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I just realized something sad. Women. They can't fuck, penetrate, or do anything with their crotch. They're basically walking around with a completely useless hole between their legs. It's like they were designed inferior. Imagine being stuck with such a pathetic excuse for genitals. It's like nature's chastity cage. They have no dick and cannot penetrate anyone.
Imagine trying to avenge yourself after being raped... You couldn't even if you wanted to, because you don't have a dick xD
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dude you made your penis envy fetish already can you just go jerk off instead of spamming this stupid shit every day. nobody wants to cyber with you
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>>84344568
See your post? This is how impotent women feel when they want to fuck ass. Powerless, vulnerable...
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>>84344579
no but it is how they feel when their cunt is bleeding and ruined yet another pair of panties by bleeding through the pad. wtf kotex
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>>84344563
i know this whole thread is an incel cope but on a real note, not having a penis must be awful, i rather be decapitated than castrated desu. in that regard, lesbian relationships must be awful
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>>84344904
I'm not coping about being an incel, "I'm not like the other r9k anons!!"
It's just a fetish lol x)
Penis envy is hot and I want women to get all flustered and frustrated >:)
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>>84344904
Thinking about it, lesbians are truly pathetic.
Imagine being a woman, professing your supposed romantic love for another woman, attempting to consummate the union, and then... no union can ever happen. They will literally never share pleasure with their preferred sex because of their natural anatomy. Their "having sex" is just glorified mutual masturbation. Like two gay dudes that can't even give each other a reach-around simultaneously. Meanwhile it's patently obvious to them that the only way they can romantically share pleasure with another party is by letting a man inside them. This must make them so mad, no wonder they hit and beat each other so much.
Then they cope about how their sexuality is actually "fluid" when one of their own abandons lesbianism. Truly, this would be the most embarrassing identity to try and uphold. Same goes for trans men that are basically just (literally) lesbians on steroids.
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>>84345108
Oh my god, finally!!
Someone who gets it!

It's like looking down at your crotch and realizing that no matter how badly you want to fuck someone, there's just nothing there!

If you're lucky enough to actually land a girl, you tell her you're ready to go, hop on the bed, and present your ass to her, only to see her standing there, completely dumbfounded and defeated, because her anatomy has left her utterly powerless. She's just fundamentally impotent, helpless to do anything but maybe hump on you. She can only get penetrated and two women can't "give it to each others" like two men could.

And I want post about this hehe >:)
And erotica about this very frustrating experience!


Also, do you have the vid without the emojis? Asking for a friend...
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As a man I like having a dick. I grew up with it and I can only see sex with dick in hole. But I don't think anyone from blank slate would chose to have a dick. It feels almost nothing compared to vagina, it's not good for masturbation, it gets damaged easily and gets worse with age.
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>>84344563
im going to ignore this retarded ass thread again but dudue what a fucking perfect body like that thin waist with those fucking hips GOD i want to fuck her so bad
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>>84345235
Were you circumcised? I easily get fullbody orgasms when I masturbate using only my frenulum.
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>>84345244
Now imagine how unfair it would be if you had such perfect hips, and you couldn't fuck anyone with them?
You want to fuck her? Now imagine if you wanted to fuck her but you didn't have a dick. Terrible!
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>>84345278
No I'm uncut. But compared to female orgasm the best masturbatory experience I had is just nothing.
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>>84345187
Just look up "lesbian dry-humping" on a porn site, I found that one on xvideos

I intellectually get the meat of your fetish but I personally don't share it. It's not exciting or interesting for me to think about licentiousness or sexual deviance and what contrivances they lead to.

I do want to understand what's so compelling about erotica and thinking about these things in the abstract.
As far as pornography goes, the more concrete and exaggerated the thing, the easier I can get off to it. But for some people they seem to be the opposite. The more abstract and obscured the thing, the more they get off to it. Baffling stuff.
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>>84345341
>I intellectually get the meat of your fetish but I personally don't share it.
Well, it's difficult to put into a situation. It needs a lot of buildup and the "no penis part" is very short to be fair.

> what's so compelling about erotica
Erotica? It's difficult to get into, but the thing is that it's about evoking emotions and images in your head, and since you are in the control of them, you can modify them to fit your preferences.
It's also very hot to know that this piece of work exists because someone had to put effort in it, that that all these sexy scenes where "lived" through another mind. It's difficult to explain, but it gives it a 'soul', like a shared experience. An AI text, no matter how good, can't replicate this feeling.
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>>84344563
Pooner having a mental breakdown or Incel?
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>>84345314
try masturbating by only rubbing your thumb on your frenulum, and tugging at it. It takes time but the finale is worth it in my experience. frenulum stimulation gives you a feeling from the glans, down to the perineum it's great!
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>>84345235
>But I don't think anyone from blank slate would chose to have a dick. It feels almost nothing compared to vagina, it's not good for masturbation, it gets damaged easily and gets worse with age.

Dicks are a lot more convienient. Vaginas are high maintenance.
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many such cases, and not just pooners, even celebrities like kstew feel the need to flaunt their tiny little clitty as though they want it to be a big bulbous cock bulge

they cannot penetrate, they cannot squirt cum, they can't do anything with it, they don't get to do these things, they can't even penetrate a canteloupe, they can only be penetrated, get cummed inside, get pregnant, it's enough to drive someone crazy
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>>84345235
vaginas don't feel much either, unless it's some direct clitoral stimulation and the orgasm isn't even guaranteed.
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>It's also very hot to know that this piece of work exists because someone had to put effort in it, that that all these sexy scenes where "lived" through another mind. It's difficult to explain, but it gives it a 'soul', like a shared experience. An AI text, no matter how good, can't replicate this feeling.
Well yeah, if you were to treat it like writing. There's obviously good writing and bad writing, and human handiwork and AI slop.

I guess I've just never seen this as good writing. Maybe it's the fault of popular media presenting the worst examples of it?
It's like how people think the Beatles are good music, or that Monty Python is funny.

Erotica has always been utter crap in my perception, the paper would be worth more recycled into cardboard. What is a legitimate entry level erotica?
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>>84345473
>Erotica has always been utter crap in my perception
Oh, it's very hard (and time consuming) to find good erotica that isn't written like some degenerate with ADHD.
However I get most of my erotica from ao3 and sofurry, so I probably can't give you something you would enjoy :)
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>>84345496
This is bizarre
It's like a window into the collective hivemind of undersexed EPI victims

I think I'll train an AI on the most popular ones and then conveyor belt stamp out attempts at getting one to go viral until one does. I'm thinking in particular about the one where the woman fucks a Minotaur. I of little faith, just can't believe that this is good or compelling writing, not to mention sexually exciting
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>>84345550
It's not an easy task to find good stories, yeah :(

>I think I'll train an AI on the most popular ones
Maybe you could find a model on huggingface that already did?

>I'm thinking in particular about the one where the woman fucks a Minotaur
Anon I... the woman she... women can't fuck anon...
:P
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>>84344563
>just realized
You've been posting this for weeks now
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>>84344930
>I want women to get all flustered and frustrated >:)
Then why post here? There are only men here
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>>84345591
stop stalking you rapist!!!! >:(

>>84345610
To expand the mind of other anons and thus make this fetish more popular.
Where should I post then?
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>>84345572
Linguistically and literally speaking I believe she indeed fucks the Minotaur

>>84345610
>Then why post here? There are only men here
Picrel
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>>84345631
She's not a smooth crotch then

Omg picrel us just soooo us anon <3
Both can get fucked AND fuck each other, whereas if there was a woman it wouldn't be possible
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>>84345550
>m thinking in particular about the one where the woman fucks a Minotaur.
Ngl, it's pretty funny. You should actually read it. I'm debating on reading the rest of the Cambric Creek series. I laughed hard at some parts like the one instance Violet had to get special enzymes from work to break down the minotaur cum do it wouldn't clog the drains. I wonder what the gimmick with the werewolves are (e.g. the "milking" gimmick for the minotaurs is the pharmajew synthesizing it into a viagra type pill?)
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>>84345736
do you know of any erotica that could match my kink perhaps :)
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>>84345778
No. I only read Milking Farm for the meme. I haven't read any others.
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>>84345670
I don't think the word fuck means what you think it means.
>Both can get fucked AND fuck each other, whereas if there was a woman it wouldn't be possible
While on this subject,
Nominally and superficially sure. but if you think about it, stimulating a penis by penetrating a man's behind is like the identical yin-yang reflection of stimulating a pussy with an appendage of another woman. Since I've already been pedantic and philosophical about the dumbass minutiae of lesbianism I'll examine the other side of the degeneracy coin.

Both are mutual masturbation in substance, but the stimulation is not concurrent; there is no union present. It's just pantomiming a union of a man and a woman with none of the effect. For the man's behind, he's just prolapsing his anus (and there's an added dimension that it might possibly be motivated by parasites).
They cope by saying that they're stimulating the prostate, but what is 'prostate stimulation?' It's puppeting the rectal walls to manually contract a gland that would be contracting anyway through regular intercourse. So by having regular intercourse, there's effectively 'prostate stimulation.'
It's like manually beating the heart with CPR when there's no life otherwise.
This would not be recognized as sexual pleasure by anyone sane and it's probably why they all claim it hurts them but 'they like the pain' or some nonsense. Probably parasitism.

>>84345736
>had to get special enzymes from work to break down the minotaur cum do it wouldn't clog the drains.
mfw this made actual money
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>>84345865
>mfw this made actual money
Most of it coming from people who read it for the lols. You should read some of the reviews on Goodreads.
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>>84345865
Hair-splitting and semantic quibbling is fine and dandy but it's not really a way to saying if what I said is actually false or not. That's just noise.
You start from a conclusion and build elaborate arguments to justify it, rather than neutrally analyzing the topic. You're redefining terms and zooming in on edge-case mechanics, but none of that actually addresses the original claim.
If you think what I said is false, explain how it's false directly. Don't just reinterpret the terms until they mean something else.
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>>84345865
Women can't give CPR to my prostate because they don't fucking have a dick x)
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>>84345187
Radical-feminism-misogyny horsheshoe theory is CRAZY
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>>84346338
>Andrea Dworkin
Oh boy, we're off to a good start!
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>>84344563
That's why she puts her boyfriend in chastity, smaller and tighter, breaking him until it's useless. Feminizing him to take her strap on. Force him to be her gf. Imagine she does this with her ex when they get back together.



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