Tafarn Y Porth, Caernarfon, Wales edition
>>84338228First for booba.
>>84338231Ebin loved booba
>>84338244Ebin loved mooba
>>84338244>>84338248Ebin loved pooba
i love all of you mad cunts.
First for exposing paedos
2nd in the national so I get some money backso get in there
>>84338299internet hasnt been the same since the good lord took SSM away from us
alright lads. Got me one of those lady minges, en I?Just a little one under me balls. Bloke who does the plumbing threw it in for me.
>>84338302he hath risen de lidspread the good newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmu_1VGduV4
mate A is coming round with milk and pop.then we'll go downstairs and give that thieving neighbour what-for.
>>84338340You should have pissed in a 2L coke bottle. Let the piss ferment for about a month and then pour the stuff in the cunts letter box, the smell would be near impossible to get out. That will teach him not to steal other people's stuff.
>>84338340All power to the two of you lid, I am on tenterhooks here
apparently he was having a psychotic episode, home owner came home and smacked him with a shovel which knocked some sense into him.
>>84338375thought that was gonna be tommy tank
Love a cheeky bumsesh xx
*doesn't back the winner of the grand national*
that one weren't me. Ignore that one. I;m a hetero.
Idiots man. Idiots.
Phwoar gotten back again 'aven't iX
Do NOT accept any Brian imitations x
that's not me. I don't do trips.
Having to use a trip because of a few trolls. Sorry guys.
>>84338416Drop the name then, you don't need it? Post like the rest of us, anonymously.
what's all this barney about?
>>84338427Trolls at it again. Wrong init.
>>84338426I want to be a real person now.
Tripped up to the gills right now.
How long now until we get a breakdown on video again?
I'm the real one, btw
No I am the real one.
>>84338448said he isn't going livepre recorded videos only(don't know if he has broke his new rule yet)
I AM THE REAL ONEACKNOWLEDGE ME
>Heavyarse nosebleed-on-the-naze starting up again outta no'hwhereckin ell X
very rude the way they're bullying me. I just wanted to be a person.
>>84338453I'd like a live from him if he did one. Always something bound to happen.
i...i... nn..nnn...need t..t..the at..a...attentionkekking what a loser
>>84338482yeah, so what?I think we should all have names.
>>84338475>wanting to be a personthats normie shit, wash your mouth out anon
Trip police are out checking for BBQs, bumseshes, spacca homes and packet. It LUSH xx
>>84338500the destruction of the self has gone on for long enough. Anons need to emerge into the world now.
>>84338416Need a Steve update ASAP.
>>84338511I aint bin Steve.
Dont reckon that was Moni you know, how can you be open about being a brown tranny?
p..please a..acknowledge mmmmmme
any of you cunts ever been scuba diving? looks fun
>>84338532Yeah? What's the problem though?
do you lads use american spelling in other threads
>>84338543depends what nationality im larping as
Garn turkish restaurant in 45 me
p...please ggggive mm...me a yyyyy...y..youkekking
stutternonce
Lunchingham o'clockI fink X
>>84338556you understand, you've been giving me the attention I want this whole time?You lose either way.
>>84338540No, but my mate drove a skoda into a pond, does that count?
>>84338543nomake sure they know its 'colour'
>>84338566seems like a very /britfeel/ version of scuba diving so id say yea it counts, did he enjoy driving a skoda into a pond?
pp.pp....please r...reply tttttto mmmmm...my ppppostkekking
>>84338570Yeah we had a giggle at the time. Built like tanks the old skodas.
seannonce the uk paedo
Anyone got any good HORROR film recommendations?
This is my neighbourhood motherfucker x
>>84338625Devil's rejects.The new dracula film is good.
How exactly do the DWP track or enforce their savings limit? Someone could have crypto in cold storage in a random drawer somewhere, money in ebay credit or other gift cards, use a family member's bank account, etcSeems kinda unenforceable and probably just a retard filter
>>84338634He looks like Eugene levy, so I can see why the local jewish mothers are interested.https://thecougelchronicles.com/
Fink i ate too muchVerilyX
*informs the apus that ronnie pickering died*
>>84338647DWP know more than they let on
gonna cook these later xabsolutely minted
i'm a sucker for romance flicks in the mood for love? my favourite movie x
>>84338647They find out when they do the UC reviews or when this new AI bank account searcher comes into place sometime this year. I imagine the program has the ability to scan through millions of bank accounts to check if the savings limit is being reached. This new thing will bring fraud to a screeching halt allegedly.
>>84338718Brief Encounter or Marty for me de lid
>>84338744That's why I withdraw all my bennies in cash. They cannot and will never be able to monitor cash usage. If I want something that's online payable by card then I do have a bit of money in my account for these things. Or if I am desperate I can just go into the branch or post office to deposit money.
have an old friend who's moved to japan and is teaching english after he finished university. he deleted me off of everything one day and i'm not sure why. hope he's doing well
R8 me full English
>>84338818bacon is underdoneno toastno hash bownsno black pudding
>>84338818Missing loads of stuff de lid. Have to have at least 4 toast, sausage, black pudding, hash browns and lashings of brown sauce. I'd give it a 6/10
had that new chicken roll from greggsgrim matesmells like chicken super noodles. slimy texture
>>84338769I had a childhood friend who completely ghosted me after we left college. Refused to add me on Facebook and I sent him a few messages asking if he was ok. Absolutely no idea why, we never fell out or anything.
>>84338838Greggs turning halal. Grim times ahead de lid.
>>84338818sad/10
>>84338818Sorry but that's one of the worst looking breakfasts I've seen. I hope you enjoyed it though.
hash browns are utter yank nonsensedon't belong on the full englishstick to the five pillars cheers
>>84338866They're not bad if they're the shop bought tat to be honest. Goes nice when you dippy into the egg x
ch....c...ch ..chippy wwwwwww...wwwippys
Busting out the Tyrells. Gonna watch a film I reckon x
>>84338903What one? I was thinking of watching a stand up because I can't think of any films I want to watch
tired af me atm desu de lad senpai low key tempted to garn bed soon imo no cap
I like hash browns. Rare I ever actually have them though.
Welcome to your life.There's no turning back.
>>84338818Would eat. Hope you enjoyed it lad.
I move into a new house next month lids. Quite excited as it's a big upgrade from my current place. Need to get this place on the market asap after moving in. Won't miss this neighbourhood tbqh
Bagsy hayley on blankety blank.
Ate a Boost bar. Perked me right up.
>>84338998well done lad, i had an offer accepted on a nice flat in october last year and im still stuck in this shithole, the ride never ends
>>84338890Fucking hell got me craving chippy now de lad.
There isn't a single good fish and chips or kebab shop in my city. Need more immigrants to come here
Just made myself a coffee, white, 1 sugar. Whats everyone elses order?>
>>84339014Thanks. Are you just waiting for a move on date or what's happening?My area isn't the worst but it's council as fuck and full of dossers and their dogs
>>84339022Double shot, dark roast americano. No sugar, no milk please x
Might be my local burgerking staff's fault, but I would not recommend getting their wagyu burger.
Burger King is just shite, isn't it?
>>84339056Yes, but good for a bacon double slopburger meal and extra chips and cheese, which I should have ordered.
>>84339056Not been in about 7-8 years lad, do they still do refillable drinks? The nearest one from me is around 30 mins away.
Mums been on the phone to her friend for 4 hours now. How somebody can talk for that long is beyond me.
Luv defecating me i do x
>>84338768cash will be abolished within a few years m8
yeah fuck it garn bed
>>84339093My mum does the same. Madness.
I cheated in one of my exams
>>84339140RE? God knows.
Just eaten 2 sticks of rock.
Another night in the boxroom still living at the mummy and daddy's house at 34. We all upset in life x
vape leaked everywhere in my pocket fuck sake
>>84339183Couldn't imagine living with parents at that age tbqh Suppose it's not so bad if you have a good relationship with them tho
>>84338998Sisberg has a nice house in the country and has just heard a rumour that the farmer is selling the field that her garden looks onto is being sold to a developer to build deanoboxes. Now she's in a massive rush to sell because the value is going to absolutely plummet.
I feel alone.In the city.
>>84339254Yeah not for me, I lost my job and went to Asia for a few months in my 20s, after I came back I had to move back in with my dad for a few months while I looked for a job and that. Was a horrendous time, moved out at 19 and can't imagine being back there.
>>84339263That would majorly suck desu. Your nice green field being replaced by red brick houses. Hope it works out for her.
Think snarf has shidded too much at my fren's. He was whinging earlier how he fell asleep in his front room last night, and snarf walked past the cat litter tray and shat in 1 of his sliders, and he put it on this morning.He rang earlier asking if I wanted a cat.
>>84339254>Suppose it's not so bad if you have a good relationship with them thoI do a decent one with them mate but I'm too poor to move out. And I see renting as a waste of money. I'd rather save it eventually for a mortgage
>>84339269Think I was 23 when I moved out. Felt late at the time but compared to nowadays it's not even close.
>>84339281If you can save and stay at home that's the best way to do it. Fuck having a landlord.
Write a haiku about britfeel.
>>84339297Yeah that's my plan. I only make 1700 a month though after taxes so it will take a while to reach 10k, since i have to buy food/fuel and help with the electricity/water/gas bills
Can't stand poor people, shoot them all imo
>>84339308What would you ideally be looking for? A flat? I know most lenders accept a 5 percent deposit now. Interest rates a bit shit now tho thanks to orange Donnie
>>84339299Britfeel has postersSometimes they are annoyingBut I love em, me
Anons would have been better, methinks.
>>84339321id prefer at least a terraced house. there are some that are about 130k near me but the parking is kinda bad and the neighbourhood is a bit meh.
>>84339336Yeah that's basically the same as me now. Worth it tho just for the little bit of garden etc in summer.
Just started reading Project Hail Mary. See what the fuss is about x
Me? Predicting bedtime within the next 80 min.
>>84339351I read it last year I think, thought it was ok. Main character is a dweeb redditor type and the book is very lowest common denominator popcorn sci-fi, but it's an entertaining easy read.
oh aye oh aye oh aye wuppa chippy wippys
Got work on monday, don't know why I even bother. It hasn't helped me have sex.
>>84339435Do something nice tomorrow? The fear and misery tends to be not so bad if I actually do something in the weekend. Too sick so I'm just feeling ill and watching TV.
Traitors star molly? Thick af but fit.
I'm from Spain.
Mum was sat downstairs watching magic Mike: The last dance on Netflix and told me to go back upstairs. Grim.
>>84339456what is there to do tho. went for many walks and never got laid x
>>84339501Bet she had a wet fanny while watching it
>>84339510Oh shag a prossie then I suppose?
>>84339501It's probably boring her and she wants to have a quick nap.
>>84339278snarf isnt happy :(or may be ill, cats will shit random places when upset about environment or their health.
>>84339541She was fine when I was there. Even started purring more after I washed her pooey tail, and tolerates a stroking and head scratching now after I put some work in with combing her fur.Just worried how she'd be away from her turf.
Don't mean to brag lads, but just farted for 3 seconds.
I'd honestly love to be an English teacher.
>>84339570>English teacherCode word for nonce
>>84339579I said English teacher, not PE teacher.
2028 American presidential race will break every rule in politics.An open battlefield without Trump in it.Strange people will be running.Hollywood starsInfluencersPodcastersFormer athletesPastorsI have a list of 22 outsiders that could be running.It'll be nasty lads
>>84339557>turfEverywhere is cat turf to cats. Unless it's another cats turf. If you can afford it youd probably be doing them a favour if the owner is at the stage of wanting to get rid of them. Some unwanted cats end up as fighting dog bait :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D55rVP8YL30>Tfw no landwhale fattie BPD-adjacent arthoe gf coming up w/weird as shit yet also undeniably unique tracks as you take her to plappington-on-the-nazeWhy live /v/roskys
YT algo's quite aware of me BPD arthoe proclivities by now, is it not
>>84339608if i could vote id vote for the one with the biggest tits
had a fkn chippie for dinner, wee picked egg too, tin of pebsidecentdecent
just used 4 of my hard earned bongs to purchase return to castle wolfenstein, i think its time to get nostalgic
>>84339608How is this relevant to us British people here?
>>84339641Corrrrrrr a tin of pebsi living life there dee lad.
>>84339611Snarf doesn't have an owner, she was feral for 14-15 years but just stayed round my friend's house, we got her in a couple of years ago, or last year.
i'd love to work wth scouts
>>84339663So the real issue isn't whether something is relevant, it's whether you're looking closely enough to see the connection.
where the big batty gyaldem at
>>84339661Classic game, completed it a few times over the years. Last time I played it the difficulty was on the second hardest mode and it was quite the challenge.
cooor wouldn't mess with him lads
>>84339672oh right well then i don't know about that the only experience i know of is a friend that lives semi rural in Scotland, a feral cat about 13 ish started hanging around with my friends cat in the back garden in Autumn so she let him in one colder evening, fed him and gave him catnip, well he tried to hump her cat so she kicked him out and he just hung around the back door, stoned.I did have a go at her and tbf she felt guilty and let him back in and kept him in the spare room, over a few days he settled and i think enjoyed not living in the forest behind her house. He'd come and go and allow pets and food then one night he just decided to stay, I think it took a month and the colder nights were enough for him at that age. So she got him fixed and all vetted up and he lived there for about 4 years. Some cats just know they are getting old and being with a decent human seems better at that point than being feral.
Me? Vote Reform mate. Get are country back. Rule Brit Tanya.
>>84339821For me it restore britain x
reform voters are retardsliterally voting in a more tory tory party who wont do anything about immegrunts. theyll propbably give them more benefits so that they can have more kids (future employees)
>>84339829All voters are retardsNo sane party will try to stop illegal immigration and theres more chance of hitler arriving in a swastika shaped spaceship than any party ever doing anything about legal immigration
>>84339821Not this.>>84339828This.
>>84339779Snarf only really goes out to sit in the sun. Just really worried if she goes and tries to run. A month inside should be enough, and we've already bonded over the years.
22 short films about britfeel
>>84339842The less the normal parties do about immigration, the more likely Hitler will arrive.
I'm writing a novel, because it's never been done before lads
>>84339842You need to go North Korea mode towards immigration which is you can't immigrate period and if you visit you get a limited time permit and get escorted around by secret police and put on surveillance the entire time.THe problem is that America is a flood gate capitalism country that wanted to open the flood gates to anyone who could lift a hammer so they could get their vote and collect their taxes.
Absolutely heartbroken that dvdlad was turkmong this entire time
graveyard keeper is 100% discounted on steam, i never plan on playing it but fuck it, might aswell download while its free
Plaid Cymru are labour
That's me settled in for a night of posting with britfeel lads
I never learned to play the lead guitar lads
>>84339934I'd rest my head on that tummy
>>84339934proper /britfeel/ physique that is lad, 10/10
>>84339877You realise everything that has happened in the last 80 years is designed to stop him coming back?
>>84339934Look at your hairy tummy x
Lonely atm, anyone wanna be my mate? 29, bennylad, and play runescape 3 all day/
>>84339934When's the baby due?
>>84339898And turkmong was/is ruthmong
Windy out there lads
>>84340023Then they've been doing a pisspoor job of it. The angrier people get, the more desperate they get, the more they want alternatives, the more likely spacehitler will return. Just look at America electing Trump after being sick of years of empty politicians promises.
>>84340057Aye, a bit blustery.
>>84339898>dvdlad was turkmong>>84340051>turkmong was/is ruthmongWhat a life! I wonder how many other posters he was or is
Luv music meLuv all genres, long as it sounds goodSimple AS
Getting rid of Dr Friedlander in GTA V is satisfying
PARCEL UPDATE:PARCELS ACQUIRED.after we knocked downstairs and the neighbours pretended not to be in, we went back down a couple of hours later and the parcels had been returned outside with this note.weird coincidence considering i have the delivery photo of the boxes in THIS building, but i guess it was the lads over at no. YY in the next block and not no. XX downstairs. maybe because it's Saturday evening and they were busy at work all week, who knows.
>>84339904Getting tomorrow, cheers lad.
Justin Ternally
>>84340102This is a good end to the saga lad. Hope you enjoy your wispas and fizzy bevs!
>>84340086Not seen any of the following in quite a while >LOL DE LID LAD LOD LOOOOL>fascinating>Bumsesh posts >Mongboy.jpg>SPACCA frog posts >X person is a fudge packer posts
tuneposting hours xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gm79EJ6YMg
>Open the door.How do you respond?
>>84340117thanks very much, lad. having a Diet Coke and a Boost bar now.sometimes nice things happen in life, /britfeel/ x
where u going today xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5OA1OdkKQI
>>84340102Kek was this the missing parcel you thought somebody took a few days ago? And it was in another building this time?
need a FOID to look at me like this
If Hitler returned now he would be quite old. Probably wouldn't be a threat.
>>84340182i suspect i'll never know the whole truth.
i'm searching for my mainlinei said i couldn't hit it sideways xxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqAN9Ox2Stw
Yeah, I'm a Pakistani ethno nationalist, what of it?
>>84340277what happened to terry from the mosque?
At work right now, but it's quiet, just focusing on my side business
>>84340285He had some good ideas, but I outgrew him
>>84340218i remember reading these Robert Swindells books as a kid (a couple ended up on the curriculum, so some lads might know them).they were all over the place genre/age range wise. i remember this one was about some scientists bringing back extinct butterfly species with a time machine, then some white nationalist group hijacks the machine to bring back Hitler. scientist lassie makes a good point that none of them speak German and he'll be confused, he won't just agree to join them and restart Nazism in England. probs woke propaganda to make time-travelling white supremacists look thicker than they actually are.
>>84340307The ultimate moral of the story though was the racism was bad
>>84340277If Pakistan is that great why are you here in the UK living the good life?
>>84340307Lassie seems like a dumb bitch but the plot is even dumber. Theres like 4 flaws in her and the storys logic that i can think of off the top of my head that would break it immediately.
>>84340319It's part of the Pakistani culture that we must spread our wisdom and influence around the globe to the lesser people's
>>84340315who would you Timesnatch from Pakistan's history and bring to current day Britain, Moni?
brings me back this one xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0YztcXC5mI
>>84340345Probably Mustafazar Hazeem, one of the great Arcaeomancers of the 16th century in the court of Mubla Tat, his reptiatoes were said to be devine
>>84340386Thoughts on the Al-Zutt Hadith?
>>84340407White people don't understand that Hadiths have varying levels of reliability and they are not all literalWhite people don't understand metaphors
i know eventually you'll tell me where you came from xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOLIHJKCu8M
>>84340386You can't just go making up words, who do you think you are?
>>84340431The English language is so primitive, you simply don't have the words to represent the skills he possessed
are we ever getting the REAL /britfeel/ Radio back?wouldn't mind having Zeus on there a a guest, tho. get some topical debates on racial equality and transgender rights going x
was just gonna say i bet he chooses musafazar hazeem, one of the great arcaeomancers of the 16th century
white man speak with forked tongue xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzZMhAM2SqU
>>84340443Thinking about it, building up energy but I'm often busy and tired
i take back what i said about Moni's return being novel. other anon, you were 100% right.it was briefly interesting, but she's just doing the same thing as HHL. i know that's just Moni now, but it wasn't always.bring back Tilde, IMO.
>>84339868theres small trackers that go on a collar if she's that sort of cat thats ok with a collar. You can also "call" the tracker when it's time to come in if you train a reward for it.>monthProbably be alright rescues around here recommend 2 months for a new cat even three if you can put up with the complaining meows
it's become so obvious u are so oblivious 2 urself xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP_yyfcm8hg
i gotta fix my face xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NZGbD236fw
back fromt giggongton arent i, drank 3 red stripe and am semi tipsy but not really. Ive tried to make friends at these things but ive concluded its never going to happen but its okay.
>>84340560>red stripebristol lad?
If HHL was here he would be foaming at the mouth that Moni is here
>>84340510pleasant, this. choon that would be in a mumbly 2000s film.
>>84340571Good thing he's banned then init :)
>>84340565nah, I'm in liverpool (not a scouser). Red stripe was all they had in terms of canned beer, didn't want a plastic cup of whatever else. Does the job I suppose.
trying not to let you down again lads xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ8xEcmNZhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmJ_hGOVebs<3
c...can I have half a shandy bass pppplease
>>84340741>sunderland battyboystill not as good as "banbury fatman"
>>84340407jinn
You lads ready to be drafted?
>>84340870cant draft me, got a bad back innit
>>84340870do you mean conscripted into National Service?no. i'm in my mid 30s and i have shingler's knee.
>>84340870>draftedWe're not in america, la.
>>84340870Not happening, it never will.
>>84340870can't do it I'm afraidgot mental health
mental ealth and a bad back me yea, also im a bit fat
that's it, that's my last opiate (a tapentadol) and my last zolpidem, down the hatch. no money to buy more. no money at all, in fact, until PIP on the 15th.looks like i'm on the sobergrind whether i like it not. hopefully a clear head will help me sort my life out. thanks for putting up with my nonsense, /britfeel/.
>>84341011Only 3 days de lid, hang in there lad!
Moni, how difficult is selling cards? is it too late to get into this one?
>>84340888Are you certain of the diagnosis?>I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis' knees
>>84341083sure as sugar, lad. saw a video on TikTok AND i asked AI.>Betty Davis' kneesif only i were so lucky. i do have Errol Flynn's cock, though.
is this the PinkPantheress thread?
>>84341218No it's a Mark Edwards thread.
corrr my thread is doing double digits on /vr/>>>/vr/12501351quite the thread-maker, me. a topic master.
MIght buy a 4chan pass then threaten violence
oh aye oh aye oh aye one sssshandy bass ppplease
>>84341353wonder if this counts already.>i am going to threaten to stab youis that already threatening someone?
ggg got aany bblue WKDss
>>843413534chan should send the police around when someone threatens violenceimagine little sean meekly explaining himself to the rozzers
oh aye lid true?
>>84341535>Looking for trannies to hit
>>84341565>meatball_on_fork.pnggot a long wheeze out of me
>>84340870Yes. I am extremely racist and I hate the government. I dont mind going to jail for a few years and coming out with all my limbs.
>>84341611think its like getting out of jury duty? you can just say your a bit racist/prejudiced and wouldnt be a fair juror?>well ill join up but if you give me a loaded gun and theres a black fella around i er...i might not be responsible for my actions
zero chance the new porn ban works
>>84341649theres a new porn ban?
>>84341649>porn banwit?
CANNAE EVEN SPANK ME WILLY TAE MA STEP SISTER GEEIN IS A BLOWIE NAE MARE?FUCK SAKE STAMLIRFUCKIN ENUF IS ENUF LIKE
what are you doing, stepminister?
>>84341663they want to send you to prison if you watch/viewed/downloaded anything that refers to step-whatevers
>>84341683so shitskins in this pisshole country can shag, marry and impregnate their sisters and cousins and it's fine but you cant watch step sister rp
>>84341683imagine ending up on the nonce list for that
>>84341635Nah dont say anything like that, theyll fuck you over big time. Just tell the draft officers they're a pair of niggers and tell them to fuck off. But if you do get dragged to some rundown shitty barracks then just act crazy by shouting nigger in the middle of the night and flooding the toilets or something. You'll have the strength to be a complete schizo hassle to the mongo military training staff because it'll be the only thing that gets you out of drone footage of your death being posted on 4chan and twitter for yanks to laugh and wank over.
Iran rejected the deal, war's back on
You just gotta hit draft officers Deano and Umbongo with that Terry Davis stare.
>>84341716everyone back to the pile
whats fkn next mates? femdom porn banned? cannae tug me willy to a mean lassie?
just wrote a short story, me.just by caching this image, you have produced a copy of its contents.
>>84341740needs more character development desu
It's interesting to see MAGA supporters shift from isolationism to neoconservatism. If Hitler suddenly changed direction and started promoting racial mixing, would everyone listen to him? In other words, is it worship of the ideals symbolized by the dictator, or loyalty to the dictator's whims?
>>84341755all right, worked in a character arc.
Corrrrrrrrr peng scran
>>84341829alri lad im not gonna lie thats pretty good now
>>84341833proper scran that de lid
>>84341833it's weird seeing threads like these when it's so late (>>84341790)i wandered into some 'British comedy is actually shit' thread on /tv/ last night, 4am or something. how are we all meant to get wound up about it if we're all asleep?
imagine going along with the draft to defend this
>>84341863>only (?) lassie is the Operation Sanctuary onei could have fixed her.
an exciting day, full of twists and turns.now it is time for sleep. good night, /britfeel/ friends.
>>84342323good night to a good lad
Holy shit I'm so incredibly tired but not aloud to sleep
We leave here with a very simple proposal, a method of understanding that this is our final and best offer. We'll see if the Iranians accept it.
The other day I saw a young woman dressed as Rei Ayanami walking with some mixed race children I assume were hers. I was really surprised.
>>84342691Jews won de lid
Lads is there any point in booking flights for July or will airlines be out of fuel by then? Tickets are surprisingly cheap.
To be honest, I think that was the strangest thing I've ever actually seen. I have absolutely no idea what kind of life that person has lived. What's the strangest thing you've ever seen someone do in public?
>>84342704It's pretty risky desu de lad
do you own/wear a watch? what kind?
Another day in waradise
>>84342806Shippy wears a watch but on the wrong hand
>>84342836I need a hairline update
>>84342806Garmin vivoactive 5
>>84342806I have a phone
Low key tempted to get a IWC mark 20. It beautiful x
>>84342880Are heroLeave Shorny Shorn alone
Just done a big boom boom poo poo stinky
>>84343001Cringeposting isn't a job you don't get paid for it, it's a lifestyle, that's the thing, you've got to be special, held back in school special, you've got to have an empty life, that's what it takesThe cringe grind isn't for everyone, you can't just have a life a be on the cringe carousel, the cringe pantomime costs EVERYTHINGThat's what makes the cringecunts special, the dedication to pointless wank posting, just got to give it your all, nothing cringey was ever achieved without sadness and no lifery
>>84343158Fuck off back to brit/pol/
>>84343165*shits behind your sofa* verily!
Only 4 more hours of slavewaging hooray!
>>84343180*rubs yer face in it*BAD PUPPY
>>84343189*shits in your open mouth*
Incredibly hungry but mumberg refuses to cook anything before 1 pm
>>84343211*puts you in a sack and throws you in a canal*
>>84343240*has you arrested and thrown in jail where you get shitted in your mouth for 10 years every day*Verily.
Ok everybody start posting NOW
dont put me back in the wage cage tomorrow i've only just begun to relax
>>84343259Buy a pass first. Use coupon code>HELPHELPERFLABfor 20 percent off.
>>84343251Dogs can't talk.*rings the local nuthouse and gets you committed*Insanely.
>>84343277*infects you with a mystery illness that lasts 1 whole week*
>>84343259Can't just say now, desu. No 1 word replies allowed.
>>84343277Great news, I found the mystery illness vial. The label is a bit faded, and cant make out the 2 letters after, but looks like you've been infected with AI, lucky bugger.
>>84341692Ask moni, its lot are the experienced experts.
Right well, looks like I better get out of bed and that. Have a woffee, figure out what I'm going to do with my day. Still suffering from the contagion but I *think* it's less severe than previous days.
Know in my heart that I should be eating eggs for breakfast but here I am eating cereal again
>>84343401Have an egg mayonnaise sandwich for dinner.
My step sister isn't fit, but my cousin is, woohoo, get in there.
just ordered some chinese, hungry af desu, black lad is delivering it, bless him
>>84343290>He thinks he's reading what a dog wrote*has you commited where "mongo Dave" shits in your mouth every day. He only eats beans and sausages and haribo tangfastics*
>>84343472Youre already in the nuthouse lad, yer talking to the wall.
>>84343464At this time? Are you insane?
>>84343365You sound better than the other night, if you're the sick lad that went for a spliff I talked with.My day consists of farmshop visit for things for a nice beef stew, then a quick trip to sainsbury's for some other bits for the stew, and some beer, and a trip down the world food section.
>>84343480Yeah that me, think the spliff coupled with night nurse resulted in a lovely long sleep so I'm at least well rested if still fatigued and slow. Might take tomorrow off toil, I didn't have any time off last week when I wanted to (just sat at home and didn't do any work instead).
>>84343478i eat when im hungry whats insane about that?
>>84343490You could do that again, then dont need time off, and looks good for you as you're still "working" while being ill.
>>84343435Very halal, anon
>>84342880Goblin looking paedononce
>>84343495its not even 11am on a sunday you fuckin mentalist kek
>>84343504Yeah I could, Monday's isn't too bad since I'm normally WFH that day but will need to be back in office on Tuesday
*Looks askance at the porn site without a mother and their huge collection of incest videos*
>>84343521it would be insane to wait for it to be a certain before you eat imo, food has just arrived now, pork belly and spicy cucumber salad for me it's thats alright with you my lad
>>84343536corr does sound lush lad
locked up in spacker prison oh aye oh aye oh aye paedolad paedolad
>>84343544Better than being forced to pay your own mother 750 pounds a month (on minimum wage) to live in your childhood boxroom
>>84343555My mortgage on my 3 bed semi 45 mins from zone 1 was 800 quid a month 10 years ago. Dont know how people do it these days, it literally not rite x
>>84343544Why would he even want to leave? He has an incredibly cushy life. What's the alternative? Slaving for minimum wage with jamal and abdul while sharing a tiny flat with hassan. Given his prerequisite his current life is the best possible outcome.
>>84343581>Why would he even want to leaveThat is the thing, he doesn't have a choice. Grim.
>>84343544Sad little man living a sad little life locked up in his sad little prison ha ha.
>>84343592even if he had a choice he wouldnt leave for the reasons stated above, you mongs love to bully him and make fun of him but the truth is he objectively has a better life than most of you
>new boss at toilberg>hes trying his best to lick the arse of the higher ups>literally jogging around work>"where are you going anon?">To take my lunch>"oh uh i didnt think you got a lunch break on a friday >mfwnot working 8 hours with no lunch because this cunt has his tongue right up the managers anus Just have to stick it out for a few weeks until he realises they are all massive wankers who will never be happy with the work we do
>>84343599>a better life than most of youOh yes, it is 100% better being locked up against your will. I bet that's what they say at the local HMP as well kek.
>>84343602I applaud you for working!
>>84343602>"oh uh i didnt think you got a lunch break on a friday >mfwI had a boss like this, didn't read my terms of employment and assumed I worked the same breaks as everyone else. Nope, actually, I get 30 mins more than everyone else. Why? IDK just what the contract states.
>>84343605he isnt locked up though is he
>>84343605Mongbots out in force defending their nonce-in-chief no matter how embarrassing it could be
>>84343613That'll be your final (you) seethemong
Kate England now she is LUSH x
>>84343619being locked up and not being allowed to move out is something different though you little mong
>Spacker/OAP assisted living care home>constantly monitored >Forced to pick litter with the other spackers calls it "voluntary work" >not allowed to use a kettle let alone cook anything >so bored he will drink him self into oblivion on shandy bass and threaten to end himself or everyone else for various reasons "better life than you"
>>84343632b...b..but...gahahahahah
>>84343622Lexi lore for me de lid `
>>84343632It overs thoughsOne shandy bass please
>loser with no friends>forced to work a soul crushing job for minimum wage>will have to do this for another 30+ years>spends all his money on rent and food>no woman was ever interested in him>spends the little free time he has venting on an anonymous imageboard
>>84343581When the welfare system collapses when there's no money everybody on the system is fucked. This week Britain spent more on welfare than it raised from income tax
>>84343632You missed one>Kicked from footy team hhahahaahahahahah
>>84343661>When the welfare system collapsesit wont though
>>84343616Wouldn't be surprised if it was the sad little mong doing it himself whoah
>>84343665>Kicked from footy teamProof?
>>84343665I remember this, the meltdown was beautiful. Good on email lad
>>84343671It will collapse its not sustainable. Then we can all laugh a the spackers after
>>84343689>It will collapseit wont
>>84343693>26 BILLION a month>over 10% of gdpIt might lad, thats a lot of fucking money every month for spackers who dont feel like working
>>84343699>It mightit wont though
>>84343699and what exactly would happen to those "spackers"? most are unemployable, nobody would hire them. just let them starve to death? get a grip lad
>>84343632>"better life than you"And you need to believe all of what you wrote about him and believe about him, his abilities, his mentality, his emotional needs and perceived needs. Just so you can feel better and good about your life? That's some next level cope and projection, lad. When was the last time you spent talking to a friend about life, love, dreams and your future? Or do you spend more time alone hoping and wishing someone else has a worse life than you, is as unhappy as you, is as lonely as you, and has a future as bleak as yours?
>>84343718Look at this little spastic making shit up because someone said the big mean words about his wittle carehome dwelling long necked cunt lmao
>>84343729Your reality is still too hard to face is it lad?
>>84343718>And you need to believe all of what you wrote about him and believe about him, his abilities, his mentality, his emotional needs and perceived needs. Just so you can feel better and good about your life?That's some next level cope and projection, lad. When was the last time you spent talking to a friend about life, love, dreams and your future? Or do you spend more time alone hoping and wishing someone else has a worse life than you, is as unhappy as you, is as lonely as you, and has a future as bleak as yours?Melty
Obsessed with bullying a disabled lad. What a nasty person.
>>84343759Gonna cry little lass?
>>84343759he won't bum you little ladkekking
>just let the spacker sit around and dink cheap booze all day because hes disabled ok???
>Obsessed with bullying a disabled Iad. What a nasty person.
imagine getting bullied by other bennymongs ha ha
>>84343776So? Does how he spends his time affect you personally?
>>84343781>iadmongboy
>>84343784You want to touch his pecker lid? Ha ha
>>84343790No? Didnt say that did i?
>>84343794You've said enough to know you're a poofter ha ha
>>84342872hello fellow garmin vivoactive 5 lid
>>84343806Ugly af strap
Half a shandy bass and half a lemonade please
>>84343810aye you're not wrong
It's Lollers behind those anti HHL posts btw, nasty lad.
I..I..it llllllollerswhoahahahaahah
>>84343828Corrrr bit early to get up to this sort of bickering isn't it? Was hoping for a nice comfy thread but I see we all woke up on the wrong side of the single bed this morning
>lt's Lollers behind those anti HHL posts btw, nasty lad.
mmmmummy t..the internet is bb..b..being mmmmean
>>84343815Real "the lights are on but nobody's home" look about this lad.
your dolly will be back later, you can play with it then
>>84343699Hello. I know you sit in your grotty little armchair all day watching GBeebies all day but I am here tell you the been 10% of welfare spending has been inline with the GDP of the UK since 1990. It actually rose to 11% under the tories (kek) in 2011 and then went back down slightly back down again to 10.8% which is the current level. If you actually did your research and knew the facts you would know this instead of regurgitating talking points from multi millionaire Tory lords (1/3)
>>84343815Couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag
>>84343699Also what we are being told about what we spend on welfare in line with other countries is completely untrue. The overwhelming majority of welfare spending is spent on pensions and when you look at the numbers UC and PIP spending isn't that muchYou cannot criticise welfare spending while not commenting on pensions when it's in the same budget, but you won't hear that on GBeebies and Tory rags like the telegraph and the daily mail. (2/3)
>>84343858>well akshually it was 0.8% more 15 years ago so get your facts right Ok thats great lad
>>84343693True. It won't. If you compare our welfare spending to other European countries we are at the very bottom of the chart. Again it goes of GDP spending which is at 10.8% of what we earn as a nation. It could be worse. In France it's more than double what ours is. (3/3)
>>84343865>100billion >not that much
>>84343865The lifelong dole scroungers of today are the state pension scroungers of tomorrow. You're trying to throw old people under the bus to save yourself but it's the same people. Only difference is age.
the government should support young british families not incels on benefits
>>84343877We are earning 3 trillion as a nation. 100 billion as a percentage to 3 trillion is only 3.3%.
How long until HelperDolly is back? You know down to the hour when his ban will expire, you are that invested in him lol
I want a scottish wife
Yeah lads, spending the guts of 100 billion a year on cunts who are scared of working is totally a brilliant plan for the countrySure its not even that much kek
>>84343892>WeYou aren't
>>84343867Apologies little lad, are you upset that welfare spending was higher when the tories were in power? Your bias is showing through. Kek.
>>84343892>WeWhat position do you play?
>>84343899There are a few bad apples maybe but most people are on benefits for a good reason
>W..w...we need to stop giving pensioners benefits. Those should be extra money for younger people bennies like meWhat about your parents when they reach that age? What about your grandparents now? >N..n...no they dd..d..don't count in the world where I decide who gets to live life on other peoples money
Would love to hear Ebin's opinion on this
>>84343899We spending around 90 billion a year on corporate welfare subsidising tax revenue for trillion dollar companies. Where's the outrage at that? Oh that's right they don't tell you about that, let's give tax breaks to Jeff bezos the second richest man on the planet.
Bit miffed as the farmshop was closed, but cheered up as sainsbury's was crammed with MILFs. Got some smediocre food, some nice beers, and other stuff I've forgotten about already.
>>84343911You see that it's not about benefits but certain people are just completely selfish and oblivious to others. No interests in life but consuming other people's money. All the mathematical calculations laid out to basically say here's why I want free money and I should get it not old bastards you should hate them instead. While making out like he's a humanitarian because he doesn't watch GB news or something.
>>84343815I'd spark him on sight the rat
>>84343924>WeYou're doing it again
>>84343930You big ole fibber ya.
>>84343893>HelperDollythis is the best you can come up with? hahaha
N.n.noo look its the old p.p.p.eople fault noo.o.o.o it j.jeff bez.z.z.zzos ha ha ha K3kking
I..I.it j.j.eff bez.z.zzz.zzos ha ha haK3kking
Don't care me. Never paid income tax in my life and never will.
>>84343936>best you can come up with?Compared to what?
Just goes to show, mo age mo problems.
100 b.b.illion isnt. T.t.h.at much..We earn 3 t.t.trillion>WeK3KKING
they replied ha ha
>>84343930>I'd spark him on sight the ratYou know that would mean you leaving the safety of your room and irl isn't the internet don't you?
I've got 99 problems (and years under my belt youngun) and giving a fuck about yer inheritance ain't 1.
>>84343937>>84343943>>84343949See everyone little lads like his have been conditioned and brainwashed into worshipping billionaires because for all of this lads life he's been told by GBeebies and Tory mouthpieces that making the ultra rich pay their fare share is wrong. It's not like it's coming out of his bank account, no he does it for free. Like a little clapping seal at the circus. Now He now has to spend the rest of the day mocking others for wanting a better and fairer society. Sad little man, I genuinely pity you. I hope things get better for you someday.
locked upno spacker footy teambullied by bennymongslost 20 on a 4chan passscraping the barrel with aldi stubbiesbanned trying to act hard onlineha ha ha
Weird how these mental illnesses are apparently real serious diseases. Would affect humans all over the world then. Yet most people live in countries where you cant just scrounge the dole because you've decided you're too fragile to work for a living.
Reckon if I saw welper irl I'd take a picture of him and then go up and start chatting to him all friendly like, pretend I'm not britfeeler and just wanted a chat. See what I could get him to reveal, and then post it all on here later. Fortunately I'm very unlikely to ever meet him since I'm not a poortherner and have no requirement to ever go anywhere near Sunderland
>>84343968b..b..but h..he hhhhas a bbb..better llife ttthan y..youwhoahahahahahahahah
Anyways enough about politics, I'm bored of it now. Here's seasideMARK eating a full Victoria sponge cakehttps://youtu.be/xG2lyr85i00?si=51gl5UvmcnoA4LGx
FIIIIIIIGHT.I will heat up my popcorn, this should be a giggle.
>>84343964A fairer society lmfao you want free stuff for yourself. You were scapegoating pensioners a minute ago to get the heat off you. That's all it is. Me me me give me free stuff. There is nobody you wouldn't fuck over and no low you wouldn't sink to keep your dole and you know it. So pipe down.
>>84343968Pack it in now lad. Go back to /brit/
>>84343988I'll be going nowhere big man ha ha
Dossers seething
You all still talk about him when he is banned, he can still read these threads (and likely is), and his ego is fuelled even further. Stop talking about the cunt. Stop responding to him. Easy. He will get bored and fuck off. Imagine being so needy to have a nickname and tripcode on an anonymous image board. Just take a moment to think about how pathetic an adult male needing that much validation and attention. This place is better without him. The evidence is clear.
I love Sean, but fuck you Mackem cunts this afternoon (little) lad. Deano COYS
>Pack it in now lad
>>84343986Wasn't scapegoating pensioners. I don't give a shit about the pensioners bill I've always known it was half of the welfare spending. I was saying you cannot cry about the benefits bill without commenting on the state pension cost. Funny how everybody in the media doesn't mention this why is that? Oh that's right only boomer pensioners buy newspapers and watch the news on the TV. It's almost like they have an agenda isn't it?
I wish this noisy cunt would fuck up flying over my house thrice weekly.
Next bread gonna be absolute seethfest, these lads are just warming up.
>>84344008Mad how much time and effort you can put into things when it's about hating pensioners and coping about your dole scrounging. Imagine you put that effort into helping others or even working for a living. Not for you though is it. Too ermm depressed or was it schizo or um let me check my DWP form oh I have autism I can't work I just can't I must scrounge!
Gonna do an oil change on my 2015 Mazda CX-5. Brakes are next weekend job. Imagine being incapable of working on your own car.
>i-i-ts the pensioners>i-its jeff bezos its the fucking dossers lad, simple as, you can jump through as many hoops as you like but the main issue is scrounging cunts
>Next bread gonna be absolute seethfest, these lads are just warming up. ha ha ha
>>84343981>Anyways enough about politics, I'm bored of it now. Here's seasideMARK eating a full Victoria sponge cakefascinating
something in the air from that storm, seething left and right all over the gaff
>>84344024ate scrounging layabout dosser cuntsare Rupert will sort them ahtabaht FACKING time an all
Sharty refugee is on one again
Nonce: Banned & Pass revokedMongs: On a perpetual meltyThe Good Lads: Buzzing for ithttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>>84344028Maximum level of cope there lad. Are you ok?
Lots of seething in this thread today is there something in the air today that's making mong spastics freak out or something?
>>84344042>triggered.webplost 20 quid on a MAN pass etc
>>84344041>Mongs: On a perpetual meltyAnd that is lush x
Put your bin bag on and get to school son
Anybody remember the name of his cologne? I'll give you a clue, it's apt.
>>84344034As if that Tory cunt is going to get in. If anything the little lad is fracturing the reform vote and that's LUSH x
Twenty nicker over - what - 3 days? Good value for money. Was it worth the ban? Time will tell.
>>84344056Why is that lush? You a Muslim?
>>84344047/brit/ and or brit/pol/ are slow?
>>84344055>cologneIt's called aftershave
b..but .i...i.. p..paid t..to post>banned
SPACCA posting and fascinating spamming is back. Britfeel is healing.
I.i.itt j.j.jeff beZ.z.zos faultY.y.your a t.t.toryK3KKING at this goon
>>84344065Fuck not this again. How long ago was this forren here? Can't have been too long ago.
It's raining son put your bin bag on
>>84344067Did he pay the sparkzone entry fee de lid? 20 bong de lid.
He's still making posts about me. I must have absolutely mind fucked him kek.
>>84344067I'm pro HHL but that picture is funny af.
>>84344084Pipe down Abdul
IDmong melty o clock and that is a lush
>>84344099>>84344099>>84344099LETS GO AGAIN
>>84344100>>84344105REFORM VS RESTORECHOOSE WISELY
>>84344100This was first and got binned. What kind of sick shit is going on today.
>>84344105Deleted mine lad, good bakers work as one. Appreciate the bake x
>>84343865Pensioners put money into the system when you have never worked
>>84344138The commie can't perceive this idea anon.
>>84344123Thanks famalamingtonshireYou have dibs on next one x
