i am going to treat myself to a 2 or 3 day beach combing holiday in June on teh east coast of yorkshire. Going alone. Get a lift there, maybe train back.
>>84311978>get a job>fly to Japan>stay in cheap hotels>sip strong zeros in the comfy snowThis is what I did lad and it sounds better than your plan. Took this when I went to Japan in 2024.
>>84311945Many ppl would say the same about general freds on 4chan, ya know. We all cringe.
>>84311963Yeah it's in dundee, so it was an old jute industry mill. But that's just the thing yknow, these old buildings used to change hands but they never really stood empty, this ones been empty since 2018 at least. It just goes to show that there's literally zero investment in the town, this is one of the most popular roads in Dundee, this is one of *the* main roads in and out the city n this massive store front is just...abandoned>>84311980big nandys
Aeryn Sun you crazy broad, Crais hasn't done shit. the intro SAYS he's after yous but he's only shown up again once. and that was (arguably) as a ghost.
>>84311999and then just continue living? ugh
>>84311973Does Tyrone still do requests? I wonder how much money he's made from 4chan.
>>84312002do you know a lass called Brogan
>>84312035feels like he was ahead of his time tbqh. daft add-ons like '$5 - i wear a suit' and some anons were clearly willing to fork over the cash.he's probably laughing it up in the Bahamas at all these daft internet strangers who just chucked money at him. at least, that's how i like to think Tyrone is living his life.
b..b..but ...i...i'm ...o..on t...t...trip a..and i bbbbbought a...a pppppass a..acknowledge m...mekekking
>>84312031Yeah because you can save, go back again and drink more strong zero and eat more torikizoku
>>84312061Paedolad will be seething from his 2nd ban in as many months
SEASIDE WENT TO SWANAGE TODAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfSl4Abappk
>>84312037I knew a few brogans in highschool yeah
>>84312069cozy. cant even remember the last time I had a 'day out'
*informs the apus offset has been shot*
>>84312089whoa. small world.
>>84312115i doubt it's the same one you're thinking of, whats the age range of the one you've got in mind?
fridge is ice cold. think there might be actual ice in this can of Diet Coke.time for my yearly experiment to determine which way around the 1-5 temperature dial works.
>>84312089>highschoolSecondary school, you mean?
im tired of dancing here all by myselftonight i want to dance with someone elseget into the groove
>>84312177gets called highschool in scotland likesecondary is a bit of an english hing
>>84312186https://youtu.be/zpzdgmqIHOQ
>>84312069Going back in October me for more ramen. Toriki is ok but the food quality is nasty. The beers there were decent though
>>84312192Ave been thinking this before ITT. We def called it high skool. Ppl ITT r like. NO it was SECONDARY. Which yes. Technically thar ws the name. But we all called it high school. Made me second guess myself a few times this.
English ppl have a whole separate "sixth form college" instead of what we have as 5th and 6th year as jist normal high school years. Thats probably something to do with it.
>>84312215people just forget that we might be one country but we've got plenty of different ways of saying stuff
Dog treaded dog shit across the house for fuck sake
>>84312192>>84312215i have sympathy for Brummies who must constantly get >mom'dit's like when you're on another board and you weigh up, 'do i write this how i would, in colloquial/British English? or do i type Americanisms like a common trollop?'
>>84312236Reason 27 not to have a dog
o..oh... a..aye
c..can..I..h..have a..a..s..shandy..b..b..b..bass p.pp.please?whoahahahaha
stuttermong shit gimmick
>>84312284t..t..trip..on..n..n..nappy..l..l..lad..whoahahahaha
>>84312241I do tend to type like an american by default just cause of being online so much but when you do hit the "mum" you then get it with>BONG DETECTED>MUM>LOOOO
how the fuck do cunts in their 20s or older even make new pals
went to the shop to buy milk, got distracted by the sweets isle and forgot to buy milk. fat bastard problems
>>84312330aisle*
>>84312306aye, it's why i anticipate it. i don't want to 'inb4' every last thing, and sometimes you have to put 'parking lot' just for a quiet life.Tim Berners-Lee must be rolling in his grave.
Fren-F Woom - Deep Fried Frenz
Any lads watching Israeli TV?https://13tv.co.il/allshows/2010263/
bought a book at a charity shop today, the woman on the counter was really friendly and chatty. made me feel nice
>>84312373No. Sorry I'm immune to propaganda
Nothing sweeter in life than the feeling of a hot, wet, tight pussy sliding over your cock, just saying lads, literally nothing else comes close, really if I wasn't getting this enthusiastically from a non-fat biological female on the regular I'd question what the reason was for living.
i go to lidl just for the bakery section. it's top tier
>Which one lads?I think tonight Trump will:>Use nuclear bomb>Bomb whatever he hasn't bombed yet>Change his mind>Declare victory again>Bomb London>Say he decided to spare the Iranians, because he's a peacemaker>Say something else completely random
>>84312407bomb the car park of a power plant to 'show power' or some shit.
>>84312407trump poking kieran
>>84312407>8:01pm he fills his nappy >8:02 he fires out a 25,000 character tweet on his Dogshit social media platform>8:03 absolutely nothing happens and everything goes back to normal
>>84312284b..b..but i...i..i pppppaid ff..f..for a..a..a ppppass
>>84312326join a Dungeons & Dragons club. a hobby that will accept and accommodate singleton weirdos.
think i'd rather be shot than stabbed.
>>84312444What if it was a shot in the testicles and you lost 1?
>>84312442i would love to, i do enjoy dungeons and dragons but the issue is that the people who are into it are mostly people who have such the opposite political opinions than me that I just can't deal with them.D&D is full of the faggiest, troonmaxxing lefties
right wingers are typically very lonely, bitter people. just something i've noticed.
>>84312326Ave made friends thru the church. We have a whatsapp group n stuff ^-^
>>84312468are they? most right wing people I know have really strong social circles which they've had for years. That or they're the usual "doon ta pub innit" people
>>84312480do they call you crossy?
>>84312480when did you start attending?
When I'm drunk I just piss out of my window instead of going downstairs to the toilet
>>84312457it definitely attracts the quirk chungus crowd. but they're pretty harmless. 'politics' shit goes both ways though. better to park it and be open-minded for the sake of a group activity. some lad talking like a /b/tard IRL isn't a problem because it's oh-so-shocking, it's a problem because it's awkward as hell.
>go to local gaming club with a friend>only space left is for a Maid RPG one-shot>'what the hell, it might be a laugh.'>GM doesn't actually own/know the rules>transgender players talking in weebspeak>they all seem on the verge of tears for no reason>try to play along but ANYTHING makes them upset>(they're not even doing the improv 'yes, and...' thing)>friend just ups and leaves because it was too cringy>texts me asking me NOT to come up with an excuse for hermost awkward two hours of my life.
>>84312600dubs of true and real. This is what I imagine all modern d&d groups are now
>>84312532Same, but I'm a window cleaner, and I piss through people's open windows when they're not in.
got a job at my local record storeget in
>>84312612Critical Role has a lot to answer for.i just want to pretend-explore dungeons, man.
>>84312654whats the pay like, i can't imagine record stores are exactly popping nowadays to generate good wages for the ppl working there
>>84312654>store
Empire Records, High Fidelity, Good Vibrations.which is the most kino?
>>84312655yeah they kinda gentrified d&d
There won't be any nukesNothing will happenYou'll still be on bennies tomorrowYou'll still never feel the touch of a women
bring back social clubs. ban phones, segregate the sexes, put on daft events where strangers have to mingle.
>>84312661like around 14 quid an hour. it's my dream job though, get to listen and talk about music all day x
>>84312699And you'll still be here to read all my posts complaining about it x
>>84312706>segregate the sexes>put on daft events where strangers have to mingle.which one do you want? do you want people to meet partners and form families or just make friends of the same sex?
>>84312711decent time then like.
>>84312654phwoar imagine all the fit goth lass and arthoe coworkers you could shag
I went to a Reddit meetup once. It was my local city subreddit. It was without a doubt the most cringiest thing I've ever experienced in my entire life.
Mental how for most people you're actually better off not contributing because you get pension credit instead of the full state pension. They've made pension credit more appealing for most people, disincentivising planning for the future.
>>84312078Beaches and the benches lush
>>84312730wtf even is pension credit
>>84312729I went to a slate star codex/astral codex ten meetup once, very similar, dipped out as soon as I could.
>>84312734It's what you get instead of the full state pension. You only get the FSP if you have at least 35 years of NI contributions. You get pension credit if you don't meet that criteria. But pension credit entitles you to WAY more who value is for lots of people greater than the total value of their FSP. This is what you get on pension credit that you do not get on FSP:>Income top up (Up to 11,000 a year)>Housing benefit (Up to 12,000 a year)>Full Council Tax reduction>Free TV licence>Free dental care>Free NHS prescriptions>Free opticians + glasses vouchers>Social tariffs for bills>Warm Home Discount>Cold Weather Payments>Winter Fuel Allowance>Free bus pass>Free home insulation>Boiler grants>Help with moving costs>Hardship funds>Free wigs and fabric supports>Senior Railcard discount>Blue Badge parking scheme (normally disability-linked but Pension Credit can help bypass certain criteria locally)>Court fee remissions>Funeral Expenses Payment>Support for Mortgage Interest>Help with ground rent/service charges>Local food & fuel vouchers
>>84312739Yeah I dipped very fast. We were all sat around a table in a bar, the most nerdy looking fuckers (myself included), and nobody was really speaking. Then finally, someone spoke and went>Whats your guys most favourite subredditThen some dude was like>WorldNews because I love reading about current events!And it on like this for a while, bear in mind we were at a bar with live music on and they were talking about their favourite subreddits. Then finally, they moved to a new place. And the awkwardness continued with most of them just kinda being quiet and only maybe 3 people speaking. I just said I had shit to do and bailed. Another guy then walked out after me saying the same thing. Idk what I expected desu.
>>84312720just make friends of the same sex. the same lids can meet women elsewhere.
>>84312755mate the entire pension systems we have in the uk is so confusing or im just retardeddo jobs not offer pensions too?
Not gonna have a wank tonight.
>>84312772You don't know the difference between state pension and a private pension? kek
>>84312767this is why i think it's useful to have an activity like board games or D&D. less risk of awkward silences because you're playing a game.>>Whats your guys most favourite subreddit>>WorldNews because I love reading about current events!JRPG tier dialogue, 2/10 would not befriend.
>>84312785no not really im a neet and not even on neetbux.
>>84312772Yes, by law your employer is required to enroll you in a pension scheme, but these are mostly lower paying than the state pension and we're talking about the sort of people who either don't have jobs their whole lives or who are so high time preferenced that they choose to withdraw their private pensions early.If you worked cash in hand your whole life to avoid taxes, or are a boriswave care worker who arrived in Britain in your 40s and are now worrying about retirement fear not! Pension Credit is here to help.Oh and of course it's tax-free. Oh and I forgot attendance allowance which could be up to another 6k a year cash in hand tax-free.
>>84312730Pension credit is a top up not a replacement to state pension.
battyman fuming oh aye oh aye
me, too scared to sign into my Government Gateway account. i owe thousands from the times i WASN'T claiming bennies.
>>84312803he really is getting riled up, you luv to see it x
>>84312789Well, you wont get any pension at all if you are neet and not on benefits lmao
practically griting his teeth
>>84312804wait whatI've been a neet since highschool and i'm 29 now, i've never claimed benefits, am I about to get absolutely fucking destroyed if i sign on now or get a job? wtf does this evenb mean
>>84312804how does this mean you owe them thousands?
>>84312739what were the people like? any stories?
>>84312804literally sign in you absolute manchildany money owed continues to gather interest whether you log in or notat least if you log in and check you can sort a payment plan, otherwise they may take legal proceedingsdo it faggot
>>84312825Just means you won't get a state pension if you don't sign up (or dont get a job) kek
>>84312851But it's 35 years paying in to get a full state pension, which you can actually play 'catch up' by paying more into the pot anywayso how tf would anon owe them thousands
just wolfed down a 6 pack of mccoyslush x6 x
Gonna call in sick tomorrow for a laughFeel like I'm entering a manic phase and I want to give myself lots of time to do stupid things
>>84312864There's two state pension, there's one with less years needed. He would owe thousands if he wants the full state pension amount at retirement
Dadberg has somehow found a way to pay for LinuxI don't know anyone worse with their money honestly
>>84312893what distro lad?
favourite goldsrc or source engine map lads?gm_bigcity for me. very nostalgic
>>84312905Lindows 12, apparently it comes with AI.
The NPCs are riled up talking about nukes.
>>84312825https://www.gov.uk/check-state-pension>>84312839some National Insurance gaps when i was too proud to go on the dole, 2.5k altogether. means i won't receive my full state pension ;_;(unless i contribute to society for 20 years)
Mam enjoying the chosen. Lush.
>>84312930Not a good week for the norms, royal oak fc news and WW3 worries.
>>84312839You dont owe money in the usual sense, instead you need to accumulate the required credits to qualify for the pension. You get credits by working
>>84312982>You get credits by workingor you just sign on, 1 year on bennies = 1 year of NI contributions.
how does she keep producing kino after kino
>>84312905He's bought Zorin ProI told him to try Mint or at least the free Zorin first but he's gone all in like he always doesThis is why we had a fucking canoe in the house when I was a child
>>84312870Kinhell lid which ones
>>84312944You only need X number of years in total, as long as you don't miss many more the you'll be fineI honestly don't think it will exist at all in 30 years so don't worry about it
>>84313020flame grilled steak of course x
>>84313024what wont exist?
>>84313025Lovely, ideally washed down with full sugar Ribena x
will be waging war on my downstairs neighbours. i'd be munching on a Wispa bar right now if they hadn't stolen my boxes (working theory).
>>84313043Howled at that piccington anon. Ta x
>>84313024aye the forecast is that i'll get 105 quid per week, out of a potential 241 quid a week.forget the state pension, *i* might not exist by the 2060s.
>>84313017Her nudes make me gag.
at the ripe old age of 27 i went to a free party for the first time. it was ok but i dont think ill do it again.i bought some wokey but i dont think i like it its too expensive for what it is 4mmc does the job for a fraction of the price andd i dont like how it makes my teeth feelthanks for reading my blog
>>84312456mate of mine lost his testicle playing 5aside footie
>>84313120good blog hope you had fun anon
>>84313148corr it got stolen?? shouldn't have left it in de changing rooms
>>84313120the absolute STATE of the cunts in that photo
>>84313120was it a nonce party or something?
>Sloppyarse vibecoded jeet dev tailwind UI mess in cuckGPT breaking down again earlier so i can't rename any chats>Have the clankerberg code me a js bookmark directly hooking into the API locally which lets me rename the chat via console insteadQuite neat, is it not
>>84313215glad they're doing it and keeping the scene alive. the girls r fun but most of the dudes just sit around racking up ket looking miserable in their scutty tracksuits.was yearning for one of the guys there though he was very pretty. he gave me his number a few weeks ago when i met him somewhere else. i wanted to comm him to make me a chainmail gauntlet like he was wearing but he left me on read. tragic :(>>84313171it was ok. type 2 fun if anything. in the moment most of it was ok but i probably burned my brain out on stimulants and need a longer break. i thought 2 months would be enough
>watch psychotherapist interview vid about a specific type of criminal he deals with (not nonce)>pretty much describes meuh oh, not good lol
>dudes just sit around racking up ket looking miserable in their scutty tracksuits.( ._.)
>>84313310pee girl your lifestyle doesn't exactly scream 'capable of a healthy monogamous relationship' to me.
>>84313043I hid a wispa today. 1 of the best chocos After an hour or 2 in the fridge
>>84312505No....the group name has a cross emoji though
Remember eating a lot of wispas the first time I got fat in 2015.
>>84312507Last year. Not that long ago.
>>84313467well hopefully it's fufilling anon!
Lettuce pray that when our most loved ones r asleep tonight they will meet the Lord in a Dream nd have a conversion of the heart And our most hated enemies as well that are Most in need of mercy
what if I cant get into the idea of board games and I dont care about religion in the traditional sense, wot then
so is HHL banned again and if so whatfor?
>>84313493go to an illegal rave, then post photographs of the attendees online. you're GUARANTEED to make friends this way.
>>84313481Thanx,u should try ^-^
>>84313510not really into raves, I go to local sweaty metal gigs but I never make any permanent pals, sometimes I'll find 1 or even 2 people who I can have conversations with and have a decent time then they always have to get the train back.
>>84313120Ooh interesting this lad, how was it? What times were you there for? Mostly techno music was it? Where abouts?Always wanted to go to one, well when I was younger, in my 30s now and more comfortable at clubnights aimed at older people. Reckon mdma and k is the right sort of thing, bit of coke is fun but on its own won't get you in the mood. The mmcs will of course. Looks quite small as they go but probably better that way since less chance of being shut down or stabbed.
>>84313519Maybe one day anon! How did you start going?
i want pals :(
>>84313525Here's a little snippet of a video I took of the techno night I was at on Friday. Nice to be inside I reckon.
The cat acrually fished what I wanted that I dropped under the drawers. I wis about to pull the drawers out n she jist swiped it out. My wee sudafed spray. Makes a change from her knocking stuff over.
>>84313588hard to come by these days
a..another w...wuppa ggggarn dddddown t...the h..hatch
Michael J Fox
>>84313505He keeps threatening people when he's pissed on blue WKDs.
>>84313588Jesus will be your friend forever. Even tho if he wanted to he could abuse us as slaves. He calls us friends. It's quite amazing?>I do not call you servants any longer, because the servant does not know what the master is doing; but I have called you friends, because I have made known to you everything that I have heard from my Father.>John 15:15
>>84313505posting illegal images of kids
>>84313621i cant go the pub wi jesus though
>>84313619>threatening people when he's pissedagain?
>>84313626do you mean the helen skelton photos?
>>84313635No that was ruthmong, that's why we've not seen any AI slop for days now.
>>84313630imagine if you did, wine for the price of water cooor
>>84313626Paedos never change
>>84313631Yes and he lost his 20 pound 4chan pass he only had it for 3 days kek
>>84313510not a crime to have a little party lad! grow up>>84313525was there from midnight to about 8ish i think. clown girl gave us a couple bumps of her mcat to start with there was some gabber, jungle, hardcore, techno bit of everything. i was knackered, ran out of the tiny bit of mcat i packed, the dog walkers were pottering about and i needed to sleep for the next night out i had planned. i would probably have stuck around all day otherwise because i have fuck all else to do
>>84313529Oh I jist decided to go one day. Its not easy it took a lot of building up as am very socially anxious. Its done a lot of good for me in a short time. I hope u can experience it one day. May I request a Name to add to prayer list UwU I mean like a pseudonym doesn't have to be your real one. >>84313588And you as well?
>>84313660>he lost his 20 pound 4chan pass he only had it for 3 dayskekking to the maximum levels possible
>>84313630Yeah I do get what u mean friend. Life is hard alone.
Alice deejay know the score.
>its personality X!>no its personality Y!!!!>its the proxy site!!!>he's using VPN>its just an email they won't send it!!
oh aye oh aye it lush it really lush x
>Browserberg crashing earlier>Dwm crashing right afterwardsckin ell X
me? becoming increasingly weird and unhinged the longer my isolation persists
>>84313672>May I request a Name to add to prayer listOh gosh, uhhhm. Put it under Alexander, it's my middle name and I'm sure the big man will understand the intent.I know praying for the lord to directly give me the strength to do something isn't really 'how it works' so If you can anon, pray the lord grants me small opportunities that will allow me to change my ways, become a better person, beat my disgusting addiction to porn, do better, be better, continue with my motivation to better myself, grant me the opportunities to show my father I can stand on my own two feet. Thanks anon, bless you.One day I hope I can face church, but for n ow i think i need to bear the weight of my sins and use the burden as motivation to crawl out of the revolting pit i've put myself in.
im starting a collection
crude oil prices down 8% and it lush
>>84313772Just picture the little mong drooling, wotsit fingers, mashing away at his little spacker centre chromebook in the dead of night posting this kek.
>>84313742Understood, Thank u, God bless <3
Thread full of drivel
it was never anything personal de lid
Fanny and rectum
>>84313825Not seen any SPACCA posts in a while de lid, have you been banned recently?
>>84313841gimmick went dry de lid
frogfingers de lid. my bad de lid.>>84313843 >>84313848
i am going to MURDER a fishfinger sandwich
love a cheeky bumsesh oh aye
Chika wis right. Proper good x
Proper binged 4 episodes of the chosen. Only stopped cus mam went to bed. I want to make sure shes seen all of it so i wont skip ahead myself.Everyone who's eben a bit curious should watch the chosen. Great show.
good night and a pleasant morning to all good lads
>Yet to all who did receive him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God>John 1:12
>Zion don's dedline to the persian aryans running out in 30 minutesScrew this shabbosmaxxed pedo crypto-kike and the (((kikes))) pupeteering him, could use the prepping shekels for other stuff
>>84314011Alright lad I will try to make a church service this weekend.
>>84314046That will be amazing for you. I hope many blessings follow for you. God loves you.
>>84313346post that viddy, mr skiddy
Trump shit himself and did nothingNight good lads
>Dedline's not even up and the fat orange shabbos pedo has already pulled a TACO on the goyimMy God lol
one day something might happen
I'd let a tranny fuck my arse and cum in me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA30cz88eWEthoughts?
had to sleep in the ol' lorry last night, i did volunteer for it though, also managed to take 9 hours getting from glasgow to warrington today on account of the M6 shitting itsself near penrith because of the crash earlier on, 4 bastard hours to to one and a half milesim lorry anon and this has been my ted rant
Mongboys: FumingNonces: BannedGood lads: Off to bedhttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
Imagine if the (((US))) had lost WW2We'd have aryo-nipponese colonies on alpha centauri right nowInstead we get this shit
>zerohedge.com/energy/75-gulf-energy-assets-damaged-us-iran-war-supply-shock-intensifies>"it wouldn't be Tuesday without TACOs."Heh innit
>>84314182matehow is lorry life like, i've always wondered
2 pints weren't enough.
>>84314307in what way? if you dont have a life, or want to have a life outside work then its honestly pretty good, just be prepared to get home, jump in bed nearly straight away, straight up and to work and count yourself lucky if you get 8 hours sleep, but the return is good money at least
>>84314317is the money that good tho? My uncle does artic lorry work where he transports frozen food stuff up and down the country and he always seems broke. He did the car transporter stuff with eddie stobart and i think that was better money.I've never asked him what work life really is like cause he's not a very talkative open person but yeah, he gets in, goes to bed, gets up at 3-4, leaves, gets home at 6pm, makes his tea and eats it, sleeps at like 7.Is there no hgv jobs where like... you can have a life?
>>84314374the money is good just because we do so many hours, if everyone was regularly pulling 14-15 hour shifts then theyd be on good money too, most of them would probably be making more than us, on artic work its alot of long hours and usually unsociable hours, if you stick to rigids then youre more likely to get some 7am-5pm shifts or something along those lines but then the hourly rate isnt as good, my rate is 17.50 per hour flat rate, ive got enough experience to probably get 21-24 bong per hour with a different company but the work wouldnt be as easy
For me? It's Eskimo EmmaX
>>84314401That's fair, I always thought the trucks looked really cool, I remember my uncle always joked about sneaking me on one of the eddie stobart car transporters with him for a day. Back when we were still in the EU I think he done a few trips on the shuttle trains to the EU to pick up a load of cars or something.That shit must've been such a cool vibe. Do you ever get lonely or are you kinda just used to the antisocial aspect of the job? Also what is the training like, sorry if i'm being prodding, it's just interesting and it could always be an interesting job to try to do for a few years
>>84314441>Do you ever get lonely or are you kinda just used to the antisocial aspect of the job?i dont mind it really desu lid, before this i did alot of warehousing so i was used to working with people, its strange getting used to spending 95% of the working day on your own but i dont really mind it>Also what is the training liketo get your license? honestly a pain in the arse, theres medicals, eyesight tests, theories and practicals and CPC aswell, if you end up going for it my advice is to find a training school that will sort all those out for you, my training cost 3,200 with all first time passes, that was in 2023, no need to apologise lad, ive tried to turn a few people onto driving for a living, most hesitate because the trucks look too big and theyre scared to drive them but thats honestly the first thing you get used to about them
They pulled Ian Huntley apart like wet tissue paper.
>>84314522Yeh, I've been in a few with my uncle just sitting around and we're done short trips, like he'd pick me up from one end of the city and drive me around just before he does his delivery, drop me off, normally like a 15-25 min drive. Felt really cool to be in them.I think the problem is I've got dogs so I don't think I could do that to them, leaving them on their own all the time, no gf or wife to look after them so I guess it would be a pipe dream for now anyway. >get your licenseI'd probs pass the medicals but the eyesight test...ehhhh, I'm meant to wear glasses but I've never wore them, mainly just cause I've got poor eyesight in 1 eye.Autistic like but I've played a good bit of Eurotruck, doubt that translates to understanding how to drive but I at least understand how trailers kinda move mentally, how it actually feels is another story
>>84314552>I think the problem is I've got dogsyea that would be a bit much, one of the lads at my old place was like that and he ended up leaving, honestly if youre lucky enough to drop onto a pretty small, easy going firm i bet some of them would let you take your doggos along, i did play euro truck simulator about 10 years ago before i even seriously thought of becoming a driver, from what i remember it does a pretty good job of teaching you the basics of dragging a trailer around, and a quick check on youtube tells me that it would still do that but the mirrors on the game are fucked up and it makes it look like your trailer is about half a mile long stretching into a black hole kek
>>84314584>would let you take your doggos alongnah nae chance like, two big bastard rotties in the cab, not a shot, fuck carrying the heavy bastards in and out the cab toomate yeah the mirrors are fucked if you change your FOV, if your FOV is high so you have normal view out the front window your mirrors are zooming into space.Anyway it was nice talking to you, I'm gonna head off to bed, thanks for the replies anon, drive safe my man
>>84314631>two big bastard rotties in the cabgwon lad could be a good laugh, have a nice sleep anon my m8, feel free to ask anymore next time you see me ranting in here about my dream job
corrr quite a kino episode of Farscape, that.off to sleep now. cheeky /britfeel/ bump before i go. hope you lads have a good day x
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1kgz7pnwd8oOrwellian, is it not
Anal kings report in
thread for hhl>>84314520
I've just woke up haven't i, yes I have haven't i. It a shame president Cheeto is a cuck.
Helper getting banned is killing my vibe. His posts are British fire
old phone (10 V) is taking forever to backup, its supposed to do it every night when not being used but apparently that has never happened, been at it an hour now (have new phone A57)...
why post this? do you honestly think anybody cares?
tempted to get another coffee but cba to get up
Young clean fanny
I simply don't care
>>84315913About what? Young clean fanny?
>>84315913You need to care
I'm on that waffeine grind am i not?
Off to beddingburyVerilyX
Brian uprising today
The Brian uprising was a success. Now for the Brian downsitting.
My stocks are garn through the roof
My erect penis in a young clean fanny
Rly enjoy this fred>>>/an/5109552
A week ago Trump said the U.S. didn't need the strait opened and our allies could figure it out. This is the most confusing non-war but destroy an entire civilization conflict I have ever seen
Was supposed to go into officetoilberg today but I slept badly and have anxiety so am authorising myself another WFH do very little day. Might treat myself to a wank.
>>84316389I have the perfect image for that, seen it the other day/week. A medieval cat.
>>84316389Kek this is a good thread, brought back my favourite
>>84316180Top marks for not trying.
>>84313926Based, knew you'd like that bit. It's full of kino, hype moments and aura like this desu.
Discovered another positive about having kids, when I call in sick to work I don't have to sound ill, I can just say I don't have childcare or my kid is sick.
>>84316460Can you list all the positives and negatives?
>>84315605>05:43:33And you were thinking about another man's penis. Are you gay, lad? I'd rather have a little dick than be a faggot.
>>84316473+ Hundreds of joyful moments every day that you would never otherwise experience- Get a bit sleepy
>painkillers taken>spliff rolledTime to go get high in muh mum's garage then take the hound out for an adventure.
>>84316497Think you might be being a little disingenuous here, however I am happy you're largely enjoying yourself. Certainly isn't the life for me but someone's got to do it.
>>84316513Well there's no shortage of people moaning about parenting, so yeah I do try to be positive.
>>84316525I found once they stop filling nappies and can feed and clothe themselves, theyre quite a laugh
>>84314631Kekking at Ahmed (3 stars) cacking it trying to check his mirror to be obscured by anons two massive rotties on their best behavior looking back at him with tongues hanging out
>>84316530Yeah I agree. I have liked it better with every stage, I never really wish I could go back.
I feel like I would love lorry driving, except for the reverse parking. That is something I have never been able to really get my head around.I tried it in euro truck simulator and it went as bad as I thought it would.
My friends want to go to pattaya Thailand, the main one is saying he wants to get a prostitute for a week (as well as a ladyboy, IMO). I said yeah sure, but now I'm thinking nah. Thought about it last night, and I'm going on a 3 day beachcomber holiday. Fuck it. Do a holiday for me at my pace, doing what I want.This is what i need.
>>84316559Get a tesla lorry, or make your own.
>>84316497Very cute x
Tempted to rub one out quickly before I have to do the other thing
>>84316561They have beaches in Thailand thoughever
>>84316561There are a lot of places nicer than that in Thailand, normal people avoid it because it's literally just for fat old white men to fuck whores. Go to anywhere else and you can still get whores but it'll be nicer.
>>84316570>>84316575Yes, but they don't have the beach that I want to go to. They'll be full of people, and not full of fossils and geological treasures.
>>84316589Oh I see, yeah you do that then sounds like a nice time. Would ensure you're staying somewhere nice and not slap bang next to a brothel or night club. I have made that mistake and it wasn't a pleasant experience.
>>84316592That's it, plus I don't want to be going on a week long all day drinking and whatever else. Plus it looks like a night on that walking street (main street full of bars and prostitution and stuff). Plus it's a long flight, and doubt my body would appreciate that now (yes I am old, but also have MS).I just need to work out the logistics of it all as I don't drive.
>>84316561>Thank you for coming to my TED talk.>Chat please like and subscribe.
Don't have any tasks to give to the intern and he is starting to get restless
>>84316561Your idea sounds liek a better time to me ^-^
>>84316635How long can he balance on one leg?And then of course the follow up task is how long can he stand on the other leg.That should take you up to dinnertime.
>>84316565QRD on the aforementioned.
>>84316575This bro fucks.
>>84316638Why did god give you a hidden disability that makes you unable to function in society?
The dog and I have decided we'll watch this last episode of frasier, then go for a walk.
>>84316638It's going to be pretty sweet, desu.
>>84316451The world at that time was even more brutal and people hardened to feeling love than now it rly stands out when you think how this message spread in such a place and time.
>>84316670All set backs we have in life are for a greater purpose. The bad is leading to greater goods. Nothing happens by accident. It will make sense 1 day. >And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose>Romans 8:28
>>84316723>The bad is leading to greater goods.In your case clearly not though
at what point did browsing the web become doom scrolling
>>84316730I think so, if youre more distracted succeeding in worldly things, which don't last, you dont give God a second thought. You think you dont need him. That often.happens. Thats the worst possible outcome.
>>84316731When they invented infinite scroll for every social media. It used to just end, I got on Instagram in 2009 and once you'd seen all your friends posts that was it, just finished. Short form video has fucked everything.
>>84316739What do you think about people who have a different faith? Are they just wrong?
>>84316756They're all deluded to a lesser extent. Imagine your sky deity did any or all that they're reported to have done, or that they're even real.>GOD IS REAL>SOURCE TRUST ME MY CHILD>GIB MONIEZLudicrous.
>>84316723>All set backs we have in life are for a greater purpose. The bad is leading to greater goods. Nothing happens by accident. It will make sense 1 day.This has always seemed like a total load of wank to me and obvious, blistering cope. There are endless examples of horrendous things happening to innocent people for which there isn't even any conceivable rationale in terms of positive moral development elsewhere/in others. I three year old getting mauled to death by wild dogs doesn't benefit anyone in any way. To claim otherwise is just saying outright that you're a moral coward and can't face the clear reality that there is no grand plan, there's no reason for suffering etc.Religion always has been and always will be cope of the highest degree.
>religionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGrEWGkBIyE
Me? Perc DJ mix. It a banger.
>>84316768Me? Codeine and clonazepam
>>84316763>some lad stuck i knife in my neck for my mobile phone!Dont worry lad, it all part of gods plan
>>84316723>And we knowDo we? How?
>>84316778Yeah exactly, it sounds very poetic and grand talking about how everything happens for a reason, trust in god's plan or whatever, but the actual nitty gritty of reality doesn't reflect anything of the sort.>a seagull shit in my mouth while I was sunbathing eurgh oh fuck oh my god this is fucking gross!>fear not, my child, for all this has been foretold...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TilZBKGR2S0addicted to this today
It's genuinely the worst thing to have a gf and find out she simply doesn't want your favourite kinky thing in the bedroom at all. It feels gutting, because you know it's irrational to some extent, people don't choose their little kinks, it's all arbitrary and yet to hear that it's not going to happen feels like someone opened up your chest.
https://youtu.be/EBkmcyQKC7EAhoo hoo hoo
>>84316787Well known fact that christfags just really aren't very clever and need a religion to do their philosophical thinking for them.
>>84316806atheism and religion is two sides of the same cope, I think.>I'm a mediocre twat, and I don't want anyone judging me for wanking>I'm a mediocre twat, and I want to judge you for wanking
Even a literal retard like HHL knows religion is just a load of shit
The Green immigration platform really is just fucking nuts.>anyone from anywhere can arrive with or without a visa (you will be given one on arrival)>can change visa at any time>work visas entitle you to all benefits, full access to the NHS and voting rights from day one, no exceptions or requirements>criteria for work visa is minimum wage, no language requirement, no savings requirement, income threshold abolished i.e. you could work one single hour at minimum wage and be entitled to your visa>no forced removals whatsoever>any arrival, legal or illegal, with or without a job, with or without criminal history can apply for settled status after 5 years
>>84316821Yet refuse to do anything about it other than moan about it here (instead of /pol/ for some reason)
>>84316819HHL believes in aliens which is fake and gay religion for atheists. Many people reject religion simply because they lack the humility to accept the idea of anything greater than themselves.
>>84316821Fuck sake, I thought we had it bad with brown immigration. What's this green immigration, carbon free immigrants?
sexy brown lasses migrating to my bed
>>84316852Truth, atheists worship themselves as gods. There are people who if they found irrefutable proof for God's existence would still choose not to follow him. They simply don't want to. They believe they are the last word on everything. Atheist psychology.
>>84316875>yfw, a dinghy full of young lads turn up
avin brown kids, and raising them to be Morris dancers.
>>84316903>not morris twerkers
>>84316890Could come in handy depending on the situation
SEASIDE UDPATEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D7ToQxHUc8
>>84316852Alien religion has been under construction for years, getting rolled out incrementally, mongs think space ships with little green men are buzzing about even though there are no reports of such a thing prior to 1947 when the idea was invented.This will be the new (fake) religion the oversocialised middle class will latch on to while patting themselves on the back for how clever and advanced they are.>The aliens landed. They have been watching us they stepped in because we made nuclear weapons. They want us to live in peace! We must dissolve nation states and become one people to follow the aliens! They know best for us!Bro, when the aliens land, all the people on earth will be united as friends! They all follow this John Lennon style globalist slop cult. Religion for atheists.
Bro, bro the aliens are watching over us broNot God. That's stupid. The aliens though. You know. Science God.
95 percent donePrime your wit for a CULT CLASSIC edish>>84316938>>84316938>>84316938
God :/God, but science fiction :O
>>84316852Truth nuke. Every human is religious in some way. If you don't worship God you will worship something else - yourself, money, sex, your race, your favourite musician. In the bible this is known as a false idol. It doesn't mean those things are bad, but they don't work as objects or worship put before God because they are temporary while God is eternal. This is kinda one of the main points of the Bible. There is nobody who is just "not religious". You do worship something. So choose wisely.
>>84316969A lot of people have replaced God with politics as their religion these days.
>>84316475Nothing wrong with being gay? You're just upset it wasn't your little pecker that was being discussed :)
>>84316763If you see Goodness as anything that draws ppl closer to God then it does make sense. As ppl end up in relationship with God, closer to God via many different diverse paths. If you define Goodness as ur subjective personal pleasure then sure, but that is only your opinion, everything is jist opinion in your morally subjective world. U should reas the gospel of John nd pray for faith because God is real nd you will find out the easy way or the hard way nd I don't want that for you the second one. God loves you.
>>84316763God is Good.Jesus said only God is good. (Mark 10:18)So everythignt that gets us closer to God is directed towards good as He is the ultimate good. That can be a pleasurable experience leading to him or a difficult one. An atheist can't rly.say what's for the best or worst. It's just opinion. Different atheists jabe different opinions. So why would you eben be bothered.
>>84316782Bc the Bible says God desires everubody to be saved >This is good, and pleases God our Savior, who wants all people to be saved and to come to a knowledge of the truth>1 Timothy 2:4As God is Goodness itself and he wants all to be saved it is logical that He would work the bad (separation from Him) in our lives into good (being with Him). Whilst leaving us able to make enough bad choices IF we want to that eventually we can't be saved anymore if we really.want to reject him. As he wont force you to love Him but will give you the grace to know Him and learn ehough that you would.make a free choice to love Him. That's why it's important to learn this ASAP. As life is very short.
Crispy smoked bacon butty with sweet chilli sauce? Don't mind if I do.
n_n also dont bully me for writing a lot I fink.its OK because there's a new fred for new stuff.Am not posting it in that one to be polite.
>>84317149Interesting condiment choice lol
>>84317158Tis quite a flavoursome combination.
n_n I keep daydreaming about imagining I had a wife n kids that we have a wholesome life together. Its like the 30+ version of tfw no gf
>>84316941TEARS IN ME EYES I TELL YA
>>84317198MARRY MY FRIENDYOU'RE NICEt. normal person who wants his frens to be happy
before anyone starts, i HAVE introduced a couple to each other who are now marriedgranted it was when they were about 17 but i was pure schemin, knew they'd clickdid they invite me to their wedding? no ;__;
>>84317223I dnt fink it would be fair for me to marry anyone in reality. Am not that great to be around. Theres much better options. Its jist a dream I guess. Like "If things had worked out different" ya know.
>>84317223U should see this ffed. Think you spoke about this stuff before >>>/an/5109552
>>84317237find yourself a nice church girl Crosslad. maybe you'll have to do some RL forgiveness if she has a dark past but, well, that's real life on our island and not purity-obsessed weirdos on 4chan. let's be real: you and i both have our demons and i certainly wouldn't hold that against you or anyone else in our position, even if it makes things complicated classic Avril Lavigne style.i suppose actual kids are different because i do think parents should be CAPABLE of supporting and raising children wherever possible.>>84317242thanks hahaha look at this dog: >>84316429
https://warosu.org/jp/?task=search&search_text=%22hahahaha+look+at+that+dog%22all me, i invented this meme.
n_n never thought about the name.elephant and Castle. I cycled on a bike from Clapham Common to elephant n Castle before accidentally that is ended up there.Cycled into trafalgar sq a few.times as well. Madness.rly. it was rly.dangerous. I was 18 didn't care.
>>84317272Yeah I get you. Thanx ^-^
>>84317272Not like am a great artist byt its hard to understand how you could draw a full on human face on a animal nd think Yeah That's Probably close enough
>>84317272Mind you, Mirrors only became common in 1800s. That's kinda weird init ? Most ppl never got to look at their reflection much until then.
>>84317290Really lol I remember that. The dog jumping theough hoops?
>>84317290Oh I was mixing up with "look at it go" or whatever it was with the hoop dog. It's hard to check cus warosu archive is slow af. I do remember this as well tho I fink. 2013 was a particular year where I wis on there all day every day.
>>84317313maybe '...and the head of a man!' was just exciting to them. or it's the only reference they had available, so it's all they knew how to draw.>pray tell: did the beast have eyes, nose, and a mouth?>aye.>mint, i can do those.>>84317320this painting from 1434 has a mirror where the painter painted himself painting which is great.>>84317327>>84317351ohh yeah i remember people kept shooping in more hoops. think the original had four? that's still a lot of hoops IMO.
>>84317380 It is very impressive
The book I got off amszon got some weird stamps on. Then I noticed on the back there's a sticker from a library in America. Prrtty kewl.
You know when your mams brother marries some woman. She isn't blood related to you. But if they have a kid. They are more related to you genetically than the woman who made him. Even tho theres more steps in between yous relationally. Ya know ?
Its like when you realise your cousins have whole entire other families that you've never met. Feel left out of the party.
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