/r9k/ - why aren't you inside of a hot piece of ass right - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

04/09/26(Thu)23:48:43 No.84329465

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Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)23:48:43 No.84329465 Archived

why aren't you inside of a hot piece of ass right now ?

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)23:50:12 No.84329471

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)23:50:12 No.84329471

Because im at work. Gimme 8 more hours.

Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)23:56:46 No.84329495

Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)23:56:46 No.84329495

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>>84329471
do you work night shift ?

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)00:03:53 No.84329522

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)00:03:53 No.84329522

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>>84329495
Kind of. We work to the tide.

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)00:08:08 No.84329533

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)00:08:08 No.84329533

Some square shaped cunt with a flat ass kek. This is why we cant have nice things

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)00:12:14 No.84329545

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)00:12:14 No.84329545

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>>84329465
I am in about a month. I have to save up first. Probably by the end of this month, now that I think about it.

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)00:12:24 No.84329546

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)00:12:24 No.84329546

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>>84329522
are you fishing ?
>>84329533
that is a fine piece of American ass you are missing out on

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)01:06:29 No.84329767

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)01:06:29 No.84329767

>>84329465
She doesn't have a ass

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)01:50:47 No.84329894

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)01:50:47 No.84329894

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>>84329767
what does it feel like never having sex

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)02:01:09 No.84329929

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)02:01:09 No.84329929

>>84329465
because I'm not a piece of shit.

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)02:03:48 No.84329937

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)02:03:48 No.84329937

>>84329465
too busy jerkin it

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)02:06:43 No.84329945

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)02:06:43 No.84329945

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>>84329929
plenty of women out there right now that want their ass eaten but you decide to stay a virgin

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)02:15:57 No.84329972

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)02:15:57 No.84329972

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>>84329533
brother, you would be so much more happy. if you had a warm,wet,tight,nice piece of ass for yourself right now. go outside and get it

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)02:16:31 No.84329973

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)02:16:31 No.84329973

>>84329945
this observation is correct. I won't eat an ass of a random woman. Too many ran through whores. Not without at least bathing and cleaning her myself first.

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)02:43:57 No.84330075

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)02:43:57 No.84330075

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>>84329973
i just wanna to a girl, put my one hand on her big cheek and my other hand on her big cheek
and just you know nom nom nom on her asshole a little bit . that is what i want to do to a girl.

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)02:52:27 No.84330108

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)02:52:27 No.84330108

>>84329945
this picture looks like AI, women cops are the biggest turned out sluts in the universe

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)02:58:20 No.84330123

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)02:58:20 No.84330123

>>84329945
>49 days
wow the sheer horror... can you imagine a drought that long, haha I could never...

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)03:18:50 No.84330168

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)03:18:50 No.84330168

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>>84329929
LOL, that was HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)03:40:02 No.84330227

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)03:40:02 No.84330227

>>84329465
i was, but i had to pause to post in this thread

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)03:47:07 No.84330245

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)03:47:07 No.84330245

>>84329767
I have sex. Her ass is flat.

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)05:09:37 No.84330495

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)05:09:37 No.84330495

>>84329945
So are you paid to make all this AI slop

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)06:06:11 No.84330606

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)06:06:11 No.84330606

she's busy working.

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)07:52:11 No.84330887

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)07:52:11 No.84330887

>why aren't you inside of a hot piece of ass right now ?
For the billionth time, I am not Chad enough. Therefore they won't make it simple.

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)08:03:38 No.84330935

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)08:03:38 No.84330935

>>84330887
Whoever says the Chad moniker seriously is sub level IQ retarded, especially one who says it like they identify with it. We should remove those from the gene pool immediately with a .45 to the temple

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)08:07:13 No.84330949

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)08:07:13 No.84330949

>>84330935
you seem to have a deeply rooted hatred for Chad within you. Did a chad piss into your cereal?

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)08:12:28 No.84330961

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)08:12:28 No.84330961

>>84330935
Live with it, faggot.
Foids won't fuck their looks-matches; so take it up with them the fact that they only fuck Chad, and not their looks-matches.
Stereotypes are usually true, especially if the truth is not PC.

Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)11:05:15 No.84331738

Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)11:05:15 No.84331738

>>84329465
>picrel
nice joke