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>talking with a girl (space) friend of mine
>she's complaining abt not being able to get laid since she and her bf broke up
>this is my chance
>"i mean, we can hookup if you want haha"
>she pauses and then laughs it off
>"noooo i dont wanna risk our friendship blablabla"
>press her on it a little, bc i know i can solve her problem and also i can get out of the friendzone
>"ya know what? sure fine lets hookup up"
>holy shit that worked.jpg
>she comes over, we talk and get drunk
>we sleep together and it's mind blowing
>literally the happiest man alive
>ffw a couple days and the vibe is weird
>she's barely responding to texts
>really starting to feel it bc she's one of my only friends
>eventually call her and ask why she's being weird
>silence over the phone
>"hello??? wtf did i do wrong???"
>she tells me that i was really fucking bad in bed
>and that she can't forget how crappy it felt
>and that she doesn't know if we can even be friends now
>idiot mouth says "like... you want to be more than friends?"
>she sighs and says no she needs space from me
>hangs up
>text her later that night, turns out she blocked me
it's been about two weeks and i really miss my friend. i kinda thought that whole "it'll ruin the friendship" bs was just an excuse. idk i wish someone had warned me about this
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>>84330966
Should have asked her to practice more with you so you could get better.
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maybe you ought to fucking consider why she and her bf broke up in the first place

also read up on attachment theory
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>>84330966
Oof, at least you got some experience.
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>>84330966
bro did you make her cum?

get good at eating coochie and making girls orgasm first. after that you can literally last like 30seconds and the
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I use viagra recreationally to prevent this. Take a 50mg dose 45mins before sex on an empty stomach. You'll get a rock-solid erection, and better yet you'll already be hard BEFORE you even start touching/kissing her (girls love this it makes them feel wanted)
You'll be able to uck for HOURS without cumming, like a pornstar, so you'll be able to switch between any number of positions without getting tired and losing your erection.

I've done this a number of this. Women go insane from it. I'm not exaggerating, they lose their minds and become psychotic.
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>>84330966
kill yourself originally, normie nigger.
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>>84330966
nigga wtf how small is your dick and how long did you last
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>>84330966
im sorry op, thats so sad...
maybe with enough time youll be able to reform your friendship?
hang in there bud
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>>84330966
>we sleep together and it's mind blowing
>literally the happiest man alive
apparently you suck at communication.
>she tells me that i was really fucking bad in bed
>and that she can't forget how crappy it felt
either you're a self-absorbed drooling retard, which is always a possibility, or you did not communicate with her during sex, didn't ask what she wanted, how she wanted, and generally failed to use your established connection with her as a friend to find out what she wants and pleasure her.
I'm assuming there was little to no foreplay and no aftercare either. You bet she hated you for using her as a toy for masturbation, you fucking retard.
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>>84330966
also, she gave you one last chance here
>she tells me that i was really fucking bad in bed
>and that she doesn't know if we can even be friends now
but you know this yourself. you didn't say the right things.
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>>84330966
I have a female friend and that's why I don't do it tho sure both of us have thought about it
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Honestly skill issue. She wanted to feel good, feel desired, and feel safe, but you neglected her. She wanted an orgasm and aftercare. All you cared about was getting your rocks off. Obviously she's still in an emotional state from breaking up with her bf, and she probably feels like you just used her.
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>>84330966
>"noooo i dont wanna risk our friendship blablabla"
>friendship gets risked
what was the plan here exactly
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>>84331431
she was hoping for a new bf but OP acted like a one night stand
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>>84330966
you were always the backup boyfriend and she realized you are not boyfriend material because of how terrible in bed you are
forget about her and find a practice gf so this doesnt happen again
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>>84330966
You probably did "wam, bam, thank you mam".
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>>84330966
>>she tells me that i was really fucking bad in bed
>>and that she can't forget how crappy it felt
>>and that she doesn't know if we can even be friends now
Holy screenshot repost bait



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