/r9k/ - I turn 50 in 20 minutes. Wow. My advice to you all - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

04/08/26(Wed)23:40:08 No.84322616

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Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)23:40:08 No.84322616 Archived

I turn 50 in 20 minutes. Wow. My advice to you all is you must only interact with other spergs. It is always better to be safe than sorry.

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)23:41:33 No.84322625

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)23:41:33 No.84322625

Im 34 and already feel like an extra super pathetic out of place boomer on this website

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)23:41:46 No.84322627

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)23:41:46 No.84322627

That's some shit advice, your prostate will punish you

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)23:42:38 No.84322638

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)23:42:38 No.84322638

this is me in 6 years and im scared. happy early birthday anon. enjoy it if you can.

Hadwyn
04/08/26(Wed)23:43:47 No.84322647

Hadwyn 04/08/26(Wed)23:43:47 No.84322647

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>50
Gen x... Aka boomer-lite

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)23:46:46 No.84322673

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)23:46:46 No.84322673

Happy birthday anonychan. ^-^

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)23:47:50 No.84322681

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)23:47:50 No.84322681

>>84322673
Aahgh *!!!

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)23:49:51 No.84322692

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)23:49:51 No.84322692

>>84322681
No, no excitement, I'm an old man now, time goes by too fast. I'm crying for the first time in a decade, this doesn't feel right at all

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)23:53:31 No.84322704

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)23:53:31 No.84322704

>>84322692
It will all be okay :]

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)00:10:32 No.84322755

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)00:10:32 No.84322755

>>84322616
I'm not a sperg I have a personality disorder

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)00:17:19 No.84322783

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)00:17:19 No.84322783

>>84322692
>. I'm crying for the first time in a decade, this doesn't feel right at all
I'm 40 and I cry all the time. What are you crying about?

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)00:21:26 No.84322797

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)00:21:26 No.84322797

>>84322692
you just need your dick sucked. keep your head up

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)00:32:00 No.84322859

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)00:32:00 No.84322859

>>84322692
We love you man, even if you are old

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)00:34:36 No.84322877

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)00:34:36 No.84322877

Happy cake day anon org

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)00:39:16 No.84322899

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)00:39:16 No.84322899

>>84322616
i thought only millennials, zillennials and zoomers used 4chan

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)00:41:14 No.84322907

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)00:41:14 No.84322907

>>84322899
I've talked to 70-somethings on /pol/
They came by after 2016

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)00:48:33 No.84322937

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)00:48:33 No.84322937

No, play lotteries until you make $591,100 completely anonymously by not bucking the system at the major prize determination, this way also only fairly educated people will know that it's more than possible not to be on a registry and have a livable prize. When you don't pay taxes 600,000 is like $1,000,000.

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)00:53:22 No.84322961

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)00:53:22 No.84322961

>>84322616
I can't make friends bro I'm afraid of people and responsibility.

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)01:04:10 No.84323000

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)01:04:10 No.84323000

>>84322961
samers :p
where are you at mentally in trying to fix this?

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)01:16:04 No.84323034

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)01:16:04 No.84323034

>>84322616
Good luck in your new page of life.

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)01:19:00 No.84323046

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)01:19:00 No.84323046

>>84323000
Reserved recluse.
I basically only openly talk with my parents.