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Seething St Margaret edition
>aka wagie Sunday scaries gulag
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HELPERNONCE IS A NONCE EDISH
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Mong spastics FUMING it's LUSH x
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>>84344099
>wagie Sunday scaries
Not for me de lid, off until Tuesday x
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Mongs on perpetual melties

kekking
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Just want to garn bed but have to do the other thing first
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>>84344116
Yes, you and the bradley poster are genuinely fuming over something. Meltymongs on tour is it.
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>>84344126
That's nice got anything planned lad?
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mongs giving me (yous) oh aye it lush
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>>84344127
whoahahahahha!
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>>84344126
>off until Tuesday
How come?
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>>84344112
b..b..but im nnnnnot a...a nnnnonce
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I just want a fairer society lads. Fair means every day I play computer games in my cum soaked underwear and you work to pay for it. It's only fair. LMAO
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Mad how the dossers cannot comprehend taking days off when their entire life is a fucking day off lmao
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He's not an over emotionally liable lonely man posting on 4chan all day, seething and projecting. He's very happy with his life and he's a sholder dropping, dancing, life and soul type of lad with loads of mates and women love him
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Reckon it's just one lad with two devices posting drivel here non stop
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Fair is when everybody else gives me stuff in return for nothing
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>>84344144
Cares more about others lives than his own. It quite sad really.
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>>84344145
That was dvdlad turns out he was several personalities and running multiple gimmicks including Turkmong
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>>84344145
Reckon you're bi-curious
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>>84344155
Reckon you're past the curious stage and are sucking as many cocks as you can get.
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Dvdlad when he begins the day posting on britfeel . Who will he be today?
https://youtu.be/YnyEnHdcwvo?si=n6wEFLU_pVCT0B37
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Fair is when everybody else works then gives me their money at the end. I hate Reform and Tories me they're greedy and just want to make money.
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New day. New thread. No more mega mong meltys from this point onwards.
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He can't spend 10 minutes writing a job application but when his dole is under attack he's whipping out charts, graphs, opinion polls, he's doing paragraphs on paragraphs multi-posts lmao
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wops on a melty because she cant understand how mirrors work
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mongs fuming and its lush hahahaha x
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>>84344176
That aint wops
This is wops
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helpernonce the UK battyman
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Mongs still fuming at me it's LUSH xxx
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>>84344144
>sholder
mongboy
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I say jump and he says how high still writing posts about me it's LUSH x
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helpernonce and the mongboys
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Oh he's cooking up another post.

whoa.

whoa..

whoahahahahhahaha
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>>84344183
That's him from the triggermongatry podcast.
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eatin me tesco sushi n watching anime
propa cultured i am boshhhhh
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riling up nonces isn't for everyone but it is for me x
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>>84344174
pissing and shidding him self at even the thought of losing his monthly pittance
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He's still thinking about me on a sunny Sunday afternoon it's LUSH x
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b...but ...i...im nnnnot a mmmmongboy
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(1/3)
(2/3)
t-tt.this is p.paragraph number t.two out of...thr.ree.e
(3/3)
K33333333333333333333333KKING
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Gotten up me haven't i

Phwaor

X
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>when you fume that much you have to add page numbers to your posts
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>>84344228
>>84344242
I'm actually finding these funny now. Please carry on to keep making me laugh.
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It's good to laugh at yourself. I don't care anymore. I will admit it was a little cringe looking back, wont be doing that again something just came over me. But by all means carry on it is making me laugh now.
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>>84344154
And now he and his gimmick personalities are gone. How does he spend all day every day now? whoahahahahhamong turned up just as dvdmongs gimmick personalities were collapsing, the seething at other personalities had dropped, the childish mentality posts almost vanished. Now they are back, in a slightly different format. Mad that.
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>>84344261
Your usual schizo post lad?

>its the proxy site!!!
>they're using vpn
>i..its just an email!!
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Well spackers in life
x
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>>84344261
I don't think DVDmong is Turkmong. DVDmong never talked about ASMR.
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It's strange. I can't explain it. Sometimes I'm completely numb and then out of nowhere a jolt of electricity surges over my brain and goes into hyperdrive spouting facts and information. It's like that one scene out of family guy where Brian talks to that Mexican on the back of a truck.
https://youtu.be/cFN46vwg0M0?si=MWQP-hG7dadf40zS
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>>84344265
Yes, I concur, we are.
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Marks out in Swanage on the benches and the beaches. It's lush.
https://youtu.be/gQyuLTrJQ1k?si=KbVCaT8xUUOWgy7Y
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Grown man playing 'Guess who I am and catch me if you can' on an anonymous website. The fucking state of this mental midget.
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>Paki talks broke down

WW3 goyim we're so BACK

Lol@ anyone thinking the jews were seriously going to stray from their planned Great Reset + Deagle depop scenario
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>>84344261
>whoahahahahhamong
You think about him every day oh aye x
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>>84344261
Alri IDmong?
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>>84344287
And night. I wish I had a whoahahahahhamong body pillow uwu xx
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>>84344295
What or who is an IDmong?
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>Cucker openly calling the orange pedo in chief a slave to pissrahell now

Zased innit
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>>84344305
Somebody who's mentioned ID'S a few times, and the seething gimmick poster absolutely fears any way of identifying his posts, so rages at the thought of a thread with IDs like on pol.
He made a proper soppy bollocks post when lollers teased him about the site going down to add IDs to all boards.
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Imagine the mountains of Epstein-coded blackmail material these heebs must be sitting on lol

The (((parasite))) has fused with its US host
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>>84344286
2 more weeks anon
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>>84344325
Why are you talking about yourself in third person IDmong?
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>>84344286
Once you learn about the greater Isreal plan everything becomes a lot more clear.
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>>84344332
They've got Trump by the balls for something. Remember netanyahu gave trump a gold pager when he visited murrica this year (or last, can't quite remember).
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>>84344338
Why are you obsessed with posters from here. Those wounds still sting do they?
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>I.i.i.ill tell l.lollers on y.y.you
>H-hell pwn you yyyoull.l be s.sorry
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>>84344332
Probably 40 years of secret videos and voice recordings.
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>>84344349
You've been done, and will have a melty for the rest of the night.
You upset that you're back at school tomorrow?
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>>84344325
I want to see this post lmao when was it?
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>>84344359
You've got lollers shite on your tongue and you do it for free
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>>84344364
Im not sure of the month, it had gone down for maintenance for a bit.
I'm sure archive lad could show it, he seems to know when everything juices happened.
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>>84344364
You'll have to dig through the archives. It was when 4chan shut down for 2 weeks and everybody went over to sharty.
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>>84344379
No that was last year, when the site got hacked. The ID thing was after that. Think it was more closer and possibly to do with that nonce proxy site thing.
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mm...mummy mmmmummmmyy lollers i...is bbbbeing mmm...mean aaagain
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Anyone here remember the RuneScape Falador Massacre?
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>>84344325
>>84344359
>>84344364
>>84344377
>>84344379
>>84344398
Found the post that broke the shut in's tiny little mind. The prospect of thinking we'd know he's here all day, every day, posting as different people/personalities, seething and prejecting
What a life!
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83326162/#q83332211
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>>84344405
Very well actually.
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C..check the a a archives i c-cant ffind it
K
E
K
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mate whys it pishing down again
n whys the thread gt melties
stop melting u fucking cheesestrings
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>>84344417
All that work but no one cares lad
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>>84344417
Show us the post where his mind was broke
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>>84344427
Yet yer seething. Weird.
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>>84344419
RuneScape in 2005-2007 was great fun (before they removed the wilderness).

God that really takes me back.
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>My big brother lollers will sort you out!
Grown man
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mind broken and exposed by lollers
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>>84344423
Remember when the mongs got upset about the boxroom shut-in posting stats x
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What is the best anime you have ever seen?
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>>84344458
Cowboy Bebop

Find it harder to enjoy that stuff now. Adult life just focussed your mind on real shit so fantasy loses its appeal.
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intellectually and psychologically raped by Lollers lol lmao even
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>>84344446
I wasn't so fussed on the wildy, I did leave when the EOC was introduced though, I still have the original EOC beta contract on my old acc if I remember correctly. Funnily enough that is the reason I came back as an adult. EOC is actually kind of fun if you take the time to understand it
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Nobody said anything about lollers getting you lad, no need to be scared.
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>>84344466
Maybe it will start being true if you say it a third time
Kek
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Needing someone else to fight your battles ha ha

>l..ll..lollers s...save mmmme
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the biggest problem with 4chan isn't just that everyone's gay. It's that they're frigid and you don't even get a good blowwy out of the arrangement.
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>>84344458
Princess Mononoke.
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Biggest problem with 4chan is mongs who got bullied by normies in school think they're billy big bollocks online x
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hangover ramen de lads
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Got the bed sheets out on the line, sunny and windy, corrr gonna get them so bloody dry. Considering a lunchtime soup to tide me over until toad in the hole and mash time.
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>>84344435

Think his mind was broken well before he found the thread.
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>>84344500
poo water with a few worms and an egg on top
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>>84344503
Funny response.
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>>84344476
They really killed the game when they made it impossible to trade unequal amounts.


I remember Zezima.
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>c.c.calling for backup
>h.h.elp me l.lollers
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
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>>84344499
that one too.

And the people whose last moment of social success in life was being a bully in school come here, and think anyone is still impressed by them throwing their weight around as they push middle age.
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>>84344515
You really expect me to believe that a random post, titled, anonymous, is that same guy? ha ha. Ok lad.
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Hate having to pay sin sod lads. Even the name sounds weird.
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>>84344524
How's about you fuck up or i'll do it for you?
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Would you suck a dick for a million pounds?
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>>84344527
Believe what you want lad, your reality your choice.
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>>84344515
So tl;dr you have no evidence of anyone being "mind broken by Lollers". You just wanted an excuse to talk about lollers so you can glaze him
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Gosh, it's Billy the Basher from year ten, come to do me in again!
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l..l..loller t...the nnnnonce www....ww...will sssssave mmmme i...i.. ccccant f...fight mmmmmy ownn bb..bbbattles

hahahahaha
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>>84344515
>It's not about being scared. It's about it not being fun if I'm recognised as being here all day every day and I make the most post in every threads using different guises and samefagging
fixed that for him
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>>84344541
I never used the trem mind broken.
He thought there were going to be IDs added, had a whinge about not being able to twoll, and we laughed at him.
Nobody mentioned IDs, till he brought it up himself.
By he I do mean you. But anonymong, amarite, very beneficial for ickle soppy twolls.
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>>84344539
Not gay but id suck one for 10k or maybe even less depending on the bloke
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>>84344574
If lollers was a window he'd have triple glazing off you idmong lol
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114 posts of pure seething from grown men in their 30s. This place is pure cancer.
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>>84344572
You've done him lad that's you won the battle against a random post from 4 months ago lmao
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>>84344524
And what were you like in school lad?
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>>84344594
>You've done him lad
I know, thanks x
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>>84344581
He was only a small part of the conversation, it was me talking most with you, but guess you just can't help but think of lollers before others. Or actually it's probably HHL first. But there does seem to be several of us living rent free in your life.
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>>84344597
insanely retarded. didn't understand anything that was going on.
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>>84344541
You've absolutely done him here
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>>84344613
Eww get yer tongue out of your own arse.
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Accept no imitation (((brians))) ITT. I am verified.
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Little lad thinks I am like him and reply to myself ha ha x
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Imagine being the kind of person still riding high on the time people laughed at him doing Ali G voice in Geography, and throwing pencils at the lad with cerebral palsy.
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Should be called speed run edish honestly
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seanlad shitting out kevlads spunk in the omniplex disabled toilets while sandra noshes off carer adbul oh aye x
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>>84344624
That's quite specific lad. Do the voice in a vocaroo for the lads go on.
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Hoisted by his own retard
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Imagine the pug faced absolute retard who literally thinks he's cool, in his 30's, because he *used* to be a bully.
Actually imagine that person.
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Qty 1 4chan pass for sale, one previous owner. 10 bongerooningtons ONO.
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>>84344645
Whats the ban history like?
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Imagine being HHL. A literal waste man.
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Beer time for me. Starting with a load of slags round the back of yer gaff, commonly known as hoegarden.
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>>84344649
One stamp in the log book at - *checks notes* - two days.
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>>84344653
I'd rather be a fat, ugly, brown woman from the mud huts tbqh
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I'm here to free you from your mental prisons. You'll understand one day.
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Thinking about horsey lasses at Aintree being felt up and shared out phwoar
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>lmagine the pug faced absolute retard who literally thinks he's cool, in his 30's, because he *used* to be a bully.
>Actually imagine that person.
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>>84344664
Cold truth right here boys
>>84344669
Thanks babes x
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>>84344112
> 12-13 year old white lad giving a Paki a BJ in a car
god, I wish that was me.
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>>84344671
Wonder if they shave or have their fur long?
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He lives in all your heads
He exists for our entertainment
It lushington
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Gosh, he's gone and opened the wojack folder. We're in for it now.

Anyway, you all need to work out your repressed homosexuality issues, and I've got work to be getting on with.
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>>84344684
Giving or receiving
Think carefully
>>84344685
Landing strip innit
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>>84344686
Not even close to being a haiku. Also, yer projecting again sweatie.
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>>84344539
mate, I'd suck a dick for a fiver.
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At the end of the day helper lost and that is the most lush x
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>>84344687
And by work he means being gaybummed
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>>84344691
Landing strip isn't a witty horsey related joke. Poor show, desu.
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>>84344691
either, ngl
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Absolutely horrible day on britfeel today lads. Probably over 300 posts of seething between the 2 threads. Utterly embarrassing
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>>84344693
Sweatie from the gym or gaybumming?
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>>84344697
I've got 3.50, will that do?
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imagine slack jawed grin on his face, as he came up with that one. Imagine the stink of old weed and fag-ends.
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>>84344708
Fair one
>>84344706
My bad, shall we try it again and I will be betterer
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i hope none of you shit heads drink evian water when highland spring is obviously the best choice
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You are on a welty and that is a LUSH x
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>>84344717
Good enough. But only half way.
>>84344711
Soon be done
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>>84344712
Sweatie like an illegal immigrant outside a primary school.
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>>84344722
Lidl own brand mate
Trust me
It lush
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>>84344700
4x LUSH if you ask me. He is the biggest loser in life x
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>>84344738
might aswell drink sewer water full of turds thats been left out in the sun all day lad, only highland spring isnt like that
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>>84344734
Thanks for clarifying x
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>>84344729
Ok, I'll have the last half, so I get to cum. Hit me up if you manage to find somebody to get things started.
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>Actually imagine that person.
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>>84344745
Such a shill. Lidl is primo agua and you are missing out.
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And he's done another Wojack post! Fuck me!
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>>84344753
You got it cockfren x
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>>84344761
>Wojack
Are you new around here?
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Ah you can tilt your phones I am not fixing those
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>>84344781
Phone posters are the minority lad, you work for us PC posters. Not the other way around.

AAAAAAAAAAaaand you've deleted them kek
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>>84344781
My phone's tilt feature is broken, still waiting on the patch.
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Time for some quinnfinite goonage
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>>84344789
Only virgins still use PC
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>>84344789
Gonna redo them right way round x
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pls no bully x
i am dumbo
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>>84344814
It ok, we all dumbo in lifes.
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>PC posters
Dripping with RGB gayness I trust
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>>84344800
Can use them with any ISP, daftie.
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>>84344821
thank fren x
appreciate u
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>>84344830
fabricated and homosex x
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>>84344722
when Amazon Prime Now was doing its trials, i used to regularly order 25 quid of massive Highland Spring bottles. half an hour later, a nice wagie would bring twenty of those big 5-litre bottles (the ones with the handles) into our flat.

then one day, i discovered water filters. but i think we all know it's not the same.
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>he bought a gaming PC just to glaze lollers
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>>84344847
Don't lie, I used my home network like every other normal poster on this site. I have my own PC, dont question me.
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>>84344892
Yet I am his hero?
Bit OCDy to be banging on about it for so long.
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>>84344830
Incel service provider
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>He thinks lollers cares about PC gamers
lollers is a console chad
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>>84344908
No, Irish sausage puncher.
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4chan is a PC supremacist website with a sub-cohort of Linux users (it's rumoured there are even some BSD users in the anals of /g/)

keep your stupid phones in your pocket.
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The amount of Indians in tech now, ISP stands for I Smell Poo.
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>>84344921
Mythos just unearthed a 26 year old zero day on BSD which gives full access to the kernel lmao
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>>84344921
>anals of /g/
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>>84344941
The Greek beer? Big if true.
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>>84344921
Using a PC to post this fake nostalgia slop
Unc moment
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thread's on hot-Sunday-afternoon levels of seething, but do any friendly lads cut their own hair? did you just develop a knack for where the partings are?

alternatively, what happens if i take scissors purely to the back of my hair and just cut a line? don't want a Games Workshop ponytail.
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>inane question I will use any answer to springboard onto more inane statement
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>>84344969
Yes I've been doing it since 2020. A number 2 all over and that's it Bobs your uncle.
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>>84344969
I used to shave my own hair off. Never tried anything like that having at it with scissors.
Just go to a hairdressers. You'll never get the back as good as the front.
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>>84344962
i dunno if it's meant to actually 'trick' people (that's a thin TFT screen) but there's always SOMETHING like a Lana Del Rey T-shirt or a Steven Universe toy.

or it'll be a British woman playing on a Nintendo console before the Nintendo 64.
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e..ev...everyone w..who ddd...doesn't lllike w...welper i...is aaa ssss.sss.s..s.sseether
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Just learned Apu has a second name. I thought I might share it with the rest of you.
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>>84344989
>Bob
what i'm trying to avoid, i reckon.

>>84344993
yeah the problem is it gets to a certain length and it's even, really does look like those old medieval lids. but if i could just buzz it, or just buzz it and then wait for it to re-grow, i could just cut it properly the first time around.
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>>84344996
The SNES was more popular than the N64 in the UK. A lot of people jumped from SNES to Playstation.
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>>84344996
It is AI you brain damaged mong kek you're like a boomer falling for trump deep fakes is this the pc master race?
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>>84344996
You are also creepy for saving this when you're like 37
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>>84345015
>medieval lads
The bowl cut look?
Could bowl cut it to get it even, then try and fade it with the shavers to look good. And if it fucks up, can just shave it all off.
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>>84344894
Why are you exempt from being questioned?
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He needs a PC to store all his pictures of teenagers
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>>84344894
>home network
sounds kinda gay to me actually
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Need to sneed, me

X
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>>84344921
Sent from my Galaxy S4
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>>84345016
nah, everyone had a Mega Drive and then the PlayStation came out. if anyone had a SNES (which nobody did), they'd have been 'a poof' (a homosexual, just how we talked back then).

don't listen to your YouTube videos, lad. they're trying to sell you a past that never existed.
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>>84344989
And by number two he means poo
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>>84345015
Well if it's good enough for our mark then it's good enough for me.
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>>84345047
>Why are you exempt from being questioned?
Because, ok.
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>>84344996
Thinking about her sitting on my face
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>>84345060
corrr. i had a Galaxy S3 Mini.

these days it's rocking LineageOS and actually runs better than my 4-year-old Android phone.
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>>84345011
Filthy casual Sunday clearly
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>>84345055
So you're thinking of signing up then I take it.
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>>84345068
What is the purpose of this diatribe I mean is it ignorance or is it that you know its not true and like winding people up whilst acting like we must be zoomers if we know you're talking shit? You have posted this about 50 times
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>>84345044
Just wait til ur 37 then u will get it>>84345069
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>>84344969
I tried to cut my own hair with scissors once and ended up looking much like your picture. My friend called me friar tuck. When I went to get it fixed by a barber he laughed at me. Wouldn't recommend anything other than just shaving it.
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>>84345069
You fell for my questioning trap. You are open to questioning.
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>>84345068
I definitely remember there being a reasonable marketshare between SNES and Megadrive. A lot of people were into the SNES because it had the better versions of Street Fighter (I hear, anyway). Older people who are in their 40's and 50's now always had a certain revelry for it.
The Playstation really just steamrolled everything when it came out. The N64 and GC were my consoles of choice because I was a Zeldasperg, and that was a lonely existance.
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>>84345044
that woman would be in her 40s today.
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It's an AI pic so she doesn't have a real age
But is obviously meant to appear about 13 or 14
That's enough reason for him to save it already
Throw in some nostalgia slop on the walls and his nonce unc eyes roll into the back of his head
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>>84345076
Is that all you will say?
>>84345092
I am considering my options
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>>84345110
No lad you don't get it he's the only 30something man in England only he knows this stuff
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>>84345107
A swift delete. Triggered and seething imminent.
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>>84345107
Youre not even replying to anybody lad.
Clearly signal 20. You'll be in trouble soon lad.
>file status
Updated.
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>>84345111
Age appropriate for me then. Suck it, young uns.
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>>84345111
Grim paedo
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>>84345110
i definitely remember PlayStation becoming the cool one then Nintendo 64 immediately becoming for kids. 'your little brother has a Nintendo 64, your dealer has a PlayStation'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIW4HMl81hw
kino.
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Had my pre workout but did not actually go to the gymberg
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>>84345116
>Is that all you will say?
Maybe.
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>>84345143
did your pre workout involve exercising?

daily workout, that. more than some x
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>>84345133
Clearly a reply to a subsequently deleted post. Are you ok?
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sparked out mongboys crying for their mummy x
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>>84345145
Such a tease x
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>>84345153
How can I delete your post?, it's clearly crazy.
They didn't cover this in the handbook
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Lunchingham cooling off is it

X
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>>84345151
Actually I did a bit yeah so not a complete loss eh
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>>84345164
brute forcing the password, wor lad. something phoneposters and extension-users will NEVER understand.
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>>84345164
The linked post in the linked post was deleted. Are you sure you are ok?
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>>84345164
You sound a bit dense, so I will ignore you from now on. Best wishes.
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Show mate A your collection of AI pictures of 13 year olds feet pics big lad
>t-.theres a n.n.n.irvana poster
>its k.k.k.ino
OMD
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>>84345170
cor there you go, then! also it's a hot day, even if the gyms are cooled it's not worth it.

my pre workout? just had two Special K bars and a Red Bull. won't be following it through either, if that's okay with you lads x
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>>84345191
Are you ok? Maybe try that again.
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>>84345181
I am a bit bonkers desu.
Just a bit of fun/stupidity to distract the thread from seething. Just pretending to be a GCHQ employee that isn't good at his job.
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>>84345141
Yeah, the playstation was a very Deano-coded system, what with the Gran Turismos and the GTAs, and Driver and whatnot.
You had to be into fairy tale fantasy adventures to like Nintendo (or alternatively just be really into Goldeneye), which I was, but it didn't win you many friends.
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locked up in spacker prison with no escape x
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>>84345196
Sounds well nice lad corrr. Sunday snackage is best snackage.
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>>84345199
Pipe downs IDmong
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>Stuttermong has been on a massive 4 hour long melty over several posters today
What a life!
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>>84345202
No drama lad. You will see I was not rude in my questioning. There is care and concern. Bismillah.
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>>84345210
Fair enough. You take care x
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>>84345203
as if we didn't also have Crash Bandicoot and Spyro. quite the cunning ploy, making it grown-up and cool.
lack of a joystick is insane though, people forget that one.

also there were over 4,000 actual PS1 games?! WUT
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>i like it for the n.n.n.osstalgia
YIKES
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>>84345224
Yep, I saw it. Ta.
I added it to your file, so you're good, for now.
Too soon for another schizo joke?
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Feels like the seetherbergingtonshires are getting weary.
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drank vodka yesterday and i had loads of milk with my wheetabix this morning resulting in me having diabolical shits
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>>84345233
>>84345203
I do miss the games like Crash/Spyro. I think the issue with modern day Sony games is they think every game needs to be some cinematic movie game masterpiece like TLOU2 or Spiderman.

Astrobot was a move in the right direction but they probably wont make another one like that again. we havent had a Rachet and Clank game since Rifts in Time years ago when the PS5 first came out
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>h.h.hello pretty girl you're f.f.it
>d.do you play c.crash lol crash b.bb.b.andicoot
>h.how was school t.t.today
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you know how some autistic people have faceblindness?
can you have 'footblindness' where you don't realise an image is 'a foot pic'?
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>>84345233
You could always say "look, we have Gran Turismo and Metal Gear Solid" if anyone accused the Playstation of being a babby console

Weirdly, didn't work the other way around. No one ever successfully made the N64 look cool by pointing out you can explode people's heads in Turok.
I half suspect Sony might have been paying people...
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I was ok until THE STRIPE turned up.
Just not been feeling myself since then.
The dreams.
They've stopped now.
Thankfully.
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>w.we never had n.n.nintendo lol nobody has ever owned a snes in e.e.e.ngland ha ha ha
>i h.h.ave my ps2 at home the controllers v.v.ibrate d.do you want to see
>y.y.you make me f.feel young a.aa.again i w.wish i was s.still a teenager y.y.ou make me feel young again p.p.petal
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>>84345252
>modern day Sony games is they think every game needs to be some cinematic movie game masterpiece like TLOU2 or Spiderman.

wonder if that started with the PS1 tbfair. we used to SKIP cutscenes, to play the actual game. but magazines harped on about how a game had cinematic FMVs, as though those weren't already a joke on PC (bad 3D effects and dodgy acting).

going back and playing the SNES games, i respect Super Metroid so much. YOU want to kill that final boss. not rite what she did.
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>>84345315
Crocomire was murdered tho...
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>>84345284
spooky, this. like from that Charlotte Perkins Gilman novel.
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b..but if i...i..i cccccall th...t...them ssssssssssseethers ttt...that mmmmeans i...i... wwwwon

kekking
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If anybody knew about what's actually happening, they'd obviously believe me. There's no explanation for it (that I accept). It happened, but people would seriously doubt it and or just say I'm crazy.
Ebil forces know i exist and are trying to bring me down.
The evidence doesn't prove it, I'm fully aware of that, but, I am sane.

Yes I realise me having to declare that, could indicate I am not sane, as a sane person wouldn't need to declare it.
Being inna care home would be breddy sweet, desu.
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>>84345325
Crocomire was in the year above me at school. he used to smoke crack and beat his gf.

Seamus did the right thing IMO.
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anyone here a member of a union?
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Going to crack open a pack of bourbons
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>>84345383
i proposed forming a NEET union but /britfeel/ is too l*zy (the slur word for 'work-aversion disorder')

i say if those self-employed game developers and zero-hours cleaners can do it, why can't we? we'd even be exempt from strike bans.
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>So that's why you save these images of teenagers on your PC?
>Because of the posters on the wall?
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>>84345284
did you also go mental and rip/smash the mirror off your wall?

had this bastard on the floor for over a year now, too scared to move it because there are sharp particles. also the dry blood looks like a rose if you have bad eyesight (whoa)
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>>84345450
Nope, only got the 1 mirror in the bathroom for shaving purposes.
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>>84345450
Why not buy some cut resistant gloves, put the bits in a couple of towels, then throw them out?
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>>84345450
dustpan and brush
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Bit too early to go to bed, desu, so cooking some chicken drumsticks and having another beer, then I'll go to bed.
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Might have to move over to bant if this carries on. One little mong spastic has spent almost 5 hours shitting up two threads now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_txiRmH8NDY

blasting this trve emo, me. don't care if it's too early in the day.
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>D.d.do you g.g.girls like f.fallout boy lol
>oh they were p.p.popular when i w.w.as your a.age
>G.g.give me y.your n.number you c.can b.borrow my CD
>Dont w.worry I w.was c.c.cool w.when I w.was your a.age ha ha
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just nipped across to lidl to try some of their water, long story short ive got dysentery now, wouldnt have happened with highland spring
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Tesco scammed me with these "Terry" tea towels, they're fucking shit, don't dry anything and leave bits everywhere
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Ok lads pile in while seethemong calms down
>>>/bant/24209428
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unokBRKUZ20

Posharse half-persoid/half-anglo hi tier becky w/the uniquearse pheno is back at it again isn't she

That kind of roastie's for Chaddington only for shizzle
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my peanor is dry floppy and sad
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>>84345553
Few mongs like this ITT hah hahaha
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I'VE GOT THE GIFT OF ONE LINERS
AND YOU'VE GOT THE CURSE OF CURVES
AND WITH THIS GIFT I COMPOSE WORDS
AND THE QUESTION THAT COMES FORWARD
ARE YOU PERSPIRING FROM THE IRONY?
OR ARE YOU SWEATING TO THESE LYRICS?
AND THIS JUST IN YOU'RE A DEAD FIT
BUT MY WIT WON'T ALLOW IT
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>>84345602
I'm not like this. I'm nornal.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxF8Ejbk4L4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T17UC_cEprM

Draftie goyim lost again, didn't they
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>>84345240
You crack on, I am ready for your banter.
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>>84345567
Lidl here. Soz x
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>>84345649
I carried on, desu. Marching on towards bedtime, currently.
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>>84345660
Highland Spring here. Fanks X
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Loading 4 letter board name diatribe
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JPWaXsI7Gw

Half-gyppo dude at 3m13s is literally the le 56% creatura meme IRL lol
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Ah, I put it in the options. Bugger X
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For the wapu, it's WIDL
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Find it suspicious ketmong has never once explained why he became agoraphobic out of all the thousands of paragraphs about everything else. Combined with the dodgy pics on here he probably has gotten up to something. Probably on license or register/both.
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>>84345755
Definitely wants to keep it quiet whatever it is. Not a good sign.
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you want this type of ice cream with this kind of sauce.

what do you ask the ice cream truck for?
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>>84345755
He's just a little twink looking, so probably not fond of most people, as they're cunts generally, so doesn't like going out and encountering people.
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>>84345789
My go to?
Double 99 extra bits n sauce.
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>>84345755
He said he was inside before but tries not to mention it. Probably was for nonce shit. It'll be in the archives.
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>>84345798
No idea wtf this word salad means. 36 year old men aren't "twinks" you gay freak
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But does he own (stole from a washing line) a moschino shirt?
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day #1 of sobriety and i am feeling rough friends. not quite opioid withdrawals, more just the thought of it. just had a diazepam to calm myself down.

still feels like a fresh start. i don't have a degree but i DO have an (Enhanced) DBS Certificate. that has to count for something in today's job market x
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>>84345755
It is suspicious. Will talk about anything except the main storyline. Probably caught fiddling with somebody's daughter and been trying to avoid people.
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>>84345813
I'm just chatting shit lad.
*pulls off moustache and glasses*
It's me, yer frenly thread schizo, just having fun. Don't worry, it's close to medtime.
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>>84345820
Admits he regularly gets letters from the police through his door. Very normal stuff yeah. I guess when you're on the run you can call it anxiety and get PIP.
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>>84345818
Why did you randomly after a life of partying and socialising become too scared to leave the house in your 30s?
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>>84345851
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drugs
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Mongboys: Fuming x
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>>84345855
That's not the whole story and you know it. What are you hiding?
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fun facts:
Terry tea towels are named after Terry Deary, the author of the Horrible Histories books. this came about after a line manager misheard his surname as 'Dry'.
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>>84345881
Well he's a prick, his towels are bad, his books are bad and he should feel bad
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Did Nubs ever get that wicker basket back?
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>>84345888
No and she never paid her council tax
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Can't imagine doing something so dodgy I'd be scared to say it here. Deep in wrongun territory.
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>>84345864
Are you? It's been hours since your melty, thought you had calmed down.
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>>84345895
you can go to jail for that
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>>84345918
Exactly why do you think she stopped posting
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>mfw down to the last four sennas i'll ever have
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>>84345934
thats a shame she was my favourite poster. i would of paid it for her if she showed me her boobies
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>>84345946
She had the money lad just didn't want to pay it, think they didn't collect her bins once or something. Also her boobies are on the archive
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>mfw can't afford fibrous foods for another 3 days
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>>84345951
A woman used to post here? I don't believe it.



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