What's the most "chad" thing you've ever done?
>>84324435stole like 3 pop-tarts from the lowest row of a vending machine by sticking my forearm up the door (in the mental hospital)i was rail-thin at the time so it was able to fit up therei ate them with my roommate after lights out. nelson was a real nigga
>go to work night out a few years ago>have some drinks>see female co-worker i once saw and thought was petty >"I'm gonna kiss her" some weird confident voice in my head goes>hour later walking to a new bar with co-workers>walk next to girl and make bullshit small talk >when we get into the new bar I point to a secluded corner and say "let's sit there">she nods and sits and the other co-workers go sit somewhere else>i sit next to the girl, make more bullshit small talk>after a few minutes go "hey", put my fingers on her chin, gently pull her to face me and I kiss her >we made out for about 20 minutes>afterwards walk her home, ask if she wants to go on a date and she says yesTo this day I still have zero clue how I did all that. I think I had exactly the right amount of alcohol, kinda like in harry potter when he has that lucky potion.We aren't together anymore but I'm still baffled i even managed to pull it off
>>84324435piss in an oven blacked out at a party
>>84324435testing this i htink
Fucked my female cousin's boyfriend in the ass and then invited her over to my place to hear him moan and see him get fucked. I'll never forget the look on her face. That's what she gets for rejecting my advances.
>>84324435Hooked up with a virgin the day my friend introduced us. Apparently she was catholic and had been stringing along her on-again-off-again boyfriend without sex for years (which I didn't know until later). My only regret is pulling out, since she got plan B anyway.
>>84324435When I was 23 I was drinking in city park and started talking to a girl there who was alone. We chatted for about 3 hours and then went back to my apartment and had sex. I never talked to her again, which I regret
>>84324435Had multiple women pregnant at the same time, and they knew
I haven't done anything, ever
>>84324493Gay you're gay gay gay! :3
>>84324435I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning...without any milk
>finish apprenticeship in Krautland yet dont have a job after>take shitty 1st Level Support thing in one of them hotlines>its a temp, 2x6 month max>get even less salary than the other wagies>Firm is looking to increase perma staff, has writings of job offers>decide that even if I dont get something better, i dont want to work here any longer than neccessary>application period passes and Teamleader calls me in>dont know what up, hasnt done shit like this before>"I am gooing through our appliciations for the open wagie post and havent seen yours.">"I just was thinking maybe something happened or Anon forgot his application :)">without any ill itend and just pure honesty, I straight up tell him I dont like working here and dont plan to make this a permanant thing>"oh... Its just you do a good job and seem to liked it">nope>eventuelly DO land another wagie job at an ISP and now make median wage for KrautlandI only realized it recently, but that was a accidental (none of this overconfident or bluster) Chad move straight up telling no to a perm job offer
>>84324435My girlfriend was on the phone with me, and this guy came up to her and started flirting - weirdly. He was telling her about how he worked at a gay club and everyone said he was handsome. He asked her out, but she tells him she's got a boyfriend on the phone, I want to tell your BF he's a lucky: "You're a lucky guy" and I tell him "Luck had nothing to do with it". Especially because it didn't, luck didn't give me shit, I had to start dating to get a GF. The guy got embarrassed and walked off. I feel bad, but fuck him for hitting on a girl he didn't even know (at her place of work mind you) what did he expect?
>>84324577zased if you weren't being baby trapped. How did it happen?
>>84324637Was living in Nigeria at the time and got a little carried away shall we say. No baby trapping effort, they just wanted it. Maybe it's a low bar as far as women go but for a time I basically had a harem going and felt Chadly
>>84324586You're turned onGimme that ass, bitch
>>84324663>Was living in Nigeriaare you white? That's one of the countries I'm considering for work.I also have someone pregnant and another who wants me to breed her
>>84324435Greentexted my own post with a gigachad image after someone greentexted my post with a basedjak
>>84324706kek why is hwa sa complaining? apparently even being a successful kpoppu star can't fix insecurities about not being whitehttps://vocaroo.com/1lulDOWsmr5a
>>84324706I'm white, yes. This was years ago and I understand the country is doing better and better for itself
either when 1 hour after meeting a girl at a party she sucked my beanis weanis and fugged her or when I had a 3some with an ex gf and her best friend (ffm) :D
>>84324736>years agowould you ever consider reaching out to find out about your spawn?Yeah it's quite viable if you're skilled I'd say. What were you doing back then?
>>84324772I still maintain contact with the women who wanted it, and offer support. It doesn't take much at all and money goes far for them there. At first I was there for humanitarian work but managed to get consulting work so that I could stay and afford to live
>>84324799>I still maintain contact with the women who wanted ithow many are there? I also guess that means updates on their lives and the potential for them to contact you when grown but it all sounds quite frequent anyway so I guess you won't have to do that.> humanitarian workdefinitely sounds like it providing for your harem
>>84324435I once flicked a lit cigarette in the air to just toss it and I looked up and it was barreling down towards my face so out of instinct I caught it in between my lips. Everyone looked shocked.
>>84324827Five, though there were more but these were just the ones who wanted to keep contact. I don't mind, I like being able to help them, and see how they're doing with the kids. >sounds like itlol not like that, to begin with it was legit work like helping poor/rural areas
>What's the most "chad" thing you've ever done?Put my dick inside an escort. Also getting her wet and her toes curled.Yeah, hardly a Chad thing, but it was the best that I can do.Such a shame that I'll never be Chad enough to have sex with a civilian foid.I might have gotten legitimately good at sex, with enough practice.
>>84324634 your gf did it on purpose. Stop getting cucked man.
>>84324920>civilian foidlove the implication that escorting is like being a female soldier
>>84324634what the fuck are you talking about this is such a redditor ass cuck thing to do this wasnt even remotely chad-like
I threw a bakkaball over my shoulder from one end of the court to the other on my way out as I usually did when leaving the court in hi skoo, and a pack of girls in front of me started screaming. Then I heard screams behind me too and turned around and everyone was applauding me. That's why practice gets results.
>>84324435there isnt a single "chad" thing in the entire thread
>>84324696Nuh uh no I'm not turned on
>>84325093not even getting my dick sucked 60 minutes after meeting a girl at a party? or an ffm threesome? those are pretty neat, I also broke a guys nose once.
>>84325337the breaking a guys nose part is a chad thing the other two depend on how hot and what bodyfat % the girls were
>>84325343party girl was a blonde polak with big tits, low body fat and with the ffm it was one goth with big tits, not fat and a witchy looking girl but she did not have big tits, only a large ass. Looks wise no super models but definitely good looking girls.
>>84325375alright sure both of these are chad things too good work lil brah
>>84325379im a shadow of my former self these days
>>84324435stole underwear from girls luggage on school camp
>>84324435Foid but, cucked Stacey and made her raise my kid
>>84324435There's probably plenty of individual moments I could think of, but generally speaking, I did pretty well dating in my city when I was single. Regularly slept with three women concurrently. Only stopped there because it didn't make much logistical sense to try and fit any more people into the rotation, and I was actually satisfied with three.
>>84325566OOooo, story time pls.
>>84326905I stalked via social media my high school bully, and ended up finding her husband. I managed to catfish and blackmail him into an affair, until I got pregnant and revealed the whole thing to her. I was doing it hoping to ruin her marriage but to my surprise she stayed with him. So I went on to have the kid and give to him, now they're still a family together and she's stuck raising my kid by her husband She ruined my life so I ruined hers
>>84327135Hot damn, not sure I'd call that "ruined" but yeah, that marriage will never be the same. Pawning off your kid to another couple is usually something you hear about men doing just because it's logistically easier. But having the kid yourself and getting another woman to raise it is definitely a wild flex. She's gonna remember you fucked her man every time she looks at her own kid's face.
>>84324435the most chad thing i could ever do would be leave 4chan of my own free will
>>84327176I mean I know how much it killed her inside, especially because it was me, the miserable femcel she bullied horribly. I don't think I've ever felt such satisfaction and joy, as when we met in person after it all was revealed and she actually snapped and tried to kill me, but her husband intervened to protect me from her. She absolutely lost it and had an emotional breakdown. All those years of bullying and it felt like a weight from my soul was lifted. If ever I want to feel good, I can just check her socials and see her coping with my kid. For the rest of her life, she'll be forced to remember and dwell on me.
