>Be me>20>Decide to lose virginity with hooker>Phone up some old 45-50 year old hoe who looked decent enough>Got to the brothel>Pay for 1 hour>The hooker starts asking me about my life>I overshare like an autistic retard>Get a toothy blowjob then start drilling this old hag in missionary>Starts dirty talking in her cockney accent>"yore cocks so fuckin' big oh my god fuckin' fuck me 'arder">Think to myself that this actually sucks>She rides me and I go soft inside her>Get up and leave after only 20 minsI hope, at least, that now I won't care about being lonely. Felt like masturbating with a gardening glove.
>>84319033and this, ladies and gentleman, is how we fix the incel crisisby showing the younguns that sex isn't really all that
>>84319033Why the fuck did you- take a 45yr old hooker- go to a brothel instead of taking an independent oneYou're actually retarded
>>84319033I lost my virginity at 19 to a hooker also. Doesn't feel great, but you'll get over it. Take the secret to your grave.
>>84319051Sex is good, but not usually with whores.
>>8431905290% of hookers in the UK are older than 30. I didn't know it was a brothel at first, only realised when a black lady, who was the "receptionist" opened the door and thought I accidentally booked an hour with a wog as my first time.
>>84319086Do you regret it, do you feel like youre no longer a virgin
>>84319077First times are almost always shit, with anyone.OP most likely learned dirty talk feels retarded to him, I share the sentiment
>>84319243I don't feel as though I'm "not a virgin anymore", even though, technically speaking, it's true. I don't exactly feel like a virgin either. It feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders, certainly, and I've learnt that sex is not that good. A particularly seedy brand of catharsis. However, I doubt I'll even remember how it all played out in 10+ years.>Do you regret it?No.
>>84319033whew, glad I'm a 35 year old virgin and didn't lose it to some dirty old whore. I want my first time to be meaningful even if I die virgin, fuck 3DPD anyway
