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what do i dm him besides
>hi
>how are you
>what are you doing
>hi
?
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>>84322340
ask him about his day or his interests
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"you appeared on my dream today"
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Sharpie in the pooper
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Pics of you and I fucking. That'll get him interested.
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>doesn't reply to anyone in the thread
yeah this is definitely a woman
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Give him an autism ramble, he'll love it.
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>>84322375
this
then say he was mean to you in your dream and freak out on him and ask him to apologize
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>>84322340
Send him a dick pic
>I've been muted
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>>84322340
>hii hru
>here's something fun I did today
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>>84322340
why do you have problems talking to him?
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just say hi, he is probably worried about you. it's enough just to be together
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Is it me? I bet it's me
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That's so cute, anonnete. Good luck with your relationship.
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>>84322511
Do you have experience with this or something?
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>>84322340
Believe it or not that's enough for many of us
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>>84322735
not for me, those kind of short replies make me think she is not interested and that she will ghost me at any moment
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>>84322340
ask questions about his hobbies, how is work going, studies, play videogames with him, drawing, watch movies... i dont know man
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>>84322729
kinda something like that yeah
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>>84322738
nta but I've come to expect girls to ghost no matter what. Things work out better when you stop caring and investing your emotions into them. And I don't even talk to girls online anymore unless it's to meet up irl. Chatting is a waste of time. If I'm not balls deep in her I literally cannot give a shit anymore.
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>>84322766
Where'd you meet the guy in this instance? How long did you know them?
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>>84322767
yeah I learned my lesson with the last girl
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>>84322767
Pretty based, getting hurt over someone ghosting you or giving you low energy is not worth it, much better to spend energy on the people who actually give thoughtful replies.
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>>84322775
My most recent ghosting just made me laugh and shake my head. I don't even care anymore outside of the time I wasted and the sheer amount of lies.

>>84322778
Absolutely. I'm done with dating or talking to girls with any intention to be serious. We can be friends, hang out, and fuck, but if the girl wants to get serious then she can put in the effort. I'm tired.
Also what's with the cute pic? Kinda flirty.
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>>84322839
I haven't had much (well, zero) dating experience, so I'm still trying to date, but I know what you mean. I don't think I'd fall for a girl who doesn't also put in effort. Also applies to friendships. I think it's just easiest to give back the same amount of energy you're given.
>pic
I think you're better off not knowing.
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>>84322767
It took 3 girls in quick succession for me to realize this. I don't see how someone could just chat for years. There was some guy on here who said a girl ghosted him after 10 years. Who the fuck chats with someone for 10 years? I'm a complete shut-in weirdo and still can't imagine this.
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>>84322863
Yeah, I've found that a girl should always be giving far more energy than you if she's actually interested.
>I think you're better off not knowing.
Now I'm curious.

>>84322878
I had two girls from here recently back to back tell me they wanted to move in with me, have kids, and plan our lives together, then one day ghost me. It's just ridiculous and comical. But yeah I have no desire to even speak to a female unless she's in my arms.
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>>84322375
I'm a guy, I used to love hearing this, genuinely enjoyed hearing about their dreams.
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God I hope it's me
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Confess your love and ask if he'll return it. Better to just be direct instead of playing around.
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>>84322997
That's what every guy truly wants, at least the ones who aren't just purely sex-minded.
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>>84322340
>do it stink?
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>>84322599
I guess it wasn't me :(
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>>84322910
>Now I'm curious.
Well maybe I shouldn't try to act mysterious or cool or whatever. I'm just an annoying avatarfag who's spent a bit too much time on this board. I don't think most people care about me anymore, that time has passed.
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>>84322340
>what's your favorite sandwich
>what's your favorite dinosaur
>what's your favorite car
>what's the best animal
>what's the best soldier ever
>guns or swords
>robots or zombies
>aliens or demons
>pirates or cowboys
boys are literally the easiest thing
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>>84323425
youre a 15 year old retarded faggot literally no one talks about this shit irl or on dms
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>>84323507
I'm 30 and we're robots here. If you don't appreciate the fun of one of these questions then you don't belong.
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>>84323509
theres no way anyone wants to talk about all this stuff especially with a girl, how are you going to be 30 and talk about pirates and cowboys
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>>84322340
>what do i dm him
>sorry
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>>84323518
>how are you going to be 30 and talk about pirates and cowboys
I'm a robot, you will never understand. If you don't know the story of edward teach then you're missing out. But you reduce my post to a single point to ridicule it. I gave options and if you don't like ANYTHING in the post then there is something wrong with you, not me.
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>>84323736
By the way, I have been asked by a girl what my favorite dinosaur is more than once. We both liked sauropods and the conversation led into sexts.
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>be edward teach
>fight in the spanish war as a privateeer
>war ends and disenfranchised
>rightfully resentful and becomes a pirate
>become pirate admiral with 5 ships
>sets own beard on fire before boarding ships
>makes recruits breath sulfur to see if they cough and will be weak in battle
>so efficient and terrible he is offered noble life because no bounty works
>accepts and lives in england for a bit fucking aristofoids
>resents civilization and decides to return to the anarchy of piracy
>lives and dies in freedom on the sea, raping, killing, and stealing
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>tfw will never a skinny loser fembot excited to talk to me
Suffering
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>>84322340
Nigger, a picture of a pair of tits is always welcome for a man. Send him yours. God, women love complicating things so much



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