I need to cum so bad but I'm so bad at getting in the zone. I start rubbing myself but I start get impatient then distracted. It seems so much easier with a dick.
>>84329641Trying to jerk off when you're barely horny feels the same for men. We just have much higher sex drives
>>84329649that's fair enough
>>84329641Use a shower head, you can just lie there and it does the thing and you don't need to actively do anything
>>84329641Women don't cum, they piss.
>>84329649Don't lie to her like that, men and women are much more similar than you'd think. Anyway >>84329641 sorry about that, you should get yourself some sex toys like a vibrator or something, that'll probably get you off easier than rubbing.
>>84329656my shower doesn't have nearly enough pressure. and the vibrator i have is wayyy too strong for me. im kinda sensitive.
>>84329641man = more autistic = more focused = able to cum faster
>>84329641What do you have to lose? Just use the freaky porn, it's not like it will ruin your mind any more.
>>84329673i think freaky porn is gross i cant get off on it
>>84329669>Don't lie to her like that, men and women are much more similar than you'd think.>t. no clue in biology
>>84329670Let moid (me) restrain your wrists and ankles, blindfold you and play with your tits while forcibly using that vibrator on you until you squirt all over
>>84329830wow, what an offer. no thank you!
>>84329641Little bit of alcohol could help you relax, or try to hump something, but you to get in the zone like nothing else matters or imagine your dream scenario to be cracked
>>84329842I'm trying to help you cum with a strategy I know will work
why are women masturbating on our male virgin board
>>84329641I out down my feminist literature books(I'm 6'3 btw) to remind you women do not have sex drives and you shouldn't let yourself be made to feel bad by the male dominated sexuality scope because you can't compete.
>>84329641adhd interfering with gooning? you're also implying that you're a female who can't turn a female on and get a female to orgasm. keks all around.
>>84329884i do have adhd so yeah def
>>84329893then you should try to start slow and properly. all the usual stuff, you know. Taking time is important, you know the drill.
>>84329641just let me eat you out bro what are we even doing here
>>84329930asking the real questions. come here anon.
>>84329965are you going to let me eat you out?
>>84329981perhaps. are you good at it?
It's frustrating when I'm horny but can't bring myself to orgasm. Genital mutilation is fucked up. I haven't seen a doctor in decades. I don't take any drugs, not even soft drugs like Tylenol or aspirin. I carefully structure life to do the right thing like remembering to eat, sleep, etc.. I only work part time instead of full time. Literally doing everything right, the only bad variable is a jewish pedophile raped me as an infant and then mutilated me to have a physical trophy to take and keep as a reminder.I hate them so much.
>>84329989yeah i would say so i know a few techniques im going to put my tongue flat on your clit
>>84329995that seems like a you problem bud.
>>84329996that's usually a good start
>>84330007what else do you want me to do
>>84330003I'm glad we agree they should all be eradicated with prejudice. It's important to try to look on the bright side. Delinda est and all that stuff.
>>84330019hey you said you know the techniques
>>84330024terrible bait. lock in.
>>84330026true i guess i just want to make you cum from eating you out before we move to the next base
>>84330031tell me more about u eating me out. gooning material.
>>84330036nta, but just roleplay with an AI.
>>84330043not its better w real ppl ai is robot
>>84330036Im going to start kissing you everywhere around it starting from your inner thighs and then going towards it slowly and then im going to tease your lips and then your clit but im not going to start eating you out just yet
>>84330052hehe well well well
>>84330059then when youre fucking begging for it im going to put my tongue in it like its my last meal on this planet and im going to just eat you out till your legs are shivering after that ill start with the fingers while keeping my tongue on your clitmy goal is to overstimulate as much as possible and make you cum atleast twice before we move on
>>84330077thank you for your service. im manifesting you the most mind blowing head of your life.
>>84330044but this board is not a place for goon roleplay. esp. not taking turns.
>>84330092nuh uh doesnt say that in the rules
>>84330082what do you mean manifesting lil bro you'll have to return the favor when im actually eating you out
>>84330093not about the rules.
>>84330094will do handsome
>>84329641 failsister?
They make vibrators for a reason, nona.
>>84329641go fuck your bf
