>Yeah bro you should spend $85 to drink this literal poison that tastes disgusting, slows down your entire body, impairs your critical thinking and judgement, gives you nausea, causes anterograde amnesia, and makes you feel like shit when you wake up tomorrow!>You don't want to? What the fuck is wrong with you, you weirdo? You're so lame! Quit being a baby!Why do normies love this garbage so much?
It helps you pretend you're in a world where you can establish comraderie with anyone
Smoking is better desu
>>84322537The fact that it impairs critical thinking and judgement also means it impairs inhibitions. Normies use it as a "social lubricant."I do find myself being more sociable when I drink alcohol. The problem is, I don't like being sociable. Also, I worry I might accidentally reveal some embarrassing secret. So I pretty much never drink.
>>84322537>$85Man just buy alcohol at the grocery store instead of at a (((bar))), it's way cheaper.
>>84322537I am a hopelessly autistic/schizoidal wreck of a human, and the only time I successfully flirted with a girl and got laid, it was because of booze (and she hadn't even been drinking; it was just from the confidence it gave me).I fully agree that it tastes like poison, and mostly makes you feel like shit afterword. But generations of men calling it "liquid confidence" aren't wrong; and women are turned off by nothing quite as much as an unconfidant man, so it should really come as no surprise that so many men turn to it as a magical social lubricant for getting laid.
>>84322556Zoomer spotted and detected
>>84322537Normies are completely miserable. Conforming to the hive mind is an awful experience. But they can't get any unique hobbies they find fun because then they'd get ostracized. So they drink to cope.
>>84322537i find it fascinating how hard-coded npcs are to be obsessed with alcohol
>>84322537>tastes disgustingsubjective>slows down your entire bodyskill issue>impairs your critical thinking and judgementthats the point>gives you nausea, causes anterograde amnesia, and makes you feel like shit when you wake up tomorrow!drink more water
>>84322857 you're getting so emotional and defensive lmao
>>84322537What's even more retarded is the people who spent their paycheck on cigarettesThey wanted to quit. They wanted to stop. They kept doing it every week
>>84322537Your guess is almost as good as mine, OP. Almost.
>>84322556They just federally banned d8 and I don't want to go to some shady drug deal and be potentially robbedI don't even do kratom anymore but if they ban it in my state I'm killing myself
>>84323036Yeah, i can't believe i have to go back to buying from niggers on MLK blvd.
>>84323025Idk how hard it is to just not spend your money on cigarettes. I understand being addicted to something like porn because if you have a computer then it's right there, it's easy to relapse. But smoking? You have to actively drive all the way to the gas station and buy cigarettes.
>>84323067>Idk how hard it is to just not spend your money on cigarettesbecause you have a modicum of self control, which normalfags don't have
>>84322537Red wine literally tastes like grape juice and you can get a whole bottle (enough to get buzzed several times) for just $5If that's not enough you can mix with pop to mask the taste even morehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KalimotxoProbably the most economical and effective way to feel normal for a little while if something's bothering you
>>84323115That's something I notice. Normies have basically no self control or agency. They give in way too easily to indulgent urges and societal pressure.
>>84322537I agree that alcohol is generally bad to consume regularly, but you're completely wrong about the effects.I have "alcoholic" genes if you want to call them that. Alcohol acts almost like a stimulant to me. I have genuinely more in depth flowing conversations and thoughts while moderately drunk. Ideas flow easier. I can be completely hammered, come on 4chan and write entirely legible and concise paragraphs of text. I can genuinely be half drunk around people and they have zero clue. I also get barely any hangover. I have drank an entire bottle of scotch and have gone on 50km bike rides the next day. The first time I got proper drunk when I was 14 or so, I remember the feeling of "coming home". I'm generally more of a weed guy naturally, and I try to avoid alcohol generally because the more I drink the more I want to drink. and it could easily kill me because I love it so much.Trust me when I say, I don't drink because normies do, I don't drink because of advertisements or jews. If I was living in the 1800s in bumfuck nowhere I'd probably drink myself to death on moonshine
>>84322867Hah, you replied, that means youre emotional
Weed + spirits is god tier. Need less of both because each amplifies the other like alchemy.It's better when you have a daily buzz going on. The whole lets get super fucked up for 5 hours then pass out for 12 isn't the way to drink.
>>84322554true>>84322556falsei would rather not do either as they are unenjoyable
>>84323208>n-no u!!aww poor you
>>84323205>I don't drink because normies do,yes you do. the rest of that rambling wall of text is an overjustification you created to avoid acknowledging you succumbed to peer pressure
>>84322537I think alcohol is the only thing that makes normie gatherings enjoyable. I cannot imagine doing that sort of thing sober.
>>84322537you have to look at it from their perspective anonnormally it is very hard for the normie to become friends with anyone as they are always looking for red flags and to judge peoplealcohol basically just makes them not care about much
>>84323031Hey man, just so you know what you are looking at here, this is from the Kinetic Field VIP area at EDC Las Vegas. You can tell by the 8.38 percent tax rate which is dead on for Clark County, Nevada.The insanity here is the markup. A 3L bottle of Ace of Spades retails for about 2,000 dollars, but they are charging 25,000 dollars a pop. They also charged 75 dollars for a single bucket of water and a 46,000 dollar tip. This person basically spent the price of a nice house in the Midwest on a single bar tab just to get a good view of the stage and some sparklers.
>>84322537>Why do normies love this garbage so much?They are dull and it is the main drug that they all agree is acceptable to use so that they can endure each others company. If they could do so without being judged way more people would do coke or whatever jewpills they could get their hands on.
>>84323205Are you me? And if you are me and I am you then who am I?
>>84323705Yeah sometimes when I'm in the presence of normies I feel the need to drink.
>>84323205>I don't drink because of advertisements or jewsah yes, you drink out of enlightenment.fucking poseur retard high on his own farts
>>84322537no liquor is reasonably worth $85; if you can spend that much then you should be in a position where the price is essentially meaningless to youthe sweet spot is $30-$50 where you start to get some real quality beverages at still affordable priceslook for small and young distilleries as well as ones from less affluent countriesone of the blessings i have as a european is the huge range of fantastic liquor on offer cheaper than a bottle of grey goosejapan also has a great brewing culture and affordable prices, even after import, provided the vendor isn't gouging youi don't know the us well enough to say what exactly you can find where but i know there is some good stuff
>>84325524>No liquor is worth $85That's what bars and nightclubs are charging these days.
>>84322556Very true. I can't take a drink break at work, but nobody really cares if you go take a break to smoke a cigarette
>>84322537just buy cheap vodka, will get the job done and is a lovely experience, its taste is clear and earthy, you can smell and taste the pure spirit that cleanses youit makes me feel good especially when i feel sad, alcohol gives warmth and comfort in a cold and cruel worldIn social situations or just drinking with other people, i will never do that and doing that is not enjoyable, but drinking alone really relaxes you and makes you feel good
>>84323036i just tried kratom for a week and immediately got a giant zit on my cheek as someone with zero acne for years and a deep wrinkle set in beneath my eye, apparently it nukes your hair too but i'm never touching it again so i won't test it, dogshit demonic drug that gives like 1/20th the euphoria of hydrocodone anyway
