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What are the odds that she actually wants to be raped by me and will fall in love with me once I have
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>>84332228
About 0.01%. Its astronomically small. You have a better shot going full ghost or even blocking her to elicit a response, your chance would be about 50x higher by giving her the cold shoulder...
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>>84332228
You have those thoughts too, huh?
I wouldn't act on it, and I hope you wouldn't either.
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>>84332228
0 you stupid retard
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>>84332242
Obviously not, yeah. Yeah, no. No. Yeah.

>>84332231
Honestly I feel bad, she's so sweet and that's the only reason she's shown me this much attention. She didn't know I was an emotionally broken crazy man. But sometimes it just seems like she wants me to touch her. I mean I've told her multiple times I'm stalking her, I'm obsessed with her, I love her. She's probably in denial, she doesn't think I'd really say those things out loud if they were true. I guess
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>>84332315
You can do the grip test. Do you know the grip test?
When talking with her just naturally put your finger/hand in her hand. If she instintively grips it and closes her hand she likes you
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>>84332321
There's no way to "naturally" put your hand in someone else's hand unless you're already together. What am I supposed to say when she pulls back and asks why I did that.
"Oh sorry, I was doing a grip test."
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>>84332321
What the hell are you talking about?
Isn't that a neurological test for babies?
Why would you think this applies to women?
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>>84332330
You talk when walking next to her and you just use your hands while talking and when they naturally fall down they just touch hers. If she instinctively grips, she values you
Theres 1000 ways to do it naturally, youre just autistic
>>84332338
Ive done it many times, it never failed me in being accurate. Maybe women are just babies
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>>84332347
Me: confidently rapes her to show her how strongly I feel about her and that I have nothing to hide

You: cowardly pretends to accidentally touch her so that you can contrive whether or not she's into you
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>>84332491
Me: 8 month hot relationship that ends in a dramatic breakup with her begging me to take her back
You: Jail
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>>84332536
>8 month hot relationship that ended dramatically
Lmao
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>>84332560
What's life without a little spice, a little push-pull
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>>84332580
I don't know what you mean by this but you're alright



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