/r9k/ - Happy Halloween - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

Happy Halloween 04/08/26(Wed)02:01:18 No.84315888

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Happy Halloween Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)02:01:18 No.84315888 Archived

I love Halloween
And I'm so happy it's that time of year again
What are your plans for tomorrow night?
I'm gonna go into the forest with a scary mask
Gonna scare anyone else in the forest

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)02:03:16 No.84315894

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)02:03:16 No.84315894

>>84315888
Trips of Hitler
>I'm gonna go into the forest with a scary mask
>Gonna scare anyone else in the forest
Anon you do that all the time don't you

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)02:15:34 No.84315949

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)02:15:34 No.84315949

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>>84315894
Yes I'm known as the beast of the forest and / or the butcher of [forest name]

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)04:06:29 No.84316394

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)04:06:29 No.84316394

>>84315888
Noooooo not the hecking pumpkerinos!!!! D:

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)04:25:15 No.84316468

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)04:25:15 No.84316468

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>>84316394
What's happening to the pumpkinerinos, anon?
Are they OK???

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)05:08:45 No.84316599

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)05:08:45 No.84316599

>>84316468
Yes they are ok but they are le ghoulish

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)05:27:17 No.84316662

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)05:27:17 No.84316662

>>84315888
It is NOT halloween season.
It will NEVER BE halloween season.
It has NEVER BEEN halloween season.

you WILL buy expired easter candy.
you WILL NOT wear a funny costume and carve pumpkins.

Do I make myself clear, anon?

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)05:42:22 No.84316711

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)05:42:22 No.84316711

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>>84316662
*rips the esters bunny's head off*
Easter is the holiday when the rabbit was crucified
Then he was resurrected and hatched from a big egg
Halloween is the current holiday
It's when the skeletons come out of the ground and the swamp beasts come out of the sea and the shambling Martians come out of the sky and the howling werewolf comes out of the tree and the violent robot comes out of the laboratory and the smiling Satan comes out of the fire

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)05:55:06 No.84316754

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)05:55:06 No.84316754

>>84316711
How many times must i remind you anon???
SKELETONS AREN'T REAL

You WILL go to walgreens and buy expired peeps NOW

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)06:12:38 No.84316789

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)06:12:38 No.84316789

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>>84316711
Cute. Anon thinks Halloween is real.
Newsflash bub. Halloween is a Jewish holiday created by Jews to have people spend excessive amounts of money on candy to fuel the candy economy. Now Christmas? That's a rrrreeeal holiday right there.

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)06:23:30 No.84316828

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)06:23:30 No.84316828

>>84315888
halloween was last year bro

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)08:12:01 No.84317264

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)08:12:01 No.84317264

profound grief for something unnamed but experienced ITT

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)08:17:28 No.84317289

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)08:17:28 No.84317289

>>84315888
Halloween is the only time I feel ok
are you still lost in the pyramid?

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)08:39:25 No.84317385

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)08:39:25 No.84317385

l want to be Harley Quinn!