I am God, yes I am YHVH.AMA.
Can I masturbate?
>>84343992I'll let you exist but why are you gay?
>>84344000Yes, but you shall never pay for porn, specially OF porn.If you dare simp to some harlot I will send you straight to hell.>>84344010Bussy was one of my greatest inventions, specially asian bussy, don't knock it until you try it.
>>84343992Wtf is YHVH?
>>84343992Schizoid Indian woman?
>>84343992Damn you. Can you please make me better? I am so socially stunted. Can you please help? There was a cute girl in my trade class. I messed up so bad when speaking with her. Can you make me better? Can you stop the spatter and porosity when I weld?
>>84344089It is just how jews call me, they are my most based children.You will die for Israel btw.>>84344096Smash.>>84344101No, you are a slave to pussy, you deserve to suffer a little bit.
>>84343992Donate money or a working typewriter TO ME- YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE
>>84343992Fake>>84344069GayEvil
>>84343992https://voca.ro/1j9xc8tVASkN
>>843439921. when will i become a millionaire (im 20 rn)2. when will i stop being lazy
Samantha stop eating Surstromming and get streaming. Your fans haven't seen or heard from you in over 75 days.
>>84343992okay>Some VTumour that larps as being stupid for attention and to attract the "uwoooooghh cunny" crowd.which one was this?
>>84343992are you BraziIian?
>>84343992When did you start using 4chan, amefag? Which was your first board?
>>84344193Begone false prophet.>>84344203If you accept me into your heart you will have greatest fortune on Earth, God's love.>>84344212I stream when I feel like, dad.>>84344224If you disrespect Gura again you will see what God's wrath truly is.>>84344246Yes, God is indeed Brazilian.
>>84344270>amefag
>>84344289>If you disrespect Gura again you will see what God's wrath truly is.what the fuck are you talking about? i asked you in another thread which anime girl you're posting pics of and that was the reply i got from someone. i'm asking who it is. relax those tits.>also what anime girl is that since you post that same face on everything. yes i could google but "smug anime girl who looks white and is pedobait" is going to be 95% of anime girl pics online>Some VTumour that larps as being stupid for attention and to attract the "uwoooooghh cunny" crowd.
>>84344289>Yes, God is indeed Brazilian.which state?
>>84344289No, you begone false prophet!
>>84344289Your animu waife a shit and you are gay and retarded
>>84344306>rain picWhat do you mean, anon?
>>84344289>If you accept me into your heart you will have greatest fortune on Earth, God's love.I will accept you into my heartbut i still need to know when will i become a millionaire
>>84344333ame (pronounced somewhat like awe-may in AmE) is the japanese word for rain
Why? Why everything? What am I supposed to do? You expect me to accomplish so much, yet you have given me nothing.
jeez god finally shows up to heal the board and u bully him. u all deserve the normalfaggots tranny loving moids that infested this board
>>84344368i liked your visual pun langanon. i wish people did old 4chan style jokes like that more often here. now it's all just miss sah-gay knees, and they're too pointy for me.
>>84344368You're very autistic, aren't you, anon?
>>84344388>himgod is a woman, anon. and She is fat. and She twerks marveously. and you know what? you don't fucking know if She has diabetes. and it's none of your fucking business. She's glorious either way.
>>84344396in a conversation between someone making a joke that involves two different languages and someone mocking them by using an ugly annoyed looking anime girl, the former is not the one who comes off as noxiously autistic here.
>>84344270>When did you start using 4chan, amefag? January of 2009>Which was your first board?/b/ but only for a month. During the first 3 years I only used /a/ and sometimes /jp/, /vp/ was made at that time so I started using that too.>>84344321>i'm asking who it is. relax those tits.It is Gura, my favorite daughteru.>>84344322Cidade de Deus should be a good hint.>>84344323>>84344327Death to the antichrist, do not believe their lies.
>>84344335You are already very rich my dear son, rich with God's love, do you feel your heart going doki-doki? That's my doing.If you are asking about money in a material way then you will never be rich and shall be send to the deepest layer of hell for being a shallow money oriented demon, you will still donate billions to Israel without questioning btw.
>>84344431>January of 2009What was it like back then?
can you do that thing from bruce almighty where he parts his bowl of soup, like parting the red sea?
>>84344431>Death to the antichristI agree. Death to you!
>>84344396anon here, yes i am but i'm basically too high iq to be considered disabled, because i learned how to socialize pretty well in my late teens. as a SKILL specifically, i took out flashcards of facial expressions and social situations with answers and studied them. before that however, i was incredibly retarded and the only reason i never got put in sped classes as a kid is because i was insanely good at algebra and they wanted me in the advanced classes, though all the kids hated me therep.s. i thought that photo was aubrey from omori
>>84344412anon u should really repent for saying something like this, it's sunday it's not too late to go to church and tell a pastor wat u just said
>>84344420>ugly annoyed looking anime girlUgly is your ass, she's cute.>>84344431I think you said once that something serious almost happened and because of it you stopped being your /pol/self, what exactly happened?
>>84344387>yet you have given me nothing.Nothing? God's love is nothing? Jeez this Zoomer generation always wants more and more, a couple more Great Floods will make you people remember to value my love.>>84344474>What was it like back then?No man's land, truly a God deprived place. Pedophiles were more bold, gore was spammed frequently when people posted cuck shit or anything they disliked. But there were some fun times. You could make your text red so many people would roleplay as Umineko characters.Umineko used to be huge here and beloved, nowadays people hate it and call it tranny bait.>>84344481I wish, my powers have been decrising as of late.
>>84344532I was just kidding, don't think too much about it
>>84344533catholics do confessionals and have priests not pastors, protestant. >>84344554well you're right that she's cuter than yui.
>>84344556>You could make your text red What? I don't remember that.
>>84344554Nothing really happened, but it is better to be carefull with what you post here if you are from Brazil even if you are just joking. There is a new law in effect that criminalizes mysoginistic posts on the internet, very scary.I am going now, I have some duties, God duties to do.
>>84344556>No man's land, truly a God deprived place. >Pedophiles were more bold, gore was spammed frequently when people posted cuck shit or anything they disliked. >But there were some fun times. You could make your text red so many people would roleplay as Umineko characters.>Umineko used to be huge here and beloved, nowadays people hate it and call it tranny bait.>actually larping as an oldfagnone of this is true except for gore being everywhere along with cp but that was from a lack of automatic post interception and a higher velocity and volume of posts, not it being more lawless. /r9k/ in particular was exceptionally civil. you absolutely did not have people "spamming gore when people posted cuck shit" lmfao. you were not here before /pol/, i can tell that much. this board had plenty of spammers but they all had a gimmick and were tolerated as characters like you and the big bang theory anon are. actual cp was deleted very quickly and gore depended on if someone was watching and if you were on /b/ or not. there was exceptionally more active public moderation in 2009. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) was the red text people saw and that was almost always moot or one of his friends banning someone as a public execution for everyone's amusement, sometimes banning the friends themselves just to put on a show and unban immediately with no anons knowing.
>>84344532>as a SKILL specifically, i took out flashcards of facial expressions and social situations with answers and studied them.mfw i did this and didn't realize that was an autism thing. i thought it was manipulationmaxxing.
>>84344663Gotcha. Good luck in your God duties
>>84344652It was one of the neat little things back then.>>84344690Hmmm?I am not talking about /r9k/, I am talking about /a/ specifically. I visited /r9k/ for the first time in 2015, maybe 2014.Anyway, all I said was true, I remember when a half-mexican guy would spam anime characters pregnant saying they went to Mexico and got a half-breed, kek.People spammed gore in those threads, pretty funny.If you don't believe me, whatever.
>>84344871you're saying people on /a/ would spam gore whenever someone started posting cuck shit? that's an even worse lie. /a/ and /jp/ have always had the most tightass moderation and will ban you for anything even remotely off-topic.>I remember when a half-mexican guy would spam anime characters pregnant saying they went to Mexico and got a half-breed, kek.now that sounds like old 4chan! p good
>>84344153>you are a slave to pussyGod, are you still there? It is rare when I pay attention to women, I am not a slave. She is just really cute to me. We spoke and she has a lot in common with me, but I'm a coward. Some other dude is starting to speak with her now. Have I lost? Can you give advice? I'm willing to move on, but she was the one who initiated contact. She keeps asking me about my welds every now and then. I'm actually on the spectrum and cannot tell flirtation when it happens. This might sound stupid, but she asked me to partner with her and on another day, she asked me to grind her table.
>>84343992>Jews reject their inheritance >Oh ok so now anyone who follows me is gods chosenWhy do you try so hard to be liked?
