/r9k/ - >On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

04/07/26(Tue)16:34:14 No.84312960

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Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)16:34:14 No.84312960 Archived

>On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On that same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging.

Happy immortality day!
What would you do if you, and everyone on earth was immortal starting now?

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)16:35:50 No.84312970

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)16:35:50 No.84312970

>>84312960
start going through my backlog I guess

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)16:36:10 No.84312972

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)16:36:10 No.84312972

>>84312960
does my body decays or will I stay intact if I am crushed by rocks?

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)16:40:52 No.84312998

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)16:40:52 No.84312998

cool to know that i'm not the only jon bois fan here

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)17:49:08 No.84313376

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)17:49:08 No.84313376

>>84312960
I guess I play weird versions of football

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)17:51:12 No.84313387

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)17:51:12 No.84313387

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>>84312960
I'd go hollow knowing i'm truly trapped in a world i just want to escape from. end my suffering. i didnt ask to be born this way, why am i being forced to live this way? I just want to know what it's like to be happy

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)17:56:16 No.84313408

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)17:56:16 No.84313408

>>84312972
I think it'd defeat the point making everyone immortal if you could kill or die I assume you'd stay intact
>>84313387
Perhaps if you had forever to find it, you could find a reason to be happy