Birst :DDDD

I hear police cars outside and have a sudden urge to play Grand Theft Auto V despite lacking both PCs and video game consoles for over six years and me finding GTA Online kinda boring

Leave my family alone, or I swear to God I'm going to go a random person's family home and harass them. That'll show you how you'd feel if you'd been harassing my family with indiscriminate letters of your private parts. Go on, you show my family yours and I'll show this family mine, through their windows while they're sleeping at night, mmm yeah, but if they don't see me it just means I'll have to break up my schedule to keep them on their toes as the outline of my penis in the moonlight is reflected back on their face.
You might call that moons over my hammy, but for me, that's a $6 frank with two cherry tomatoes as a side, and if you think that's wrong, maybe you should take up farming because I've heard you're a real cherry picker, not to mention you can't even till the soil or feed the ducks.
You think you're being clever, you think you're funny, but I'll have you know I've got you right where I want you, you're simply circling the drain to my gravitational pull of the phantom rings of my typist's fedora top, so maybe you should make like carrot top, and get back to the farm ming

>>84314042
>lacking both PCs and video game consoles for over six years
What happened that you are this poor?

>tfw has your entire life ruined because some redheaded cunt told people to follow you around

Almost caught you by the tip of your red headed cunt hairs, oy, maybe if you weren't such a cunt herring, there wouldn't be such a fishy smell in the area, however as she is pretty cheap per pound, it makes a lot of sense

Go tell it to CaptainCreamPie OHNUCK

>>84314218
Yeah yeah we get it, Chuck rhymes with fuck and suck

>>84314237
These guys, on either side of me? They're asleep.

it's important we keep this a safe space for schizoposting and melties <3 conservation is vital in these trying times

>>84314258
Big Pussy? More like big cunt

>>84314276
I'll do my part. You do your's!

>>84314276
It's important that you, a shut up
And not only that but a, be quiet
>>84314288
That was hilarious, did you write that down on the back of your hand to remember it later since your ego was so shattered by my verbosity and minute colonic inertia that manifests itself as a pox upon your box? Or as your mom might say, that moldy rug burn, and I would know, since I shagged her

>>84314295
you always put an apostrophe in 'yours'. it's one of those little things, like your use of 'alot'

>>84314336
Keep talking sexy like that, and I'm going to put my comma in your colon, ungh stop you're giving me a semi

>>84314323
*stabbing you, a with a screwdriver*

>>84314323
No, I simply heard it from yours as I was shagging her!

>>84314336
I'm sure that's not the only identifiable trait(s) I have. Not really trying to obfuscate or anything. I have plenty of those in my file on you too. I catch them vocally when I speak too. I mean that's correct right? Since it's possessive? Or am I retarded?

>>84314350
Please stop I think I'm having a schizophrenic meltdown

>>84314353
Ooh, you wouldn't have repeated shag if you caught the rug joke I made, so allow me to rub it in with some rug it in, to make you more rugged to receiving the back end of my jokes, as you are typically used to, receiving it in the back end, kinda like your fat ugly momma

Wait a minute, this isn't anon's whorehouse, it's anon's whore-house. Simple mistake, one's a whore, and one's a house

https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Shivering:Unproductive_Musings
Epstein has nothing on Verenim

This is a letter to my babe, to my one and only -

Rinse your dishes off in the sink and I'll load the dishwasher, is that so difficult? It's almost like existing at all in this past modern landscape is a detriment to your post operant conditions, hmm, as if the nature we've carved out for ourselves to make things easier is exactly what has made us weak, yes in fact, so very poisoned physically and psychopompsomatically that we've lost sight of why we ever started doing this in the first place, hmm, the big Why, by far the strangest letter in the memetic alphabet, one innately around your tongue that is attached to the foot of a bird called truth that leaves its droppings of wisdom in your mouth, maybe it is the untying abd and rejecting of all truth and word that only then can all be seen in its truest light formality, until then, pick up your damn dishes

- Your OTP the one and only

If you're a female who had a sob-inducing Homecoming of Self today, you might be my soulmate! If you a male who just lost something innocent and irreplaceable in himself today, you might be my twin flame!

If you're a humanoid with any heart left you should leave my sacred shitting grounds

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>Clang Associations: Sentences are formed by rhyme and rhythm ("I tied the rope soap the slope nope") rather than logical connections.
>Word Salad & Neologisms: Speech may blend into nonsensical, rhythmic, or repetitive phrases, including made-up words.
>Dramatic or Literal Metaphors: Speech can be overly formal, intense, or dramatic, with an inability to understand figurative language, resulting in a literal, poetic style.
>Involuntary Nature: Unlike artistic poetry, this style is a symptom of disorganized thought (positive symptom) and is often uncontrolled by the individual.

thats not me you faggot l am

I didn't say built different this time. You did :^)

>>84314530
That would probably hit home if I didn't just immediately discredit you by saying your mom gave birth to you in the looney bin
Now I suggest you take your psycho-cat-analytical-astrophe out of the bag and take a few deep breaths
Except
There was no cat and that's my jenkim bag

I just can't get enough of the smell of my own brand, hence why I sit and ponder, the aroma of my flatulent mysticism, that's why I invented this device to beam the aroma directly into your head so you can enjoy it too
Go ahead, take a long deep brain breath and tell me what my gastro intellectualism smells like

>>84314558
Nocat at all :^))))))

>>84314567
The literalliest that's ever Me'd since the Convention

That is to say, sit on the porcelain throne of all man's achievement and smell the spoils of victory
>>84314571
Well, you know what they say, nocat at all is better than no cat, at, all, because no cat at all can be everywhere all at once, once.
>>84314578
And me too, which is why I'm suing you for pschological infringement of property rights because you just #metoo molested me with your ineffectual verbiage and take it to pound town, which is where I'll be taking you, after our date, babe

https://youtu.be/nqzCPGZaqSc

>>84314600
Keep your aim straight compadre. Pod racing is a man's sport, and I'll de-grease the prevenient grace your industry plant of an auntie tried to will to you faster than you can sing my Gematric phone number backwards. You haven't see nothing. For a long time. We miss you. You're tearing this family apart. Christen your champion and DO NOT show up with underoos on

mooooooom they're flirting in xavierspeak in public again!

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To become one with the shitpost, youngling, you must learn to master bait with defecant mailing intent
Now listen and observe

>>84314357
it's grammatically incorrect, but a very common mistake. was just saying hi i see you there

You misjudged my intentions, not my capacity. Rue this.

>>84314664
Rue deez nuts in your mouf

>>84314660
Damn. I guess I'll have to fix that.. I figured you knew anyway since I posted a vocaroo about making a thread in the other one. You are seen as well. Glad to see you enjoying your time. Hello.

Let me guess
It was the comment about your fat momma that did it
Well, I'm sorry
I'll leave your fat grotesque pimple nosed hag witch of a mother out of my insults next time
And you can promise yourself to leave another page
In your notebook
To write kind and considerate diet recipes tailored to her specific genetic place of origin
So she can lose weight
And be sexy enough for me to bang again
Oh yeah

I WANNA SEE YOU THROW A FUCKING HIP OUT ON THIS FLOOR, GRANDMA
https://youtu.be/W8_JdYDiBO0

>>84314700
i didn't see that, no. im also playing dew, so my attention is split. hello :)

>>84314886
Ah. Now I'm embarrassed. You better send me money to ease my pain and suffering.. Hehe. That sounds fun. I'm reading the bible some in between refreshing the board occasionally.

Dislike when lore don't care is shoved just enough in face to be aware of annoyance but does not enough to make care about dot connecting