somewhere in the multiverse this is happening right now
>>84329398You almost make me wish I believed in the multi-verse with this one.
>>84329410multiverse IS real.just the other day i went to bed with my phone at 5 percent battery and when i woke up the battery was at 98 percent. the only way that could happen is if i jumped to a different universe. i'm a universe hopper, i'm new to this universe, i'm a newie.indisputable proof the multiverse is real.
there's a timeline in which I am happy
>>84329423yeah i remember you telling me. contrary to webstats there's only like 30 people on 4chan.
>>84329423>I didnt hook it up to a charger and forgot about it>I didnt put it on something that could wirelessly charge it>I didnt misremember how much charge my phone had before I went to sleep>It must be that this trivial little oddity is indisputable proof that I am traveling between multiverses and the portal is sleepMan, it must have been so easy to start a religion 500 years ago.
>>84329448i specifically went to bed because the battery was at 5 percent, i usually read manga before bed, but that day i didn't get to read any because the battery was at 5 so i put the phone next to my pillow and went to bed, then i woke up hoping the phone was still alive so i could check the time, but it was fully charged somehow and there was no one else but me at home. the only explanation is that i'm in a different universe or aliens abducted me at night and their higher electromagnetic force fields charged my phone.
>>84329423>indisputable proofSurely you're LARPing?
>>84330200i AM from another universei AM a multiverse jumper. you're just jealous.
