Mornington Crescent editionfor the night shift lads who aren't turbo seething clowns
>>84347753Beautiful building that lad. Thanks for posting.
cherry ripe pusy xx
unexpectedly non-shit edish this
Just farted me ladsX
Got to give a hand to dvdlad keeping up all those personalities was quite the commitment, what was Turkmong 3 years?
>>84347771Thank you for sharing. x
I'm the biggest battyman on /r9k/
What did I miss with dvdlad?
>>84347794we think he might be german
Nothing nicer than some freshly-buttered toast. It's a top 3 meal for me.
TIME IS UP!>>84345789the correct answer was 'a ninety-nine with a Flake and monkey's blood.'can all undesirables please make their way out of the thread immediately, thank you.
>>84347810i just had a ham and cheese toastie. absolutely lush.really not pacing the meals i have left but STUFF IT i'm sober i can frontload some things.
eating salad bowl of krave. treating myself x
Mongs absolutely fuming and its half 10 hahahahahahahahahah
on...one... shh...shhhh....ssss....shandy bbbbbass pppplease
Spackington-on-the-naze
>>84347828i've come around to picrel. used to always be on special, since all the reviews were>eww! good idea but it tastes AWFUL!!!now it seems everyone has gone through the same process as me. it's like one of those films/albums that was unappreciated in its times x
>>84347854haven't seen this around where i live. i'll have to look for it sounds lush x
>>84347833They're perpetually monging out and its lush as fuck
What's stopping me from living off of cereal? It's cheap, tasty and filling.
>>84347899you run out of fresh milk, and even if you have kilograms of oats in the cupboard, you quickly outpace it with the milk (trust me)
Ruddy great big milkers pleasePreferably pale and smooth skinAnd attached to a hottie milf
Off to sleeps for me. Night night to the good lads and Godspeed to the night guard.
Smells like homo in here.
is it safe to ask lads for some emo album recs?trve/poppy/MySpace bops, OR your early/obscure/NJHC stuff, 'sall good friends
Just defecated meHave i notX
>>84348044envy you
right, that's the last of the sennas down the hatch. another diazepam too. not going through horrible night terror withdrawals, just that standard addict feeling of shakes + cravings.feels are dialled up to 11, lads. very used to everything being 'muted', so this is like the opposite of that lad the other day who said he doesn't understand music.
>>84347833Good lad reporting in
Glasgow love theme https://vocaroo.com/191xI1UM2Oja
>>84348312though it was going to be crossy shouting out of his window
>>84348351No that's this one https://vocaroo.com/1oyckseecmHQ
>>84348379''you work so helperlad can live''based crosslad
pianists all hitting me in the feels tonight ;__;
>it's a 'nighttime Crosslad does his Limmy routine' Vocaroo>it's a 'daytime Crosslad speaks his mind out on a walk' Vocaroo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0H6kTppjP8;___________________________;
>comfy programme about male loneliness and masculine friendships>adds a stupid robot and more high-concept sci-fi gimmicks>later, the writers split up>remaining writer adds a female character>she complains about not having baths and shithave any creators ever understood their own creation less?
Spaffed to the gfberg just now, mePhwoar x
Don't think I've got much left in me. If I wanted to take my own life should I speak to my mother about it and say let me go and be happy for me to leave or do I do it in the dead of the night and nobody sees. Cannot believe I have another 20/30/40 years of feeling like this. I cannot continue.
>>84349168i feel a bit hypocritical saying this but i sort of know it's true:in your low points, even if you ONLY have low points, you really lose sight of what life can be like. the lazy example i'll use is drug aftereffects/withdrawals where you feel like hell and life will never be anything remotely good ever again and also demons are after you. then two days later you're wondering what the hell that was all about, you're just eating crisps, an existence that seemed impossible not long ago.point is, the brain and your feels (even the baseline) are better at healing and a bit more malleable than you might think. maybe that brings you no solace, but it's something i remind myself to stay sane.just some internet words, but i do hope you can find comfort, lad.
good night everyone, /nightguard/ please watch over the thread.
>>84349294shall be letting it perishverily
>>84348735Kryton the robot was a good character tbqh. >my mate Rimmer is really really brave >and he has had tonnes and tonnes of gfs
If they could shag at such a young age, what's your excuse?
Luv arse me i do X
>>84349557>Luv arse me i dowomans arse?
Diarrhea-on-the-naze hitting quite hard again just nowGotta lay off the lactoberg caps mefinks
>>84349490Grandma looks like jade goody
>>84349612phwoar remember that dirty cow
Cleaning up those folderbergs arnt i X
>>84349490Wonder what they look like today
Cheekyarse lill biteberg to eat now i do reckon X
>>84349599I believe it's spelled "diarrhoea" here, lad
FOREN CUNT
just woke up, work in 40, seriously knackered desu, close to a burn out me i reckon, luckily i have 6 days off starting next saturday, garn crete arent i oh yes i garn, it monday x
>>84348994I shall do the same to this lads gfberg
i want to have sex with another man i think
>>84350505nice, top or bottom?
Spaffed again XShall be winding it down for today soonish me
>>84350536bottom im young and skinny and i want a married man to spaff in me bum do you know what i meanjust to say ive done it
Another Helpermong-free overnight completed. Good effort to the night guards.
>>84350573But you've been thinking of him all night.No? Why mention him then?
Morning de lafs
Off to beddingshires Arnt i XIndeed yes phwoar
spaffing in ebin's arse
Seriously cba to work anymore desu de lads fucking hate my life
>>84350847Could take a couple months off for mental elf reasons, and assess your life and see if there are things you could do to make yourself feel better.
>>84350872>Could take a couple months off Can't
coffee and a flapjack whilst my washing is in the drier getting nice and crispy. Will be logging on at 9, can log on between 6 to 10 but 9 to 5 will do. Will probably do a few tasks for the first hour then put all my washing away, make eggs then lift. No one ever wants anything from me anyway so is fine. Office sadly 3 times this week but 2 next week, although im only 15 mins away on foot and watch documentaries and read instead so not too bad. Would be lit if I didn't have to pretend to work though, like if I won the lotto.
>>84350933>Can'tCan
>>84350935>No one ever wants anything from me anywayKeep your work computer near you, today will be the day somebody needs something from you.
>>84350948I have the volume on so whenever teams dings in whatever bullshit groupchat I cast my gaze towards the laptop which sits on whatever surface with a cacti pot placed on a key making me appear active, usually its never for me, usually...
Called in sick me, considering a Dr visit but will probs just ride it out. Anyway back to nappingtonshire. No use getting out of bed just yet.
Unhappy to report that I have been getting very consistent waves of anxiety the past week or so, basically out of nowhere. Very unpleasant.
>>84351127>basically out of nowhere.There will be something causing it anon.Anything new in your life, or seen something from your past?
>>84351127Valium should sort this
Me? Going to venture out for a can of energy drink, then do some tidying, then need to sort out joining a sit down pilates group that the local ms club runs.Carpe diem, motherfuggers.
Would you vote for these blokes?
>>84351252>RUFCCan't vote for a union player, sorry.
>>843512522 fat mongs from the pub and a bellend with a obnoxious fake tan. No name paper candidates with zero experience in governance, I'm sure they will do a great job!
>>84351292NTA but, only par with most politicians then, apart from the politicians know how to lie and avoid questioning.
>>84351252reform glowies
>>84351252>loves a good sniff>loves a good fence>loves a good pieSure why not
Not forgetting little lad. You little nonce x
>>84351232I'm a fraud lads, just been sat on mi arse doing nothing.Finally coming round, the energy drink quest will soon be accepted.
>>84351252>fat white old menJust want this country needs
>FreudPervert>JungA pussy.That is all I have to say about psychology at this moment.
>>84351422Does their knowledge make you feel inadequate?
White women love chicken breasts but why? Theyre dry af
SIGMUND remove your grandmother's knickers from around your penis and put down the cocaine.WHAT? I don't care if you're working out the intricacies of the human psyche, IT'S BLOODY DISGUSTING!
>>84351451Ok faust.
Another fascinating day of K3KING, whoahahahaing and sparking out mongboys. Oh what a treat!
Just done my morning coffee instant poo. If you lads are ever constipated drink coffee from a French press it will clear out those bowels instantly.
>>84351475Aren't you at work? It's monday morning.
Like fault we stand with all our loreFools no wiser than before
>>84351480Do you know where you are? Or have you forgotten?
I accept the mongboy reply if I get it. Really messed up not proofreading muh shit.
>>84351494Love it when I get mongboy'd. What if I told you that sometimes I do it deliberately just to get a laugh?
>>84351499>What if I told you that sometimes I do it deliberatelyI wouldn't believe you
>>84351477or eat 100grams of sultanas from Asda your arsehole will be a water tap after 2 hours
>>84351499I have seen glaringly obvious mistakes in some posts at times. I like it when a post with a word that the mongboy poster doesn't know is an actual word gets mongboyed, that's quite funny.No typo or excuse then, kek.
>>84351510Why wait 2 hours when I can shit through the eye of a needle in 10 mins?
>>84351516Remember he thought "inane" is a typo of insane He's done a few of them. Very obvious the mongboy poster is a mongboy
>>84351232Pretty bases no cap
Grim weather today, might stay in the whole day
>>84351529I used to think the same, and still somewhat do, but I enjoy these sunny spring days that aren't too warm. Summer's grim af though.
Twice he's done it. Bro thought he was cooking.
>>84351517Coffee is faster but the intensity of Sultanas are stronger. If you want full gut clear out then go Sultanas your toilet bowl ceramic will be covered in shit all over.
Put the sultanas in the coffee daily for a month, and it will be like being on ozempic.
>>84351532Me? Love summer
>>84351539Do you always fall for bait this easily?
>>84351554imagine having sex with a woman like that, must be a weird experience. wonder if their vaginas are boney like the rest of their bodies
There are more projectors ITT than a cinema.
>>84351554Sickening jawmog
>n-no I did it on p-purpose>I was only playing p-pretendK3KKING
How is opioid anon doin?
>>84351579NTA but ive run out of codeines and cba to order more
>>84351571Oh yeah? Point out their posts. You won't.
>>84351569Labia like a wet dishcloth hung out to dry in the depths of winter.
Oh he's here.. let the games begin!
OH IM K33333KING OOHHHH ITE COMINGITS COMING K333333333333333k!
>>84351594Old women can't get wet anymore. They have to use lube.
>>84351622I think this when I'm fapping to grannies. And of course, a gentleman brings his own.
>>84350603I was literally sleeping all night, sir. I mentioned the absence of him being a positive development.You seem a little angry. Are you ok?
Always thinking about Sean K33333333KKING
>I BET I HAVE A BETTER LIFE THAN SEAN K333333333KKING
>>84351632Just weird how he's mentioned daily, even hourly on here.Nope, not angry at all, in a meh mood, but that's nothing to do with anger.
I wish codeine worked on me, it just makes me itchy and dizzy.Curse my Timmy genes.
>>84351675This is me but with oxycodone
>>84351592>Oh yeah? Point out their posts. You won't.Here you go lad.
>>84351665Multiple mongs here are OBSESSED with himK333KKING
There's no a single day that goes by where you don't think about Sean K33333KKING
>>84351689Correct amount of Ks this time. You're improving your grasp of our language.
>>84351687Lol youve done me, no comeback from this, well done
He wakes up and his first thought in the morning is sean Oh my days I am K3KKING
My first thought in the morning? Hope I don't shit muh britches.
My first thought in the morning? Britfeel personalities
Kektathalon
First thought when I open my eyes? Spending all day here on britfeel obsessing over a dole spastic in Sunderland.
My first thought in the morning? Sex
>>84351779Which gender do you have the most clothing for? I'm guessing that's the one you pick most often muhlady or mate.
What's one's first thought in the afternoon tho?
>>84351799I hope I don't shit muh britches after dinner.
>a corrupt politician and party made up of one ethnic group want to have more dead children>all so they can make money driving ubers>they're bangladeshi>there's about 30 of them in all of tower hamletslmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsuFzwUnT7I
>>84351799>What's one's first thought in the afternoon tho?Food related I reckon
>>84351839I think that's one most would think about.I'm thinking I'll have chicken stir fry for tea.
Ebin in an adidas tracksuit
Girls pooing
>>84351855Another good first thought of the afternoon.
>>84351851Tea is a beverage though
>>84350573It lush isn't it x
mongs imitate me because they're battyboys without an inch of personality kekking
>>84351873What you're the one behind the K333KKING posts? Absolutely shite gimmick lad, pack it in.
just over two minutes for my first (you) ha hakekking
>>84351862Not up norf, it's a meal.
Oh he's gone and done itHe bloody well has hasn't he He's going to start K333KKING soon
Him getting a single (You) is the highlight of his day kekking
thinking about booking a week of from lorrying soon, not that im going on hoiday or anything, i just cant really be arsed
>>84351984Do it lad, treat yourself.I'm thinking about a beachcombing holiday for 3 days.
mongs can't get me out of their head. they're in a perpetual state of monging outkekking
>>84352018They want to be you so bad they resort to imitating you oh aye it lush x
Wanted to take a nap now but something just came up
>>84352003might just do that anon my m8, a nice week of feet up and do fuck all, sorta things you find when you go beach combing lad? anything worth telling /britfeel/ about?
>>84351984>>84352003Currently on holiday myself. I went to Avebury to see the stone circle
think I'll make pasta with rose harissa, capers, olives and parsley later
Retreating into video games, reliving my childhood when I was happier. Alone, emotionally weak but distracted by video games ;_;
>>84352060What came up that is more important than sleep?
I'm an emotional wreck lads, just want to fit in but I'm angry all the time and you're going to pay for it
>>84352070Told before, but happy to go on about them again.A thing called a septarian nodule (or concretion), a beast of a find as it's 7.3 kg.
>>84352154Quite a substantial find.
>>84352070And found what could be amber, but need to get it checked out.These were east coast finds in yorkshire.Give me 2 min and I'll show muh west coast finds.
>>84352071You seen it already? Was it a good experience that stirred your emotions?
reminder: you are loved, and everything is great.feel it. feel it. feel it.
>>84352029All good, good lad. I know that if they weren't so monged out of their minds they'd be decent members of the community. Until then, I keep rattling them, and of course, kekkingkekking
>>84352184No one ever loved me can you blame me for being angry I'm better than you I deserve to be loved for who I am
>>84352070West Coast stuff, primarily volcanic lava pebbles, and a coop broken stone i found in a river by my town.
Fuck I hate when it gets warmer. I want to live in the arctic circle desu.
Another one of those announcements where the government announces something that everyone assumes that it should obviously be doing anyway. Until they actually repeal the 1999 Immigration and Asylum Act which provides all the support for illegal immigrants, this is meaningless comms.
Different lad here but I wanted to show off my cool starfish fossil I found on south coast
>>84352215That's quite cool anon.
New article making the rounds about how black people absolutely do have better health outcomes when treated by black doctors, which is essentially the entire rationale behind things like affirmative action and diversity quotas.The interesting finding though is the mechanism by which they have better health outcomes. It's not because black people are 'better' at treating other black people or anything, it's purely down to the fact that black people don't like people of other races and so just don't listen to the advice of their doctors when they're white, asian, middle eastern etc.Can I get a big LMAO in chat?
>>84352134A job interview
I'm not happy with my life I fucking hate you helpernonce reeeeeee
>>84352233They think glasses have medicine in them.
>"Nearly half of British voters think that we are as rich, or richer, than Switzerland. Over half think we are as rich or richer than Australia, Singapore, or Germany. [...[ Over half of us think Britain is as rich as, or richer, than the United States."Fucking b b b b r r r r u u u u h h h hThis is the median voter. We're so fucked it's unreal.
>>84352260How rich do you think we are?
>>84352265The previous government spent all are money.
>>84352265In the grand scheme of things, not very. Poland is overtaking us in GDP per capita. You only need to really ask anyone though, nobody has any money, everything is too expensive, wages are stagnant, growth is non-existent.
>>84352233okay. Can I request only white doctors, employers, and co-workers?
>>84352282No, that's antisemitism.
xittermong melty moment oh aye x
>>84352213it's all well and good saying that, but if you don't deport them, where the fuck do they go?
>>84352290They won't be deported, it's pure comms-over-action. They will say this, make a big show of it in the media to let voters know they're "delivering on immigration" and then it will be six months of radio silence only for them to very quietly announce later on that their proposal was "unworkable" due to ECHR obligations or something.
Must be annoying for the police and soldiers. Their job is to protect the country and people of it, yet they are literal zog bots fighting against the people of the nation.
>>84352318I think they're too dumb to understand at this point. They specifically select for people who will follow orders and not "be a problem".Blair took care of that, making sure all of the old hard men who used to go into the Police more or less got passed over in favour of people who'd been to university.
>>84352337There's got to be some with a bit of common sense left, surely?
>>84352318I know there are some lower level actual beat copper/squaddie types who are reviled by what the government has done over the past 30 years and would love to basically just arrest MPs and forcibly deport people, but lets not kid ourselves, the top layers are THOROUGHLY on board with everything. They are genuinely woke and think that it would be 'inappropriate' or some wank to use the navy to stop the boats and to use the armed forces to protect our borders and deport people.Of course, all of this is ignoring the fact that our armed forces have been utterly gutted and reduced to third world nation status. Dwindling numbers of trooped, no navy to speak of, decaying airforce, pathetic munitions stockpiles, near zero artillery/armour presence, literally zero drone capacity and lets not forget the cherry on top: we are no longer a nuclear power; the nukes literally didn't work the last three times they tested them LMAO. Oh and also we have no logistic capacity to address the above issues - all out supply chains are international, on a 12 month delay minimum and blisteringly expensive.The UK does not have armed forces, we have people who pretend to be in a military.
>>84352362not in the police.
>>84352187Keep it up mate. Feel streets a lot more comfy these days x
>>84352368TA reserves tier country. Truly been torn apart and left to die/be taken over. And the government eager to pounce on any negativity towards islam.>>84352370We fugged.
left the cooker hob on didnt i? nearly burnt the flat down
It on like donkey kong
>>84352513Must be nice and warm in there. I do it all the time.
>>84352513Anything on the hob? I once left a gas hob on lowest flame with a chip pan on it still. House stank of oil the next day.I didn't die, don't worry.
Any fuel protests in England lads?Ive been hearing all fucking day from everyone about the protests in NI tomorrowPic rel, me when its total gridlock not giving a fuck
Wouldn't mind sticking muh stinky up some of the girls that sing pinky up, if you know whassup.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F1ET2XHQfk
>>84352647Can I stick my pinky winky up their stinky binky?(translation: can I have anal sex with them?)
>>84352647Talking about using a sword and killing some girl before you if she got the D, talking about being batshit.This is what happens when you let BPD nutters roam free.
I cant believe i basically almost got 4cuck banned from the Yookay. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
Nonce: BannedMongs: Currently NOT monging out (Very good)Good Lads: Vibing https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>>84352675which one was you?tbf, Starmer just wants the entire internet banned, if he can get away with it.
>>84352692I raged at the mi6 glowies that monitor these threads about a year ago.
i'm straightbut the thought of actually having a bird and spending time with her and shagging her an all kind of makes me uncomfortable and feel a bit sicknot sure why maybe im low t
>>84352675In your head. They'd not get rid of this place in the UK because of one singular nutter.
ive also recently developed a real fear of ripping my frenulum
>>84352722Literally the week after I raged, the state said they'd ban 4cuck. I know how bad you leaked about me. And I loved it. It made me so happy knowing that you missed in your pants.
Yeah mate actually MI6 is monitoring britfeel, yeah mate no really
>>84352735NTA but, we're still here though, maybe they don't think you're a serious threat?
>>84352746Sandnigger pedos the state brings in and defends as they rape and murder British women and children will line the streets crucified. The king will be deposed because he has converted to pisslam, and new king will be installed.
>>84352751Because I stopped posting, and im also a amerimutt.
Sean is a good lad.
>>84352791He is most certainly NOT a good lad.
Yeah what im sayhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/u5JLhCOAfCE
>>84352533it was on low so i didnt notice it for a while>>84352559a frying pan, it was empty thankfully but im still kicking myself about it
Travellers are quite simply the worst people in the world.
>>84352853go to africa and see what you think
Me? I regret having my kid, it's just not for me. I genuinely would rather have preferred to live my own life. I thought I wanted to be a dad, but I was wrong and here I am.
>>84352853Not people x
>>84352954How old is your kid? I found it gets better as time goes on.
>ss..ssstop..I..I.imm..imitating..m..m..mekekking
>>84352735>that you missed in your pantsFirstly, mongboy.Secondly, we're still here, I can still access 4chan from my UK ISP. They've done nothing and you're irrelevant to them.
>>84352616>forced back into the office just as a petrol price skyrockets
on...on..oone sssshandy bbbbbbbbbbbbbbass pppplease
wish i had the confidence to go out for a shandy bass. no mates i'm unlikable and i hate everyone
>>84353024Currently 4, still kidish, but a good number of years away from being even remotely independent. Of course it gets better over time, but that's sort of the point - time. I'll never get those years back. Gone. Wasted. Some of the best years of my life too in theory.
>>84353043He has exposed himself as a bit of a gimp with that one ngl>s.s.stop c.copying m.m.me Lmao?
Mad to think we are seen as old and out of touch now at least we still have video games. No wife a gf or kids. Forever alone
Mummy he copied me no mummy no no no Its my gimmick hes stealing
Phwoarr gotten up again me haven't iX
>>84353104Hmm mine is 4 as well and I like parenting her now.The first year is dreadful but I've liked it all past that.I don't think there's any better way to spend time than raising your kid desu
no one ever invites me out for a pint of shandy bass fuck you helpernonce
>>84353119It mad innit x
>>84353071>wish i had the confidencemake people think their clever
>>84352521was kino in the new Mario film when Seth Rogen said "it's on like Pokemon!" and Detective Pikachu burst in and thundershocked Star Fox's Foxship and said, "what, you called?"in my 43 years of life, i've never seen an audience go so wild. was more electric than Oasis at Reading in '98.
>>84352954friend i had in school has just had a kid. i dont envy it his lifes about to be fucking grimme? i'm still having fun thanks. i can barely look after myself i dont really want to look after a kid as well. as boring as my life is i think it would make a lot of people jealous
listening to The Cribs for the first time in years. such nostalgia. think I saw them 7 times live during their pomp.
Bit satanic innit
>>84353200Funny how both parents and non parents think they've made the right choice and the other lot are a bunch of chumps.
Got them rattled and its lushkekking maximally
>>84353214Lol init >my empty life as a grown man without kids is SO fun, let me tell you so you know
>>84353225You'll do absolutely NOTHING big man.
>>84353232this just reads as cope though. i could have a kid if i wanted one, but someone with a kid is stuck with it for a long time. dont consider my life "empty" at all, theres more to life than tending to a child and revolving your life around it>just me n the kids now hun. sorry i cant come out tonight i have to take bobby to school in the morning
Corrr another sub 3 minute and its lush. Like a lap dog.kekking
>>84353240Yes lad people who have brought their own flesh and blood into the world are jealous of your funko pops lol
>>84353210Yeah, like the picture he posted with him superimposed as Jesus Christ. Utter Blasphemy from the devils favourite demon.
>British Gas >Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:32:17>Your Direct Debit hasn't gone through>Please contact your bank.hahaha get in. that's 17.34 quid of my overdraft available again. this is not my problem, there's nothing i can do.who's up for a few pints? i'm buying.
>>84353252i dont have any funko pops lad. you can try again though x
>>84353241>another sub 3 minute and its lush.you practising the 10 metres, lad?
>>84353191I have no idea if this actually happened or not and I don't care to find out. If you made it up then congrats
Another one who couldn't help themselves and its lush xkekking
>>84353240>someone with a kid is stuck with it for a long timeWell yeah mate, I suspect parents are pretty pleased about that.
>>84348447Yes that song sounds similar. As its in same key (A major) https://vocaroo.com/1jQMvLduoSEJ
BIG BAZONKERS WOW!
Every day is a Saturday when you're on that bennylife. Wish wagies would understand this x
>>84353324i've known a couple of really warm, solid dads, but IN MY EXPERIENCE they're the exception rather than the rule.it's a huge downer when a recently-sprogged male friend opens up and tells you how he ACTUALLY feels about now having a kid.
>>84353330Wish I had even half her darts ability to be honest lad. She's a decent player. She would batter the average dartist, even with a handicap.
>>84353329thanks friend. hadn't heard Glasgow Love Theme but i did listen to it afterwards, pleasant song.glad you're back on the choons, this is lush xwas a bit of a wreck last night, never thought it'd be the bloody opioids of all things haha. slightly irritably today but it's like i'm FEELING again. just stared at the trees/sky like i was on MDMA because our world is actually pretty damn beautiful.the real drug is living. and possibly Jesus. (one thing at a time though)
>>84352521Its on like Hong Kong (-)_(-) Its mental oriental
>>84353387there was a huge flame war the other day that lasted three, if not four, entire posts. 'is darts a sport?' and it turns out the sports bureaucrats say it is.as a follow-up, is darts one of those sports where your sex matters? it's not muscles or skeletons like boxing or sprinting, but don't men have narrower, better-hunting vision, whereas women have broader, better-gathering vision?not being sexist. i think it's lovely if it's this petty and we can ALL play together. it's not like Warhammer or a book club where inviting a member of the opposite sex ruins the whole group.
>>84353437I remember about 3 weeks ago that little lad was getting upset when somebody called rugby a middle class poofters sport.
>>84353402https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n91lSO0wJQwonder if you could get away with this nowadays....
>>84353401Yeah that is problem with drugs and esp downers You live in your head + years go by where you dont even pay attention to your surroundings like I was happy to jist sit and get fat because it felt like basically alright/normal. Its sort of unfair on other pwople when you think that your hardly eben.being yourself when you interact with people who are taking it on trust that your being sincere Aye not on purpose necessarily but its reality. However I don't know much about tramadol but codeine withdrawals doesn't Last that long it does feel weirdly quite bad to me considering it's quite weak but if you give yourself like 4/5 days to be feeling sh-t..You know what's weird it does feel worse withdrawals I guess because it's Self induced. Like you've had a cold before. People get them (altho personally not had 1 in ages, my mam has 1 at the moment so maybe soon)You've pribly had worse things than coldsI don't know why the WD hits you more than what it basically is a bad cold the psychological/depression side id imagine. See when I had COVID it was horrible, lasted like 2 WEEKS..? Worst flu illness of my life....still am like "I've got covid, it'll pass eventually"The first time I had opiates withdrawal in 2016 it was really bad but I was so naive I didn't even know about withdrawals.So I spent the week on the sofa jist treating it like I've caught some bug that's really messed me up here,throwing up,dodgy guts. Byt the psychological side wasn't as bad.That was a stronger opiate.Yet, when it came to codeine relatively weaker, the wds were always harder to tolerate than that week. It was objectively worse on the body that time..but not knowing it was a drug induced self induced problem Like.its something that you can't help. I just accepted it like that. A lot of it is mental.
>>84353475*pulls eyes back* WE ARE SIAMESE IF U PREASE \(-)_(-)/
>>84353463of course it is, what a little fool. maybe he was confused because it actually takes strength and skill and isn't boring like cricket, but that's like getting upset if someone said>fencing is for toffs.
>libtard>peanuthttps://x.com/scootykins/status/2042261297363087414
>>84353496Very very crossy coded post.
>>84353437>is darts one of those sports where your sex matters?Yes lad, the DRA (Darts regulation authority) has specifically said, last week in fact, that troons are no longer allowed in womens only competitions. There is a clear advantage of being a male in darts, as with most sports. Beau Greaves is just an anomaly.
>>84353535To add, This troon was fucking seething about it.
https://youtu.be/RG5mOd8Ubsk
>>84353542>Tran Leuven
>>84353485glad i never took heroin any further. not going to downplay heroin because it's HEROIN but i've had less than a gram total in my life and that's that. my friend who works in a hospital and sees heroin addicts all the time was asking me a couple of days ago,>i just kept nodding off.to me that's heroin.but you are right, you can overdo anything. that time a few weeks ago i had several blisters of tramadols and codeines i stopped breathing and couldn't bend my torso for a couple of days. the 'coffee ground vomit' is apparently a sign of internal bleeding or a stomach ulcer and ever since then i get these chest pains where i CAN'T sneeze (i have to stifle it because i'm guessing my lungs cannot take the pain, it's weird).mind you, the psychological side of the withdrawals is strange. said as much to an anon on here yesterday, like that scene in Trainspotting with the upside-down baby. it is like cartoony/fantasy madness: 'the demons are coming to get me, oh god, this is what it's like forever,' then a day later: 'wtf was that about?'did you never get those times during your withdrawals?appreciate the support mate, you're living proof of what can be done so it's like low-key inspiration. here's hoping i can stick to it haha.
>>84353210sick satanic black magic shit
Ugly cuntz
>>84353605Not as ugly as you matey, not as ugly as you.
>>84353535oh fair enough. i know this has become such a tedious thing to argue about online, but darts is one people never bring up and those bullet points are interesting. suppose it makes sense: it's not like 'you must hit the board hard enough to score the most points' but i can understand how those factors affect precision.people normally bring up Olympic shooting as one that COULD be a mixed sport because both sexes have eyes and can fire a gun, but even there, i wonder.i used to do archery as a kid and sometimes people say that's entirely DEX-based rather than STR-based and you just know they've never shot an arrow in their lives.
>>84353566Different anon here. Sounds pretty brutal. I've had some similarly unpleasant ODs, was once crawling to the toilet to throw up while trying to be quiet so the gf didn't hear. Had recently been nodding out on the sofa and blaming it on antihistamines. That was when I was fucking with oxy and xanax at the same time, truly awful. Glad I never did heroin, got very close to buying some once but I have a fear that if I do that'll be it for me. Thanks for sharing, we're all gonna make it
Lunchington o'clockingtonshireham almost is itX
>>84353049There vvill be a new king. Charles is a traitor.
>>84353644>I was fucking with oxy and xanax at the same time, truly awful.if it's a dangerous combo, you know that already haha.BUT were you the lad on about oxys a few weeks (months?) ago?like damn if i'm not curious. they end up being over 20 quid for ONE PILL and people chop them up and snort them? remind me to get into drug dealing if i ever get a prescription for these.
>>84353674Prince Achmud is next inline, methinks.
Excellent summary of the shroud of turin......this will convert many souls..the SHROUD is amazing.. https://youtu.be/zyuDXp8BlqU
neva worcked a day in me life neva will workc a day in me life. simpul as relly.
i am putting a two-week moratorium on all Crossyposting about the Shroud of Turin.i'm sorry Crosslad it's for your own good.
>>84353716I firmly reject this. Shroud of Turin posting must be encouraged. CHRIST IS KING.
>>84353719Based bRother in Christ x
>>84353686Uhhhh yes could have been me. Yeah I don't think they were genuine by any means, the vendor stopped selling them pretty quick so I expect they were them nitazines that are our answer to fentanyl. I did have some real oxys once though what I stole off someone and had them after a night of heavy coke use and had the best sleep of my life. They are good but yeah crazy expensive.
>>84353704me, i contribute to society in alternative ways.i once made an image macro for /jp/ that was reposted on 9GAG and hit their front page. i actually turn down book deals all the time, while wagies are happy to collect their 'payslips' out of pure greed.
Me when I have 2x Lemon Coke zero in fridge
Spaffed to the gfberg just now me Phwoar innit XLuv spaffing me i do
Friendly reminder that Sean won x
mmmm sunshine in yorkshire and a joint
>>84353830Same, but rain instead of sunshine.
>>84353798You're obsessed ha ha
>>84353144Fair enough, it's not like I find it inconceivable that people can enjoy parenting, but I just really don't like it.>>84353200Yeah it does get pretty grim. At least you've got a decent self-reflection to go on for why you don't want kids, sensible.>>84353214Except that's not true at all, there are plenty of very miserable people who know they made the wrong choice on both sides too. I'm one of them.
Bet you thought you'd never see it, but here we go.
>>84353757corrrr iktf. i have 6x 7Up Zeros and 6x Diet Cokes, just there, in the fridge.also 1x half a tin of chicken veg soup, 1x half a tin of chilli, 1x rice and 1x three slices of cheddar.just feels mad having this stuff in again.maybe it's the sobriety talking, but you did s*mething very kind i won't soon forget. drop me a line if you're ever in my neck of the woods and fancy a half-caffeine coffee or something (whatever it is us 30something geriatrics do).
Knocking one out to a cute troon oh aye
>>84353869FWIW i'm >>84353362just wanted to say i appreciate your candour here. i'm not a miserable bastard who hates kids, you're just spot-on that it's not for everyone. wish there were more men who were honest like this, AHEAD of time.
Have not got a friend will never have one because I am a loathsome angry man child
>>84353798They don't ban winners though
>>84353792the thread almost died the last time you did this.it's your polite-sageru yamato-damashii vs mine. it's not fair to either of us, but you're the one spaffing every 18 hours.
>>84353792how many spaffs a day?
>>84353792>>84353933Think he should show us her chebbinghams and let us judge how spaff worthy she be.
>>84353939these are technically the same day:>>84348994>>84353792i like your contributions, SS, but you need to speak to your GP about this, i think. you could have hypergonads.
>>84353950Miss titlod whenever I read the word 'chebs'
Wanking to tranners doesn't make you gay. It's just a wank
Shippy wonBobbin lost
>>84353971Maybe he found his own Miss titlod? And she's the only one who's chebs are not shred.
me, i've eaten a whole 250g bag of East End/Shalimar spicy roasted cashew nuts in one sitting.at the end of the day, that was my choice. but corner shops should bring in minimum unit pricing on something so dangerous.
By my count his ban has just expired. Expect the return of the ALMIGHTY HELPHELPERINGTONSHIRE in the coming HOURS. God DAMN I am HYPED for his return and the SHITSHOW this whole thing has been. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.
>>84353979It's still a wank over a man though. Especially as you are probably aroused by his male genitalia.
Wanking off tranners doesn't make you gay. It's just a wank
>>84354009Bugger, that wasn't even a phonefag post, so can't blame autocorrect.
>>84353979literally does make you a big stinky gayor a stinkier still bisexono longer straight and it not lushstraight lush and normalnon-straight not normalabnormal freaks keep away from meonly pretty ladies near this straight dudegod damn I love titties
>>84354017Just her tits and arsehole, lad. Nothing gay about that
>>84354030Just curious lad, nothing wrong with that
>>84354045sorry my dude, I got a bit carried awayyou go get your dick wet in whatever way you likepls forgive me
>>84354052It's just a wank lad. I'm not sure I could bang one. Maybe a barely legal one with little hormone tittes and puffy nipples
Fudge poker Douglas Murray
Foodington cooling off is itX
>>84354120>Foodington cooling off is itIt is.
/britfeel/ is normiebook but for the failures of the world :(
>nitter.net/AmandaUngaroA/with_repliesIt's quite telling how the Dan Ratner (fitting surname lol) kike who directed (((Melania)))'s biopic was also photographed at Epstein's island with underaged victims as well, right next to EpkikeThese goyim are all neck-deep in it
>>84354172I think most of you are kewl, desu.
>>84354193Why won't you be my fren then why won't you love me, I'm only human I deserve to be loved
and it's oh aye mr mongboy
UC day and so far have not splurged on anything, in fact im so mentally trapped to "not spend money" i have no bread in the house and i'm going round and round in my head about going to the shop.I'm thinking there wont be any or it wont be fresh (paki shop) that i cant decide to go out my front door and i dont want to use delivery services as they are a rip off and im trying to save money. Nearly spent 10 on amazon earlier for a inline usb c dongle that tells you the draw/charge.I can't remember the last time i had a shower.Miserable.
Another straight lad lost to the trannies. it not lush at all.
>>84354211We are all (apart from some fags) frens here.What's up lad, you sound glum.As proof, these are the best noodles I've had, if you ever see them, buy some (and follow instructions carefully), you won't be disappointed.
>>84354254Got no frens, never had a gf, still live with my mum, unemployable and I'm angry with anyone who has a better life
I reckon Trump is a nonce lads
>>84354254>peanut freegood news for nutlets
Name's ShaggingtonArse Shaggington
>>84354268If I lived near you I'd meet up. Might be going on a beachcombing holiday (east yorkshire) this year, if I do you could meet me, but might be with a fren who's a bit bonkers.
>>84353274him saying he's a doctor in this image is like something someone would post here
Filled me bellywelly right and proper didn't ix
>>84354325This is getting very weird.
>it's a 'Farscape gets me to actually like Chianna' episodecorrr those crafty writers. intentionally writing a shitty D'Argo episode just before this 6/10 Clockwork L'Orangen's Run yarn.Farscape lads, without giving too much away, how long before season 2 gets back into the main plot? i don't want to call side stories 'filler' since it's just how TV was back then. in fact if there's a Rygel episode in this new moody style, please tell me.
>efukt.com/24639_Amateur_Hour_Chronicles_Of_Failure.html>"Make monkey noises!"Kek
>>84353719What are your thoughts on this whopper here >>84353274
/ourguy/RIP
Wait, lads, I thought you couldn't just strip someone of their citizenship???
>>84354424stop gnoticing chud
Really need a DVD update.
>>84354231What do you usually spend your UC on lad?
There never were any DVDs, if you look closely it was all AI images
Maybe the real DVDs were the friends we made along the way
>>84354469I honestly believe the dvd part was the only thing real about him everything else was fake or one of his many personalities.
Sean was/is dvdlad
>>84354032>herGross
>>84354487>one of his many personalities.what a life
there's this moody music in Farscape, was in later season 1, now they're using it in season 2 a lot.and it's just this from Jurassic Park Trespasser:https://downloads.khinsider.com/game-soundtracks/album/trespasser-jurassic-park-complete-soundtrack/39-%2520InGen%2520Computer%2520Building.mp3i'm on to you, Guy Gross.
There's a woman that's complaining that she was raped by Katy Perry 20 years ago when she rubbed her vagina in her face and it made her projectile vomit apparently.
>>84354547I skullsmushed a girl and I liiiked it
Paul McCartney is dead
glad I've still got my foreskin me
I've got a purple bell end when I'm normalI've got a blue bell end when I'm coldI've got a green bell end when I'm illI've got a red bell end when I'm hotI've got a yellow bell end after banging a Chinese womanI've got a black bell end when I've hit it too hardWhat colour is your bellend?
>>84354395There's always something brewing in Farscape. They kind of sleepwalk you into story arcs.I think it's really well done, how it works great as an entirely episodic series, and something you can watch in order and get an even greater story out of. I guess you're getting to the part where Scorpius becomes a more prominent character? Best character, in my opinion, btw. Completely steals every episode he's in.
>>84353876Have you tried the pink lemonade 7 up? I also have a lemon fanta i forgot about that was from a takeaway from last year n_n
>Your face When u realise that a washing machien is a shower for clothesOwO
>>84354679yeah the pink lemonade one is nice! might see if i can get it again. i miss those gimmick flavour Iron Brus tbqh.might garn sleep, it's getting cold and bed is warm.
>>84354680when you realise what a machine machine does it's the funniest thing.we have antibiotics and the internet. how do we wash clothes? big metal box spinning round blasting water mixed with soap.
>>84354695Ano i was in living room a while jist went back in my room an it's pure Arctic not happy
<(^_^)>https://youtu.be/YiIa8rS0Hqw
made some toast. one with nutella, one with butter, one with some posh strawberry jam and one with crunchy peanut butter. pure decadence isn't it x
am allergic to nuts me
on...o...o..one ssssh...shandy bbbbbbass pppp...p..p.p..ppplease
Off to the land of nod.Will muh dreams be crazy or normal?I am eager to find out.
the only decent kebab near me is like 4 quid delivery. not worth it
>>84355079Large donner and chips is 10 pound near me, has to have lashings of yogurt sauce as well. It's lush.
>reddit.com/r/thepassportbros/comments/1sj15bx/most_hotspots_and_paradises_are_oversaturated_so/Lmfao at this copemaxxing jeetcel manlet calling himself "asian"Poojeets always do this for some reason
>>84355122They are Asian though.
>>84355122think it's cause they're from asia, m80
Woke up alone I spent all day alone I will go to bed alone. And do it all over again tomorrow. Might lash out on 4chan at lads I don't know
going Milan this weekLisbon the next
>>84355154Have you informed the DWP?
>>84355122sounds like you envy his life
>>84355154>going Milan this weekMatalan more like it>Lisbon the nextLidl more like it
Interesting bit of scottish history ! ^-^ https://youtu.be/lVaUY3WGBmA
can't remember the last time i brushed my teeth
>reddit.com/r/thepassportbros/comments/1skk9qv/how_society_views_passport_bros/This dude literally just now realized we live in a gynocratic matriarchy lol Slowpoke dot jaypeg xD
i used to put cigarettes out on my legs as a teen. don't like showing my legs because of that
upsetting mongs because it's a laugh x
Anyone here bought anything from this mob? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UNd-2k3j6ME?feature=share
>>84355358Been K3KKING lad?
^___^ https://youtube.com/shorts/vTUc8ePVAig
another (you) thank you x
Still ought to set up the nu browserberg sessh don't iX
>>84355587You're welcome. Fancy a bum later?
you alright lads? not checked in for a few years. see that it's mainly the same mongs posting here. very sad.
>>84355944Yep still here. Fancy a bum lad?
wanked 6 times the day leds.wit am i daein
>>84356046A dae ken pal your aff your heed like pullin ur pud that many times isnae healthy ken like UwU
Away2 my wee beddy byes I am NA NIGHT ^-^
>>84354013That's unironically like an entire day's worth of calories for a non-fat person. Nuts are utter trash
>>84356144uwu tru m8
>>84354655>There's always something brewing in Farscape. They kind of sleepwalk you into story arcs.i see. i get what you mean about how they plant little seeds. that 'back-to-Earth' episode went from>it's this. actually, it's this. nah, actually, it's THIS.then Scorpius comes out of nowhere with his Plot Device Chair and just goes>nah, fuck all of that. actually, IT'S THIS.>I guess you're getting to the part where Scorpius becomes a more prominent character? Best character, in my opinion, btw. Completely steals every episode he's in.yep. assumed he'd just be a one-off baddie, die in that first two-parter. i love this bastard like you wouldn't believe.
Kier Starmer is a Zionist tool and general waste of space but I respect him for not being Americas dog and joining the illegal war in Iran
>>84356219So you'll be voting for the Gaza independent candidate then?
>>84356158but they're great for that exact same reason. the problem is the salt tbqh. and the price.in my healthier days, i used to buy raw cashews in bulk. maybe add a LITTLE bit of salt/seasoning myself. cashews are fat, protein, some carbs. in delicious little morsels that take forever to go bad. with raw cashews, you cannot lose.
any lads remember The Food Weighouse? i think they still exist here and there, just one of those old shops i think of like Woolworths or Kwik Save.you'd walk in and go round all the big vats. scoop yourself up 1 lb of self-raising flour, 1/2 lb of salted cashews, and a few cheeky ounces of kola kubes.those were the days.
>>84356239I'll be voting for the Workers Party of Great Brity
>>84356343So George Galloway says the word "Gaza" and "free Palestine" you lot blindly vote for him without a second thought. Cant you obviously see that he's manipulating the Muslim voter base for his own gain?
>>84356370>George Galloway says the word "Gaza" and "free Palestine" you lot blindly vote for him without a second thought. Cant you obviously see that he's manipulating the Muslim voter base for his own gain?have i time travelled to a thread from 20 years ago? didn't this already happen?
i wasn't here in the Good Old Days because i was usually on other boards. /r9k/ went a weird direction but in hindsight /britfeel/ seemed nice enough.Moni, i can't tell when you're trolling or whatever. you had taken a turn by the time i started posting. but can you bring back any of the other oldheads with you? or is everyone just older and angrier now? maybe that's just the way the internet has gone ( ._.)
>>84356370I watch his show on YouTube (over 100k subscribers), he speaks sense and believes what he says, he's also raising awareness No one is being manipulated, George is out man and the Pakistani community of Britain will fight and overthrow parliament and the so called "King", if he gives the word>>84356447There's a Discord where some of the hang out, it's pretty much a substitute for this thread but without the captchas
>>84356481the new CAPTCHAs are a nightmare but you develop a knack for them. each one has a bit of a 'tell' you will pick up on.dislike Discord though. it's more IRC than message board. plus it tends to be 'clique-y' which has created problems here (why not just go off and do your own thing? makes no sense.)but maybe this is just me being late-night nostalgic for an internet we've all lost. feel sorry for the zoomsters and alphoids tbqh.
Done me spaffingtons in for today me X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gInkiQtA1_MThis is exactly the kind of kinegraphique VICE used to produce on the reg back in the early 2010's, before they went full gay PoC tranny. Sad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TmGeotyZ1k
I believe the majority of British people do not believe in racism but the 30% that do, ruin it for everyone else and must be dealt with
>>84356888New blog post when?
am not gay I promise but I wanna pin oli sykes down and give him a bumming (from his there is a hell era) he'd be like noooo get off me y'bender and i'd just laugh
>>aaaaa me bumring aaaaaaaaaaahh>ahahaha
>>84356982>>84357019why are you awake at such an odd hour?
>>84357033in the states at the mo seeing some matesfly back wednesdaychillin in bed
>>84356958When Britain falls and we have majority Pakistani rule or over the weekend
>>84357048>in the states at the moProof?
>>84357129You'd give anything to wake up white tomorrow
>>84357177don't really feel like uploading a pic of my bellend in front of an american street sign
>>84357215Ah okay so no proof then, got it, buddy!
>>84357255yep no proof! nn!
Nobody fell for his shit LARP and now he fucks off.
>>84357191I'm proud of my brown skin, it looks good and protects me from the sunWhites on the other hand, get dirty easily and burn in the light
>>84357291>it looks goodIt doesn't
>>84357298Then why are all the white people trying to become brown with their tanning beds and spray on tans?
>>84357320a tan isnt the same as shit coloured skin
My white cum on Poley's brown skin
Morning de lads and morning de lads
Been awake all night crying. What's the fucking point in living in this day and age
>>84357515Working like a slave so you can get cancer 9 months before you retire and die from colon cancer.
>>84357515Move to Switzerland, lad. Life is great here. You can get a swiss visa, right?
>>84357525We have a lower rate of cancer in Sweden.>>84357545>Switzerland3rd worlder detected.
me and ebin on a pleasure boat enjoying the beautiful yorkshire coast
Another woffee down the hatch
She low-key chopped on god fr skull emoji
Real Moni would have her trip on.
>>84357291Disregard this, I was drunk.
Used to be into Adeline Lafouine when she was a civil servant, but she got outed and her amateur porn era stopped for a bit. Then she went semi pro and her scenes got even more rough. Cannot do any spaffbergs on that stuff. Prolapse. Triple anal. Punching. It not lush.
Real Moni replied to me many years ago when we were talking about putting jelly dildos up the bottom as straight men. My point was that straight men do not as a rule put jelly dildos up their bottom as it is a bit gay, and therefore the man is not straight but bisexual or even closeted gay.
