>hanging out with a legit 10/10 coworker foid who seems to genuinely like me at least as a friend tomorrow>no idea why because she is 18 with model looks and I am a fat 34 year old>am a nervous wreck and have absolutely zero foid skills besides being generally funny in personplease give me advice. we are just going to hang out at a park and check out some art stores (I am an artist and Im painting her which is why we're hanging out) so nothing serious. I dont have any delusions that this teenage girl is seriously into me or its going to lead to sex or whatever I just want to not fuck up whatever is there already.
>>84314573She is trying to make her ex-boyfriend jealous and you were the first sucka to show upYou'll get attacked by a roided brad during your "date" and get stabbed to deathGet strapped!
>>84314573It's going to be hard, but at all costs you must resist the urge to physically harm her.
>>84314634>Get strapped!
>>84314573There is an advice board.
>>84314686that absolutely no one uses
>>84314686That board is normieshit, OP would have been called a sick pedo that needs therapy countless times by now.>>84314573I wouldn't get my hopes up, by the way you're describing it, it seems like she might just be interested in a genuine friendship, my guess is she'd have made it very obvious already if she wanted you to make a move. Best case scenario she makes it obvious enough tomorrow. Just be a reasonable guy, come up with trivial conversation, doesn't really matter what you say as long as it's not weird shit you obviously shouldn't say. Trust me, if she likes you, you'll notice. We'll see what's the deal tomorrow.
>>84314573youre hanging out with her that is not some date, and despite what the internet tries to make you believe most women arent going to be interested in someone almost 20 years older than her. dont ve surprised if she texts you tomorrow to call it off too theyre all flakes
>Be nice and unassuming to women younger than myself while not being ugly and being somewhat charismatic and expressive >They interpret this as affection due to being fatherless >They develop feelings >Reject them>All hell breaks looseThis has happened more times than I can remember in my life.
>>84314793I know its not a date. But she is the one who set this all up and texted me today to see if we could do it tomorrow so I dont think shes gonna flake. Was literally her idea to hang out
>>84314793>>84314840also she has flirted with me and shown me sexy swimsuit pics of her at work in the past that no one else saw so there is a least a slim chance she has some weird old man fetish.
>>84314573Shoot your shot. If she says no then whatever. If she says yes you'll get to fool around until she cheats on you and replaces you with chad and you'll have lived life a little and can tell all the khhvs about it.
>>84314753And they would be right, stop giving hopes to this pedo. Leave her alone or hand yourself to the authorities OP
>>84314865>shoot my shot>get rejected>and now everyone at my job knows I tried to fuck the 18 year oldlmao not taking that risk because I love my job but otherwise I'd agree with you.>>84314875if thinking 18 year olds are hot makes me a pedo then I am king pedo but thats not what the word means and it never was.
Does she give you bedroom eyes OP?
>>84314857yeah you need to go out on the date, then invite her inside to your place, and just fuck her brains outshed only be doing any of that if she was intensely interested in you. take advantage of it while you can or you will 100000000% regret it.
>>84314937I have no idea how to transition between "inviting her inside" to "fucking her brains out" though. This is why I fail with women even the ones who probably liked me.
>>84314972"Hey, would you like to hang out in my place? *wink*"There. That wink is the transition.
