>Schizo ex is in the psych ward in a jail>Keeps calling me>Claims David Tenant is torturing her>Along with her high school friend Kayla that she doesn't get along with anymoreThis shit sucks. I genuinely feel awful for her.
>>84314029You should pay David Tenant to do a cameo for her.
>>84314029You should find David Tenant's address and send him a letter asking him to stop torturing your ex
>>84314029You should have a threesome with David Tennant and Kayla and send a video of it to your ex.
>>84314029"My steak is too rare and my lobster is too buttery" the thread.
>>84314133How's she supposed to get it in jail?
>>84314090Where get money?
twist: OP is the schizo and there is no ex.
>>84314282M Night Shalaylay ass twist
>>84314266They have tablets in jail.
>>84314278Crowdfund
>>84314378Oh I don't think they're giving one her to her crazyass
>>84314382How much will you contribute?
>>84314387They're shared. Just have one of the other inmates show her.
>>84314400Not sure how I'll pull this one off. Convincing one person to have sex with me is difficult, let alone 2.
>>84314426Tell them it's for a good cause.
>>84314440I've tried that before. I got kicked in the balls :(
>>84314398I'll send thots in pairs